1 ROBOT WAR Robot

1 ROBOT WAR Robot

1 CONTINUE Y N A USER S GUIDE ROBOT WAR robOTA USER SWAR GUIDE ROBOT WAR A USER S GUIDE CONTINUE Y N CONTINUE Y N 2 61 Ironhide 53 - The Quintessence of Hate Part Two 45 - Navigation 41 - 5,000 Piece Puzzle 38 - Case Study 36 - The Ultimate (Verbal) Battle 32 - The Examiner 20 - Ruined Empire Part Two 16 - A Better World 12 - How To Become A Living God. 4 - The Quintessence of Hate Part One 3 - Ironhide CONTRIBUTORS: Richard Ahern, Philip Ayres, Garry Bodsworth, ROBOT WAR: A USER’S GUIDE was produced for Auto Andrew Borkett, Ralph Burns, Matt Dallas, Nicholas Assembly 2nd August 2008 by Transmasters UK Davidson, Martin McVay, Gavin Spence, Mark Stevenson, Graham Thomson, Karl Thurgood & Andrew No profit was made from the publication of this magazine. Turnbull No part of this magazine may be reprinted without prior Photographs courtesy of Nicholas Davidson & Graham written permission of the authors. Thomson. Screen Captures courtesy of Martin McVay. All text and illustrations © 2008 individual authors. All With thanks to Nick, Karl, Andy, Ralph, Richard & Andy copyrights and trademarks are recognised. The Transform- for Proof Reading and editing (So if you see any ers® and related characters and the distinctive likenesses thereof are copyright Hasbro inc. manufactured under license mistakes - blame them! from Takara Tomy. Publication and Cover Design by Turn and Burn “A LL HANDS: 80 VORNS TO ORBIT. MAKE READY FOR DEPLOYMENT IN 82 VORNS.” 3 DO NOT OPERATE THIS DEVICE HNNH! IN THE FOLLOWING AREAS SLOW. ALPHA CENTAURI QUANTUM SINGULARITIES BREACHES IN SPACETIME ABOVE 12 RELATIVE SECONDS OREGON EARTH PLANETARY STARDRIVE SYSTEMS 100 METRES PROXIMITY OF AUTOBOT HIGH COMMAND MR IRONHIDE THANK YOU FOR SEARCHING AUTOBOT COMMUNICUBE RECORDS COPYRIGHT WHEELJACK PERCEPTOR INDUSTRIES 3000 RUN DATA. 332M FILES FOUND SUBJECT THE GREAT CYBERTRONIAN WARS COMMENCE PLAYBACK Y N 4 MY NAME IS SEVAX, IT IS FITTING ON THIS DAY APPARATCHIX OF THAT MY MIND WANDERS BACK QUINTESSA. FIVE YEARS, TO REMEMBER HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO WINNING OUR WORLD BACK AND ENSURING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE MONGREL TRANSFORMER RACE. MY VERY SKIN RANKLED HEARING THOSE CREATURES SPEAK THEIR ILLEGITIMATE VERSION OF OUR LANGUAGE. I RESTRAINED MYSELF; BETTER THAT JOLUP AND HIS AIDE DID NOT KNOW THAT MY CONSCIOUSNESS INHABITED ONE OF THEIR GUARDS. IT WAS CHILD'S PLAY TO ENSURE THOSE PITIFUL UPSTARTS FELL FOR JOLUP'S WAFER-THIN TISSUE OF LIES. WITHIN CYCLES THEY WOULD BEGIN THEIR ASSAULT ON THE OTHER HALF OF THEIR PITIFUL BREED, LEAVING OUR WAY CLEAR. WE WOULD RETAKE OUR HOME. HOW WRONG WE WERE. WE WERE TOO QUICK TO DISMISS THEIR ABILITIES, TOO QUICK TO BELIEVE THAT THOSE PRIMITIVES DID NOT POSE A THREAT. ” I AM IN ERROR. WE WERE NOT WRONG. I WAS. I'M JUST SAYING HE MADE THE YOU WOULD RIGHT CALL. POSSESSED OR SAY THAT. WE SHOULD5 NOT THEY WERE ENEMIES. HAVE TRIED TO AVOID KILLING THE JUNKIONS*. * SEE LEGACY OF UNICRON BAD CALL IN A BAD SITUATION. NO RIGHT ANSWER. I'M JUST SAYING THE KID WAS COOL BEFORE HE BECAME PRIME. HOT ROD WAS OKAY. MAYBE. NOW HE LURCH FROM MISTAKE TO MISTAKE TRYING TO BE OPTIMUS. WE HAVE AN AUTOBOT HE NOT FIND HIS OWN SHUTTLECRAFT ON A VECTOR WAY SOON, HE IN DANGER OF TOWARDS EARTH, LORD SEVAX. DOOMING US ALL. 6 MATCH THEIR COURSE AND STAY AND JAM ALL FREQUENCIES. I JUST OUT OF SENSOR RANGE. DON'T WANT AUTOBOT CITY BEING HAVE THREE SQUADRONS OF SIGNALLED AHEAD OF GHYRIK'S TRIDENT FIGHTERS DEPLOY - ATTACK. WE'LL WIPE THEM OUT BEFORE NO SENSE IN WASTING ANY THEY GET A CHANCE TO WARN EARTH! MORE ON JUST ONE SHUTTLE. “IT TOOK LESS THAN TWO MINUTES TO MAKE THE NECESSARY ARRANGEMENTS. I COULD ALMOST LAUGH ABOUT IT.” WE'RE REALLY? WOULD NEVER GUESS. 7 UNDER ATTACK! FROM WHO, GENIUS? NEVER SEEN THE FIGHTERS BEFORE, BUT THE LARGER SHIP LOOKS SIMILAR TO THAT SCREWY SHIP FROM QUINTESSON WE “BORROWED” A FEW YEARS BACK. BIT HOPEFUL TO ASSUME THEY JUST WANT IT BACK? WELL, I CAN'T RAISE AC. WE'RE ON OUR OWN AS USUAL. SUITS ME JUST FINE. I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN OUTMANOEUVRE THEM UNTIL WE GET INTO EARTH SPACE. 8 UH, I THINK THAT MIGHT BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU THINK… ALL SHARKTICONS: MAKE CONTACT WITH THE WELL, WHAT YOU WAITING SHIP AND INFLICT AS MUCH DAMAGE AS FOR? THEY LAND ON SHIP, POSSIBLE! TARGET FUEL LINES AND ENGINES! THEY MUNCH METAL AND WE END UP DEAD. GUESS YOU FINALLY GET NNNNNNN! AN UPGRADE FROM CO-PILOT. ONLY TOOK A FEW MILLION YEARS! NOT YOU, SLAG. YOU TAKE CONTROLS. SWOOP CAN FLY IN DINO-MODE. MUCH MORE USEFUL IN SPACE THAN FLAMETHROWER. 