November 18, 2002 [ A & E ]—o How to be a "Jackass": Be Sure to Take Notes! It Takes One to Know One If you're in the mood for shrapnel are being hurled at to attempt some of these idi- just what it takes to amuse. a series of hilarious stunts. them. otic stunts . disgust. and make it impos- otherwise known as stupid- As the movie While watching this sible for the viewer to look human-tricks. then run right progresses. the stunts be- spectacle of average guys away. Seeing this film will out and see this movie. come more insane. gro- performing prank after definitely earn you the brag- MTV's - Jackass." with tesque. and unthinkable. prank. I began to realize how ging rights similar to surviv- all of the original cast mem- The guys do everything from ingenious they truly are. Af- ing an extreme bungi jump. bers. arrives on the big snorting hot wasabi to ter all. theatres across the I give this film four out screen in an uncensored ver- launching firecrackers out of nation are being packed with of five stars. sion that is larger than life . their rear ends to making audiences who have come to The team — Barn Margera. their own - yellow snow see these low-budget home He Said/She Said Chris Pontius. Steve-O. Dave cones" and yes. eating videos. These ordinary England. Ryan Dunn. Jason them. people are making a profit 1 TAY HOME! 'Wee Man" Acuna. Preston This movie fits well into off of the twisted curiosities Lacy. Ehren McGhehey and WAIT FOR THE the latest trend of reality of society. Why didn't I think it A' RELEASE CI IV VP45 led by Johnny Knoxville — television and appeals very of that? OR °VD! holds nothing back in its at- much to our voyeuristic ten- - Jackass: The Movie" is tempt to go above and be- dencies. Although no one is truly a successful piece of 4* air at WAIT FOR IT TO GET TO THE ST yond the call of stupidity. likely to admit it out loud. the conceptual art guaranteed to THEM/MI The opening segment viewer can't entertain and ar sets up the theme nicely with help but won- stimulate all DON'T WAIT, WS WORTH $7/ the gang riding in an over- der if he or She S aid of your A' A' sized. runaway shopping cart she might senses. The Jamie Porter GET IN THIS CAR while tons of bricks and other have the guts guys know AND BE FIRST IN Staff Writer LINE FOR SAS Er Jackass is Kick*$# finovile Rating Chart There is a new standard neck through ing forced to of movie making in America. the streets of He Said cuss because Anymore, if a movie can't Japan, this is Richard Castillo there is an al- make me want to puke and the movie for Staff Writer ligator crawl- bust a gut laughing, it isn't you. You al- ing through worth seeing. - Jackass, The most hurt for your house, Movie." is the one and only the Japanese man having to these people aren't too far movie to attempt and fulfill the endure a thonged and bow-tied from living at the funny farm. incredible feat of satisfying jackass grinding and humping So. if you are the type of this man. you while you try to go about individual who loves to watch Starring John Knoxville. your business. You'd think the people devour their own urine Barn Margera. Ryan Dunn and Japanese have this happening or watch a midget kick himself ricitikr6 Steve 0, this movie takes the every day on their city streets in the head, this is absolutely A$M$L1-f:iiiin9s Student limits and throws them far for the way they react. the movie for you. Knoxville Senate is sponsoring a ("living from where they are sup- Here's a question for you. has really picked up on the posed to be. We will never Honestly, how many times perfect movie idea. He can't Tree for 2002. NSW this again know what is normal. have you sat at home and be criticized for his acting Christmas memorable for a Following the guys through shocked your genitals? Really, (they really aren't) or a lack of special child by incredibly idiotic stunts and be honest. Well even though plot (cause there isn't one). absolutely pointless pain will you won't admit it, you now But I can almost guarantee, participating in the make anyone feel somehow have someone with something aside from those you who inadequate, because you've in common with you. Have you have a weak stomach, you will never had the pleasure of ever given yourself paper cuts come out of this movie wiping Select an ornament from the launching yourself through between your fingers and toes tears from your eyes from Christmas tree in the SUB, the air after riding through the or at the corners of your laughing and having abso- apocalypse with all of your mouth? Well then again, you lutely no appetite. This is defi- purchase a gift for the child. and brainless buddies in an extra have something in common nitely "the man's tearjerker." bring the WizAPPeD GlIFT bac* to large shopping cart. After an with the crew of Jackass. Finally you can show your lady the Stle, room 233 by December experience like that, who Pity is such a small word that you do have that sensitive 4th. em sure to attach the child's needs terrorists? when it comes to the parents side. Of course, she may be white tag to the outside of the The crew goes to Japan of one of the Jackass crew. occupied cleaning puke out of wrapped gift. ThanK you for maing for part of this film. If you've From being attacked on the the hair of the woman sitting never watched a bunch of toilet to having your heart in front of her. this Christmas special for someone large pandas, accompanied umpstarted in the middle of I rate it 5 out of 5 stars, and for supporting this project. by a midget panda, run break- the night by Black Cats, to be- I'd even go see it again! ASMSU Student Senate .