General Maw and rtsssasasssse Next Appearance Communion of RAM Tomorrow Nov. 12
VoltS New York, N. Y.( October 29, 1931 No. 6
STUDENT COUNCIL APPOINTS COMMITTEE Paul /. MeCmdey Speaki OH WHk MM tout of the Annual Gullibility of Inte&ton ftttrwt MM fascist RMfc, located At a gathering of two hundred in MM Mb* 0tm BlM tf Die- ON INTRAMURAL SPORTS TOURNAMENT students of the Pace Inatltute of olall—, —liWMt >#lf «T feverish Now York, Paul J. MeCaulsy, 'IB, •etlvlty for M to^N tfartni tho aaslatant district attorney In charge ntxt fow d«ya MM** Umintt will Messrs. Nebot, Crane and O'Connell to Manage Basketball League; of tha State Bureau of Securities, com* for tho raiaHaaiHai M nee- apoka on tha gullibility of Now eutry to tho Wllilw>l a (tod ra- Rules Announced to Determine Membership; Winners Will Be York City stock investora and tho trait. \ ease with which they ars duped. With thlo pets* hiM, there Awarded Trophy to Be Displayed in Recreation Room Ha described the Intricate work- have boon several niwlitnu... to Ings of "bucket shops" and "boiler thi Rack. "taiNe* a«le «oul," The Student Council, which by af rooms," and declared that only edu- by Alfred A. kVMM, fc, afcauld RITES FOR SCHOLASTIC plan adopted at the meeting of Octo- FRESHMAN INITIATION cation would save many persons provo Intorootlnfl Ma) raMllaj. to ber It waa enlarged ao aa to include, from losing their money to un- many, tolllnf aa It a*M tilMary of Rector Celebrates Requiem Mass In addition to Ita original memberahip, scrupulous stock doalsra. Now i boy who oouM, as* «Mfl«o and the presidents of the major extra-cur- Annual Event to Be Conducted Yorkers, ha pointed out, wsro tha for Mr. KoMbecker, SJ. most oaally fleeced and professional •et rl|htly In MM twnMiilLmiy. ricular activities In the college, met by Senior Boarders Thi oorloa of •oMabtoti MMfcar people hoadsd ths Not In the follow- Oanlol A. Lord, fcA, on MkMiotoo Wednesday, October 21, at 8.15 for the flrst time In Us entirety at One of the moat Interesting extra- ing order, doctors, tsaehora, and of a voeatlon and) ooMaot atfkooi A. M., a High Mass of Requiem waa 8 p. m., Tuesday, October 20. curricular featurea of the scholastic lawyers. ihould alea arovo of a«r«lo«i(.|n- •ung In the University Church tor Ha showed tho moans by which As already noted In The RAM, this year has been announced by James J. tirtot "Turnkeye of «o#o >W the ropoie of the aoul of the late Mr. Crane, '32, Prealdent of tha Boarders, man and women of ths stock rackets Hogao" la OIM of tho aariy NaW Vincent P. Kohlbecker, S. J. Tha meeting waa held for the purpose of In the Initiation of Resident Fresh- cheat honest people of Hard earned btr arrlvala whlla a now ewMMW Mlaia Cantata was celebrated by making suitable arrangements for the men by the Seniors. This Important money, and exhorted his audloncs pimphltta on Mia aaatafc* of % Fkther Aloyslus J. Hogan, S. J., Roe-flrst of the council's projects consist- annual occurrence ia acheduled for to spread his warning, ao that Ignor- hureh In Amorloa haa tea* tor of Fordham University, and waa Ing in an intramural basketball tourna- the first week In November, and the ant and hard working parsons would •erred by Henry F. White, 'SJ, Secre- on tho oholvoa. ment. The question of a dual grouping executlvea In charge of tha proceed- not be despoiled of their small life tary of tha Council of Debate and savings. In the tournament, one for extra- ings are making every effort to have Malcolm Kohlbecker, '35, brother of the lowest Initiation tee In the history the late Mr. Kohlbecker. curricular activities and the other for of the event. Tentative estimate sets MEMBERS OF COWU. Many of the College Faculty, In- the various class sections, with the this amount at one dollar, with the TENTATIVE CAST IS cluding Father Charlea J. Deane, 8.J., winner in each group playing for thepossibility that even this figure may Dean of 8tudlea at St. John'a College, championship of the college, as well be lowered by the leadera of the ANNOUNCED BY MIKES attended the memorial service. Nu- as the queition of selecting a trophy movement merous of Mr. Koblbeckor'a former for the victorious team, went into the A full and entertaining program has puplla whom he had Instructed In the Senior* to Play Mm Parti program of the council's deliberations been arranged for this "gala" occa- &/ %4 couraei of Freshman Bngllah and La- sion, with the following men, all of in SkakesBHne'i Comedy, tin aa well aa many of his cloae friends Council Mombera Senior, heading the committees: Al- were present to pay their respects to The members who were present at bert Oaspers, Norman Le Boeuf, James "TwtUth Night" hla memory. The Council of Debate, this meeting are the following: Thomas Mlnnick, Joseph Freehill, John Janls, The Council af DakVa regular F. Maher, '32, president of the Ath- under the leadership of their present and Frank Davis. Each man will have In preparation for the production of meeting of October Hwaa Ike occa- Moderator, Mr. Raymond Schouten, letic Association; James J. Crane, '32, • special phase of the activity to at-Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" a tenta- sion of tha raaMajg tf tha erganlsa- 8. J., who haa luceeeded to the post president of the Boarders; Robert A. tend to, Mr. Caipers caring for tha tive cast was announced by Mr. tion of a letter tea* th Raator, Aloy- loft vacant by tho unfortunate demlae Nebot, '32, editor-in-chief of The RAM; dress parade, Mr. Le Boeuf attending of Mr. Kohlbecker, attended the Maia F. Clay Buckhout, '32, president of Stephen X. Winters, 8.J., Moderator sius J. Hogan, U. J.,aaauaasjdlng the to the entertainment, Mr. Mlnnick ar- In a body. Senior year; Edward Malloy, '34, preal ranging for the refreshments, Mr. of the Mimea and Mummers. The society for Ita lataHaj |* taa memory dent of Sophomore year; Edward J. Tha untimely death of Mr. Kohl- Freehill supervising the major events, stage crew is also occupied In devis- of Its late moiaratp. Mr. Tlncent P. Orendorff, '32, president of Mimes and becker on July SS laat came aa the and Messrs. Janls and Davis consti- ing the scenery and properties to be Kohlbecker, 8. J. reaullr of • serious operation and Mummers; Bernard J. O'Connell, '32, tuting the Reception Committee. president of the Council of Debate; used on the evenings of December 10 proved a source of grief to both fac- The prises that have been selected Father Hotaa, § kia eommunica- Charles Nagle, '32, chairman of the (Continued on page 10) are most appropriate. The Initiation and 11, when the play will be pre- lion to Mr. RajraMa) •easwten, S. J., Board of Directors of the Olee Club; (Continued on page 10) sented In Collins Auditorium. the present BMtasjUr, praised the Clemens O. Arllnghaus, '33, manager The cast, which Is by no means very laudabla Mai Oaplared by all of the band; Joseph Freehill, '32, pre- fect of the Parthenlan Sodality; Arthur definite and subject to change as occa- the members at It* Cornell In attend- Freed, ami Spaaish O. Madden, '32, representing the So-Radio How Planed sion may demand, is composed for the ing the Maaa attaaatsai celebrated Clnbs Hold First dality of the Immaculate Conception in most part of seniors, These students In the UnlventtrCbairck on Wednes- the absence of John J. Hayes, '32, the By College Condi havo distinguished themselves behind day, Octoka* llf.