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D Browse 1000's of titles from our distribution catalogue, thousands (17, 5001), there's a couple other IN' ANYTIME, ANYHOW, 24/7. Mutt, I^Fand Jp'SONIC UNYON PENELOPE MULLIGAN THE CREMASTER CYCLE a network of connectors just what a wild and varied ride the This five-course cinematic below the surface and the signs project is. Cremaster 3 (the last- feast from New York-based pop up everywhere — whether to be filmed) is a three-hour artist Matthew Barney is so we can read them or not. conflation of Celtic myth and dense with signifiers that Most obvious are shapes Masonic ritual centering on the expecting viewers to swot and substances, the blueprint construction of NeW York City's up on everything in advance for which is set in Cremaster J Chrysler Building (a phallic would be a cruel joke. Besides, via a whimsical creation myth icon par excellence). Set in exegesis can hardly penetrate set in a football stadium in the the granddaddy of cities and such an intense visual and aural artist's hometown of Boise, anchored by the predominantly experience, and as much as I Idaho. Spheres, vulvic forms male profession of architecture, appreciated the official press and white slime all recur with this installment seems to be the kit's meticulous blow-by-blow, • sometimes hilarious persistence . most yang of the lot. Demolition I prefer to keep it on a long elsewhere in the cycle. The derbies, a thrash metal unit and leash. dumbbell (the shape of cells a chorus of men performing A few things are handy dividing) is echoed more subtly ' martial arts drills keep the to know, however: that the in the bizarrely tiny wasp-waist testosterone churning until an cremasteris a muscle which of Gary Gilmore's grandmother abrupt cut to an arcane. Las regulates the height of the and in the spectacle of Vegas-style review. testicles; that the trajectory of two cars conjoined by an It's tempting to start Barney's gonadsHs a metaphor upholstered tunnel in Cremaster making stylistic comparisons for many things, including 2 (for me, the most outstanding (Peter Greenaway comes to psycho-sexual differentiation, of the series). mind with his colour-coded the evolution of form and the Characters are more formalism in The Cook... and progress of civilization; and slippery as they reappear, all that cryptic incantation in that the artist considers Harry quantum-like (and often as Drowiwig by Numbers), but Houdini to be a kind of role something else). Barney's Barney is definitely his own man. model (transformation through fascination with Gilmore tor Togetherwith cinematographer escape).