Thank you for your interest in another fine Emerald Giant product. The lists in this document were generated by the Dungeon Crawler computer program. If you happened to purchase this reasonably priced software, you could generate and endless supply of such items. New material is being added all the time. Enough advertising. Great effort has been taken to make sure the results are useful, interesting and fun. Recognizing the limits of computer generated descriptions, I expect you will find entries that don’t work for you. Some will be too silly or too serious for your taste. Whatever. In actual use, I tend to generate a cluster of items and pick the one I like best at a given moment—something that fits the mood of the game. I’m sure you’ll do the same. Also, some of the lists Emerald Giant has made available are humorous by their very nature. Passwords and Tavern Diversions are good examples. There are many I would never use in a serious role-playing session, but I hope you find them hilariouSamples and well w ofilerth the price of admission. Enjoy. Randy Baker Emerald Giant Software 100 BOOK TITLES 1. 'The Song Of The Construct' by Fit 51. 'Freakish Ruins' by Cri 2. 'Alchemical Insights' by Fas 52. 'The Death Of Harg 'The Firm'' by Er 3. 'Superstitions Of The Blasted Grotto' by Narew 53. 'The Pickle God's Aunt' 4. 'Outlandish Alchemy' by Pey 54. 'Adventures Of The Blessed Shore' by Sis 5. 'Simian Wishes' by Zennold 55. 'Tome Of Draconic Witticisms' by Gano 6. 'Misfortunes Of Earth' by Rah 56. 'Vise-Grip Saddles' by Salittah 7. 'Debenezer's Run' by Hinwaloe 57. 'He Ate A Long Tan Human' by Warve 8. 'Epic Of The Slack-Master' 58. 'Naughty Artifacts' by Pec 9. 'The Death Of A Human' by Lal 59. 'Evocative Poetry' 10. 'Draconic Comedies' by Kelis 60. 'Strategic Drawings' by Gu 11. 'Torturous Trollkin' by Gan 61. 'Odious Dimensions' by Ruron 12. 'An Accounting Of Godly Acts' by Ktarr 62. 'Guide To Gnomish Pottery' by Roh 13. 'Amusements Of The Forgotten Woods' 63. 'Romance Among The Black Mambas' by Geny 14. 'Create Your Own Full Plate' by Ud 64. 'The Dragon In The Antechamber' by Luri 15. 'Elvish Folk Tales' by Qefferson 65. 'Tale Of Four Cities' by Anonymous 16. 'Cryptic Traps' by Jer 66. 'The Myths Of The Pox-Ridden Hill' by Let 17. 'Monstrous Tragedies' by O'marin 67. 'Ocean Predicaments' by Jayard 18. 'Fashion Accidents' by Soilane 68. 'Beautiful Tortures' by Gerill 19. 'Fantastic Jewels' by Admilla 69. 'Doomsday Witticisms' by Brilise 20. 'Eleven Great Conservatory Plans' 70. 'Handbook Of Fables' by Anonymous 21. 'The Agent That Roared' 71. 'Splintered Geese' by Ros 22. 'Month Of The Humanoid' by Parcy 72. 'All About Culture' by Rinionardo 23. 'Natural Musings' by Ay 73. 'Battle of the Mud-Biscuits' by Tho 24. 'The Elf, The Sorcerer, And The Hickory Chest' 74. 'Logbook Of THE 'Daring Clam'' by Do 25. 'Razor-Edged Mythology' by Rorla 75. 'Of Grandchildren And Nooses' by Larji 26. 'Gnomish Slaves' by Udela 76. 'Life Among The Skeletons' by Aw 27. 'Enchanted Trek' by Furt 77. 'Ailments Of The Haunted Hells' 28. 'The Notes Of The Fallen Cliffs' by Myl 78. 'All About Poisons' by Fariko 29. 'Fey-Aberration Crossbreeds' 79. 'Deadly Verses' by Uc 30. 'The Soup Kitchen, The Halfling And TheSample Cat' file80. 'I Sleep In A Belfry' by Bristam 31. 'A Mustard Green Grows In Hillyard' 81. 'Serpent Mages' by Hetta 32. 'Rare Booze' by Anonymous 82. 'Scribblings Of The Arcane Jungle' 33. 'Murderous Flora' by Yaro 83. 'Book Of Savage Religions' by Anonymous 34. 'The Cellar Murders' by Kin 84. 'Prayers Of The Gore-Covered Barony' by Cys 35. 'The Life Of A Squash' by Thostalle 85. 'Mishaps In Slimy Manor' by Me'lunsilme 36. 'I Was An Adult Snow Leopard' by Aule 86. 'The Overseers's Uncle' by Ca'mella 37. 'An Army Of Eighty-eight' by Octomis 87. 'Fighting Nieces' by Grudence 38. 'The Song Of The Water Elemental' by Jalde 88. 'The Northerly Farms' 39. 'Slings' by Aige 89. 'He Ate An Orange Ghast' by Philley 40. 'Mutiny On 'The Ruby Stroker'' by Alcy 90. 'Verses Of Hog Valley' by Sat 41. 'Wretched Fiction' by Jas 91. 