Descriptions of Life in Taft Federal Corrections Prison by Visitors and Inmates
A trip to Taft
I’m seriously thinking of writing a travelogue to California’s federal prisons. I’ve done Victorville a number of times already, Lompoc, and yesterday Taft.
Let’s just say that I am not shopping for a vacation home.
The federal medium security facility (that’s the one with the barbed wire) and camp (that’s where white collar criminals go) at Taft are located within the town limits of, well, Taft. Interesting facts about Taft: it used to be called “Moron,” changed its name to honor our fattest President, and holds an event called “Oildorado,” during which tradition dictates that all men should grow beards. Taft is in a desert two hours north of Los Angeles. I got up at 5:00 to get there for an early attorney visit. There’s some stunning natural beauty on the way there, particularly in some stretches of the Grapevine, where vast, smooth wheat colored hills roll into the distance. But near Taft, not so much. Hazy rocky mountains frame the horizon, and then there’s desert. Not pretty desert. Desolate desert. This makes Mad Max look like The Blue Lagoon desert. It also features periodic rigid, featureless, dusty crop fields that look shockingly out of place, like the corn crops at the end of the X Files movie. There’s also occasional nondescript yet somehow still menacing Exxon facilities of unknown provenance, which are immaculately maintained but lacking any visible life. Also, this stretch of desert seems to have more than its share of abandoned cars and burned out hulks thereof. About five miles from the prison — which is about 20 miles from the nearest highway — I spotted an ancient bus sized bookmobile, fifties style paeans to the joys of reading still visible but fading on its side. I was very tempted to stop and hike off the road to investigate and see if it still held books, but I was wearing dress slacks. (I always wear dress slacks to prison, because I can never keep track of whether it’s jeans or khakis that will get you either barred or dragged into a mop closet and shivved. Prison is fun!) I was driving my brand new fuck you mother nature mobile, and so had punched in the nominal address of the prison camp into the nav system. I became suspicious when the calm voice began to inform me that I was half a mile away, but I couldn’t see jack anywhere. A moment later the nav system primly announced that we had arrived. Nothing was there. Was my new toy defective? Or was I so far from civilization that within a few miles was close enough, as far as the nav system was concerned? I drove another few minutes into the desert, turning off the nav system to silence its increasingly agitated attempts to help. Eventually the prison and camp became visible in a long depression in the desert. I drove in and sought out the camp. The difference between an FCI and a camp is stark, all the more so when they are right next to each other — the FCI is low, surrounded by fields of gravel and huge piles of razor wire, with barely a hint of greenery within. The camp, by contrast, could be the headquarters of a utility or minor municipal office of some sort. It has nicely maintained lawns and flowers (plenty of free labor, you see) and the doors are wide open; the prisoners can come in and out with only an occasional challenge from the guards as to their business. It’s not like they can go far; it’s about 8 miles through the desolation to town (where a large part of the population is probably made up of prison employees with off duty weapons), and a hella long walk through California desert in any other direction. I suspect they don’t chase down these guys; they just wait them out and watch for the buzzards circling. Inside, the lack of serious security and casual atmosphere were shocking. No one put me through a metal detector or wanded me. They let me bring in boxes of files unsearched. I met my client in a private attorney room out of view of anyone. Prisoners came and went without any apparent schedule or supervision. The air of menace to which I was accustomed at other facilities, seen in the eyes and set of the shoulders of the prisoners and the forced brittle laughter of the guards, was missing. I would not want to be staying there, but it beat the hell out of every USP and FCI I ever saw. I’ll dwell on it next time a client gets sentenced.
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This is a true story. The inmates mentioned in this writing are all real people some of whom have been released others of whom remain incarcerated.
The camp itself looks like the set of M*A*S*H* except with green grass, trees, and the buldings are permanent instead of tents. Everything is army green and there are 2 barracks, a chow hall, an admin building, a medical building, commissary, chapel, game room and a law library. There is a large slab of asphalt in the middle which 2[ will refer to as "the quad." Within a minute, I'm assigned to a bunk in Alpha dorm…my compatriots are in Beta dorm. I'm tired as fuckall and just want to go to sleep. The dorms are barracks comprised of a main hall and two smaller rooms. The two rooms used to be TV rooms in each dorm but have been converted to living quarters. Each dorm holds about 160 inmates with around 130 in the main hall and in Alpha dorm a room of 16 and a room of 8. I got placed in the room of 8 which is referred to as "the Boom Boom Room." Had this not been a minimum security camp, I may have been concerned as god only knows what sort of connotations that could have. In this case it's just known as a room where there is often a very loud (albeit exceptionally inane) debate going on by people who, for the most part, do not know what the fuck they are talking about. As it goes in prison, the new guy always ends up in a top bunk. My bunkie, and I shit you not, is a guy named (I did not make this up) "Bone Crusher." Are you fucking serious? Am I actually supposed to refer to this guy as Bone Crusher? What happens if I don't? He wasn't there at the time so I just made my bed…whatever.
