. · . · THE G R EEN E . ....!, .,. � "" LA. NORMAL vs TULANE Saturday, Tulane Stadium . November 2 3, 1 93 5 Price 25c Antoine's DUNL�i\FJ Restaurant SPORTING GOODS CO., INC . • • Antoine's is the place "par excellence'' ATHLETIC SUPPLIES f the because the e is alu•ays or gourmet, r GOLF TENNIS sometlu"ng new for the refined senses. SPORT CLOTHING AMMUNITION When you go to A 11 toine' s, it is to give GUNS your palate an undisturbed treat . FISHING TACKLE • • Roy L. Alciatore, D1 STR 1 BUTO RS Pt·oprieior A. ]. REACH, WRIGHT & DITSON CO. 71 � St. Louis Street 138 Carondelet Street. MAin 666o THE PROOF OF ARNAUD'S GOOD ICE CREAM •• 1S IN THE EATING Cuisine Delicieuse •• Many Specialti es, Foreign and Creole, With the Supreme MADE BY NEW ORLEANS ICE CREAM CO. Flavor Distinctive of New Orleans. •• 811-813-�19 BIENVILLE ST. SOLD EVERYWHERE Near Bourbon T()Jr[\N 13 L-A· f\IOPM L 0 highest caliber football seen anywhere �be (Sreenie in Dixie. Vol. 5 NOVEMBER 23, 1935 No.8 , If you are the sort of person who· Official Souvenir Football Program of Tulane lik'es a bit of proof along with such as­ University, Published for Each Home Game sertions, �e""\:re prepared to give you exactly th�t�"" CONTENTS The Green Wave in 1929 was South­ Editorials . 3 ern Conference champion. The Wave Tulane Pictures . 4 of 1930 was co-champion with Ala­ The Gridiron Roundup . 5 "Time Out" (jokes) . 6 bama. The Greenies of 1931 were . Southern Conference champions, the ''Under the Baker'' . 9 Some All-Time Football Records . IO Rose Bowl representatives of the East1 · The Line-ups . I 2-13 and runner-up to Southern California' Football Penalties . 15 for the mythical national title. The Rosters . 16 .. .. Alma Mater (song) 17 Louisiana State University in 19321 Tulane Pictures . 18 was co-champion with Tennessee in the Tulane Pictures . 19 newly organized Southeastern Confer­ "Fan Fair and Trumpets" (feature) 20 Ticket Data . 2 I ence. Then, in 1934, Tulane was co­ "Roll On, Tulane" (song). 22 champion with Alabama and Sugar Bowl champion in the inaugural of that classic. NEXT SATURDAY What about the year 1933? you may Next Saturday isn't just another Sat­ ask. urday on the calendar. Not in Louisi­ We concede that in 1933 neither T u­ ana, at least. It isn't just November 30, lane nor L. S. U. were left with any title either! claims but if you saw the great 7 to 7 It's the day that Louisiana looks for­ draw played between the two old rivals ward to from one year to the next-the you can't doubt but that the Tiger and traditional Tulane-Louisiana State foot­ Wave teams that day were probably as ball game. good as any teams in American foot­ ball. The two old rivals always furnish enough thrills to send the great throng It is the humble opm10n of this fan home in an uproar, regardless of the that the Tulane and L. S. U. teams that W-Inner. day were probably the two best teams, It might be well to point out some­ taken as a whole and considering the thing that hasn't been mentioned but strength of both, that ever played it out which is deserving of recognition al­ in the long duel which dates back to though we must be excused if we seem 1893. slightly boastful. Maybe last year's teams were better Tulane and Louisiana State since but if so the shade of superiority over 1928 have alternately produced the the two teams in 1933 was slim. 3 THE GRIDIRON ROUNDUP The Editor pinch hit today for Colonel GEORGIA TECH - FLORIDA -Maybe David Dabster Dingelhoffer, who was ex­ you would like to figure this one out for cused to go cat-fishing. The Colonel throws yourself. We are perfectly agreeable to that back everything but catfish. On a Florida procedure. Yet, since we have mentioned it, trip a year ago he reported the catch "no we feel that we must say something. A flip good." of a borrowed coin and it' s Georgia Tech by "I didn't get a thing but pompano," he an ant's whiskers. told us on his return. "Durndest luck I ever CENTENARY-M ISSISSIPPI-Here's an­ had!" other one that is keeping the directly inter­ When we explained to the old gentleman ested coaches awake nights. Ole Miss gets that pompano were choice fish, he gave us a fleeting glance in this one. a knowing grin and said: "Ah, quit your kiddin'. So are tarpons YALE - HARV ARD-"Boola, Boola" is and stingarees.'' a very snappy song. Harvard is the oldest You can't josh