Checklist Would You Rather Questions The 50 Best Would You Rather Questions 1. Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life? 2. Would you rather have sex with your cousin in secret or not have sex with your cousin but everyone would think you did? 3. Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO’s parents? 4. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon? 5. Would you rather have the best house in a shitty neighborhood or the worst house in a fancy neighborhood? 6. Would you rather have no penis or five penises? 7. Would you rather die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people’s lives? 8. Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth? 9. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death? 10. Would you rather have no arms or no legs? 11. Would you rather have no fingers or no eyes? 12. Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap your- self in private every day for the rest of your life? 13. Would you rather be a virgin forever or have sex with your brother/sister one time? 14. Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers? 15. Would you rather live forever or die in the next five minutes? 16. Would you rather be married to Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen? 17. Would you rather give or receive a lap dance? 18. Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life? 19. You can only hear one song for the rest of your life. Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire? 20. Would you rather be filthy rich but have to be Justin Bieber’s assistant or dirt poor but get to be anyone’s assistant you choose? 21. Would you rather everyone thinks your life sucks but it’s actually awesome or everyone thinks your life is shitty but it’s actually good? 22. Would you rather have a time machine that only goes back in time or a time machine that only goes forward in time? 23. Would you rather have an animal best friend that could be any animal you choose and it would be intelligent and speak to you (and you could ride it around town if it is a large animal like a bear) or be married to someone with a hot body? 24. Would you rather have the superpower to fly or to become invisible? 25. Would you rather have unlimited love or unlimited money? 26. Would you rather have unlimited respect or unlimited power? 27. Would you rather have unlimited money, power, and respect or unlimited sex? 28. Would you rather have everything you’ve ever wanted but you die in one year or live your life as it is now? 29. Would you rather be an ugly genius or a hot moron? 30. Would you rather have your thoughts broadcasted so that everyone will always know what you are thinking while you are thinking it or never be allowed to wear clothes but keep your thoughts to yourself? 31. Would you rather have horrible acne that is only on areas that are covered with clothing or moderate acne that’s only on your face? 32. Would you rather cut off one of your fingers or pay $5,000 of your own money for the per- son you hate most to go on a spa vacation? 33. Would you rather have your SO look through all your text/chat/email history or your em- ployer? 34. Would you rather never have internet access again or never be able to take an airplane again? 35. Would you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years? 36. Would you rather not receive any money from an anonymous source or receive $10 million dollars worth of crack on your door step? 37. Every time you have sex it takes one day off your life. How much do you have? 38. Would you rather smell terrible (but you can’t smell it) or your partner smell terrible and you have to smell it? 39. Would you rather be an average, not famous professional athlete on your current salary or a wealthy, world renowned professional in a field you don’t care about (mathematician, classical musician, whatever)? 40. Would you rather live in the house of your dreams but it doesn’t have internet access, or your current home for the rest of your life? 41. Would you rather have sex with Megan Fox with a penis or Tom Hiddleston with a vagina? 42. Would you rather be filthy rich but suffer depression or be poor but happy? 43. Would you rather be incredibly happy but alone forever or unhappy but with the love of your life? 44. Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs? 45. Would you rather be the famous author of Twilight or the famous writer of every Nickel- back song? 46. Would you rather a vampire or a wizard? 47. Would you rather be in a real version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park? 48. Would you rather have 20 kids over the course of your life or never be able to have or adopt children? 49. Would you rather be filthy rich and live 400 years ago or be poor but live today? 50. Would you rather die happy in five years or die unhappy in sixty years? New Questions Added for 2020 51. Would you rather know how to play every musical instrument or just one? 52. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the loudest person? 53. Would you rather have an interesting conversation or an interesting life? 54. Would you rather know every language or never be able to speak at all? 55. Would you rather eat a hair filled hot dog or cheeseburger? 56. Would you rather pick a fun way to die or never to die at all? 57. Would you rather eat dinner with Donald Trump or Hitler? 58. Would you rather sleepover at Donald Trumps house or Hitlers? 59. Would you rather not be able to taste every meal or get 2X more fat from each one? 60. Would you rather not be able to taste ice cream or pizza? 61. Would you rather live a rich life that’s short or a long life that’s poor? 62. Would you rather not be able to remember anything as a kid or not have any memory as an adult? 63. Would you rather be asked the same question every morning or hear the same song every morning? 64. Would you rather wear wet socks or wet underwear? 65. Would you rather have superpowers or be rich? 66. Would you rather die at an amusement park or on a youth group trip? 67. Would you rather have only one choice of a meal every day or one choice of clothes every day? 68. Would you rather have amazing conversations or amazing sex? 69. Would you rather play a fun game or play or have a good conversation? 70. Would you rather be given a tough choice every day or a tough scenario every day of your life? 71. Would you rather have a dilemma every day or have to eat a piece of cardboard every day? 33 ‘Would You Rather’ Questions For When You Are Too Drunk To Think Straight 1. Would you rather party with your best friends in Vegas or in New Orleans? 2. Would you rather post an unflattering, drunken photo to your snapchat story that your crush sees or directly message him something embarrassing on Twitter? 3. Would you rather get wasted and kiss your ex or fuck your best friend? 4. Would you rather buy everyone inside your favorite bar a round of shots on their busiest day or get kicked out and banned from the place forever? 5. Would you rather have a drunken hookup in a bathroom stall or in the back of a car? 6. Would you rather go a month without drinking or a month without masturbating? 7. Would you rather take shots without a chaser or smoke without snacks? 8. Would you rather have your latest love interest watch you sing karaoke while drunk or dance while drunk? 9. Would you rather be the designated driver and stay sober for a night or walk ten miles home with your whole group of friends? 10. Would you rather get wasted after one beer or need ten beers to even feel a buzz? 11. Would you rather send your ex-best-friend or your ex-boyfriend a drunk text about how much you hate their guts? 12. Would you rather give up fireball or give up martinis? 13. Would you rather run into your boss while wasted or high? 14. Would you rather wake up hungover and find out you texted your ex or find out you spent your entire paycheck at the bar? 15.