Now allow me to introduce you to the cast that makes up the Boom Boom Room.
Al — asian late 30s in on a drug charge Al is intelligent and likes to work with his hands. He works as a mechanic down at the farm and is known around camp as the guy you talk to if you need your radio and/or headphones fixed. The stereotypical nature of the camps resident radio fixer `being Japanese is not lost on me. Of all of my roomies, I think Al and I have the most in common.
Blue black — 50 in on a drug charge Blue is one of the leading protagonists in the Boom Boom Room. He is the definition of narcissistic and actually believes (in his heart of hearts) that if he didn't personally witness something that it probably didn't happen. A And I'm not _just talking about whether or not someone in the yard benched 300 pounds…I'm talking about things like, say, the Battle of Hastings.
Jerry white late 50s in on a drug charge — Jerry is a low key average white guy. He's in on a long bid and did a lot of time down in Texas. He's kinda gristled and set in his ways and often gets into it with Blue because Blue thinks whitey is the problem with this world and before I arrived, Jerry was whitey. To get a picture of Jerry imagine an older white guy with mostly white hair who drives a tractor on the farm here. That's Jerry and you just imagined what he looks like.
Dre — black — late 30s in on a drug charge — When I say Dre is black, I mean Dre is black. Wesley Snipes black. He's also really big like over 6′ in the high 200s if I had to guess. Dre is intelligent and pretty well spoken…he doesn't often get into the mix in the Boom Boom Room but when he does he's usually right on point with what he says. He's also funny as hell and is one of my favorite people. We often make each other laugh and will often expend most of our energy trying to keep the arguments in the Boom Boom Room going but not to the point to where they become a fight. Dre is also the laziest person I have ever met and revels in it. He's a clerk at the Law Library about 10 minutes a day. _
Miguel — hispanic — 30s — in on a drug charge — Miguel is just a super nice guy. He's soft spoken and never really gets into any of the fray unless it'sj about religion. He's a family man and a hell of an athlete. He's easily the best looking guy in the room. Miguel works at the dairy.
Clyde black 50s white collar crime Clyde is a lot like Miguel in that he doesn't often get into the fray unless it's about sports. At one time Clyde was a professional basketball player. He's really nice, really smart, and always the voice of reason in the room. Clyde works at Vandenberg Air Force Base.
Bone Crusher black — late 50s — in on a drug charge — Bone Crusher's name was actually Bone Collector describing his prowess at dominos. I just call him Crusher for short. He's a really nice guy and pretty funny and is the star attraction of the Boom Boom Room. If there is a debate, you can rest assured Crusher is at the center of it. While he knows his shit, he (like Blue) doesn't admit he's wrong that often and also believes that volume does, in fact, have something to do with how correct your statements are. If I didn't know better, I would think that his job is eating, but I know that can't be the case. If Crusher is not eating, he's fixing something to eat…seriously…it is a known and accepted fact that any food item placed on his chair will be eaten in short order. No ifs, no ands, no buts. The man is a machine. This sort of ad hoc diet also comes with ad hoc farting in his sleep. Unfortunately, I sleep above him. Luckily we have a fan. The interesting thing about the Boom Boom Room is it's predictability and it's overall juvenile nature. While many of the participants believe that a well thought out debate is going on (which does draw outsiders in to join the fray) the fact is that you generally come out less intelligent than when you came in and you wonder where the last 20 minutes of your life went. Debates in the Boom Boom Room are not, in any way, about being right or correct…they are about winning and attempting at every turn to punish and/or humiliate your opponent by over—analyzing their every word and allowing no room for the slightest semantic that even the most tight ass judge would yield to.
Here is an example ….
