J Relief Divine J ibbahZine.com ibbah FREE 21+ magazine Aug 21 ContentsAugust 2021 From The Editor-in-Kief: . 4 An Opinion About Federal Legalization . 6 Let’s Talk About Calcium . 7 PLANT of the MONTH: . 10 The Accidental Voice Mail About Cannabis Salve . .. 12 The White Ash Fallacy, Sort Of . 14 Curing VS Aging Your Weed . 15 X-Factor . 18 Cannabis . It’s For The Dogs . 22 Veteran’s Voice . 25 When I learned Weed Is For More Than Getting High . 26 Rec or Medical? THAT is the question . .. 36 Hash Bash 710 Results . 38 Fund Raising Suggestions For Cannabis Activist Groups . .. 40 Caregiver of the Month . 42 From Death’s Door, To Salvation . 45 A Decade Enslaved - a spoken word about Human Trafficking . .. 48 Little Drake VS Reefer Madness . 50 Children and the easily-offended should NEVER read this magazine. There’s weed, non-Matrix thought & very naughty words! *if you find this offensive, please scan the QR code to the right *Fair Use Disclaimer This 100% FREE publication sometimes employs copyrighted images. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, education, news reporting and research. pg 2 JibbahZine.com Editor-in-Kief Crazy Composer Activism Editor Amy Layout “Let food be thy medicine, and medicine be thy food” Crazy Composer -Hippocrates Contributors Amy Crazy Composer Jason G Litalien, Esq Ryan “Smahty” Smart Raymond Cloutier Holy Farmer Yandi @paulnchucker @the_stank_mcdank “Never cry shitwolf” @thirteen_east -Jim (liquor snurf) Lahey. Derek Shirley Selina Deveau Some of you may be asking yourselves, “What the hell is a Cover Art jibbah!?” Well, one of the words for a joint, in Maine is... Paul Grimaud “Jibbah” Cryptids: 8 JibbahZine.com pg 3 From The Editor-in-Kief: fter the significant victories a school fight who stands behind the for Maine’s Small Canna crowd, yelling inflammatory things Acommunity last month (LD to the combatants to get them to #1242 and #939), we at Jibbah hurt each other worse. THESE are were facing an awesome problem... the exact types who are causing us we felt like we had done our to be so pissed at each other, where job!... but that also meant much once we could all hang out and be of the original goal for doing this happy with each others’ company. magazine... had been achieved. Was Politics mattered little back before it time to hang up our Jibbah gloves we were convinced to focus on our and relax? Don’t worry about this differences, rather than go throw a law shit for a while? Don’t worry Frisbee or play some whiffle ball. about another stressful Jibbah This nation is TIRED of all the deadline? Quit? corporate media lies and artificially- Nope. In fact, there’s a whole lot manifested anger. Expose the more that needs doing. We need to be bastards, stop them dividing us, able to bank like any other industry. get back to being Americans at Need to be able to get insurance the barbecues and afternoon ball games. same as any other business. Why Stop the nonsense. can a pharmacist carry a gun for We published two days early self protection, but not a cannabis this month because today (July 30) caregiver? Veterans shouldn’t is World Day Against Trafficking in be excluded from their promised Persons. You’ll find an eye-opening benefits because of cannabis. Maine poem from a survivor of child sex caregivers DO NOT WANT METRC! trafficking on page 48. Much of the We don’t want to take a simple herb world’s corporate/governmental farming operation and turn it into corruption is associated very closely an expensive-to-operate abomination with this slave trade. Open borders, of what a small farm should be. anyone? Very profitable to mafia, We want cannabis treated the open borders are. And devastating same as St John’s Wort or Shitake to human happiness and health. But mushroom cultivation and sales. hey, at least the predators in power Cannabis —after all— is just another are doing well. natural, medicinal herb. A lofty On another note... Our cover was goal —yes— but... if you don’t shoot designed by Paul Huichol, for the for what you really want, you’re second month in a row. We thank relegated to accepting table scraps. him for his contribution to the fight It’s the VALUE of the herb for freedom here, even though he’s that’s the real problem. The mafia/ actually in France! Thanks again, government complex simply can’t Paul. leave such profitability alone. Thugs gonna be thugs. Tolerance towards thugs... that’s why we’re in this screwy position as a planet. The People of Earth are under constant pressure to obey a small group of selfish people, whose intent is NOT in alignment