°"T*al| act of rever- prefect; Richard J. Burke, '32, editor- Luncheons of Year the footlights and the calibre of the ence, close* MkarsM ike resolution in-chief of the Monthly. Matter Chairman Oi Catkolk Action entire cast promises an excellent pres- of the Holy Maa* aaakviy of the Par- Moderator of Italian Club By a unanimous vote the council entation. With the exception of the ish off tha taaatla*a:deplorlng the elected Thomas F. Maher chairman of roles of Duke Orslno and Viola the former m , la ailent tea- AddrasMs Members On the organisation, while James E. Clark, Volunteer. Being Sought to other main characters will be por- tlmony of admiration Mr. president of Junior year, was appoint- Furnish Entertainment KoMbeckei Luigi Pirandello trayed by the following: ed secretary after Arllnghaus declined for Sodality Program Prior to UMl Maaag* tho regular The French Club held Its flrst lunch- '.he nomination. A committee on In Malvollo Horace V. McNally '32 | debate of tfea aMMfejg «aa held. The eon of the year on Thursday, October tramural sports was also formed. Sir Toby Belch subject of the «*.»• was "Resolved: Messrs. Nebot, Crane and O'Connell The College Council on Catholic Ac- Tha the aroaaaal oWM labor amend- 22, at the Saraiin Restaurant, about comprise this committee and In theti tion, composed of four representa- Thomas F. Paradine '32 ment be a4o#oa4- The aflrmatlve, thirty-five members attending. The hands will rest the management of the tives from each of the following col- Sir Andrew Aguecheek which wa. TO4O4 ,, the rn.mb.rs of object of the gathering was well ac- Intramural Basketball League. The leges: New Rochelle, Mount St. Vin- John F. Costello '32 he vlctoriow Ma*, waa composed of rules which this committee has thus complished, Inasmuch as the new mem- cent, Good Counsel and Fordham, met Feste Frank A. Dorn '32 Joseph OK** m ,„„ p,ter ,. ar formulated may be found at the bers were given an excellent opportu- on the morning of Saturday, October Hughe,, Si, wM, „„ t,w WM end of this story. Olivia Robert B. Collins '32 17, at Fordham and elected omcers nity to become acquainted with the Maria Charles E. Oberle '32 defended by CfcaMoa I. Oberle, '32, The council decided to hold weekly for the coming year. Bernard J. and Prank a Dm. tt. Mr. Oberle old. Mr. Baslle 0. D'Ouakll M.A., mod- meetings, every Tuesday evening al In duo time the actors who will por- O'Connell '32, of Fordham, was elect- »«« desigaatad hot aaeaker of the erator of the club, encouraged the seven o'clock. The place of assembly tray the remaining and less important ed Prealdent, Miss Kathleen O'Con- regular defeat* «too Mr. Crowley re- freshmen to keep up their interest In (Continued on page 10) parts will be announced. The selection nell of Mount St. Vincent was elected ived the mm, tajtkMtion In the sub- the club, promising that goad results of the above cast was by Mr. Stephen sequent voUatary «aaate Vice-President, and Miss Marie O'Bri- X. Winters, S.J., Mr. J. Gerard Cregan were bound to result from their asso- FEATURES IN MONTHLY en of Good Counsel was elected Sec- mem6/!!1"1' * * "^ were «* and Mr. J. Taylor Drcen. mentej by tho aM«|aa) of John Cahlll, ciation with It. Norman Le Boeuf, '32, retary. Tho leading roles, those of Malvollo lN president, and James J. Meany, Jr., Martfn « *«o*. '•». Edward New Cover Design Adorns First O'Connell, provisional chairman, ap- Martin '84, a* A|k,rt Ollolll0| and Sir Toby Belch, will be por- '32, secretary, also addressed the gath- liaue of Monthly pointed last year, reviewed tho busi- trayed by seasoned actors of the Ford- that J u "•'•'" •W»»ttee reported orlnK, adding to Mr. D'Ouakll'a re- ness of the last meeting and outlined ham staise. Mr. McNally achieved Im- that debatoa at th« various parishes tho purpose and alms of the Council. wee being arraafa*, and It would marks. mediate fame In the Mimes by hla char- Tho flrst lumie In the present scho- He especially Btrossod tho Importance e orB al#wlr |M Tho dnflnltn tlmu and place for the urlrliziitlon of Othello while 111 his lontlc year of the Fordham Monthly, weekly Italian Club IIIOIIIIIIKH was m- of tho proponed Sodality radio hour, fre-alimmi your. In Hophomore ho por- "« »P»" , gniMi, ,nd which Is being eagerly awaited by thewhich had been dlsciiHflml at provlimx In
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New York, October 29, 1(31 No. 6 hterirle, Vol. 13
Edltor-in. Chief Robert A. Nebot '32 Business Managsr Managing Editor FRANCIS Joseph Q. Kelly '32 Robert L, Ponslglione '32 Sports Iditor Humor Editor Sylvester T, Cohane '33 James E. Clark '33 News Board John J. Leary, Jr. '32 Francis J. Bauer '33 Vladimir J. Svltak '33 John B. Coman '32 DID/AKNOW . . . News Staff Joseph F. Coughlln '32 Edward J. Tlrdel '32 Howard J. Moran '34 THAT a ferryboat on the Eq' River line (• named Paul R. Leprohon '32 Daniel J. Ahoarn '33 Joseph T. Quintavalle '34 the Fordham. ) George T. McNamara '3. John J, Calarco '33 John J. Smith '34 James J. Meany, Jr. '32 Eugene Duffy '34 THAT Cheiterfleldi Milt be (toon to diltribule cip. arettet. . ' Circulation Manager Reference Manager D John M. Collins '32 Daniel E. McCarthy '32 I THAT Froth Bill AdamiWho incidentally pinched Staff Artists 8ports Staff Alumni Editor 1 hit for brother Cat on the {cent iportt broadcatt) )lip. James E. Clark '33 Michael J. Sheehan '33 Henry F. White '32 1 crack* that now that he hi taken hit ftrtt exam hen John T. Murray '34 he realizet why (hey call thf BLUB hookt. Business Staff It is almost impossible to feel 111 at Mae In the pres- Circulation Staff Exchanges THAT the frontitpiece
