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Her photographic To celebrate its 80th anniversary, finger, which can kill anyone at Art For Ocean: An exhibition of sculp- Observer Magazine, Marie Claire, D-La of stillness and beauty within this seeth- projects have included polo players in New Thammasat University will present whom it is pointed. Shiva grants his ture, paintings, photographs and other Repubblica and many others. ing edifice. Delhi, Vietnam’s female billionaires and a khon mask dance portraying the wish. However, Nontok misuses the artworks on sharks and other forms of Chen explores the building as a micro- Her works are a gentle inquiry into how the global rise of Chinese tourism.