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Satellite Sports - Darts and Shuffleboard - Pool -----;-------------------------,.-------,--------- Press · 2 FAU Free Novembert6, 1994 fill THE SCHMIDTS MAKE FAU'S DA � BRANDNEW ARTS& HUMANfflES CENTERDEDICATION THIS FRIDAY page 15 FAU DRAMA PRESENTS THE CLASSIC ANTIGONE PAGE7 Proving ourselves worthy As the finishing touches are applied to the new Dorothy F. Schmidt College for Arts anci Humanities and the build­ ings are dedicated and opened, we should take time out to recognize and thank the man who has made this all possible: Charles Schmidt. • Thanks to him, FAU has a complex that will make this campus the envy of all the other universities in Florida, if not the entire nation. He and his late wife's ongoing generosity and support of this university has made it one of the most exciting places in Florida to learn. At a time when public education is under attack for allegedly failing in its mission to create an educated and informed populace an<:! private schools are increasingly being touted as Editorial Cartoon the last hope for a good education and the only ones worthy of public and private support, Charles Schmidt has demon­ strated that public higher education is worth supporting. What•s Up With That? More important, he has done so at one of the fastest -growing by JeffreyShapiro universities in the state, ensuring that the largest number of Q: I know what the guy to girl ratiois on campus, but what's the guy to girl who has people can benefit from his love of FA U, generosity toward the­ a boyfriend ratio? Itseems that all these women are involved in both local or long University and, perhaps, follow his lead in the future by distance relationships and I don't know what to do to get a date! supporting public institutions of learning. A: Animportant questionthat deservesthe ubnost attention.If I had a million dollars to investigatethis matter under criticalanalysis I wouid have done so. However, since Most important of all is that we in the FAU community have don't, I researchedthis crisis the old fashioned way. I asked sever�) attractive women on to demonstrate that we are worthy of such a facility. campus ifthey had boyfriends to get a statistical account. Inthe processI was so moved We can do this by attending the presentations to be given at by their long legs,sensuous bodies and lustful lips, I forgot about all this crap and instead hooked this So,iJ the new center, respecting it when we use it by not leaving myselfup with great lookingblonde who just dumped her boyfriend! you want a date, my advice to you is'to becomea reporter or undertake an extra-credit trash scattered about and being thankful to Mr. and Mrs. project for SocialStatistics. Schmidt for their past generosity and Mr. Schmidt for his present gift. Q: Why the hell did Jeb Bush concede at 48percent with 20 percent of the polls not For this gift is an investment in all of us. The return on this reported? investment will benefit us in the FAU community and the .A;It's like this.Jeb "never really lost'' you see, at least that's what they'll say when he society we live in. probably runsfor the US Senatein a couple of years. Everyone will remember himas this Let us always remember Charles Schmidt and strive to be great martyr who honorablyconceded when he could have won ifhe had only stuck it out. This will give him nominationpotential in the future. I think the precinctsreported worthy of his trust in us. in already were Jeb's strongpoints and sincehe was trailing he thought perhapsthe wars 'SS3l:ld 33l:l.:l 3HJ.NIOr =3�VSS311111VNIIIIII181111nS was yet to come, so he cut hislosses and saved his rep. How the hell should I know? Wha � � else can you expect from a guy named Jeb? Editor-in-Chief ................... Ross A. Levy Q: Is it just me, or is everyone "just getting out of a relationship and need time alone?" Advertising Director ......... Paul Heyden A: Unfortunately, it's a It's a new disease called 'Tllneverbeinloveagainitis"and Production Manager ....... Bruce Strickrott reality. The Florida Atlantic FreePress is published weekly. it's infected many people on campus, particularly women. The disease is somehow Funding is provided by the Student Body of FAU, under Systems Manager .......... Matt Steinhoff infected by people who are assholes treating their loved ones like dirt and then those the auspices of Student Gi>vernment.The opinions of the victimsdoing thesame tothe nicepeople who likethem. It's verycontagious and can be writers aretheir own and do not necessarily renectthe Feature Editor ................... Jeffrey Shapiro avoided ifyo take the necessary p cauti?ns, which inclu?e being a nice person,telling views or opinions of the Student Body, Student � � News Editor .................. Jennifer Bernstein the truth,canng about other people s feelings and the avmdance of having any form o Government orthe Administration of Florida Atlantic University. The FAU Free Press is provided free of charge sado-�a�ticse�atop�emingHall with any oftheadmini��tors. The cureis keeping Arts Editor ........................... Andy Rabin . to memberso f the FAU community -limit one per your life m perspective,giVmg new people a chance and not livmg in depression! person.The FAU Free Pressreserves the right to charge Sports Editor ....... Glenn "Spot" Weintraub 1iyou have any ideas that beg the question,What's up with that? drop themoff at the Free Pressin the $1.00per copy above the stated limit. The editorial office UC, room229. The answerswill be researchedand printedin futureissues. 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Letters may be helping us make t�e FreePress colorful. edited for length or clari . ty---------------- --------------------------------------------- 4 FAU FreePress · November 16, 1994 NEWS BRIEFS - NEWS BRIEFS Humanities Classes Cancelled ProfessorJoe Conaway, Matthew Wright and J.Robert Allclasses in theSchmidtCollegeof Artsand Humanities Dietz from FAU's TheatreDepartment are members of the will be cancelled on Friday, Nov.