THURSDAY, OCTOBER »: Third Day of .Annual Retreat. FRIDAY. OCTOBER 30: Mast and General Communion Closing Annual Retreat. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31: Football: Fordham vt. West Lib- "None erty at Fordham Field at 2:30 P.M. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1: Start of Fall Session of the Ford- so good as ham University Conferences in the Vnivertity Church at 4:00 P. M. Subject: "Self-Suffi- ciency, the Barrier to Belief," by Father Charier O. Her log, LUCKIES" MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2: Retreat Holiday. *U «Mss HaHrrt TUESDAY, NOVEMBER i: Election Day. Holiday. I've tried all cigarettes and there's none NMhrt WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4: so good as LUCKIES. And incidentally I'm vw aiey ke IMsmM to Classes Returned. careful In my choice of cigarettes. I have a—l»a M>ei at em tn» Senior Sodality in University Church at 11:30 A. M. to be because of my throat. Put me down Mendel Club at 3:15 P. II. in as one who always reaches for a LUCKY. •maker *| lUCKY STWU Biology it. If a m P>W afallaakt * ciaaraNas tea yean. Wa THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5i IRVMJMMJ VflrSJp|)ejV/ WMaw ••••aaui will ka skm fc^uaaifUlsBJ New Jersey Club at 12:00 Noon BJI^sjfi ^visi aB*v w ajsjivavazivjf in Frethman No. 5. •n lea pkk." f* fc»r and to !*•• m*4 French Club at 2:30 P. M. in Freshman No. 2. Council o/ Debate at 3:15 P. M. in Frethman Building. Italian Club Luncheon at 3:30 P. M. at Riccardi't Restaurant. Band Practice at 7:15 P. X. in Auditorium. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6: QP0OT Olr flllfl* QUO 9R9 OlfDOSt MOM Brooklyn-Long Island Club at flM SHOW frOHt Q n##t Off fltry pialtM* 11:00 Noon in Administration Se» rw "•aMte," a P*M Mm and A>o. 1. Spanish Club at 1:30 P. if. in Freshman "No. 2. Olee Club Rehearsal at 2:15 P. M. in Auditorium. Quill Club at 2:30 P. if. in Audi- torium Building. i Off MM «»MHt !•*•«•• - SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7i Football: Fordham vs. Detroit at Th« CrMtn •* many Crept-LUCKY I'olo (/rounds at 2:00 P. M. HIWCI riwn •ItenHwHii—I pf—xti-i SUNDAY, NOVEMBER Si •f th* MchMiva "TOAITINO" Prtmu Reeond of Fall Conferences at fordham University at 4:00 }'. wMthtndu4mn»v it. Subject: "Net; Nujficlenoy, Violet ••/•-*• pr««M Hit* «»Mto the Harrier to True Freedom'' tin Father ChurleH (}. Itertnff, (•rtaln hand, Utbif lirltarm naturajly H.J. •resant In every telNKC* l««#. TfMM MONDAY, NOVIlMHim
Weit Liberty and U. of Detroit Are The Bulldog was a dog what am Just two short weeks ago. Fisher To Be Ready For Fray With He met the Ramblers ana the Ram. Fordham's Next Two Formidable Foes Ah, what a tale of woe! Chick Meehan's N. Y. U. Juggernaut Both Teams Primed for the Invasion Against the Ma- The Major Points for N. Y. U. — By Jim Clark, Jr. |Star Quarterback's Shoulder roon, Eager for Victory Healing Quickly; Looks for Win Against Titans TEACHERS UNBEATEN PREDICTS VICTORIES On Saturday, October 31, the Ra will come to battle with the undefeated If you are up on "who's who around West Liberty College, hoping to emerg< the campus," you are certain to recog- unscathed and with another scalp 01 Its belt. For tho benefit of those in niie Johnny Fisher without a second the dark aa to the why and wherefore glance. He Is your freckled face sig- of Weat Liberty, wo take the opportu- nal caller of Cavanaugh's. His injured nity to Import this bit of knowledge arm held tautly and his brown hair West Liberty to situated at West Lib- blowing wildly In the wind. Jack Is one erty, W. Vs>., about eight miles from Wheeling. It was founded In 18(0 of the most picturesque campus figures and its roster numbers about five hun- In the east. This little fellow with the dred students. Its football team, foi lion heart has been an Important com- such a small college, has compiled ponent of two great elevens and this enviable record. It haa been undefeat- year Is something of an anticlimax ed tor the post three seasons, and has not lost to a Weat Virginia eleven for tor him, especially since his Injured five yean. Last year It showed iti member will have kept him out of three strength by holding the undefeated games. The quarterback whom Coach Ohio University outfit to a tie. Thli Gildea of Everett High Mass, eyed year's eleven has defeated Its first askance some seven years ago when four rivals by large scores, trampling over the strong Dickinson team to th Jack was first a grid aspirant expects tune of (-0. Her present backfleld I to be ready (or Detroit. We managed to fast and clever, and the line, although draw this from the usunlly Tetlcent not exceptionally heavy, Is powerful. "Fishcake" while strolling across the Her ends are test getting down undei campus a few days ago; punts and they ore deadly tacklers, West Liberty, duo to the fact thai "Of course the team will take West her backfleld Is light, places a great Liberty as a breather, but I'm bound to deal of confidence" in her passing at- think that the teachers will be tougher tack, which haa reached a high mark than most of the fans look for them to of perfection. Her secondary defense be. Any team that can roll up 77 is reputed to be very good, and a good points, I don't care who they are play- defense against passes helps to boos ing, has a scoring power, latent or the reputation of her hockfleld. Coach -Arfft THt« flor«T OF CABT. otherwise. But that Detroit game com- Sweeney expects his boys to go very ing right before the all important N. well agalnat the "Big Maroon Wave" COHORTS If/ THfiiR Y. U. battle. You know, Detroit haa and we wish him all the luck in the been improving by leaps and bounds) world except to the extent of a victory. This aggregation although looked upon since the first defeat they suf- as an easy "dose" will furnish plenty fered. Why, they took West Virginia of opposition In Its role as a mid-season 9-6 and I think the Mountaineers were "breather." the best club we faced so far, even superior to the Cross. We happened to be striking our stride when we beat Looking down the schedule we see them and even at that they put up a that Charles B. Dorals' University of battle. Detroit eleven is our next formidable opponent. The Titans come East this "Yesslree, the Titans will be tough. year determined to avenge last year's That Parsaca Is a sweet field general 13-7 defeat, suffered on home terri and that tackle, Beer, one of the best tory. Her desire for a decisive victory over the Rams is accentuated by the In the business. Ask Johnny Conroy." fact that the two teams will not meet Then we asked Fisher how his shoul- ends that are seldom boxed, and Is a astounded. Never before had the pass Georgetown merman, looks like a fu-der was coming. on the gridiron next year. Fordham fierce tackier and an excellent pass been thought of, never had It been ture winner, as does Bob Whelan and also looks for a victory so that her "It ought to be ready by the time the receiver as well. seen; but on that memorable day Do- Vln McMahon. Detroit game gets here. It Is getting record will not boast a defeat for the The regular backfleld at Detroit con- rals and Rockne made (ootball history 1931 season. McDonough had his charges swim stronger dally and should be as good tains three sophomore players in Cliff From that day onward these two pio-the length of the pool paying attention aa ever by the N. Y. U. game. You Detroit is ploying a great brand ol Marsh, quarterback; Pete Rajkovlcb, neers developed tue pass to such an mostly to their form. The practice want a score for the Detroit game. extent that It is now one of the most football this year, exemplified by her fullback; and Johnny Tooker, halt- consumed an hour after which Mack Well, 20-0 looks good If the team is at effective offensive weapons. Incl impressive showing against Iowa and iack. Marsh is