The Empress Strikes Back: the 2013 TWS Chicago Convention

The Empress Strikes Back: the 2013 TWS Chicago Convention

The quarterly journal of The Wodehouse Society Volume 33 Number 4 Winter 2012 The Empress Strikes Back: The 2013 TWS Chicago Convention by Tina and Dan Garrison ever to be outdone in planning the unforgettable, The NChicago Accident Syndicate has laid the groundwork for a delightful 2013 TWS convention that will topple the mighty and amaze seasoned Plummies from every continent. Ever since the record-breaking 1997 convention at the Intercontinental Hotel on the Miracle Mile, the Accident Syndicate has looked for another perfect venue that will strike a distinctive note and place our guests in a setting that will recall the clubby days of Plum’s most established heroes. Our solemn rites are therefore set for the Union League Club, Chicago’s living answer to London’s imaginary Senior Conservative Club—a calm and quiet place with discreet staff, excellent dining, and nearby access to the Loop’s most celebrated attractions. Just five blocks from the Art Institute and six blocks from Millennium Park, the Union League Club is the ideal headquarters for your visit to Chicago, so make your reservations now for a longer stay than the convention requires (October 18–20). The Accident Syndicate has reserved a block of rooms at a very competitive price that extends five days before and five days after the Convention. For anyone staying at the club, you have full access to a five-lane, 20-yard swimming pool; international squash, handball, and racquetball courts; a weight room; a golf practice room (of course!); a cardiovascular fitness center with selectorized weight machines; and a gymnasium. For the epicurean, there used to be a Smoking Room, but you can still get an excellent stogie at the desk. The club has a legendary cellar and a famous collection of single malt whiskies The Chicago Skyline from Millennium Park Anish Kapoor’s Cloud Gate at Millennium Park Wodehouse’s Handwriting Analyzed by John Dawson My handwriting is shaky this morning. I am much disturbed, much disturbed. “Creatures of Impulse” (1914) raphology is the analysis of handwriting, Gespecially in relation to human psychology. The Art Institute of Chicago main entrance Although graphology had a certain amount of support in the scientific community before the mid-20th century, for the discerning guest. In addition to its opulent Main most surveys on the ability of handwriting analysts Dining Room, the Club offers breakfast and dinner to assess personality and potential job performance at the Wigwam and an expanded pub menu at the have been negative. As a “pseudo-science,” graphology Rendezvous & Carvery. And if, in the aftermath of your remains controversial. Although supporters point revels, you pass up the Chicago Art Institute, the Club to the anecdotal evidence of thousands of positive maintains a collection of nearly 800 original art works testimonials as a reason to use it for personality representing more than 150 years of art making, chiefly evaluation, most empirical studies fail to show the in America. validity claimed by its supporters. Many studies that The theme for the 2013 Convention was suggested have been conducted to assess its effectiveness to predict by Carl Sandburg’s 1916 epithet for Chicago, “Hog personality and job performance have been negative. Butcher for the World.” To this we counter—on a more The British Psychological Society ranks graphology contemporary note—“The Empress Strikes Back.” alongside astrology, giving them both “zero validity,” Seasoned Wodehousians will expect (and enjoy) a per Wikipedia. program of meaty talks on beefy subjects; a banquet with Having inserted that disclaimer up front, I confess prizes for the best costumes; contests of Wodehousiana to a fascination with the idea that personality traits can for Plummies on every level, including a crossword be discerned through one’s handwriting, and dabbled puzzle on butlers and valets; games of the sophistication a bit in it myself many years ago. My interest in the favored by Drones; a goodie bag that will surprise and subject was rekindled when I began to pore over the gratify; and other attractions. dozens of handwritten pages in Wodehouse’s “Money Received for Literary Work” notebook of 1900–1908. I submitted a few pages to Deb Peddy, president of the American Handwriting Analysis Foundation 2008– 2012. Deb agreed to a blind test, knowing in advance only that the samples were those of a 21-year-old, right-handed male from 1901. Among her impressions Riverside Drive slept. The moon shone on darkened contained in a two-page report (eliminating technical windows and deserted sidewalks. It was past one jargon for clarity): o’clock in the morning. Jimmy was awake. He was sitting on the edge of his bed, watching his “General impression of writer: Highly intelligent, father put the finishing touches on his makeup, analytical, agile minded, extremely capable