•The Notre Dame Too Little. Too Late January \^, \g^o PROVE TO YOURSELF NOCIBARETTC HANGOVER when you smoke PHILIP MORRIS! HERES ' Z^As, voo can RTfftS ALL YOU ,„ iust a .ew ^l PHILIP WORM* iif^i ^.. ««•« •t> Remember: less irritation means more pleasure. And PHIUP MORRIS is the ONE cigarette proved .. •. light up your definitely less irritating, present brand definitely milder, than . • • •••9''* "P^i* any other leading brand. PHIUP MORRIS 2Do exactly the tam\ntik^e tn^,.^thing —DON_ T u..:^ ,1,01 ijitj^ Hioi (ting? . -uff-DONT INHAIE INHALE. Notice that bite, that sting? NO OTHER OGARETTE I,HEN •.«;^Ve;P«« ^^ ^„,, .0^ „„.„_..- Quite a difference from PHIUP MORRIS! CAN MAKE THAT 1^^ -. A- NOW .. _ ^^ ^^^^,^^ ,,„, ,OR«IS. STATEMENT. HOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU SHOU _ K niUP MORRIS The Scholastic Letters mmm^<^:^4.!s Sunny Italy Room for Improvement? A Notre Dame Tradition Editor: The annual football issue of the SCHOLASTIC, like Frank Leahy's football team, keeps getting better and better, "Rosie's." Here You'll even though one wonders how there Always Enjoy the can be room for improvement. Just Italian Accent on how good can they get? It will be hard Fine Food. to top this latest one, however. The SUNNY ITALY CAFE Kodachrome cover is a dandy. 601 NORTH NILES William A. Page Fort Thompson, South Dakota. -•- Mistaken Identity Editor: AULT'S SHUTTER BUGS It seems that Dan Brennan has an Photography is an interesting apology to make to the Christian hobby. You'd be surprised how Brothers and Manhattan College. In economically you can become an his "Names Make News" column in the amateur photographer (Shut- Dec. 16 SCHOLASTIC he erroneously terbug.) stated that Buddy Hassett, former New York Yankee baseball player, once SEE US FOR played for Notre Dame. YOUR Buddy Hassett attended Manhattan PHOTO NEEDS College in New York City in the early '30's. Ml-. Brennan has confused Buddy with his bi'other, Billy, who played AULT baseball and basketball here during the war years. Still another brother, Bar­ Cept 4 0.1949 brNA»f mrrnpni Camera Shop, Inc. ney, played for Manhattan's basketball 122 South Main St. team in the late '30's. * T?ON'T XoCf HAiVE ^ H068Y,TbO?" Phone 3-5041 Also, why doesn't "A SchMU" wise up and sign his name to things he wiites? So what if he was rooting for a home- state team on Dec. 3! Journalists should always back up their statements with their names, Another GREAT Janu ary Tom McAllister Sorin Hall SALE ENGLISH ESSENTIALS EXAM Upperclassnien who have not yet Our Entire Stock of ... passed the Freshman English "Essen­ tials" examination may take the exam on Tuesday, January 17, from 7 to • SUITS 9 p.m. in Room 243 of the Main • TOPCOATS Building. • SPORT COATS GRADUATE RECORD EXAM • SLACKS Closing registration date for the February Graduate Record Examina­ tion is noon, Jan. 20. Registration MEN'S forms may be obtained from the local RASMUSSEN SHOP examiner in Room 125 of the Social Science Building. 106-108 S. Main 130-1^2 W.Washington 0 Jan- 13, 1950 Personalized Stationery ONE DAY Service Ask to See Our Display . Notre Dame Bookstore COMING SOON ... to your Hall Door the Winter Issue of the u er The Scholastic THE WEEK fan. issue of by {fack McQoldrick THE NOTRE DAME ^ Top of the Week got to bring his I.D. card along. As Final exams to be given on honor we all well know, this is a flagi'ant system. violation of all regulations, and a con­ ference of the ushers at the gym doors technical —>- resulted. Finally, one of them said to Back in the Saddle Ben, "Well, if you're a student, let's By now all the lads have settled hear you sing the first stanza of the down from the post-Xmas jitters sea­ Victory March." Due to the complexity review son. The usual stories have been told of the situation, our hero. was unable and re-told, and things are moving to utter even the first word. Silence along at their usual pace. reigned. This seemed to be just what on sale at the the t\vo gendannes expected; one Boole Store J^ The most notable social events of nodded to the other kno\vingly and said, the holiday season Avere the Notre and the "See, he's a student, let him in." Dame club dances in various cities all Cafeteria Newsstand over the country. Most of them were V great successes. Signs of the Times The bulletin board in the lobby of The Met Club dance at New, York's Friday, Jan. 20 the Main Library contains all sorts of AValdorf-Astoria lacked only the tradi­ interesting infox-mation. For the past 25c per copy $1.00 per year tional blizzard that has accompanied it month or so, a blue sheet of paper, con­ the past few years. The New England taining the following gem of knowledge and New Jersey Club dances both had has been tacked in the lower left hand good turn-outs. As usual, the Chicago corner of the board: Club affair, held in one of the Chicago "South Bend, Indiana, lies in the ^ hotels that was going to get new ball- center of America's greatest pepper­ 15 PHOTOS $}• ^ room furniture anyway, was the larg­ mint and spearmint oil producing dis­ for est and the loudest. Always a financial tricts, surrounded by a rich muck crop as well as a social success, it is i-u- region, producing potatoes, celeiy and • FRIENDSHIP mored that the receipts from this onions." • APPLICATION year's "dance wall be used by the or­ As Mel Allen would say, "How about ganization to buy the Social Science Size 2/2 X 3J4 that?" building and use it as a campus club­ house. This has not been confinned, Copied from your favorite photograph. but club officers have denied the story What Would You Have Done? that Alumni Hall was given away as a MAIL ?1.00 and PHOTO to ^ door prize at the dance. Ever since the finance company re­ claimed WND's FM booster, the sta­ "PROCOpy" Since the last issue of SCHOLASTIC tion has been using their owm record Box 115-A Greenville, Ohio appeared on the newsstands, the Christ­ library to fill out the afternoon pro­ mas trees have been assembled and gramming. dismantled, Joe Stalin has celebrated Eecently, complaints have been re­ his seventieth birthday, the footbowl ceived that some of the listening audi­ season has finally ended, term papers ence who sack out daily to the tune of are coming due, final exams are creep­ uninterrupted music is getting tired of ing up, and Easter is twelve weeks hearing the same platters every other Corsages away. day. At a staff meeting Thursday Time, and the WEEK marches on. night, money was appropriated to re­ build the turntables, so that next se­ FLOWERS mester, the records could be played for ^ Life at Notre Dame backwards on Monday, Wednesday and Before the basketball season ends, the Friday, and forward on Tuesday, All Occasions university will have held its 105th com­ Thursday and Saturday. Station an­ mencement. The following is a little nouncers have been practicing np on Flowers wired to every city story about one of the graduates-to-be, announcing the titles in reverse Eng­ and was overheard in the fieldhouse the lish, but this move has not been ap­ and town in the world. other night by one of our correspond­ proved yet. ents : Bottom of the Week Ben Muncil, of Huddle and Paul South Bend Floral Smith's fame, went over to watch the The profs have the honor; the stu­ 114 S. Michigan Phone 3-8227 DePauI game the other night, but for- dents have the system. ]an. 13, 1950 Entertainment S>1- JANUARY 14 COLFAX (through Jan. 25)—Critics throughout the country have praised Jolsoti Sings Again (Legion of De­ cency Eating B) as a worthy, if not a better successor to the original. The Jolson Story. With Larry Parks doing a repeat as the mugger for Jolson's voice, and with Bar­ bara Hale as his second wife, this technicolor pic is enter­ tainment at its best. AVON (through Jan. 20)—Eobert Mitchum and Janet Leigh are the leads in Holiday Affair (A-1). It's a sugary l^iece of sentiment about a war widow, her little boy and two suitors. A pleasant picture — let's leave it at that. PALACE (through Jan. 17)—Maureen O'Hara as a whirling dervish in color ought to be good, but the plot of Bagdad is unadulterated tripe. Can't find any data on the associate feature. Tough Assignment, so it's probably one 9 of those trifles that Monogram sneaks out when no one's looking. WASHINGTON HALL—r/;e Bank Dick went over with such a bang, that another W. C. Fields reissue has been procured. You Can't Cheat an Honest Man is the name of it and it should supply a welter of laughs. JANUARY 15 PALAIS ROYALE—Sammy Kaye and his "swing and sway" orchestra, long-time college favorites, land in South Bend for a one-night dance date. His popular "So You Want to Lead a Band" feature will be incorpoi-ated into the entertainment. Fellows with downtown dates should « find it fun. GRANADA (through Jan. 18)—Free For All (A-1), starring Robert Montgomery and Ann Blythe, is silly but fun. Not much can bs said for the co-pic, Laiv of the West, a nondescriijt western.