TEAM NAME: Crap Picture Round - 2 pts per answer /32 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Name these 12 people, lovingly rendered by Twitter's @Crap_Portraits, AND tell us what links them in four groups of three different people apiece. (Think about colleagues; credits; first names, etc.) LINK 1: LINK 3: LINK 2: LINK 4: TEAM NAME: Pastiche Picture Round - 2 pts per answer /24 Name the movies whose posters are being pastiched in the AAA Stand Up artwork (from Bound & Gagged). Clues as to word-length have been given crossword-style beneath each picture. 1. (10) 2. (3,8) 3. (3,3,8) 4. (4,4) 5. (3,4,3,3,3,3,4) 6. (5,2,3,4) 7. (3,5,6) 8. (3,4,2,4,6) 9. (8,6) 10. (4,4:6,1) 11. (4,6!) 12. (4,2,7) NB Movie #5 was not as romcom/modern as this artwork makes out. Am assured that was deliberate. In 2012, the AAA Stand-Up acts asked if they could eschew the film pastiches, and just have a poster where they looked good. The promoters agreed. "All anyone had to do was ask." Tommy Rowson, Tom Webb and Lloyd Griffith. HEROES. NB Not part of the quiz. Just bonus knowledge. TEAM NAME: Round #1 - French (1 point each) /10 Round #3 - Board (1 point each) /10 1. 1. 2. 2. 3. 3. 4. 4. 5. 5. 6. 6. 7. 7. 8. 8. 9. 9. 10. 10. Round #2 - Podcast (1 point each) /20 Round #4 - TV (1 point each) /15 1. 1. 2. 2. 3. 3. 4. 4. 5a. & 5b. 5. 6a & 6b. 6. 7a & 7b. 7. 8a & 8b. 8a & 8b.. 9a & 9b. 9a & 9b. 10a-e. 10a-d. TEAM NAME: Round #5 Lyrics - 1 point each, and 4 for bonus /14 pts 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. BONUS: Round #6 - General Knowledge - 1 point each /25 pts 1a. 1b. 2. 3a. 3b. 3c. 3d. 3e. 4. 5. 6a. 6b. 6c. 6d. 6e. 6f. 7. 8a. 8b. 9. 10. ACMS QUIZ – JAN 2017 #1 FRENCH ROUND - 10 points a snack fish analogue for The Donald, in Can you name the comics who we have My Big Fat Weirdos Christmas Wedding. lovingly made French? 3. They went on Judge Rinder's TV show in 1. Michel [Mee-shell] Jambe 2016 to settle a dispute over pay with Bob Slayer. They took their puppet. It 2. Bethany [Bey-tah-nee] Noir looked like a lovely day out for everyone. 3. Stuart Forgeron d'or 4. While their BOARD MEMBER STATUS 4. Aube Français IS IN JEOPARDY, it is indisputable that they were in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - 5. Étienne Joli The Force Awakens' as Prashee the 6. Caroline [Carr-oh-lin] Peut être Ubdurian, a roguish bald twin. 7. George [Jorj] Oeuf 5. They won the Perrier Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show in 2013, 8. Jarred Noël wanging on about pens. 9. Charles [Shaar-rrls] Boulanger 6. They played the most famous Dobby on 10. Rachel Par-ee TV. (The most famous film Dobby, of course, was played by Toby Jones, inside a computerised elf.) #2 PODCAST ROUND - 20 points 7. They are selling £8.99 calendars on their Can you name the people behind these comic website, depicting moody Frenchman podcasts? Marcel Lucont lounging about on 12 1. Comedian's Comedian - 1 host Chaises of Grey. They are that kind of person. 2. Partly Political Broadcast - 1 host 8. They are the only pet psychic, witch 3. WTF - 1 host finder and Ghost of Christmas we have 4. RHLSTP - 1 host ever had on at ACMS. 5. The Infinite Monkey Cage - 2 hosts 9. This star of 'Sorry I've Got No Head' anagrammises to ' Malawi Swindler' and ' 6. Answer Me This - 2 hosts Aware Windmills', which would both 7. The Guilty Feminist - 2 hosts make excellent aliases for CRIMES. 8. The Bugle, up to 2015 - 2 hosts 10. And The Baptists. 9. Do The Right Thing - 1 host & 2 regulars 10. The Bugle, now - the 5 new regular co- #4 TV KNOWLEDGE - 15 points hosts 1. Who plays the titular uncle in 'Uncle'? CLUE: one person pops up in two answers 2. Who is the travel man in 'TravelMan'? 3. Who plays the fleabag in 'Fleabag'? #3 ACMS BOARD MEMBERS - 10 points 4. Who plays the hero Thermoman in 'My Can you identify the comedian from their Hero'? description? Which will be non-gender specific. 5. Who plays Edmund in 'Blackadder'? Like your mum. 6. Who plays Citizen Khan? 1. Their book, 'Animal', was named one of the ten most interesting books of 2016 7. Who plays Reverend Adam Smallbone in by QI, who also nominated a QI book for 'Rev'? the same accolade, thus cheapening the 8. Who are 'Gavin and Stacey'? whole affair somewhat. 