Auckland University Students Association, Incorporated FREE VOL. 60, NO. 8: 14 APRIL 1986 Rebel Tour to S.A. on ! Umtata (Transkei) — Reuter/Craccum. A "rebel" tour to the apartheid-ridden Boer empire in southern Africa by the inappropriately-named A ll Blacks, New Zealand's national rugby team, will take place, and the team departed from N.Z. yesterday, announced the Puppet President of Transkei. The footballers' visit to Africa is expected to provide much-needed legitimation to the minority Boer regime which controls the southern part of the continent by military oppression and a nuclear-armed airforce. The 30-odd players are expected to each receive about NZ$500,000 for their efforts in backing the regime in this way, although a spokesperson for the NZRU in Wellington, Mr Ces Blazey, declined to either confirm or deny this figure. A Quadrilateral Award for Beret Recovered ! The NZRU is expected to face contempt of court charges Buzz - see Page 5. Dieppe, (France), Reuter. as the players who have gone, while they may not wear the — The DGSE while on an official A ll Blacks uniform, are nevertheless substantially the underwater training mission same as the team named for the abortive tour that was off the coast of Honshu has WE CAN MAKE IT ! recovered a suspicious cancelled by the High Court last year. The Inland Revenue beret with a nametag Dept, confirmed it will "closely monitor" the accounts of 'Graham Peter Jules those who travel to Africa. ELEMENTARY ... Watson' inside, announced the ex-Spokesperson for From Zambia, a spokesperson for the African National says WATSON Sabotage, Monsieur Hernu, Congress, which claims the support of the majority of the today. populace in the Boer empire, denounced the visit, which she President Mitterand has despatched a sealed French said will give further encouragement to the minority regime, Letter to return this beret to and dissuade them from peaceful change. "These Kiwis must Auckland. His personal expect violence against their persons", she declared, adding envoy. Monsieur Jean- Claude du Bois, who is that it was interesting to see how easily people deny then travelling Air France principles and basic human rights when the Boers offer large Concorde, and will be met sums of gold. "Every man has his price, and we know exactly at Mangere by President Watson's personal envoys, what those traitors' prices are. Their bloodguilt shall be on Monsieur Steel & their own heads," she concluded. Madamoiselle Buzz. ★★★★★★★★★★★★ The Clown Fantasies Timothy Maidment Theatre Woon Tues 15th April 8pm "Voted Top Salons ; Public $8 students Mews and Ladies, illusionist, magician $6 Brought to you by A.U.S.A. 4 years running by lisney/and celebrates Walt Disney's birthday Metro readers DOWNTOWN* c it y 790-987 IT DO AD * CITY 734-232 10RNE STREET • CITY 390-689 THE CLASSIC! CANALETTO Q ,. Michael M. Mouset EXHIBITION AT THE ELEMENTARY WATSON TAKAPUNA Vlli-AGE AUCKLAND ART GALLERY 1A 493-132 - STOP PRESS - I SPECIAL GENERAL MEETING tfim fNrviscduHtsl Notice is hereby given that a Special General Meeting of the Association will be (Mon-Wed Only) CRACCUM held in the Main Hall of the Recreation Centre on 24.4.86, (this date yet to be MUSIC 1 $7 off $5 off HO off $5 off confirmed by the Recreation Centre), to consider the following motion: I lad ies c u t MENS CUT PERM HENNA COMB ON SEMI­ l-S IG H T . S BLOW WAVE & BLOW WAVE OR HIGHLIGHTS PERMANENT COLOURS SPORTS THAT the Association has no confidence in Peter Boys as the Editor of CR ACCU M. CUT OUT THIS ADVERT A N D PRESENT TO OBTAIN DISCOUNT R ELIG IO N Pilar Alba, SECRETARY. 2 CRACCUM 14 APRIL 1986__________________ THE UNIVERSITY Travel BOOKSHOP HAS A WIDE CRACCUM HOURS OF OPERATION South Pacific Islands offer the NOT/CLS MONDAY TO THURSDAY: OPEN 11am to {SETTER SELECTION OF 4pm ideal places for a relaxing holiday. F Public Meeting SCIENCE-FICTION BOOKS FRIDAY CLOSED. Many are still unspoilt and notvjURSAR ON DISPLAY AT THE CRACCUM COMES OUT ON CAMPUS overrun by tourists, such as Tonga, _. , The Philippines after Marcos. Face EACH MONDAY Samoa, Nuie, Vanuatu and the /V DEADLINES: ADVERTISING MONDAY )TUUt CAMPUS BRANCH. Solomons. All have budget Lift or Fundamental Change? hear; 5pm week before issue. accommodation available and The New Etta Rosales from BAYAN - a coalition A.U. WINE SOCIETY EDITORIAL COPY: TUESDAY'S AT 12 of 1,000 mass based people's NOON transp o rt is easy - as th e locals do: (Students Associi organisations in the Philippines. IF OFFICE CLOSED COPY CAN BE LEFT buses, taxis, ferry and cargo ships he Government AT THE STUD ASSOC