Jerry: I hear Barack Obama jumped 10% in the polls today. Blue: Bullshit. McCain has the lead by 2. Jerry: Not anymore, Obama jumped 10 points. Blue: Who told you that? I just read the paper. Bone Crusher (BC): Did you hear Obama's speech? Jerry: Yeah. That paper was from yesterday, I just saw this on CNN. Blue: I never saw that and I seriously doubt he could jump 12 points in one day. BC: You should have heard the speech. Jerry: I didn't say 12 points…I said 10. Blue: Oh, so now it's only 10? You always change the facts as you go. BC: How would you know Blue? You didn't even hear the speech! Blue: The only reason I'd vote for Obama is because he's black. He doesn't have one ioona of the experience of McClain. Jerry: I said 10 points from the beginning! You said 12. And it's McCain you idiot. Sparky: What the fuck is an ioona? Blue: I don't need to hear the speech, Bone Crusher and I'll bet Jerry a case of soda he didn't jump 12 points…it doesn't matter, though…he'll lose the election…whites won't vote for him. You know what I mean, Sparky…iooda Jerry: I said 10 points!!! And whites are how he got the nomination in the first place! BC: How can you know if you didn't hear the speech? Sparky: You mean iota? Blue: Yeah..iooda…the whites say they want him but they won't vote for him cause he's black and his islamism. Jerry: What? He's a christian! BC: You can't know if you didn't hear the speech…did you hear it? Blue: That ain't the point Bone Crusher… Dre: Islamism? BC: Blue…did you or did you not hear the speech? Sparky: It's iota, Blue…and islamism isn't a word. Blue: Yeah it is. BC: Did you hear the man's speech? You can't know if you didn't. Sparky: No…it's not… Blue: Why? doesn't ism mean to do with? BC: Now he won't even answer my question! Sparky: You can't just go on adding suffixes to any old word… Blue: Bone Crusher, your question isn't…isn't…what's the word? Dre: Fuck it, Blue…just make one up…you're already on a roll… BC: All I'm asking is did you hear the speech…the man won't answer! Blue: Your question is inrevelent..but I didn't… BC: That's all I want to know…this man didn't hear the speech but won't admit Obama is up by 12 points! Jerry: I said 10 points!
This is not a verbatim transcript, obviously. Otherwise every other word would have been fuck, motherfucker, or bitch. I also took some lines fron; other arguments and lumped them all here in order to demonstrate each person's role, style, and level of intelligence. What I can tell you, however, is that every one of these lines was, in fact, spoken in the Boom Boom Room at some point and that this arguement actually occurred, and that no one really knows what was being argued by whom and why. This, my friends, happens every single day without fail. Welcome to my little slice of home.
TAFT CORRECTIONAL INSITITUTION TAFT, CALIFORNIA
Camp Unit A4A
2006 2007
Clyde and I are waiting inside the chow hall for CO Montes to unlock the back door so we can dump the morning garbage. We have four chow hall trash cans on wheels overflowing with clear plastic garbage bags and a collection of recyclable refuse gathered from the vegetable preparation (veg prep) room. The chow hall trash will be tossed into the garbage dumpster near the loading dock but the veg prep refuse, which contains discarded lettuce leaves and similar organic material, will be forwarded to Squirrel Dave who is responsible for recycling the contents at a composte pile five hundred yards from the chow hall. Dave, who is now sitting on the back dock with an enormous feral cat in his lap, transports the refuse to the pile in a large, four wheeled gray cart. Rumors abound at Taft Camp regarding Dave and how he actually earned his “Squirrel” nickname. He’s an animal lover – there’s no doubt about that as he gently strokes the gigantic feline which is still in has lap. Some of us think he’s a man lover too, yet, similar to the truth about his nickname, we’re not entirely sure. Dave is effeminate but not overtly gay.
During the morning garbage dump, Clyde and I always place a small bag of discarded breakfast foods into the veg prep refuse which Dave later retrieves and feeds to his cat and the overwhelming population of desert squirrels which live around Taft Camp. There are hundreds of squirrels and rabbits in Taft, many of whom race up to the edge of the running track after each meal, and wait for the inmates to toss them food scraps. Cornbread is a favorite amongst the squirrel population. Actually, any bread product including biscuits is well received by the rodents. They’re fat, furry, entertaining little creatures.
Dave continues stroking his feline. He’s an odd character serving a ten year sentence for conspiracy to distribute marijuana. Like many of the other inmates at Taft, Dave was ensnared with the Mexican drug cartels for whom he imported cannibas into the United States from Mexico. He doesn’t look like the typical Mexican drug dealer although he speaks fluent Spanish and bears dark Aztec skin. Dave is balding, round at the waist and very gentle mannered. His voice flutters on the edge of feminine.