an excellent Held gen- let his charges go with Instructions to their best. Of course if things are not later against the Oolden Avalanche of dentally Coach Dorais has published eral, and can run the ball very well. report next week. breaking just right we may run up only Coach Murray's Marquette eleven. De- Rajkovlch Is of the hard charging type, a book entitled, "The Forward Pass Fordham faces a heavy schedule. a two touchdown margin. This may troit presented a very strong defense who although being tackled at theand Its Defense." He dedicates his Besides C. C. N. Y. the Ram mermen sound funny after what I've just said In her game against the Iowans and line of scrimmage, still has enough work to Knute Hockne, his old pal and must pit their strength against Army, concerning Detroit, hut our team looks the team as a whole showed a very power to drag his tacklers a few more receiver of many a winning pass. Do- N. Y. IT., Manhattan and Rider. marked Improvement. The superiority rards. Tooker is a fine blocker and rals has been coaching at Detroit since good." of the Titans over the Iowa eleven Is •uns the ends to good advantage. All 1924, and has put out many great in no way shown by the 20-0 score. these men despite their lack of col-teams. His record since 1MI shows The Iowana were stopped cold by the ieglate play are all well polished play- that Detroit has scored 1,164 pointu Red and White forward wall, who were srs. Metraa, a tackle, Is taking the while holding their rivals to 515 point* greatly outweighed, and were able to lefenslve honors of the year. He, like Forty-two games have been won, twen- make only 25 yards In the fifteen times he unconquerable Tony Slano, la in on ty lost, and four tied. BROMLEY tliey carried the ball. The Titans •very play. Time and time again he When these two Jesuit rivals meet rushed the ball for 409 yards and 19 a responsible for spilling plays at the on November 7, under the shadow of Feature/ first downs. Against Marquette the Ino of scrimmage, and his aggressive- Coogan's Bluff, it will be more than a Titans looked equally as good if not iess takes its toll of every opponent's battle between 22 men; it will be a bat- better, turning In a decisive and well lays, tle between two pioneers In the foot- The BRITISH DRAPE earned victory. Coach Dorals was Tho 1931 Detroit eleven is not com ball world, Major Frank Cavanaugh more than satisfied with the showing used of midgets, tho team na a whole and Charles Dorals. May the best man |tckit hat natural broad tkMiMtri, pti- made by players against the Marquette veraglng 181, tho line 187, and thewin. rarned *IM| IngKih Lints—The full cloven, and Line Coach "Bud" Boerlng- ackfleld 175, which is by no means eh«t ii achieved by two dirts on oitfcer t'r. former Notre Dame Mar, compli- Ight. The weight In ovenly distributed mented his charges on the fine game lido, living a waittad affact in front— hroiighout tho team, tho lino men Hat narow taporod iloovoi. lack ii prac- they played both offensively and on llffertng by no more than ton pounds, Fordhan Swimmer. Out tically straight, with amplo amovnt of tlm defense. Fordham'H Nemesis of n case of necessity ft "Man Mountain" 'nut year, "Wild" Bill O'Neill, Beems nay be thrust Into action. This noble For Opening Practice notarial at shoulder blados, from which l<> bavfl handed over his title to Hob- lursonago Is none other than Kmmiin- soHitt tho back dnpoi. «rt "Iliicky" Parsaca, who, although a ol Oiilllanl, who stands II ft, 3 Mi In., Tlm HWIIIIIIIIIIK toam held Us Initial Tho voit it tho regulation short cut I'fimilur last year, did not achieve as nd weighs a mnro 227 iiuunils. much ramti UM Ills running mate, liriii'tli'i' Monday, Octobor 111, In th« Inglith modol in koooing with this typo o'.N'i'lll, I'aiHiu-a IN playing groat ball Tim Detroit tnniii hliH oulKUlni'il tlm •nlli'Ki' pool iiiiili'i- tbn willi'liful «yu of of garment. • his HI'IIHIIII HIM! In drawing much fa- najurlly of Its opponents tills yum- nnd 'iiiicli Kd MI'DIIIIIMIKII. At Uuist thirty- "ornlilii comniniit from th« mldwniitnrn III rimcnntratii nu offBimlvo pluy I" llvn riiiiillilali'H I'UHIIIIIK'I'II to tbn opnll- TroMtcrt iro p«g-top—lull ploatod. 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STORY GUILD ORGANIZES gar Oower, in "Trelawny," this ac- will publish the names and scores of Tentative Cast Is complished thesplan earned the favor- the five persons predicting closest to Jamei E. Healey Elected Presi- Announced by Mimes able comments of the audiences and the actual scores. Send communica- critics. In "Ellen Gade" he revealed tions to Prediction Editor, The RAM, dent For Coming Year his abilities In a male role. As Olivia Fordham University, N, Y. C. FordhMB Alumni Magaiin* (Continued from Page 1) he will undoubtedly add another suc- trayed Antonio, the Merchant of Ven- The Short Story Guild, a literary cess to his long list of natural portray- In the n«xt luua of the Fordham ice, equally well. During the paat year organliatlon composed entirely of als. Alumni Magailne will appear an arti- McNally added to his laurels by pro- Freshmen, of which Father Jamea A. Rehearsals will start Immediately to cle by Dr. JamM J. Walsh, who writes Taaffe, S.J., is Moderator, held Us re- ducing a one-act-play in the Varsity on "Some Medical Practice! of the Mid- contest In which play he took the lead- regain the time that was lost deter- organization meeting Tuesday after- mining the play for this year's produc- dle Ages." Another feature of this noon, October 20. At the election of Ing part and won second prize for his "Opportunity number it an Interview, the lecond of play. tion. Rehearsals will be held regularly officers for the coming year James E. Tuesday and Thursday evenings and a series, with former presidents of the Healey was elected President, Herman Mr. Paradlne Is equally famous for hla Alumni Auoclatlon, with Mr. Owen Sunday afternoons. Knocks J. Herbert, Secretary, and Joseph P. dramatic portrayals during his college At a conference between Mr. Win- S. M. Tlerney, '01. These interviews Conroy Censor. Tbe first critics ap- career. In freshman and sophomore ters and Edward J. Orendorff '32, Di- are written bjr Harold J. McAuley, '29, pointed were Steven S. Gory, Jr., and years he acted favorably In the one- rector of the Stage Crew, the scenery But Once!" present Moderator of The RAM. William J. Lambert. Herman J. Her- act-play contests. Following his suc- and "props" to be used In the presen- bert and Charles F. Lammert, Jr., vol- cess aa Sir William Oower In "Tre- Sports are not neglected, for we tation were decided upon. As a re- unteered to submit the first storleB at lawny of the Wells," Mr. Paradlne ap- sult of the conference, the various have a eulogy of a very elucidating the next meeting, to be held on Thurs- peared In the Varsity one-acts and in nature by Caawell Adami, 'It, present units of the Stage Crew are occupied day, November 19. the Intercollegiate One-Act Play Con- In manufacturing sets and devising Sports Writer of the "Herald Tribune" test. The memory of bis portrayal or This may be true for who speaka of a town In Maine by the The Guild, which has for its object lighting effects. the training and encouragement of Sir William Gower la still fresh In the Mr. Winters announced that here- name of Blddeford which seems to minds of Fordham audiences and will the majority but not have sent some good men out to play those interested in the writing of short after regular meetings of the Mimes stories, has been an extra-curricular serve as an excellent basis of com- football. In fact, we recall a man by will be held to determine the commit- for you Fordham Men activity for several years. It imposes parison for his present role. tees which will look after the bus!