TONIGHT IN 2 Chris Kaufman D 6-2 200 2 Gary Gladue D 6-1 193 3 Andrew Thomas D 6-2 220 5 Patrick Coulombe D 5-9 178 6 Jay Langager D 6-1 215 7 Adam Taylor C 6-1 200 7 Scott Balan D 6-3 205 8 Jordie Benn D 6-1 185 8 Sean Hurley D 6-3 225 10 Brady Leavold RW 5-11 205 9 Andrew Ianiero LW 6-0 201 12 Scott Howes LW 5-11 190 10 Matt Pope F 6-1 200 13 Sean O’Connor RW 6-2 220 11 Bruce Graham C 6-6 235 14 Chris St. Jacques C 5-9 190 12 Brett Pilkington F 6-0 200 16 Wes Goldie RW 6-1 200 14 Tylor Michel F 5-10 192 18 Dan Gendur RW 5-11 195 15 Dave Bonk C 5-10 185 19 Olivier Labelle RW 6-0 200 18 Jason Bailey F 6-1 210 21 Aaron Brocklehurst D 5-11 194 19 Mark Derlago LW 5-11 197 23 Travis Ramsey D 6-4 225 20 Danny LaPointe C 6-1 200 25 Shaun Landolt C 6-1 210 22 Liam Huculak RW 6-5 220 26 Curtis Billsten RW 6-3 220 23 Donny Grover D 6-1 205 27 Darryl Lloyd LW 5-10 194 24 Bobby Bolt F 6-3 219 28 Tim Wedderburn D 6-2 215 25 Ryan Mahrle D 5-11 175 30 Todd Ford G 6-4 195 29 Jerad Kaufmann G 6-3 190 44 Matt Kelly D 6-2 195 32 Mike Wirll F 5-10 206 60 Julien Ellis G 6-0 177 36 Tom Morrow D 6-7 220 64 Olivier Filion C 5-10 195 41 Dave McKee G 6-1 187 44 Yutaka Fukufuji G 6-1 186 Head Coach - Marty Raymond Asst. Coach - Mark Pederson Head Coach - Mark Morrison TEAM LEADERS TEAM LEADERS GOALS ASSISTS SAVE % GOALS ASSISTS SAVE % 30 48 .905 47 39 .917 POPE BONK FUKUFUJI GOLDIE FILION FORD Gags, Jokes & Pranks Anyone that has listened to the Bakersfi eld Marriott Community Spotlight during the second intermission knows that I am a proponent of shenanigans. As such, I was delighted when I was in the locker room last week and I saw Donny Grover with a mischievous smile on his face as he cut the laces on Tylor Michel’s skates, while Michel was taking a shower. What a random act of senseless hilarity. I spoke with a few of the players about some of the pranks they have been involved in. Jay Lan- gager sat back and smiled as he recalled two jokes played on a teammate in Johnstown. “There was a guy on the team that used a wood stick. Now at the bottom of the stick there’s this sticker that goes all the way around. Anyway, one day before practice we peeled back the stickers and cut through most of the wood then replaced the stickers. So, he gets out there and takes his fi rst slapshot and breaks the stick. He thought that was odd, cause he rarely broke sticks, so he grabs his second stick and we riffl ed in a pass and he’s stick just explodes. He looked around slightly confused and grabbed his last stick and after just 30 seconds or so he hits a slapshot and it breaks too. By that point we were just dying, of course after that he didn’t have a twig, but the confu- sion on his face was priceless.” “Then, this was to a different guy, we fi lled out an application for him to be on the TV show the bachelorette. He actually got a phone call from one of the producers wanting an interview. It was classic.” While sitting down with Mike Wirll, he said, “I don’t know why, but not too long ago we took all of Pope’s stuff and duct taped it. His shirts, shorts everything, we rolled the up into balls then wrapped em up with tons of duct tape. We then put it all at center ice, so he had to walk out onto the ice to get it.” Tylor Michel has seen and taken part of a few