“Hello” Dave says as Montes finally opens the rear door of the chow hall so Clyde and I can exit with the garbage. Dave grins reflecting all his teeth pushing his big belly outwards. Moving contraband and stealing food out the back door of the chow hall is a common hustle so Montes carefully watches our every move as we deposit the garbage bags into their appropriate containers – chow hall trash into the dumpster and veg prep bags into Dave’s cart. Moments later Clyde and I return to work inside. In our absence, Dave retrieves the small bag of breakfast foods from out of his cart and feeds the cat on the rear loading dock.
“Thank you”, Dave says hours later on the recreation yard where I saw him shirtless and shoeless sun tanning adjacent to a small pack of hand fed squirrels. Riley and I just keep walking on the outdoor recreation yard track whilst I pry for the source of Dave’s nickname.
“Dude, he ate one of the Squirrels”, Riley replies to my inquiries.
I look over my shoulder at Dave who is still lying on the ground, almost nude save for a pair of gray athletic shorts, and think only ‘impossible’. My cellie Riley has a reputation for exaggerating and in many instances entirely fabricating the truth. If you can eat ten hot dogs, Riley can eat fifty hot dogs – or he knows someone who can eat fifty hot dogs. If you can run a five minute mile, Riley can run a four minute mile – or he knows someone who can run a four minute mile. The thought of Dave eating one of his four legged friends appears another of Riley’s fables.
“Never”, I reply. “Naw man, it’s true. Ask around”.
And so I did. No one at Taft Camp was able to confirm Riley’s allegation. Then again, no one denied it either. Riley’s fable seemed more and more believable with each inquiry. The following morning, Dave was again seated on the rear loading dock with his cat who was entirely content in his company. It’s a haggard looking beast with a matted coat of fur and a bloody torn ear which Dave avoids while repeatedly petting the animal. “Whoa daddy . . .” Dave declares with a flustered feminine voice as Clyde and I exit the chow hall with the morning trash “Look at his ear. I think he got into a fight last night with one of the coyotes in the sand dunes”. Montes, Clyde and I walk a wide circle around Dave to avoid his bloody eared cat and any ailments it might be carrying. We dump the organic trash into Dave’s cart, chow hall garbage into the dumpster and then return inside after which Montes again locks the back door of the chow hall. Moments later, I quickly return to the rear door and gaze out the window. Dave has organized the morning breakfast bag of scrambled eggs, hams and bread into small white styrofoam bowls from which the cat was now feasting. A separate bowl contains discarded milk which the feline drinks in entirety. Dave hops down from the loading dock and begins pushing his cart of veg prep garbage uphill and around the corner to the outdoor composte pile. The cat, now alone on the rear loading dock, finishes eating, cleans himself by licking his paws, then later disappears well fed and loved.
Same routine the next morning with one exception – Dave is absent. The cat is staring at me from the opposite side of the windowed rear door while anxiously seated on a bunch of empty milk crates. Montes unlocks the back chow hall door and we again dump the trash while the cat watches and waits with an almost perplexed look regarding Dave’s void. The cat’s ear is noticeably mangled. A bloody crust appears to have formed around the base of the appendage, yet, the animal appears unfazed by the wound. All he wants is breakfast which is sitting in the organic garbage bin. Clyde and I return inside to work. Three hours later at about noon, after being dismissed from work duty in the chow hall, I ran around the food service building to the rear dock and found the cat sitting patiently on the milk crates waiting for breakfast. Still no Dave. I hop down from the loading dock and retrieve the breakfast bag from the gray push cart, open it and fill the small Styrofoam bowls on the raised loading dock with the contents. Dave’s cat pounces down from the milk crates and proceeds to eat. The size of the animal is overwhelming. It appears more fox or coyote than cat. Maybe it’s a cross breed.
Later the 4PM stand up count. Riley and I stand at attention in our cubicle as two CO’s bound past quickly and uneventfully. Minutes later they shout “Clear” from the front of the housing unit as inmates begin to meander out of their cubicles and throughout the building.
