Star Wars Jokes For Kids Q: What Did Obi Wan Tell Luke When He Had Trouble Eating Chinese Food? A: Use the forks Luke. Q: Why Did The Angry Jedi Cross The Road? A: To get to the dark side. Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? A: At the Darth Maul. Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair? A: The outside! Q: Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics? A: He always has the forks with him. Q: How do Ewoks communicate? A: On their Ewokie-talkies! Q: When did the Jedi start to think Anakin was heading towards the dark side? A: When he was in the Sith Grade. Q: Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? A: Because in charge of planning, Yoda was. Q: What time is it when at AT-AT steps on your droid? A: Time to get a new droid! Q: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? A: An ele-vader. Q: What do you call potatoes that turn to the dark side? A: Vader Tots. Q: Where does Jabba eat dinner? A: Pizza Hutt Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song? A: When You Wish Upon A Death Star. Q: What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A: A yo-yoda Q: What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? A: “The” Q: What did the Jedi say to the sheep? A: May the force be with ewe. Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? A: Because it’s always making new friends. Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? A: Because he’s always short. Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Arrrrgh-2-D2 Q: Why was Yoda such a good gardener? A: He had a green thumb. Q: Why didn’t Yoda have body odor? A: He wore de-yoda-rant. Q: Why was Darth Vader bad at sports? A: He always choked. Q: What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? A: May the floss be with you. Q: What’s a Jedi’s favorite brand of car? A: A Toy-Yoda. Q: What is Darth Vader’s sister named? A: Elle Vader Q: How many Sith’s does it take to change a light bulb? A: None – they like it on the dark side! Q: How does Luke Skywalker always know what he’s getting for his birthday? A: He feels the presence. Q: Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? A: Because they always end up in a Tie. Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast? A: On the Dark Side. Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee? A: Chewie! Q: What do you call a fight between film actors? A: Star wars! .