- the name of Jim Murphy who plays no obligations of attendance on Its Robert B, Collln, whose male and (Continued on page 9) if you shop here. football in these parts who came from members and presents an excellent female characterizations in the past there. This la followed by an ex- have won him fame, will once again course in the writing of short stories. HARK YE FOOTBALL haustive treatise on rams written by At each meeting two members of the tread the boards In female guise, as Come in and let us that very prolific author, Anon. Guild present short atories of their own Olivia, noblewoman of Illyrla. As PROGNOSTICATORS This It sue also contains a. photo- composition. The stories are criti- Portia, in "The Merchant of Venice," Send in your predictions tor the prove to you that op- graph of Nolan's Hotel, which was sit- cized, corrections and suggestions ho gave an excellent portrayal of that Fordhani-New York University grid uated where Whelan's Drug Store 1B made and general discussions, which most learned and loving wife of Bas iron encounter on Saturday, Nov. 14, portunities in men's now, at the corner of Fordham Road are of Interest to all, are held. sanio. In the role of the Hon. Trafal at the Yankee Stadium. The RAM and Webster Avenue. This picture haberdashery are al- Up to the time of last Tuesday's alone is enough to bring tears to the meeting the Guild had not reorganised ways to be had at eyes of the old timers, for the most con- for the current year. However, the spicuous entrance to the hotel is that In Days Of Yore number at Tuesday's gathering was The Tavorn flourished, Time was free, and over which Is the sign "family En- gratifying and both the officers and trance." leisurely eating was net the least of mankind's Father TaaSe are looking forward to pleasures. But today, the hustle and hurtle of Frands Rogers & Sons a successful and a productive year, metropolitan life puts a premium en tints, and Governor's Portrait UavoUod from a literary standpoint. the enjoyment of feed has all but beeeme a lost art While there Is no substitute far time, Man's Shop On Friday, Oct. 13, at Albany, a prompt service, good feed, a comfortable at- portrait of Martin H. Olynn, A. B., '»4, BE A NEWSPAPER moaphere, and a proper respect for your sense Fordham Rd. and Webster Ave. A. M., '«», LL.D., '08, who was DOT- of values aid us In our effort to serve you In a In 1913 and 1114, was unveiled and CORRESPONDENT manner that Is different added to the gallery of cltliens who Any InteHlfmt serien miy earn money served as Chief Executives of New eorrMponelna for ntwaiastrs; all or tearo Tie LIDO-RIVIERA Resiavut York State. limtl oneerlonM wimoesMry; no can- KINOHRIDOE ROAD LIAR * KRMINI vassing; —M for free keoklet; tails how. Ask for Fred Mosanor •» The portrait was presented by the Hoaeook, Room *S4, Dun Bl«|., Buffalo, Ae-Jolnlnf the Windier Theatre Proprietors widow of the former Governor and was N. V. accepted In the name of the State by Gov. Roosevelt In his speech of ac- ceptance Gov. Roosevelt referred to the former Governor as a "man who was a bright star in the Armament of Columbia County history, a man who Impressed his personality on the state, the nation and the world."
AttaatiM, Ahnusil KEEP CARESSABLE• Fordham alumni are Invited to send in news of themselves and their class- mates. The RAM will gladly publish any news as to the occupation and present whereabouts of Fordham grad- WAVE FAREWELL TO I. G* uates.
Many Improvements have been made on the Campus during the past few weeks. The most prominent Is the erection of a low concrete wall on the north side of the parking space near Bathgate avenue. The new slate side- walk from the parking space to the Freshman Building is also very con- venient, saving the students many steps on their way to the Bulletin Boards. Glee CM Sags Firot Coacert December 16
Last Monday, October 26, Charles B. Made, '31, Chairman of the Board of Directors, announced that all arrange- ments have been completed for the concert to be given by the Fordham University alee Club at the Carroll Club of New York. The Carroll Club, which la » Catholic club for busi- ness women, Is situated on Madison Avonue, at Twenty-ninth street, and construction coat with wid«r but- for the past tew years ha* annually You might get by with B. O., benn the scene of a Fordham Gloe Club concert. "Athlete's Foot", or Ph. D., but ton-spacing on th« lines of the The concert Is to lie held In the ball- room of the Club and will ho followed, I. C. it unforgivable. See British lounge suit. Why not t'y n rncentlon and durum for the Ktioats mill niHrnbom of thn dim filuli. Jwlg- have your next suit or topcoat IUK friiin lliu favoraiilti ootmmuit Iward EDWARD'S Fall fashions fea- mi nil Mid die nft«r taut ycur'H apiMiar- inn'" in Hi« Cm roll Chili, thin yimr'K turing an «asl«r fitting, soft custom-tailored by EDWARD? 'Hun (Hull wmiwt, wllliill will Im tllvtHI »II Winlnmilay nvimlllK, llni', 1(1 (Iwn • You will find a wide) choice of beautiful il'iyn Imfiirn thn (ihii»linit» hiilldnyn I'I'KIIII, uliuulil mtnui'iillly lit' fliHTt'KKliil 7S 79 75 Imported and domoeHc woolons. Ask la ""rliilly ||, w,,|l „„ HUlalntlly. •38 *28 *24 M« Ihe "SlurdlwexM" wonted* crt SI4.7S. Tim liiimln of till* I'Miritrl will I'HII- "l"l "f many iiumlinm whlHi wi'in i"ii • ILt-riTTINO CLOTHE* conuacx ['"I"'! ill lust ytur'a Town Hull t'UMi'tM'l. Tlnmii aim,, ||RVB n,,| y,,| I,,Mill HUml I'v HIM dltin ('lull ill nn,V nthm' I'IIBUHB '""III mill Hl-o iif aiirh iiBllhlr. ll« I" (Mil vl'li' l>m'n||ti|lt plilnrlNllltllHlll fur til" 1'iinii• (tiytifn of |||B t'ltrnil! ('Ink EDWARD CLOTHES 'iihup I'Htti'tMlo liwvo iiti«« imiiiiihttly "• ''"'luM, inil, lip.nund nf III" uiM»f- 72} SEVENTH AVENUE Mr. Ceo. Helddberger will ihow Thundayi '"Mi* V nf Ilia ilul™, liiniiiil OB K»l lie
»"||>IIIIII.B,| III |||O |,,,|niiiM« uf Thd HAM. (Corner of 48tti Street) *t th« Old Cymnnlum 1 "II IHHIIlllotn .V 1|i- tmVo )l|«t tlBBlt Nit "•"M til Iho Dloo (Mull Kio Jiihll K '•1'iU.hy, 'M, fiNt i.aon ui.,1 i«*= Iliilmil THE FORDHAM RAM, OCTOBER 7», 1931