The housing unit at Taft Camp consists of an enormous concrete building that forms a bent “U” shape with four long rectangular living units on two levels in each arm of the bent “U”. Administrative and staff offices are located in the curve of the “U”. Inmates are housed in two man or three man cubicles each of which contains a bunk bed, table with roll out stool and two stand up lockers. The three man cubicles contain an additional lower cot with pull out drawers located beneath this third bed frame. Each cubicle is separated from the other by six foot tall tan colored cinder block walls that form “L” shapes. The two man living spaces are very roomy and comfortable. The three man cubicles, which are located in the center of the housing units, are congested. Riley and I share a two man window cubicle in Unit A4A. It’s nice by all comparable penal standards. Riley, who much resembles a tattooed Jesus complete with long hair and beard, is serving a ten year prison sentence for selling drugs. He has a wife and child on the outside living somewhere in the Los Angeles area, exactly where I’m not sure. They visit once per month.
As a general rule of prison etiquette, an inmate never enters another inmate’s cubicle unless invited to do so. Most conduct conversation from the circumference of a cubicle while glancing around or over the cinder block walls – just as Michael Ray is doing with Riley right now. There are big men in this world. Then there’s Michael Ray, probably the most enormous, muscular black man in southern California. Or at least, the most enormous, muscular black man I’ve ever seen in southern California who is not playing professional sports. Michael Ray is resting his arms and his walking cane on top of the cinder block wall that subdivides our cubicle from adjacent cubicles. His shoulders and biceps bulge like swelling tree trunks resting on the tan painted concrete. Michael Ray’s shaved head and black goatee stare at me from a height known only to those in the NBA and NFL.
“What’s up” he nods in a diplomatic voice before engaging my cellie Riley. “I know yous’ got some garlic in ‘dere man”, Michael Ray continues, probing Riley for some spices for his evening meal. “Hook me up and I’ll take care of you next week”. My cellie Riley replies “Alright, alright . . . garlic, lemon herb spice, special mix, onion . . . what am I, Wal Mart to you?”. “Yeah ‘das right Riley, you ‘da Wal Mart of the house”. Michael Ray winks to me with one eye smiling all the while.
Riley hands Michael Ray some chopped garlic as I just watch. Rather than eating at the chow hall, many inmates cook their own meals using microwaves in the living units and commissary foods such as rice, beans, tuna, bag chicken and other food stuffs. Michael Ray and Riley talk about nothing specific after which Squirrel Dave appears at the cubicle. “Snap, I’m outta here”, Michael Ray declares as he grabs his walking cane, strutting down the unit corridor making a hasty exit, muscular tree limbs flailing at the side.
“Hello” Dave announces in a very familiar feminine voice. Riley exits the cubicle quickly proceeding towards the microwaves where he’ll cook his evening dinner with Michael Ray thereby leaving Dave and I alone.
“What happened to you this morning?”, I ask.
Squirrel looks around the unit as inmates continue to mingle past after which he retrieves a ridiculous black plastic hair comb from the breast pocket of his shirt with which he begins sweeping his thin shower wet hair backwards across his balding scalp. Dave is dressed in institution issued tans with a button collar shirt tucked neatly into belted pants. The shirt, collar, sleeves, cuffs and pants are all neatly pleated although Dave’s belly, as always, is pushed outwards and dangling over his waistline. He looks a buoyant incarcerated poster boy for LL Bean place your order before December 1st and this prison uniform is yours for the low, low price of $59.99. First one hundred buyers receive a free black plastic hair comb and a microwave recipe for Squirrel Stew.
“Oh man . . . I had a call out for medical and waited for like two hours”. Dave’s voice again flutters on the edge of female. He almost always initiates or replies to conversation with “Hello”, “Oh man” or “Whoa daddy”. Then an uncomfortable silence. Squirrel Dave remains outside the cubicle combing his wet hair backwards waiting for more conversation and most likely a status report on the condition of his cat. So I continue “Well . . . I fed him some scrambled eggs and milk. Seemed happy but I didn’t touch him or pet him”. Dave smiles replying “Thank you”. Then Dave disappears down the unit corridor.
Special Housing Unit The SHU The following is a narrative, in short story format, of the two months I spent in the SHU at Taft during the Spring of 2007. My hope is that this information will shed some insight into the lack of purpose served by Administrative Segregation.
This is a true story. All of the inmates mentioned are real people, some of whom have been released others of which remain incarcerated.
TAFT CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION TAFT, CALIFORNIA
Administrative Segregation (AD SEG) Special Housing Unit (SHU) 23 hour per day lockdown