RECEPTION, OR 7.30pm Thursday 17th Maclaurin Hall. Next Wine Society tasting b e tw e e n islands. O fte n buying a Rudents. Craccu THE CRACCUM PIGEON HOLE OR BOX All welcome. will be on Wednesday 16th AT RECEPTION GROUND FLOOR STUD package including airfares, meals Smith to bac April at 7.30pm in the Coffee ASSOC. and a c c o m m o d a tio n can be Research Officer CRACCUM PHONE 390-789 Ext 841 surprisingly cheap. Holland and Lou The 'People's Revolution' in the Lounge. We will be tasting a Philippines? Reality or Cosmetic? Hear EDITOR: PETER BOYS Diving in the Pacific is superb, of 1985engaged selection of Chardonnays - Etta Rosales from BAYAN - one of the Fiji, Vila and the Solomons have needs for 1986 i largest mass organisations in the unquestionably the greatest As of 9.4.86 the following application som e o f th e to p rated dive spots in money will we nt Philippines. Student Meeting Friday of dry white wines. The ha been received for the position of the world. Dive the W orld War Two university? Tl 18th 1pm B 15. speaker for the evening will A.V.P.: David Ward. w re c k s in th e S olo m o ns and Truk recommendatior be author and marketing Islands. T he Y asaw as and the week bursary f POETRY READINGS S om o S om o S traits in Fiji have 'This review -is manager for Babich Wines, THE EMPEROR'S VIEW COMET. For som e o f th e best w h ite deserted Holland.'We at Every Thursday in the quiet Mike Cooper. See our those interested in the Comet, we beaches and naturally beautiful group that has atmosphere of an historic Auckland campus noticeboard for thought we'd leave the wonder of this surroundings th a t can be found esearch data n Church Angels Mortals Serpents all further club details. article up to their imagination. a n yw h ere. M a n y o f the dive review of studen welcome. Programme: Guest Reader - operations in these places are IMPR0VEMEN1 open platform. Bring poems that you actu ally run by N e w Zealanders If the review MOZART ORCHESTRA FLICKS AT THE MAID would like to read: - your own - or w ho just didn't w an t to come back Govenrment, it Monday 21 April April 1.00pm others' everybody welcome. Place: 1A fro m paradise. nassive overs 'GREMLINS'. Admission $2.00. Ponsonby Rd, The Wooden Church The Mozart Orchestra has ousting student next to Outreach. Time: Every indings and rec a few vacancies for violin and LITTLE THEATRE Thursday 7.30-9.00pm ... prompt start ncreased studei viola players. The Orchestra COMING SOON $2 cover charge. Guest readers for FREE CLASSIFIED A D S. YES ITS students on ea comprises some 15-20 string Working Title presents April - April 3, Eugene O'Sullivan TRUE, CRACCUM OFFERS Y0U around the cou 'ACCIDENTAL PHANTASIES' - a NZ reading James K. Baxter. April 10 - players, and rehearses on FREE ADVERTISING FOR and improveme play first workshopped at the David Eggleton reading his own work. Wednesday evenings from STUDENTS BUYING, SELLING arch schem Maidment in 1984. Admission - Adults April 17 - lain Sharp and Elizabeth 7.30pm - 9.30pm in the Music JOBS AND ACCOMMODATION wmmer, and ! $7.50, Students $5.00. Bookings ONLY AND ONLY CRACCUM THE kwdisadvantaai Newton: signs and wonders. April 24 - Department (Primary Block Karl Stead reading his own work.™* Phone 602-160. CAMPOS NEWSPAPER KEEPS “' " s * project has been assisted by the Northeern Regional Arts B), of the Auckland College YOU UP TO DATE WEEKLY, t CATION M Council. of Education, Epsom. For CRACCUM ... THE VO ICE ON THE jh k rev further particulars please E.U. Events Coming Up CAMPUS. ThlS B A R N D A N C E ecommendatio phone either, Lyndsay iresented by Tues 15 April 1pm Functions Lounge, Saturday 19th April 1986, Te Unga Fenwich (Leader) 546-904 or Minister for Ec Christian variety meeting, and come Waka Marae Hall, cnr Manukau Road B F M LIVE M U S IC rshall on 28 Dr Nalden (Conductor) 602- along to find out what May Conference & Clyde Street, Epsom 7.30pm. Aarch 1986, Ri 224. is all about. Caller: Lynne Pointer. Live music: i 9 1 .8 B F M xess statement Fri 18 April 5pm (meet in quad) E.U. Devonport Village Band. All welcome. Becision that th and Student Life go iceskating. • First with the News. 8, Admission $5 - please bring a place. nake any real ir MUSIC AND MARKETING Mon 21 April 6.300m - 8.30pm HSB 2 Organised by: Auckland English 9am, 12,5 & 6pm. to any c Change the World, School of Prayer. Traditional Dance Club Inc. Phone • Magazine hour 6-7pm rogrammes. h A lecture by Dr Raoul Tues 22 April 1pm Functions Lounge Vicky Young - 559-760 for more information, interviews and a the major re Ronson Monday 21 April 'The Father' details.