'Humans' by Zilka 42. 'They Might Be Humans' by Aaquin 92. 'Unflinching Heroes' by Ylvin 43. 'The Songs Of The Marbled Lake' by Chastophe 93. 'The Museum Of The Western Kingdom' by Ern 44. 'A Cowpea Grows In Eyeball-land' by Zilla 94. 'The Ghoul-Mother's Club' by Solyeree 45. 'One Million Tales Of The Dwarves' by Ildus 95. 'Horse Drawings' by Hibila 46. 'Expensive Worlds' by Qum 96. 'Treatise On Vile Prayers' by Odamsun 47. 'The Dream Of The Patient Forest' 97. 'The History Of The Boiling Skull' by Cop 48. 'Tale Of Three Townships' by Jeshe 98. 'Puns Of The Pitch-Black Island' by Cen 49. 'Temple Myths' by Qabah 99. 'So You Want To Fool A Turtle' by Qowrance 50. 'Customary Faith' by Ay 100. 'Outsiders Who Hate Parasites' by Xherlyn 50 BOOKSELLER’S ITEMS Rather than raw book titles, this list gives a fuller description of each work and includes a price (in gold pieces). 1. mythic copy of 'Sir Dovic And The Caterpillar' (1000) 2. abridged edition of 'The Truth About Men And Hellcat Devils' by Cosabelle (9) 3. long lost work: 'Equine Elvenkind' by Jez (500) 4. ancient work: 'Notes On Temple Treasures' (20) 5. unique but uninteresting work: 'Bury Me With My Leathers On' (50) 6. mythic copy of 'Hideous Heraldry' by Che (1000) 7. a MAP [generate a map] (500) 8. long lost work: 'Anatomy Of The Litigation Trickster' by Ve'ua (500) 9. dog-eared copy of 'The Woman In The Red Banded Mail' by Gubbi (1) 10. dog-eared copy of 'Torturous Relics' by Top (1) 11. long lost work: 'Familiar Scandals' by Tomerus (500) 12. dog-eared copy of 'Booze Sausages' by Ey (1) 13. unique but uninteresting work: 'Tailor-made Mishaps' by Cytherlan (50) 14. long lost work: 'Romantic Temples' (500) 15. expensively bound copy of 'Bedtime Stories Of The Blasted Cesspits' by Idine (25) 16. undistinguished volume: 'Evil Morsels' by Coc (7) 17. spell scroll [generate and use real price] (10000) 18. expensively bound copy of 'Decorate Your Garden' by Narriz (25) 19. poorly translated copy of 'Fortune Telling' by Avon (5) 20. poorly translated copy of 'So You Want To Sing' by Calmolgy (5) 21. collector's copy of 'Secrets Of The Tavern Lovers' by Cleddo (100) 22. abridged edition of 'Cook And Eat Your Own Rogue' by Ytrice (9) 23. unique but uninteresting work: 'The Gift Of The Human' by Ay (50) 24. poorly translated copy of 'Ocean Poisons' by Mon (5) 25. classic work: 'How To Make Friends And Influence Woodcutters' (75) 26. tattered copy of 'The Elemental Years' by Mip (1) 27. undistinguished volume: 'Murderous Magnetism' by Tilenta (7) 28. classic work: 'A Zucchini Grows In PriSamplesonland' by Gla 'llfilevence (75) 29. popular volume: 'The Ecology Of Outsiders' by Anonymous (11) 30. worn copy of 'My Life Among The Black Rhinoceros' by Brelissa (3) 31. children's classic: 'Lightning Violet And The 6 Half-Orcs' by Xennestel (11) 32. abridged edition of 'To Think That I Ate It On Quince Street' by Fed (9) 33. dog-eared copy of 'The Goblin-singer’s Club' by Bra (1) 34. ancient work: 'Simian Lovers' by Dacilie (20) 35. poorly translated copy of 'Sonnets Of The Accursed Civilization' (5) 36. classic volume: 'Time Of The Hippogriffs' by Num (75) 37. ancient work: 'The Furniture Murders' by Rof (700) 38. mint condition copy of 'The Tax Assessor's Teeth' (15) 39. children's classic: 'The Secret Ways Of Chainmail' by Iustache (11) 40. popular volume: 'Death Of A Barkeep' by Nos (11) 41. ancient work: 'To Kill A Commoner' by Hosyma (700) 42. long lost work: 'Dread Skeletons' (500) 43. expensively bound copy of 'How To Make Heavy Steel Shields' (25) 44. collector's copy of 'One Good Crop by Jal (100) 45. tattered copy of 'Expensive Sausages' by Dummonds (1) 46. mythic copy of 'Mutiny On The 'Surging Daughter'' (1000) 47. classic work: 'Profane Heraldry' by Weffie (75) 48. unique but uninteresting work: 'Goblin Slaves' by Cha (50) 49. poorly translated copy of 'Unflinching Chaos' by Lij (5) 50. classic volume: 'Fantastic Familiars' by Wiretha (75) OPEN GAME LICENSE Version 1.0a 9. 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