9. Who are 'Terry and June'? 2. This Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year (2011) played the Hula Hoop Trout, 10. Who are the four 'Young Ones'? ACMS QUIZ – JAN 2017 #5 LYRICS - 10 points + 4 bonus points #6 GENERAL KNOWLEDGE - 25 points Can you identify the TV comedy from the lyrics 1. Who is the new host of Newsjack, and of its theme tune? who did they replace? (2 point) 1. "Making your way in the world today takes 2. Which woman has been on 'QI' more everything you've got. // Taking a break from all than any other lady, ie 17% of episodes? your worries, sure would help a lot. // Wouldn't (1 point) you like to get away? Sometimes you want to 3. Who should be the five contestants on go where everybody knows your name, and the fifth series of Taskmaster? (5 points) they're always glad you came." 4. Banbury Intricate Craft Circle Politely 2. "Yes, no, maybe // I don't know // Can you Requests Women's Suffrage is the name repeat the question? // You're not the boss of of the group in what sitcom? (1 point) me now // You're not the boss of me now // You're not the boss of me now, and you're not 5. What is the shittest bit of 2003 movie so big…" 'Love Actually'? (5 points) 3. " Read about the things that happen 6. Who are the six comics pictured on the throughout the world // Don't believe in wall outside? (6 points) everything you see or hear…" 7. Who won the BAFTA for Best Actor in 4. "I'm not sick but I'm not well, and I'm so hot 2011 for their role in 'Eric and Ernie'? (1 cause I'm in hell…" point) 5. "Hangin' out down the street // The same old 8. Which comic is set to tour their three thing we did last week // Not a thing to do but shows Recognise, Represent and Reset, talk to you // Wow, yea!" and under what name? (2 points) 6. " It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of 9. What's Conan O'Brien's favorite color? (1 atmosphere // I’m all alone, more or less. // Let point) me fly, far away from here, // Fun, fun, fun, in 10. Should we have finished this quiz half an the sun, sun, sun." hour ago? (1 point) 7. "The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade // Good folk, lock up your son and daughter. // Beware the deadly flashing blade, unless you want to end up shorter…" POSSIBLE 94 POINTS FROM Qs 8. " Stick a pony in me pocket, I'll fetch the PLUS 56 POINTS FROM PICS suitcase from the van // Cause if you want the best 'uns, and you don't ask questions then = POTENTIAL TOTAL OF 150 POINTS brother I'm your man…" 9. " I would like to leave this city // This old town don't smell too pretty // And I can feel the warning signs running around my mind…" 10. " Once in every lifetime comes a love like this. // I need you and you need me, oh my darling can't you see…" BONUS 4 points, who wrote this & for what TV show: "Pale, pubescent beasts, roam through the streets and coffee-shops // Their prey gather in herds of stiff knee-length skirts, and white ankle-socks // But while they search for a mate, my type hibernate in bedrooms above, composing their songs of love…" ACMS QUIZ – JAN 2017 a pause of a page, cos you’re almost up to the answers by Pei Yen and it’s nice to have a solid gold excuse to include this cartoon ACMS QUIZ – JAN 2017 - ANSWERS Kondabolu (US), Nish Kumar (UK), THE ANSWERS Anuvab Pal (India) and Helen Zaltzman (UK) FRENCH ROUND - 10 points CLUE: one person pops up in two answers Can you name the comics who we have lovingly made French? ACMS BOARD MEMBERS - 10 points 1. Michel [Mee-shell] Jambe - Michael Can you identify the comedian from their Legge description? Which will be non-gender specific. 2. Bethany [Bey-tah-nee] Noir - Bethany Like your mum. Black 1. 'Animal' author - Sara Pascoe 3. Stuart Forgeron d'or - Stuart 2. Hula Hoop Trout - Ben Target Goldsmith 3. Judge Rinder puppeteer - Joz Norris 4. Aube Français - Dawn French 4. Prashee the Ubdurian - Tom Bell 5. Étienne Joli - Steve Pretty 5. Bic lover - Bridget Christie 6. Caroline [Carr-oh-lin] Peut être - Caroline Mabey 6. Dobby the non-house-elf - Isy Sutie 7. George [Jorj] Oeuf - George Egg 7. Calendar vendor - Alexis Dubus 8. Jarred Noël - Jarred Christmas 8.