Phelan Jimmy v iii iniMfiii n -■•r MOUND ^MAINSTAY Anderson Named “Senior” BLUE RIBBONS Coach Of Football At VS WASHINGTON; AROUND THE CLOCK South Bend University SWEEPSTAKES SON. WITH AL WEILL Genlot Scene of Two DAN PARKER South Bend, Ind, April 11—(UP)—Heartly “Hunk” An- Alleys By derson, new senior coach of the 1931 Notre Dame football Stellar Bowling Events team, to-day faced the prospect of lining up what he termed Master Entry List Com- a “green” tiara, and refused to make any pre-season predic- success of his piled tions of the probable squad. 10 a. m.—Prodded out of a Bound sloop by his pood wifo, Sonia, Mr Ar- Son Anaerson, first assistant to tho mand the vest up and marks, "How much is In the Like Father, Like This afternoon the of Con- Weill, king, leaps l<it« Knute Rockne, entered the uni- pick house?” having been dreaming he was counting up at the Queensboro In necticut will endeavor to show their Out of the west comes a sfory that jttst goes to prove the truth of versity 1918, the same year/that Stadium. BROOKLYN CHOSEN Rockne became In. his to as stain- head coach. over the beet that Wash- 10:30 a. m.—Armand, known his associates A], adjusts to of "Class aupremacy the greatest axiom of sport, which is; outfcumbk WSy thinking, present capacity he Is to be known steel vest and Is for a breakfast of brust, schmaltz ington can muster In the way of proof ready gedumpfto will not be denied.” Right now, every indication points to the prediction as senior" coach. herring and pickled pigs feet, all o which, Including the steel vest, are gen- THIRD That Kockne'a duckpin bowlers. To-morrow Massa- erously with that Moore will see of action- with the Chicago Cubs this TO FINISH sprinkled gravy. Johnny plenty title of “head chusetts, Rhode Island and Connecti- 11 A. M.—Hr Weill consults his wardrobe and ponders over the the there's another Moore to or the season under Rogers Hornsby. In meantime, coach" may never cut will combine forces in an effort problem of what salt to wear—whether the salt and pepper gray of be to a suc- one. Sonia solves by exclaiming: "What’s the difference? Any- be reckoned-with, an up and coming youngster of about ten years age, BY SPORT WRITER given to And a bowler capable of winning proglcm cessor was Inti- eat looks on you." resident of Waterville. The Moores moved thing you good the son of the well-liked former mated by the Rev the Genlot Eastern Sweepstakes 11:30 a. m.—Chewing on a fat cigar, only one-half of which shows had his the sleeveholes his to Los Angeles last year, when Johnny was sent to the coast, where he Will Finish First Charles'!). O’Don- away from the pick of Washington above the surface, Alphonse tucks thumbs into of Cardinals nell, president of vest and takes his stand in front of the Gaiety Theater Building to rumin- a with the Los club, so that he hopped right back and Baltimore. big year Angeles big the In ate on the glory that was Greece. and Ahead of Cubs He Thinks university. The Blue Ribbons comprise one into the on the of his batting and fielding averages, an- 12 m.—Extremely wealthy but near-sighted spinster from Cohoes big show, strength making faction and the Washington All the n o c ement of ogles Al, mistaking him for a gigolo. He takes a fresh grip on his cheroot that the of an injured Tiand toward the latter p^rt of —Robins With u.n Stars for afternoon's despite handicap Topheavy the other this and her. A n d e rson’s ap- stares right through ... on the coast, Junior, attended Cross gathering and singles, doubles and a blind trail season. While Johnny, Holy parochial pointment. 12:30 p. m.—Commissioner Mulrooncy, who is following Batters five men matches will be rolled five to and in, due course of time, made the baseball team. Like his father, Southpaw “Knute Rockne with a magnifying glass, bumps head-on Into Al, applies the spy glass school, games In each class. brust will be his weskltt and exclaims: "Aha! You’ve been eating gedumpfto he and with inherited ability, was quite valuable to BY HENRY McLEMORK always kept plugging, hitting head at Best of Bowlers. again! That’s a bad sign! Look out for tall men wearing long black Press Staff Correspondent) coach his t'eam. Out the coast a short time Moore sewed up the old (United con- whiskers and on ago, young — Notre Dam e,” On Sunday the competition green eye-glasses.” New York, April 11—(U. P.) a into his favorite seat home runs, a in four times Father O'Donnell sist of 15 games per man total pin- 1 p. m.