good gags. “One classic one is to take a guy’s stick and fi ll the shaft with water, then put the blade back on. When he comes out to practice the stick is heavier and with the water sloshing around in there it makes it diffi cult to puck handle.” “Another one that can be dangerous is put tape on the bottom of a guy’s skates, so the minute he steps out onto the ice he’ll take a nasty spill. I wouldn’t recommend it if he doesn’t walk out with his helmet on.” With April Fools’ Day only a few days away, hopefully this inspires you out there to think of a prank or two for your co-workers. Remember nothing brings a team together like a good joke at another’s expense. CONDORS STATS as of 03.23.09 Name GP G A PTS +/- PIM PPG SHG Pt/G PIMPG 15 Dave Bonk C 55 28 48 76 -4 57 12 0 1.38 1.04 19 Mark Derlago LW 44 29 39 68 6 32 12 0 1.55 0.73 27 Chad Painchaud RW 57 20 44 64 -7 46 4 2 1.12 0.81 10 Matt Pope F 54 30 33 63 -4 72 13 3 1.17 1.33 32 Mike Wirll (total) RW 52 21 34 55 -11 42 5 2 1.06 0.81 9 Andrew Ianiero F 67 20 32 52 -7 50 6 1 0.78 0.75 11 Bruce Graham (total) C 67 22 22 44 -13 59 9 0 0.66 0.88 20 Danny LaPointe (total) C 62 13 17 30 3 63 4 3 0.48 1.02 12 Brett Pilkington (total) C 44 9 21 30 -13 12 2 0 0.68 0.27 23 Donny Grover (total) D 63 4 24 28 6 75 2 0 0.44 1.19 25 Ryan Mahrle (total) D 62 4 21 25 4 36 2 1 0.4 0.58 * 14 Tylor Michel F 59 7 15 22 -5 56 1 0 0.37 0.95 * 2 Chris Kaufman D 44 4 8 12 -2 30 1 0 0.27 0.68 22 Liam Huculak RW 46 4 6 10 -14 149 0 0 0.22 3.24 * 8 Sean Hurley D 44 1 8 9 -12 30 0 0 0.2 0.68 6 Jay Langager D 26 2 6 8 -5 18 2 0 0.31 0.69 7 Scott Balan D 55 1 7 8 -14 90 0 0 0.15 1.64 * 36 Tom Morrow D 61 0 6 6 -8 70 0 0 0.1 1.15 * 18 Jason Bailey RW 31 0 1 1 -9 44 0 0 0.03 1.42 41 Dave McKee G 28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 44 Yutaka Fukufuji G 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Name GP Mins GA Shutouts Avg. W L OTL SOL SA SVS % 44 Yutaka Fukufuji 31 1577 85 0 3.23 15 11 1 0 891 806 0.905 41 Dave McKee 28 1501 95 0 3.8 9 12 1 3 784 689 0.879 VICTORIA SALMON KINGS as of 03.23.09 Name GP G A PTS +/- PIM PPG SHG Pt/G PIMPG 16 Wes Goldie RW 68 47 18 65 -3 60 17 6 0.96 0.88 14 Chris St. Jacques C 66 17 36 53 10 34 8 0 0.8 0.52 64 Olivier Filion C 65 12 39 51 -9 85 8 0 0.78 1.31 44 Matt Kelly D 60 9 33 42 5 91 3 0 0.7 1.52 4 Dylan Yeo D 48 10 30 40 17 24 5 1 0.83 0.5 * 26 Curtis Billsten (total) RW 61 11 28 39 19 30 2 1 0.64 0.49 * 18 Dan Gendur RW 49 9 28 37 -1 95 3 0 0.76 1.94 27 Darryl Lloyd LW 68 14 17 31 5 133 2 1 0.46 1.96 19 Olivier Labelle RW 52 15 15 30 -3 110 4 0 0.58 2.12 25 Shaun Landolt C 63 11 19 30 -3 42 3 2 0.48 0.67 *21 Aaron Brocklehurst (total) D 56 6 21 27 -11 42 4 0 0.48 0.75 13 Sean D. O'Connor RW 57 18 8 26 -1 68 4 1 0.46 1.19 2 Gary Gladue D 53 0 19 19 11 12 0 0 0.36 0.23 5 Patrick Coulombe D 52 4 14 18 18 34 1 0 0.35 0.65 * 12 Scott Howes LW 35 6 11 17 5 15 1 0 0.49 0.43 28 Tim Wedderburn D 66 2 15 17 10 44 0 0 0.26 0.67 7 Adam Taylor C 24 9 5 14 0 2 1 1 0.58 0.08 * 8 Jordie Benn D 53 1 11 12 -6 26 0 0 0.23 0.49 * 10 Brady Leavold RW 27 7 2 9 2 45 1 1 0.33 1.67 60 Julien Ellis G 21 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0.05 0 30 Todd Ford G 33 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0.03 0 Name GP Mins GA Shutouts Avg.