with The Peoples’ wishes. This small group use US against each other. Like that asshole kid at pg 4 JibbahZine.com Why Jibbah Magazine Exists: • To help you (The People) fight against unfair regulations in the legal cannabis industry. • To provide a megaphone for even the smallest voice. • To inspire a fighting spirit in folks who would ordinarily not know how to fight, or who the enemy is. • To share valuable gardening skills so you can “Some of my finest hours have been grow your own medicine, spent on my back veranda, smoking or grow better medicine for hemp and observing as far as my eye your patients. can see.” • To entertain with stories -Tommy Boy Jefferson and commentary. • To provide a space where freedom fighters can come together, without the limiting effects of those who value politeness over liberty. • To provide a bullhorn for TRUTH, that is NOT under threat of censorship by the Social Media Matrix. Do other peoples’ opinions hurt your feelings? FUCK OFF ON OUT OF HERE, THEN! ~Jibbah Magazine is for adults~ JibbahZine.com pg 5 An Opinion About FEderal Legalization by @paulnchucker he prevalence of federal power- pharmaceutical companies, legalization in the news recently the tobacco industry, the agricultural Tbrings mixed emotions; hope for industry, the banks. progress, and dread that legalization Keep the barriers to entry low for will be bungled by opportunistic mom and pop, keep taxes fair, and politicians on both sides of the aisle keep big business out. Perhaps we with corporate interests. should not be enabling a track and With the legitimization of a trace monopoly nationwide, and batch previously forbidden industry, there tracking should be more akin to what is a huge opportunity for good if we is found in the produce industry. demand it from our leaders. There’s If protecting the consumer is the too much to cover in a short editorial, objective, state-run testing labs might and I’m just a guy who grows, not be the most worthwhile and effective a policy expert. However, here are way to regulate safety and quality some points I think are salient. while maintaining the integrity of What kind of industry do we the process. There is an opportunity want to spring up from the death now to create a thriving economy of prohibition? Do we want it to and workplace that could have look like modern big agriculture in broader implications for our modern America? Think agriculture and monocropping food independence tens of thousands “Instead, we should be focused as a country. of acres, relying on forging an industry where Conversely, largely on owners in the automation and people can make a good living industry have a low wage labor. in their chosen trade“ responsibility to Instead, we should treat employees be focused on right. We should forging an industry where people can recruit and train others who love make a good living in their chosen this plant and this lifestyle. Look trade. for career folks, pay them a good A huge part of that conversation wage, and help nurture their passion. revolves around taxation and Invest in your employees, and they’ll regulation. Homegrow rights should become invested in your mission. be a given. With beer and wine, there We should be striving for things are allowances for producing your like company healthcare and paid own, and it should be no different for maternity leave. The best families are cannabis. ones who look after each other, and It should be incumbent upon that’s no different in business. our elected leaders to empower the In closing, I’ll say let’s treat each small guy, rather than allow an other right and demand what is right enormous newly legal industry to from our representatives- otherwise, be funneled into the pockets of the we’ll get the corporate boof we same old corporate interests. Those deserve. corporations will be the same ones who already hold huge lobbying pg 6 JibbahZine.com Let’s Talk About Calcium by Crazy Composer ’ll admit it... I’ve been Itaking calcium for granted. I knew it was very important for so many functions in a plant, but the full extent of what it is responsible for was just out of my reach of understanding. I was ignorant (ignoring something I should have learned more drop, rendering your grow medium about). So... here’s me telling you all acidic. An acidic soil causes a whole what I’ve learned during the course host of other troubles, including the of this past crop: death (or hibernation) of many of If you don’t provide your plants the soil microbes that can’t deal with with enough calcium, they will grow acidic conditions.