A Letter from a Former Sporlt Editor Par-Excellence Lehigh Beat Ram in Their Only Clash r»«ln tiw N#w TOfk Mann#r We received thli mleelve late Monday night, othtrwlit it certain- ly would h«v« graced "Looking Play of Both Teitni Even, Long Runt Leading to Only Two Thorn Ovor." Howtvor, hor* It li Touchdowns and It contain! moro truth than poatry at ragarda tha "Violent Vio- lata": Back in the days of '23, when the end. The defensive end was taken out Ram's position In football circles was but what earthly being could evade No. 4 South Stroat, Ntw York City, Lachesln. Manning plunged madly at not as lofty as In the present regime Old Tara' Rooming Houaa, center but who could gain against the Oct. 25, 1131. of Cavanaugh, the Maroon trekked powerful Clotho. Mr. Sylvaatar T. Cohan*, across the hills of Pennsylvania to at- Thus Fordham yielded and the ball Sporta Editor, tack a strong Lehigh eleven. Lehigh was gradually pushed back until an- Tha Fordham RAM. was identified with the best teams if other Lehigh touchdown was staring Daar Tim: the season and so it was with great them in the face. Here the mighty My middle name la patlanea, but hopes and the determination to winMars intervened tor the Ram but even will tha world avar ba aafa for de- that the Rams entered the fray. the exalted God of War failed to stem mocracy? I aaa by tha Dally the Furies only long enough to give Forward that Nat Groaeman and N. But it was soon evident that al- the ball to the Ram on its fourteen Y. U. are already laying plana for though a good Maroon eleven might yard line. With a final hope the Rama an engagement In tha Roaa Bowl. attacked. They could at least tie Flrat we had Hoover, than tha da- defeat a good Lehigh machine, Lehigh the score if not win. On the first praaalon and now thia. Will It aver and the fates were too much for theplay, Clotho sent the ball over and? Believe me if I wtre forced to Ill-starred Ram. The opening kickoff "Zev" Graham'B head, past the goal maka a eholea among theee thraa I by the Maroon was guided by Clotho, line for a safety. The last glowing would rather go akllng with Mahat- first of the Fates, into the hands of hope of the RamB had died but still ma Gandhi. I hava navar laughed Greer, Lehigh's star fullback. Down they fought. They must score. They to hard alnea I overheard Hoover could not be held scoreless by thli aaklng Owan Young if ha had aant the field he started, with Lachesls and destiny guided team. Thus they be- lettere out to all tha collea.ee con- AtropoB, the sister Fates, leading the came enraged and in their rage the cerning charity gamee. Aa if Stim- interference. Ten, twenty, thirty, forty Furies were moved to their aid. The aon had not written anough lattara. yards he swept Into a clear field. But Furies against the Fates. Imagine tha confidence and pride, alas, the Destinies were foiled, for, What would be the outcome of thli In no way commeneurate with their protecting the front, they had forgot- hectic conflict? Deep in Maroon ter- ,'A ability, that that Joa La Mark and ritory, Lehigh was battling for another hla pal, tha unrefined Sugar Hugret, ten the rear and two Maroon tacklers brought the scampering Greed to score and called for an end run. The muat hava In looking forward at thia Fates and the Furies clashed but the time to a game on tha Coaet. And earth. Disgraced by this failure, the Furies prevailed. Tlnslphone slipped tha Fordham game yat to ba played I Fates fled from the scene but theby Clotho and knocked the ball from Can you boat It? And tha aad part Lehigh machine, carried on by thathe Lehigh back's arms. Megaera then of It la that Chick Meehan haa been momentum of the first ruBh, soon stepped in and flipped the pigskin to roped Into a aimllar opinion and 'Zev" Graham who fled down the Held feeling by La Mark and unrefined scored both the touchdown and the extra point. on the wings of the wind tor Ford' Sugar. ham's first and only Bcore. Congratulatlona on your conalat- Left to themselves now, both teams Had the battle continued the Ram antly fine columna and your aeore slashed, cut and blasted at each other, might have emerged victorious but selections, eapeeially on tha 204 with the Maroon, little by little, forc- old Father Time stepped on to the Fordham-B. C. game. Aleo give my ing Lehigh back to the goal. But here, field and with his mighty scythe dis- congratulatlona to Nabot for calling' urged on by the desire to revenge charged the players to the showers tha turn on tha Draka game. Re- their disgrace, the Destinies, Clotho, and the Fates and the Furlea to the member tha old Maroon, and I don't Lachesis and Atropos, returned to the heavens. mean Colgate or tha hockey team. fray. Graham started off around the Fordham for ever, J. S. L. S. FIELD. goodly height. On defense these men show up especially well, having exhib- Vanity Cagers Begin iting close guarding and an ability to JAMES ROWE, JR. DIES recover shots off the backboard. HE WEARS Practice With Veteran At forward, Johnny Hayes Is back and from present indications will see Combinations Returning a good deal of action if not holding Famous Track Authority Mourned down one of the regular positions. by Sporting World Mulligan, who with Parker lait year A 2 TROUSER Basketecrs Prepare For suffered an unfortunate slump, may Opening Tussle With be moved up to forward where his The sporting world was severely basket caging ability will be given shocked recently, to hear of the sud- St. Francis * ample play. den aid untimely death of Jamel The guards are plentiful with the With football but halfway through Rowe, Jr., well-known sportsman. He leaders, Parker, Conroy and Radlce the season it would seem to be rush- In the van. If Parker and Conroy was taken ill at Laurel track and taken ng the sports program to introduce fight it out for this post, the battle to Belvedere Hotel, in Baltimore, when will be one of the closest imaginable. the basketball, but Coach "Ed" Kelle- death overtook him. Both can guard closely and wisely, her has already issued the call for while the ability to cage them brings Charter "Jimmy," as he was affectionately the first practice on Nov. 4th. Theup happy memories of Parker's foul called by his associates, is mourned schedule has already been announced, shot In that last hectic C.C.N.Y. fracas. by Mrs. Rowe, and their two sons. and with such an array as is presented Radlce, who has always been up In James Rowe, Jr. was the elder son the front when the records were pub- or the work of the Varsity, it would lished, ran wild In a good many ot last ot James Rowe, ST., spectacular jockey seem that the earlier the team started« year's set-tos. If the ability to check of other days, who died in 1929. Jamel practice, the better would be the opponents until some personal scor- Jr. and his brother Belmont both chances for a successful season. For ing can be done, means anything then studied at Fordham between the years his schedule and the loss of three Fordham will have a splendid chance 