TIMBER PRODUCTS OF IRON MOUNTAIN, INC. Timber Topics BIRTHDAYS REMINDER: Our office will be closed on Monday, Septem- MIKE T IPTON 08/08 ber 5th for Labor Day. Payroll will still be DOUG N ELSON J R 08/26 completed by the end of the day on Tuesday, September 6th. PLEASE B E S URE T O W ISH Y OUR FELLOW CO -WORKERS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY . NEW ROUND OF BIGGEST LOSER STARTING SEPTEMBER 6th Ann Walker was the winner of the guessing jar with the candy in it. To join the competition please be sure to She guessed 91 and there were 92. weight in as close to Sept 6th as possi- Look for the jar outside the front win- dow in the entry way. You could be the ble. No new registrants will be accepted next winner. You win what’s in the jar after Sept 10th. $20 must be paid at the and a $10 gift certificate! time of the weight in. All weights will be You are allowed two guesses a month. recorded by Candy and kept confidential. FAMILY AND FRIENDS are encouraged LOG GAME RULES to join in the fun. The contest will run un- ON CALL til December 6th. LOSE WEIGHT AND IF YOU DON’T DISPATCHING RECEIVE ANY WRITE UPS PHONE MAKE MONEY IN TIME FOR THE FROM SHERRI IN 1 MONTH NUMBER HOLIDAYS. Winner is determined by YOUR NAME IS PUT INTO A IS : HAT FOR A $20 FAST FOOD the highest percentage of weight loss. GIFT CARD 906-221-0820 DRAWING! Money distributed as follows: AFTER HOURS FOR 1st place = 85% MECHANIC 2nd place = 10% MIKE IS: 3rd place = 5% (906) 221-0807 Special thank you to Candy for making our company picnic possible this year. It is safe to say that everyone had a wonderful time! Thank you to Ann, Stacey, Eddie and Marie Gasperini and all others who helped out in any way. Several raffles prizes were donated by our customers. Please be sure to thank them when you see them next! Many wonderful memories were had at the picnic this year! Especially the memory of yelling “TIMBER” when the storm knocked the tree down next to us. A true “TIMBER” Products picnic finale. Thank you for your gener- ous contribution Candy. It’s a pleasure to work for such a wonderful person! REMINDERS: JOKE CORNER TAKE A LOAD OFF... Please turn in your paperwork as soon as you come in from a run. We have had to track down On a Septic Tank Truck sign: several drivers for paperwork lately and it is simply "We're #1 in the #2 business." ************************** not acceptable. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** Be sure to write up ALL REPAIRS. Our mechanics At a Proctologist's door are busy and cannot be expected to remember verbal "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** requests. Repair orders are in the mailbox attached At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: to the side of our shop. "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** At a Towing company: Treat ALL customers with respect whether they are "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." through a broker or not. This is standard company ************************** On a Fence: policy. "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." ************************** At a Car Dealership: Be sure to check out updates to "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." www.timberproductsim.com Remember that you ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: can log in using the first letter of your first name and "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." your entire last name for the username and the last ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: for numbers of your SS # as your password. "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** In a Restaurant window: Payroll will be ready every Tuesday AFTER "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in 3 p.m. For anyone enrolled in direct deposit and get fed up." ************************** the check will post to your account by And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Thursday of that same week. Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." .