The Pratchett Quote File v6.0 The Pratchett Quote File or PQF is a collection of one-liners, catchphrases, general quotes, pieces of dialogue, and running gags, all culled from Terry Pratchett's novels and other writings (including his Usenet articles). The PQF was started years ago by Leo Breebaart on the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.pratchett, and is now being maintained by Kimberley Verburg <[email protected]>. New quote submissions are always welcome. The PQF can also be viewed on-line, or downloaded as a text file from the Terry Pratchett Archives, at http://www.lspace.org. Contents Discworld Quotes................................................................................................................................................................3 The Colour Of Magic...........................................................................................................................................................................................3 The Light Fantastic..............................................................................................................................................................................................3 Equal Rites................................................................................................................................................................................................................5 Mort...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................6 Sourcery......................................................................................................................................................................................................................8 Wyrd Sisters.............................................................................................................................................................................................................9 Pyramids.................................................................................................................................................................................................................10 Guards! Guards!..................................................................................................................................................................................................11 Eric..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................13 Moving Pictures..................................................................................................................................................................................................15 Reaper Man...........................................................................................................................................................................................................20 Witches Abroad..................................................................................................................................................................................................21 Small Gods.............................................................................................................................................................................................................23 Lords And Ladies...............................................................................................................................................................................................27 Men At Arms........................................................................................................................................................................................................30 Soul Music.............................................................................................................................................................................................................32 Interesting Times...............................................................................................................................................................................................33 Maskerade..............................................................................................................................................................................................................34 Feet Of Clay...........................................................................................................................................................................................................36 Hogfather................................................................................................................................................................................................................38 Jingo...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................39 The Last Continent............................................................................................................................................................................................40 Carpe Jugulum....................................................................................................................................................................................................41 The Fifth Elephant.............................................................................................................................................................................................43 The Truth.................................................................................................................................................................................................................44 Thief Of Time........................................................................................................................................................................................................45 The Last Hero........................................................................................................................................................................................................45 The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents.....................................................................................................................46 Night Watch..........................................................................................................................................................................................................46 The Wee Free Men............................................................................................................................................................................................46 Non-Discworld Quotes..................................................................................................................................................47 Good Omens.........................................................................................................................................................................................................48 Strata..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................53 The Dark Side Of The Sun............................................................................................................................................................................53 Truckers...................................................................................................................................................................................................................53 Diggers......................................................................................................................................................................................................................54 Wings.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................54 Only You Can Save Mankind.....................................................................................................................................................................57 Johnny And The Dead....................................................................................................................................................................................58 Johnny And The Bomb..................................................................................................................................................................................59 The Carpet People.............................................................................................................................................................................................59 The Unadulterated Cat...................................................................................................................................................................................60