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It was because of these impressive awards Stevie Wonder & Sade, that Defected Records decided to re-release the add a dash of George email Jimmyat:[email protected] ~"." -~ track, previously their 100th release. They fur- Michael and shake thor- ther developed the concept by turning Barbara L -" oughly with overtones of "Once during the lifespan of a musical style and the rest of her close house fraternity into the musicals, Chicago & comes an extraordinary artist that captures the cartoon characters for the video. She was joined Cabaret and you've got era. In Dance Music that is Barbara Tucker -- by Louie Vega, Kenny Dope, Blaze and Dimitri ··"t', a little taste of Rachel entertainer, writer, choreographer, dancer, and from Paris, plus many other famous OJ's. Panay! singer." After having 3 top 10 Barb's latest single is "Love Vibrations" and hits Billboard Dance singles, Rachel has released her The world-renowned, leading diva of dance mu- the shelves of retail in about a month. As usual, debut album "Back To Love". This album not sic is much more than just a vocalist -- she lives sister has turned it out and the package comes only encompasses both original and new ver- to bring the spiri~ of love from the stage to the complete with a ton of remixes from folks like sions of her hit songs "Back To Love", "I Still floor. Strong in her belief of the power of the Josh Harris, OJ Escape & Johnny Vicious, Geor- Believe", and "The Real Thing, but also debuts r:i Hear Jimmv live ~ stage, she performs from her pulpit, singing the gie Porgie, and more. And if you just don't 10 new songs that are sure to top the charts. message of everyday people, everyday love. wanna wait, you can always get the Turn It Up I don't know about that damn boa but the al- weeklv at Houston's Ameri- _" ca CD that I told you about a few bum's GREAT! Barbara also enjoyed a superb accolade recent- weeks ago ... it's also on there. ~ South Beach ~ ly at the annual house music awards in London. After performing an unforgettable set she Dance music's got no shortage received no less than three excep- of highly 'individual' charac- tional awards. These were for her ters, but few as complex as 'Most Outstanding Vocal', unsur- Missouri-born OJ and pro- prisingly 'Best Live P.A' and ulti- iF. J ducer Osunlade. The artist mately 'Track of the Year' - r ~ .. \. known for appearing with for ~ her work with .",. !IlL.I), a bone through his nose her close is a fully-fledged priest friends Blaze in the traditional Af- on 'Most Pre- rican religion Ifa, and cious Love', this deeply spiritual (originally in- approach to life cluded in the reflected in 'Keep Hope long-player Alive' yond El· a 1 condomor lube, andthat the nexttime he has the urge to purge he is to go immedi- ately to the bathroom and use a tOilet like the rest of the civilized world. If he does not adhere to your wishes, you are to leave him post-haste, and begin intensive counseling with a qualified therapist who will help you truly get to the root of your problems with intimacy. I promise you, • there is a "perfect man" out there that is also a perfect lover, and you deserve to find him - and soon! Dear Diva: Dear Diva: I have been with my partner now for almost a year, and in that time the sex - which was frig- If you found out that you only had six weeks to ging incredible for about the first six months - live, and were told by your doctor that you has turned kinky to the point of very real pain could only have sex one more time before you and suffering. Initially, my partner was tender died, with whom would you share that special and gentle - but now, he's turned into a verita- moment? ble beast and doesn't seem to be able to satis- fy himself unless he hurts me or shames me. Pete in Plano He's now into entering me without benefit of lube and pounding me until I scream out and Dear Pete: bleed, and has gotten into the habit of believ- ing that I'm his own private urinal. I am not I just know that you want me to mention one of the into either pain or piss, and haven't had a sat- incredibly sexy men that I have had intimate encoun- isfying sexual experience with him now for ters with during the course of my many careers - men about five months. In all other respects, he is such as Johnny Depp and Sean Connery and Jesse the most perfect man that I have ever met, but Metcalfe and...well, the list goes on and on - or even I feel as though I'm being raped every time he the unknowns that I have given pleasure in my trav- comes near me. What am I to do? els, such as the cabana boy in Rio and the gondola driver under the Ponte di Rialto in Venice. But, I'm Hurting in Huntsville going to surprise you here and tell you that, though all of those experiences were absolutely divine, I would Dear Victim: probably have sex with myself. Now, before you think me so completely self-consumed and freakish as to So, how is life in Polunsky,sweetie? Been in for about relegate me to some tawdry sex manual or book of a year now, huh? Blessyour heart. How long did you records, please consider the fact that no one knows get? 'Causewhether you're in state or not, you're def- my hot spots better than I do, and there's really no initely a prisoner of love or lust and definitely need to one better to have sex with before the big transition do something to change your circumstances. Now, if than the one that you're going to be spending eterni- you really are locked in a cell with this loony lothario, ty with. In addition, why spend your last few you're options may be limited and you may just have moments on earth ruing the fact that you're never to pray for an early parole but, if you actually call going to see the hot man that you just did the deed Huntsville home because you've chosen to live there with ever again, when you can have sex with yourself and have relative freedom of movement to come and and know that the person that last gave you pleasure go without being under the watchful eyes of a beefy is going along for the ride - wherever it might ulti- guard, then you have consigned yourself to a life of mately lead to. Plusthe fact, who wants all the gooey, absolute torture for reasons that only you and your emotional entanglements that go along with a last hairdresser know for sure about, and I can only screw - the tears, the sadness,the what-ifs, when you assume that you have some serious self-esteem can take matters into your own hands and be done issuesthat preclude you from having a satisfying inti- with it all? Self-love is the onlylove, as all those LSD- mate relationship with a man. Honey, you feel as popping gurus used to chant way back in the 20th though you're being raped because you are and, Century, and it seems completely appropriate for a despite the master/slave elements of 5&M, the unspo- final act. ken rule has always been that both parties must be "in" to the scene. If you're not "in" to it, then you Wondering what to get the happy couple on the don't want to do it - and being forced into sexual acts occasion of their union? Uncertain about the against your will is rape. Plain and simple. It doesn't appropriateness of a Bris Milah at the age of matter if you're partners and living together, it's still 50? The Diva can help! Write her care of: rape if you say no. What you are to do, since you [email protected], asked, is to firmly share with your partner that you do Subject Line: Dear Diva. 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