12/14/2004 The Million Pound Radio Show Last Edited: 14-Dec-2004 A Global British Comedy Collaborative document. Edited by John Lucas Cast: PN = Penelope Nice LS = Leslie Sharpe AH = Andy Hamilton JJ = Jasper Jacob NP = Nigel Pegram NR = Nick Revell HE = Harry Enfield FM = Felicity Montagu MW = Morwenna Banks Writers: NR = Nick Revell AH = Andy Hamilton Music: Producers: Paul Mayhew-Archer Date Episode Episode “title” Cast Parameters Location S Number 20-Jul-1985 S01e01 Big fight at Wembley arena Missing M 27-Jul-1985 S01e02 Ian Botham’s best scores and other football news – Apologies to AH, NR, PN, JJ 27:59, 13124, S M-DMP-003 G Edwina Curry MP and camel – Letters – Man who turned down AH, NR Y-JL-014 the Beatles – Trip to Birmingham – Andy defends himself – crime PMA and punishment listener – intimate secrets – cause of the week: £1 note – Andy’s Out and About: Molesworth Missile Base – washing powder listener – radio piracy 03-Aug-1985 S01e03 Radio doctor – diarrhea – Tallulah laBlaze and Ivor Novello – Lose AH, NR, PN, JJ 28:28, 13345, S M-DMP-003 G unwanted hair – film reviews – Nick talks to a friend and learns he AH, NR Y-JL-014 is bugged – cause of the week: baby seals – Andy visits his Granny PMA in hospital – car stickers – Andy’s Out and About: city planners – hypnosis 10-Aug-1985 S01e04 Drinking and driving foreign diplomat Missing M 17-Aug-1985 S01e05 Now a look ahead to Monday on Radio 4 Missing M 23-Aug-1986 S02e01 How come Nostradamus never won the pools Missing M 30-Aug-1986 S02e02 No Moynihan jokes – replacing Edwina Curry as principal target – AH, NR, FM, JJ 27:28, 12882, S M-DMP-003 G insurance physical exam – Nick gets trampled by rhinos – White AH, NR Y-JL-014 House tape – how to annoy – Nick sees a therapist – Andy’s Probe: PMA Nick goes to Chernobyl – The Middle East: Moses promotes the Holy Land – a parting Gyles Brandreth joke 06-Sep-1986 S02e03 Astronaut mugged in space – Rupert Murdoch fires 6 journalists – AH, NR, FM, JJ 26:52, 12601, S M-DMP-003 G Nick Revell, video director – a joke about Prince Charles brings AH, NR Y-JL-014 back memories – the continuity announcer interrupts with a promo PMA – Nick’s film reviews – fashion review – smashing phonograph records – Andy’s sleeping problems -- Nostradamus leaves a letter – The Dawn of Time 13-Sep-1986 S02e04 3rd test at Lords – More Dead Sea Scrolls – Fox hunt – Nick goes AH, NR, FM, JJ 24:42, 11582, S M-DMP-003 G to the ballet – What comes next? – Probe: adoption agency – the AH, NR Y-JL-014 continuity announcer interrupts – Andy visits a comprehensive PMA school – British Telecom comes to collect – The March of Time: 1953 including Hillary and Tenzing 20-Sep-1986 S02e05 ETA terrorist bomb campaign Missing M 27-Sep-1986 S02e06 Rupert Murdock: Sun goes up market – Sellafield tap dancing AH, NR, FM, HE 25:50, 12110, S M-DMP-003 G ensemble – fire exits and lavatories and modern art – Victor Kyam AH, NR Y-JL-014 – fashion: Nick gets a makeover – Godfather parody – Nick deals PMA with breaking up with his girl while Andy has his own troubles – Felicity goes on about the Middle East – Andy’s holiday – arithmetic puzzler – The March of Time: 1965 including Harold Wilson and Carnaby Street, God is confused and sends Margaret Thatcher to punish the people 04-Oct-1986 S02e07 Leonardo da Vinci – Nick gets a role in a film – Revs. Ron and AH, NR, MB, HE 27:09, 12729, S M-DMP-003 G Don Wallace – Andy’s autobiography is launched – Science: AH, NR includes promo Y-JL-014 dolphins speak – short wave radio – Andy rails against American PMA for Radio slang – the continuity announcer interrupts – Rock: Ratsy Bostock Active – Atomic Energy Commission – Sotheby’s auction items – March of Time: 1992 Margaret Thatcher retires to become Queen 11-Oct-1986 S02e08 Shipping forecast: redial – Dr. Ambrose Philpott and patient AH, NR, ?? 25:40, 12033, S M-DMP-003 Y examining record – the world’s fattest man – Nick tries to fly to AH, NR no credits Y-JL-014 Barcelona – last show in the series – sport commentatora – Andy’s PMA film review: Gandhi II – Occupational diseases: advertising – the continuity announcer interrupts – Andy may be expecting – the continuity announcer interrupts again – imminent destruction 03-Oct-1987 S03e01 One bright sunny morning in Dingley Dell Missing M 1 of 2 12/14/2004 Date Episode Episode “title” Cast Parameters Location S Number 10-Oct-1987 S03e02 Time shares in Beirut – The BBC has forced the show to be self- AH, NR, FM, HE 27:20, 12813, S M-DMP-003 G financing by advertising – Andy’s nighttime worries – adverts – AH, NR Y-JL-014 Anne Jenkins tennis player – Tales of the Impossible: The Man PMA who changed – Andy’s film review – Roman History 17-Oct-1987 S03e03 News of bank raid – Bananarama – The Glory that is Science – AH, NR, FM, JJ 27:49, 13047, S M-DMP-003 G Andy, Wimbledon and the famous – Evolution 2: Galapagos AH, NR Y-JL-014 Islands – Crazy Golf – Book Reviews – Sheila Dorrs, psychic – PMA Tales of the Impossible: They came from all good stores 24-Oct-1987 S03e04 Gardener’s question time – Tales of the Impossible: The Devil’s AH, NR, FM, JJ 29:06, 13642, S M-DMP-003 G Disciples – argument with the continuity announcers – Nick visits AH, NR Y-JL-014 the Royal Academy – I Believe: why does God allow Bonnie PMA Langford? – Murray Walker – Andy goes babysitting – the British Army 31-Oct-1987 S03e05 Puritan backlash – book review: social etiquette – Forum: language AH, NR, FM, HE 29:30, 13829, S M-DMP-003 G – the Laundromat – Tales of the Impossible: Invasion from the AH, NR Y-JL-014 planet Dull – Hector and Horace – phone in – The Animal PMA Kingdom 07-Nov-1987 S03e06 Program which advises you/your money Missing M 18-Mar-1989 S04e01 Setting fire to Jeremy Beadle’s house Missing M 25-Mar-1989 S04e02 Guests: Bros performing – Dan Quayle – It’s Your BBC – AH, NR, LS, JJ 29:14, 13704, S M-DMP-003 G Privatisation of Electricity – History of Music AH, NR Y-JL-014 PMA 01-Apr-1989 S04e03 Metamorphosis: Aldermaston – your legal problems – European AH, NR, FM, JJ 28:53, 13547, S M-DMP-003 G version, getting ready for 1992 – being a football manager – Nick AH, NR Y-JL-014 takes a trip to Lapland in December – The Human Mind – Is satire PMA dead? – the M25 jokes – air traffic safety – Conservative Party caucus does succession planning – Captain Ahab tries for disability benefits – Moby Dick 08-Apr-1989 S04e04 Metamorphosis: three pairs of shoes – Anne Diamond Radio Show AH, NR, FM, JJ 28:35, 13405, S M-DMP-003 G – Nick knows an Olympic athlete – polishing a royal speech – AH, NR Y-JL-014 brothers – panel on violence – at home with Colin Moynihan – PMA food safety – Andy does some background checks – Mythology 15-Apr-1989 S04e05 Reform of the legal system – dead judges Missing M 22-Apr-1989 S04e06 MPRS replaced by Ronald Ambrose lecture Missing M 28-Dec-1989 SPECIAL Christmas AH, NR, FM, JJ 28:40, 6721, M M-DMP-003 G Human Embryology – Nick arrives late and full of cheer – Happy AH, NR Y-JL-014 Christmas Ltd., Christmas consultants – climax of High Noon – PMA animal cruelty from Barbara Cartland – Andy takes a trip to Nairobi – libel laws – The Christmas Thriller: alien satsumas 23-Jun-1990 SPECIAL 1990 World Cup AH, NR, FM, NP 27:57, 13103, S M-DMP-003 G Andy fantasizes playing for England – Panel of football experts – AH, NR Y-JL-014 secret recording of pre-game talk – interviews – hooliganism – PMA children learning fan behaviour – mad cow disease – Puccini and soccer – origins of football – The Queen inspires the Russians against the Germans 27-Jul-1991 S05e01 Rats on the underground – finances – sexual attraction – Nick is AH, NR, FM, JJ 27:38, 12954, S M-DMP-003 G plugged into a machine revealing his thoughts – the continuity AH, NR Y-JL-014 announcer interrupts – Captain Blackskull (the classic sketch of PMA pirates wanting a Training Day) – the new prime minister – how to annoy Edwina Curry – Andy’s boys and the new neighbour – Nick’s great aunt Constance intrudes – the search for truth 03-Aug-1991 S05e02 Northern Ireland peace talks Missing M 10-Aug-1991 S05e03 Welcome to Britain, Madonna – Nick recounts a domestic AH, NR, FM, JJ 28:10, 13206, S M-DMP-003 G argument – Pit Bull terrier – Panther from London Zoo – an AH, NR Y-JL-014 interlude from Desert Island Disks – Actuality: a visit to a film on PMA location – Nick describes techniques for boarding a London bus – Andy’s probe: arms trade 17-Aug-1991 S05e04 World bigotry championships Missing M 24-Aug-1991 S05e05 Thomas the Tank Engine – Nick’s quit smoking – Crystal therapy AH, NR, FM, JJ 28:04, 13160, S M-DMP-003 G – Andy’s neighbour is irate again – how to annoy a religious AH, NR Y-JL-014 fundamentalist – the Minister of Transport visits – a Yorkshireman PMA stows away on the space shuttle – Andy bids for an ITV franchise – capital punishment for social offenses (smokes, talkers in films, dog walkers) – What Is Time 31-Aug-1991 S05e06 Murrayfield rugby for professionals Missing M 09-Apr-1992 SPECIAL Election Missing M 10-Oct-1992 SPECIAL Columbus Missing M 01-Jan-1994 SPECIAL State of the Nation Missing M 11-Apr-1996 SPECIAL Millennium (40 minute original) Missing M 13-Jul-1996 SPECIAL Millennium (30 minute repeat) Missing M 2 of 2 .