and driven, which was of a shaggy and intimidating nature. The acutely developed senses, critical disposition. The elder Crocker had conceived the outward aspect of writing indicates strength of will and determination Chicago Ed, King of the Kidnappers, on broad and as the writer was highly driven and progressive in impressive lines, and one glance would have been nature. He was truly motivated by the senses and enough to tell the sagacious observer that here was easily immersed in his creative processes. There are no white-souled comrade for a nocturnal saunter clear indications of literary ability and an appreciation down lonely lanes and out-of-the-way alleys. for culture. Many features in the script are typical of Piccadilly Jim (1917) writers, artists and poets. 2 Plum Lines Vol. 33 No. 4 Winter 2012 “The handwriting is expressive and dynamic but Science or pseudo-science? In view of the known also fraught with tension. There is some release in the facts of P. G.’s life and personality, some of Peddy’s form of imagination and creativity. In some samples comments seem uncannily accurate. there is a sense of control, in others an infusion of By the way, Wodehouse himself once engaged in a excitement and enthusiasm. Habits of self-indulgence bit of handwriting analysis: “Oh, there’s a letter for you. would likely be in response to unmanageable levels of I’ve just been to fetch the mail. I don’t know who it can energy or anxiety. be from. The handwriting looks like a vampire’s. Kind “Overall there is a great deal of vitality and intensity of scrawly.” (“Doing Father a Bit of Good,” 1920) which produced a wide range of emotions the writer found difficult to express. He could be considered spontaneous and interactive as well as withdrawn and There was practically one handwriting common to introspective. He could be directed and focused as well the whole school when it came to writing lines. It as restless and anxious. resembled the movements of a fly that had fallen “The writer appears to have been adaptable to into an ink-pot, and subsequently taken a little his environment with an intuitive sense of situations brisk exercise on a sheet of foolscap by way of and people. He had a unique style, leaving a lasting restoring the circulation. impression. Charm and grace would prevail if the “A Corner in Lines” (1905) mood and occasion called for such. At the same time he would take pleasure in challenging people and directing conversations. It would be difficult to argue with his opinions or match his analytical abilities. Even in a ‘friendly’ context it would be intimidating The 2015 Convention! for most to oppose his view. His sense of humor would es, the 2015 convention can be yours! Details are gravitate toward satire or sarcasm, but, witty and funny, Yavailable in TWS’s Convention Steering Committee nonetheless. (CSC) Charter. If you are unable to get it from TWS’s “In interpersonal relations he was inhibited and website (http://www.wodehouse.org/twsCSCcharter. discerning, choosing friends and confidants very html) for some reason, please write to Elin Woodger for carefully. It was in social context that he was more a copy (see below). flexible. It was important to him to establish contacts All bids for the 2015 convention must be submitted and make an impression. His personal style was dynamic to Elin Woodger by January 14, 2013. but not in a contrived manner. Although he possessed The host chapter selection will be made well in social graces he preferred solitude and needed ample advance of the 2013 Chicago convention. The CSC time for reflection. Charter mandates: (1) Any chapter wishing to host a “The writing shows a high degree of intelligence and convention must submit their bid to the Committee by analytical prowess. There are many indications of his nine months before the next convention (in this case, creative, unconventional thinking processes. He could by January 14, 2013). (2) The Committee will notify be fiercely independent and took a novel approach to bidding chapters whether their bids have been successful problem solving and developing ideas. at least six months before the next convention. Thus, “The combination of features in the writing suggests chapters wanting to host the 2015 convention will be the writer was strategic in planning, organized in notified by April 14, 2013, whether their bid has been method, and could accomplish anything through sheer successful or not. (3) If the Committee receives no bids force of will. He was consumed not only by his feelings by the nine-month deadline, they will use those nine but in gaining knowledge. He had an all encompassing months to make their own convention plans—which drive and was greatly affected by his experiences. may mean selecting a likely chapter and inviting them “Naturally protective of his own sensitivities, he to play Persian Monarchs, with the honor of hosting the could be extremely defensive.

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