1901 and 1908, graduating from the of the mainstays bodes no good for in every game this season. any team. With vacancies left by The Freshman contributions consist Prep, and completing their Freshmaa Hurley, Weiss, and Putzer the task year in the college. Later James was of some embryonic stars in the per- facing Kellelier is no easy one. He sons of Paclicovtc, Pepper, Fleming, awarded a degree in Civil Engineer- nust first of all fill these places and Grimala, Williams and Lynch. As will SUIT ing by Cornell University. hen round out a smooth working be recalled, last year's team went combine to face St. Francis on thethrough a really tough schedule in But Engineering was not his calling. first game of the season on Dec. 6th. fine style, meeting such teams as the From childhood he had lived in the Although Pitt will not be met this Penn Frosh, N.Y.U. Frosli, Manhattan atmosphere of the track, and 'after hla /ear, the array of C.C.N.Y., Columbia, Frosh, and C.C.N.Y. Jayveea. With graduation lie returned to his first olgate, Syracuse, N.Y.U., Manhattan, the addition of such a squad and the anil Yale calls for » combination that love. Mr. Itowo began a long career veterans from last year the prospects will work smoothly and consistently. for the coming season are reasonably as a trainer of horses of the Brit The team that will face this set will bright. rank, among thorn being Whiskery, omo from veterans from last year's Hoojuni, and Which Ono. More re- quad aided by replacements from the fiweieseieieseasaesfiaescaesesese* iMeMWivfll m4 yRMT••IraS fmSt GmmmMmm^nIffWIfl cently, lie developed Twenty Grand ormer Frnshmnn team. Into ono of the greutost colts of turl The position of center loft vantnt l»y Hurley will probably be filled SARAZIN history. liy (irlnmltt, Williams or Lynch. These Charter HIMM clathca «r« 4«slgn«4 Jluiniy was at Mm peak of his oa ini'ii tiirnnd In satisfactory work on he Kri'iilimiin ti'iini anil all aro of reer whim he dloil. lln hail boon aaso- RESTAURANT fram charts af Infflanafi faramait Hated with lln (Iri'iinlrim ulid Whit- for the nil HluienH lley HUlhleH, ll living inrainlly Hlgnoil tallars. It It awr arlvalafa t« ba tha a ('i)iili'Nr'l will Ih<> lullnr. lln hail Compliments of the Sptcial l.iunlie. 50 and 60 ctnli HIUII CIU'MIM! a I'ejiul TI I ton tin tin) KmateNt •ala afantt *f Charter In tha 1 Iniliwi In Ann MtrlllK, Mini CAMPUS STORE Dlnntr 1t> oiila and II.IW Hiatrapalhaw araa. nhly uphiild lln> Minim ur IIIM "iilin MS I!. I'OHDIUM HOAlt Thi' hiiii'hil limli iihin. nl |(IMI || N ,1 , iliilui'iliiv, Orfnlirr ;:|, i LIOftOUNTMAL'31 WIIIIM i'iu'iili'il hi l''ni|iii|- •I *1*4 ttr*a» mtaj M«tMa«i I Inn !<• ,1 II. u M .1 , m,,| |i'|,|||,,|- COSMOPOLITAN Kt'llv, M .1 . Imll AVMIM ovary Mtfay from r nln,1,1 i,iu,w .Jim A bll of l.illn In Ntw Verk *«tr« HIV" III I'VHIIIIIII A I'., I lie, |x nil v nit oil t »• f to Or*** PvnHMtn MM, »• mill lll'tli M|I ul | ! M0ADWAY .».! Wlh STMIT WA'i M*tttr DAS FLOETENKONZERT VON SANSSOUCI SKICI.I/VS 'Tilt fLUtr CONCMI 01 SANS50UCH W«b«r and Heilbronar I 3 I Mil lolllll l«rr, with OTTO CCIUCHK < wri it>.\ til HIM it Ai FREDERICK THE GREAT IS *•*'• Mart* In N«w York, IraaMyn, Nowarfc I I'i'i IIIHIIII Kmli rn>'Ml>> MM»II« , VVallb, ISMB-H NI'W >u||K » down on hit knees before the her and asked: tenth anniversary of the consecration Fordham University, N. Y. C. Sophomore Greek In the absence of treasurer* of our educational Institu- 'What do you think of thst?" of the Right Rev. John J. Dunn, as Mr. John P. Carrol, S. J., who Is un- "Terrible," said the student emphat- well. If BUI Is as good a pedagogue tions begging them to go easy on the Titular Bishop of Camuliana and Aux- slgnor Michael J. Lavelle, Rector of boys. He aika them to think how bad ically. "He may know what he's talk as he was a Sports Editor, Mr. Carrol iliary Bishop of New York. Bishop the Cathedral. "We gather from near It will be to have these fine young men Ing about, but he expressed himself ao and far," he said, "with our hearts should find a class of Greek geniuses torn from their books to tramp the poorly that no one else could tell what Dunn has teen Identified with Ford- full of hope and congratulations and on his return to Fordham, which we street! looking for jobs Just because he's talking about." ham several times during the past prayer. There Is no greater blessing trust will be soon. they can't pay the required tuition. "Do you know who I am?" she asked ten years. In 1926, the Commence- that can come to him than the graces Mike Mlskinls '31, one of "the seven" Ye gods, the country will certainly s,o "No." we wish him. His heart must be happy blocks of granite" who thrilled Ford- ment was presided over by the Bish- ham football fans by their great work to the doge when college men go to "Well, I'm the professor's wife." op, and the following year, on the today because of the unanimity with work, Is bis thought. "Do you know who I am?" asked the which his appointment as an Auxiliary for the past two seasons, Is attached I student In return. sixth anniversary of his Episcopal Bishop of New York was received by to the college teaching staff aa an In- "No," came the response. Consecration, he laid the cornerstone the clergy and people alike." structor In the Physics Department. And there does seem to be a depres- And he answered fervently, "Thank and blessed the new Biology Building The tenth Anniversary of Bishop Mike was an honor student while at Fordham, proving that athletics and sion. the Lord for thst." here. On Muy 31st, 1929, Bishop Dunn Dunn's consecration recalls tbe record scholarship go hand In hand. was the celebrant of the Solemn Mass he has created as a scholar and a priest. As an apostle of Christ he has Last week Amherst editorially quoted Harry Btuhldreher, speaking over which was Fordham's part In the cele- A«P flgures to show thst weekly labored Incessantly for the further the radio a few weeks ago, picked bration of the Sacerdotal Golden Ju- ALOA BAKERY * boird bills should be revised. N. Y. U. as the Eastern Champions to advancement of the Society of the be. Not satisfied with this absurdity, bilee of Pope Plus XI. Propagation of the Faith. On this oc- RESTAURANT casion then, Fordham feels proud of At Wake Forest College they're wor- he further stated that they probably At the Inspiring ceremony of con- Corner 1Mrd * Webstar Ave. would be the National Champion. her adopted son, and extends her hum- Regular Luncheon 5Oc ried too. The) matrons of the board- secration ten years ago, the sermon ble congratulations along with a fond You know Harry, he's the fellow who ^landwiehts—Cakes—Cofle* e> Cream Be ing houses, armed probably with was delivered by the Right Rev. Mon- wish for many further anniversaries. broomitlcks, hare formed a volunteer picked B. C. to win. brigade to protect themselves. With arms akimbo they'll see to it that WE THOUGHT SO their collegiate boarders "pay for Professor A. met Professor