9 SIR, OUR TROOPS ARE NO 10WE'RE TAKING TOO LONG. MATCH FOR THESE CREATURES! SLAG CAN’T AVOID THOSE FIGHTERS FOREVER! SHARKTICONS WORK BEST IN GREATER NUMBERS. LAUNCH ANOTHER PLATOON. BUT SURELY-- DO NOT QUESTION MY ORDERS, OR YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF LEADING THE NEXT WAVE! STOP TALKING, KEEP FIGHTING! QUICKER THEY BEATEN, QUICKER YOU CAN FLY SHUTTLE. NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING BUT THERE ARE MORE OF THESE SHARKTICONS HEADING OUR WAY! AND YOU ARE CERTAIN THAT THEY DID NOT GET ANY MESSAGES OUT?11 NO TRANSMISSIONS WERE DETECTED AT ALL. ON SECOND THOUGHTS, BELAY THAT ORDER. EXCELLENT. INFORM GENERAL GHYRIK WE WILL DESPATCH A SINGLE CLEAN-UP UNIT. THAT BE DELAYED IN JOINING HIS GROUP AS WE WILL BE MORE THAN SUFFICIENT TO DEAL WILL DIVERT TO ENSURE THAT THEY ARE DEAD. WITH THEM. THE REMAINDER WILL JOIN GHYRIK'S BATTLE GROUP. “PRIDE MOTIVATED ME. SO CONVINCED OF AS YOU COMMAND, OUR SUPERIORITY I TOOK A SCALPEL INTO LORD SEVAX. BATTLE WHERE A HAMMER WAS OF GREATER USE.” “IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN THEN JUST HOW THE BATTLE WOULD TURN OUT…” “I CURSE MYSELF NOW AS I RELIVE THE DECISION.” continued on page fifty tw0 12 Recording begins One factor I forgot to include in my strategic withdrawal from Unicron’s crumbling The Time Jump Trigger Device was form was that the TJTD uses the target’s not originally conceived as a method of velocity relative to Cybertron’s surface when time travel. It was first called a Dimensional calculating exit velocity on the target planet. Equivalometric Alter-phase Transit Hub and At the time I did not consider the direction or disturbing acronym aside was once a viable speed of Unicron’s left thigh when I activated alternative to the Space Bridge as a low power the device, but realized that I should have means of covering interstellar distances. The when I hit the stratosphere of 1987 Earth at project was eventually shelved by Straxus in somewhere near mach 12. Despite some initial a rare moment of common sense, since the disorientation upon landing I found myself to mass substitution element would render it be essentially unharmed. Another reminder impractical in, say, delivering reinforcements of Unicron’s incredible power that only to a combat situation where the device would strengthened my conviction to do what must have a 50% chance of leaving Decepticon be done. forces no better off. Since the device drew its Most worlds occupied by intelligent life power from interactions at the dimensional – even organics, to my surprise - are aware of a phase change, it was never turned off! That a realm of ‘gods’ outwith our own, and a few of machine capable of siphoning large amounts the better developed ones understand that more of energy effectively from empty space than death is required to enter it. Theological was never considered in any other context traditions almost always encourage followers reminds us that it was built under the Straxian not to ask how the gods got there, and one can administration. hardly blame the gods for keeping such facts The capacity of the TJTD to move a secret so as not to be overwhelmed by their Cybertronian to any point across its own active own followers. timeline as well as anywhere in it’s Local Whichever historians discover this Group with a remarkable level of accuracy was recording should understand that I do not seek not discovered until early in 2004, Earth local the realm of the gods because I have run out time. My initial plan to use the TJTD to destroy of challenging things to kill in this universe. the Ark’s crew before they were reactivated No. I do not plan to attack or usurp the gods was foiled by the device’s age. Further plans or commit any other ludicrous acts of self- to assassinate key Autobots in the past (and aggrandizement. In fact, I wish to spend perhaps remove a few more from the war as little time among them as is necessary to effort via mass substitution) were stymied by accomplish my goal, which is the same as it one of the technicians forwarding a complete has always been: victory for the Decepticons. set of schematics to our enemies, leading to a My intention is to follow in the footsteps renewed stalemate and the execution of every of Unicron - to ascend to godhood and then Decepticon who had access to the time jump return to the physical universe as a being of experiments outside of myself, Ravage and near-limitless power. I shall become… a living Shockwave. It was the only way to be sure, god. and since I alone had knowledge of and access Somehow. to Mindscrew’s recall module (his execution Thanks to the TJTD I have plenty of was a great loss to the Decepticon Physicist time, so to speak, to divine the method of Corps) I found myself in unique possession of my ascension.

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