—Alphonso. the lucky son of gun, slumps bail game for Holy Cross with two and singlt, With no leas,.than, five club* conced- slab of ham three said. He named fall to determine winner, the games In McGillicuddy’s Strictly Kosher Coffee Pot, orders a at sort of his old man in the shade for a while, ed better thin & fighting chance to a side order bat. Which puts says you. wmcn. to be rolled in three sessions of five inches thick, from which the Juice should be oozing like that; win top honors, naming a 1931/.Na- jacK unevigny, as junior "I don’t know how the squad will games each. The entries show any of sausages and some bacon and eggs. tlonal League winner is a thankless Garden and two press Anderson commented. number of bowlers who have figured 2 p. m.—Calls up Madison Square requests Soldiers task indeed. ,J llnie up,” the New Ha- The Are Coming in record performances and tickets for Connecticut newspapermen, meanwhile affecting The season just around the corner “Right now it’s green. The varsity breaking others are holders of titles ven twang, with a slight Hester Street accent. 'an even hotter fight than men of last year are coming hack, who Old timers who have their hitch with Company G years promises Massachusetts 2:30 p. m.—To the dentist, who, upon seeing him, exclaims: "Oh, what completed last when only but the whole aqu&d is hardly in awarded this year. year’s campaign a Tartar I’ve caught!" are up with the activity of the boys of that outfit in local the condition for predictions.’’ has sent In a fine entry from the ago, perking forty games separated pennant^ yet 3 p. m.—Wins half-hour decision over Senator Wild Bill Lyons, wh« and New Director. Lawrence Recreation center consist- which has within the two months. Out winning St Louis t Cardinals‘ tbs' a for Stadium next summer. sports sprouted considerably past of their own Sweep- tried to promote him for pass the Queensboro tail-end Phillies, and the first divi- Speculation over the appointment ing Johnny Fyfe re a team which 3:30 p. m.—Alphone takes his mandolin lesson, practising the "do of a clear sky Captain Pete Fox organized basketball copped were bunched closer than’ former -Notre stakes champion and nine other sion clubs of James Phelan, mi fa so la si do” exercises until the very buttons drop off his vest and the Guard in a New Haven tournament. Now the next second. coach at. the bowlers of note. Included In this the Connecticut National title Dame star, and present on the beat comes in to see who is torturing the cat. and athletic number is John Daley who holds the cop for the baseball season and to in the Two of tlje cljube-—Cincinnati University of Washington, as 4 m.—Armand (alias Al alias Alphonso), feeling superior because they are policing themselves hope get If Ben Tickhplf, above, Harvard’s be counted New England 20 game record, James p. Philadelphia—can safely director at Notre Dame, gained he comes from Alsace-Lorraine, encounters Joe the Goniff, whom he should a franchise, for new blood All-America football center, gives Gilette, Ed Kobas, Foster Robertson, City Amateur league. They be given out of the race; and It woidd require credence when it was learned that with: Galltzlaner!” and Pete the Goat with: "Hello, the Crimson as good pitching as he of Ed Kellerer all of whom competed greets "Phooey, you G claim another ’’miracle team” like that was in South Bend in any always does more good than harm. The boys did the he conferring Lltvak people!” organization passing on gridiron last fall, 1914 to Boston a pennant. The here In last year's National Tourna- bring with I'ather O’Donnell. 4:30 p. m.—Al precipitates a near-riot by walking past a bread-line. can in a team, so why not give them the opportunity de- foes of the Cambridge collegians five teams must all be ment together with Jules Defosse, A1 they put good remaining Phelan however, before leaving 6 p. friendly bine-jay on Al’s vest and gorges itself with are in for a shutout or two on the Martin, and Sam Volonlno. With mg—A lights sired? considered pennant possibilities. last night, denied that his visit had succulent bread-crumbs, after chasing away two saucy sparrows and a diamond this spring. The .veteran A the average number of post entries Take Look do wltfc appointments at robin. is working out dally with Har- the teams as they stand anything to, the number that line up Sunday aft- Judging the Indiana'school.