the Colonel. No sir-ree. institution of learning in America for men. The clippings of the nineteenth century Anyway, the Colonel has gone cat­ won't help a bit and those of the current fishin'. season don't give much more of an inkling So we promised the old boy that we on this one. Yale won, 14 to 0, last year. would make his selections for him this week The Elis get the call on a slightly more im­ and that our score wouldn't count for or pressive record for 1935 plus the carry-over against him. In other words, just forget our material from the team which beat the selections. Crimson last fall. Here they are: DARTMOUTH - PRINCETON-"What D U K E - U. C. S T A T E-Duke Uni­ a game, whatta game!" the radio announc­ versity until ten years ago was just Trinity ers will say today. And they're not kidding College, a little college with a lot of rich us. traditions. Mr. James B. Duke, of the power Two of the nation's seven unbeaten and and tobacco millions, told the trustees that untied teams are out there in Palmer Sta­ he would give plenty millions there if they dium battling it out. would change the name of it to "Duke Uni­ versity." They did and now they have the The Tigers won from the Indians, 38 to millions and the traditions both. Their 13, last fall. The records this fall are about smartness didn't end there. They secured even. So it's Princeton! Mr. Wallace Wade as head football coach, which was real good quarterbacking. The COLGATE- RUTGERS- Thank you, Dukes of Durham in this one. fellows, for scheduling this one. At least, we can pick one winner. The Red Raiders. ·MARYLAND - GEORGETOWN - The Yo! ho! University of Maryland is located at Col­ lege Park, Md., which is really a suburb of TEMPLE - VILLANOVA-And another Washington, D. C., being located but six one! Gee! Temple's Owls here. miles out of the national capital. George­ town is located in the City of Washington NOTRE DAME-SOUTHERN CAL-The proper. So the bus' ride won't wear the buggy ride won't help the greatly improved Georgetown Hilltoppers out. Still, we like Trojans. Notre Dame will enjoy being "Maryland, My Maryland." home for a week. The Irish by a nod. AUBURN - GEORGIA - Auburn and MINNESOTA - WISCONSIN-The Go­ Georgia have been playing football regu­ phers to tack up another one. larly since 1892. They have been playing at T. C. U. - RICE-The Owls want this Columbus, Ga., for years and years. The one bad. They recall how the Frogs Plainsmen made it known in September that knocked 'em out of the Bowl chances last they were most anxious to win two partic­ fall. C. has the Bowl fever this time. ular games this fall, namely Tulane and T. U. Our hunch is Rice. Georgia. They did very well against Tu­ lane. We take 'em to do about the same to No wonder the Colonel wanted to go cat­ Georgia. fishing today! 5 l'IME OUT Mrs. Jones: "Has Herbert's college education Boob: "How is your insomnia?" been of any value?" Simp: "Worse; can't even sleep when it's time Mrs. Smith: "Oh, yes; it cured his mother of to get up." bragging about him." ••• ••• "I suppose you always let your wife have the Boob: ''Have you got an old toothbrush I can last word?'' have for my typewriter?" "Yes, and I'm mighty glad when she gets to it." Simp: "Why don't you pay the girl enough so ••• she can buy a new one?., May: "The ostrich doesn't see much and it will ••• digest anything." The best way for a woman to keep her birthday Nellie: "What an ideal husband." is to keep it quiet. • •• ••• Judge: "You say your horn wouldn't work; then Little Willie, yawning, said, why didn't you slow down instead of running over "There's a fly on papa's head!" this woman?'' Mother said, "Behind the door Motorist (after a pause): "That's one on me, I think you'll find a two-by-four." judge; I never thought of that." ••• ••• "I wouldn't put anything past a woman," says Jake: "What's the best way to learn gambling?" the Rt. Rev. Mr. Wiley, "except a dress shop." Tom: "Bet by bet, my boy." TULANE FOOTBALL SCHEDULE Tulane 44; V. M. I. 0. Tulane 0; Auburn 10. Tula.ne 19; Florida 7. Tulane 0; Minnesota 20. Tulane 33; Sewanee 0. Tulane 14; Colgate 6. Tulane 13; Georgia 26. Tulane 20; Kentucky 13. Nov. 23-Louisiana Normal at New Orleans. Nov. 30-L. S. U. at New Orleans. A homely girl IS one who usually stays home Husbands are never born; they are always made and helps mother.