B., who board furnished" and let Hoover and should have been in class, loafing on hit moratoriums go hang. the steps of one of the buildings at the University of Washington. He Why down at North Carolina State seemed surprised, we don't know the average freshman this year weighs why, to find his brother Inactive, only 1S7 pounds and has a measly chest and asked about It. "O, I'm giving them eipamlon of I.i Inches. It would nev- a final exam." The flabbergasted one's er do to send these poor fellows out to next question was, "But, don't you ex- work. pect them to crib?" "No, I fooled them," was the reply, "I turned In the marks yesterday." The matter of collegiate wearing ap- parel Is a good Indication of the state of attain. Darn good. Purdue prints DE PROPUNDIS an editorial pathetically calling tor Several weeks ago the press re- ]u»t a few more neckties and coats !n ported the sad poisoning of lit stu- the classroom. dents, resulting from the Sunday night dinner of chicken' salad, at one of the Everyone knows how these triple Purdue refectories. Everyone recov- threat men have developed lately. ered. A bard of the Exponent de- They beg, borrow or steal the best scribed It thus: clothes In the house with equal esse. Suddenly I heard a noise And In the hall I saw the boys And did anyone ever think thst Losing here and losing there these fellows who went around with- In each room and on each stair. out hats all winter did it for fun? Taxis came and taxis went, Six of the poor fellows at the Uni- For the hospital they were bent. versity of Denver came to class dressed Over the curb with their heads down in bathing salts. And they were sus- low. pended! Which shows you how much They opened their mouths and so and cooperation Hoover Is going to get out so, of Denver. And here and there you'd see them fall That eventful night In Cary Hall. But at Mlllsaps College they are right with him. The good boys who study will pay the least tuition snd Northern Neckeri the Hunkers will pay the most. Now Assemble Tonight let's hear the president give a loud Headline In the Virginia Tech. cheer for good old Mlllssps. 'OSS One test to determine whether your The tender hearted ladles of New carriage la correct is to pause In a re- Jersey College were also aroused over volving door and see where It hits you. this depression. They had a debate. We got It In the neck. "Resolved, That henceforth all college Every teuon, memben of The Sun's football staff see dates be 'Dutch Treats' " was the topic, They have st St. Mary's a freshman about 200 college teams playing and report the games an* the tf/irmative won. Would the football player named Oarbo. Just raefcrs here be obliged If we ask imagine 30,000 frensied football fans straight from the «c#ne of action. . . . That's why C. M. 8. V., Manhattanvllle, New Ho-rising up in the middle of the game to chelle and Good Counsel to take no- roar "We Want Qarbe." tice? the accounts in The Sun are so vivid, accurate and The Chancellor of a Western college spirited. That's why the accounts can be found in Men act though. 80 170 of them nt referred to his charges as "guests of Arisona University have formed what the college." the Sports Edition of the Saturday Sun on the same they call the Bachelors' Club. Women Guests? Paying guests, perhaps? itudents who date with them do pay day the games are played. And because The Sun's halt the coat of the date. Out In the Southwest men are rugged. DEFINITION Fun, said Professor II. Snyder of football staff—the largest in the country—is com- Northwestern University, Is exer- Tin dean of men at Princeton secma cising the muscles of the mind, posed of trained writers as well as observers, the foot- to dliagree with Hoover. He declares that one-third of the country's under- Humor has It that they have In ball news in this newspaper is always interesting.... graduates had no litmlnmx entering vnntiul ii new football mail« In eight collen*. Hut that'll just why Huover xtwniimtit liiHtcml of four, The ad If you like your football news straight from the grid- w«nti them to atay thtire. vantage I* fuiitpoHiul to lln In lncrnased ui'CiirHoy In [IIIKHIIIK unil lmn (IIIIIIJIIMK. iron, you'll like the football new* in The Sun. EDUCATION "How old urn you?" liii|illr«
CHEMISTRY CLUB MEETS Initial Meeting Solves Several Important Problems
The Chemists' Club of Fordham held their initial meeting of the year on Thursday, October 15. Several Important announcements were made at this meeting besides the Club de- ciding the day and hour on which fu- ture meetings would be held. The Club will hereafter meet on the second and fourth Tuesdays of each month at 3:30 In the Chemistry Building. By thus moving the time of the meeting forward a half hour Mr. Power, '32, President of the Club, hoped that more will find It possible to Join the Club. Following this decision It was an- nounced that Francis S. Moseley, '32, had been chosen to 1111 the position left vacant by the resignation o( Da- vid A. Connors, '33. Mr. Connoru was eiMi,LmmftMna*i •0*. elected Editor of the Iletort last June when tho general elections of the Club were held. In vlow or tlm fuct that ut theso elections Mr. Monol«y lost hut by a few votes tlm Editorship, tho luefs talk Straight from the Shoulder Club's choice neomn logical, A '/omiiilttco wim tlimi formed Tor the purpose of m.loctliiK I hose whu HAT you want In a cigarette h lailt. You want ICK UP • package. Note In clean appearance ... A*a are tn suhiiili reports lit each inroi- mildnt'M .,. smoothness... and satisfying pleasure llIK, This coiiiiiiltliiii IH I onipimiiil of W Pfrom heavy Inks, It's moliture-proof, too. whun you smoke. II miimhiir rrom I'lich IOUIHII In I'l IK And three H% factories at Richmond, Durham and San try, Alphonmi 'I'. Finn,, ';is, will Inlir All right thin . . . f>tf thit ilrtlgbl. chniRe of I'IIVBICIII I'hi.inlMliy, wlilln Francisco operating undtr the itricteit unitary standard! Hid (tlmnilBlry nml IH'KIIIIII' will Imvn - ruih them fmb to you. J'llrull I,. Krllrl, 'Id, I>M |l,, irpin MIVMHI HID |,,,y, top priced , ., yen, mid « NiiNlullve iJuiiiilltiiMvn will luivn C premium fur tho ripcM, nirllowrst, tweeu>»t- Cooti... Ikty'v* grt it k* g»td. Bfl> Hoy A I'h/iiii'llii, ':I:I, t<> mli.ii IU tutting li'iil ilmi grow*, cauiie th«y'r* made that way. And KlII'llkl'IH Illlll II'MIMI'IH Wnllllnlllll will niont important of all ... you can rn|iri'ni'iit (Jniilliiitlm I'lmiiiliilrv 't'lin urliig nml t < imllt Inning l« dutirlipprdul- I'lWllll' I In tli'li-i lion a • r Illln I'I.Illlll Ul» , a, Mil II l.ltillllly lltlllllll |n ll.lllllllllg IIll'll taitc ihii giHKln«M in tb* tigtrHtt. Iliiclnl Wiilli'i- A llyn l-lll You can tell It In the imokn. r fine inli.iuin. , t t lilt' I'lllli, fill,: u nli,,, . "II huw lllfcmi n>|nill,i nlili h II Ii. lull N NITNOINt,, Light up, MUterlTry Ch«*tern«ld. Mi., ( till WIHIIII ilrlh Illll , , (lull i,| (,f
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