Fashion Do’s & Dont’s BARE Page. 5 Deaux-Nuts for Days Page. 7 Comedown Machine PAGE. 6 Table of Message From The Contents Editor Fashion Do’s & Dont’s...Page 5 `Drop the uniform Comedown Machine...Page 6 `Flop or Not? Tiger Deaux-Nuts ... Page 7 `Tigers love ‘em OH MY GOSH, is it already a month into the fall semester? I am already working on my first ma- jor project? Don’t these people realize we are human be- ings – young human beings and not robots being trained for their version of adulthood? Can’t I at least have one more afternoon at the pool? It’s still hot outside! OK, I have that out of my system. The fall semes- ter is kind of like the lift-off stage of the academic rocket, the winter break that moment of radio silwwence and the spring, the rocky descent back to earth. Right now, I’m just getting used to weightlessness, to floating in the space of the semester. I’m trained; I’m ready and even if I’m not, I’m here. Still would like another afternoon at the pool, though. Yours, De’Andra Dominique Roberts Editor, Bare Fashion Do’s And Dont’s! Let’s not and say we did. This season is all about fun, and col- ors. Why wear bland, khaki, uniform shorts when you can show off your manliness in style? This is more like it. Instead of your basic khaki look, branch out and try some printed, green shorts. Don’t be shy. The ladies will love it! Comedown Machine Is A BUST! Album Review by Annie Weldon The Strokes mixed old and new sounds for their fifth album “Comedown Machine,” which was released March 22, 2013.The first song on the album, “Tap Out,” is a pop electron- ic beat, but the rest of the album is the same sound from their earlier albums. Their single, “All the Time,” is loud and punchy, and it’s by no means interesting. “Welcome to Japan” is probably the most fun song on the album. With its mix of rock, pop and electronic, it’s up- beat and the lyrics are anything but forgettable. Favorite lyric? “We’ve got to get to work now/Sliding it off your shoulder/ As we’re falling over”. The song is clever, and is the best on the album coming across as positively addictive. The rest of the album is pretty basic and switches from hard on “Partners in Crime” to a softer “Chances”, which is probably the most romantic sounding ballad on the album. The album is decent, but it’s not necessarily their best. If the band wanted to evolve, this was not the album that proved it. In any case, it’s worth a listen, just for the few addictive and impressive songs that tune out the boring ones. TIGER DEAUX-NUTS You can’t get up early enough for anywhere else. product at hand. His doughnuts are dreams. I show up around six in the “When you start conceiving of a amazing, and not in a way that subs morning, but Jeff Herman of Tiger business, you have to look five years, for clever or inventive, but straight up Deaux-Nuts has been there for two ten years down the line,” says Her- amazing. There is the tiniest crunch to hours already because he has a dream man. He looked at places like Voodoo the doughnut holes, the glaze carrying about doughnuts. Donuts in Portland, places where a grin that you just don’t find else- At this phase, Tiger Deaux-Nuts the foodie hunger for the next thing where. is a very personal business. It’s only meets the eagerness of the entrepre- Just as the last of the peanut open Saturday mornings on the back- neur. butter has been piped, and the final side of a nondescript strip of shops on The whole reason he is working row of apple pie has been dusted with Jones Creek Road, just north of the in- out of this location is because he’s crumble, Herman changes into a light tersection with Coursey. One doesn’t partnering with a catering business purple Oxford shirt. He sets a table wind up here on accident. that works here the rest of the week. up by the door with his meticulous, “I’d like it to be where a hundred “I’d like to move into mid-city or may- dream-filled bounty behind him as he people walk in and I know what sev- be over in the Perkins overpass area.” updates Facebook to tell the world he’s enty-five of them are going to order.” He talks of a bistro, of partnering with open. Then, with a slight exhale, he Herman has a ways to go, but he has other businesses, of more things this looks to the door, ready for whatever the dream and he has the product. doughnut business can become. opportunity comes through. The doughnut itself has a heft and Now, before we get all starry eyed crispness you are not going to find with possibility, let us address the .