The Notre Dame Schokistfc October 25.1957 ^ OSOI^IO o^^ THE IMPORTANCE u OF LOOKING CASUAL A man's best friend is his sport coat . and the right sport jacket can make a lot of difference ... in your comfort and in your appearance. You'll find a big selection of sport coats now in the Campus Shop — by America's finest makers ... in a wide selection of smart patterns and in the new fall colors. Why not drop in and look them over soon. <-i I GILBERT'S On the Campus — Notre Dame CHARGE IT THE CAMPUS SHOP WAY . Ill Your charge account is always at yoiu- service at the Campus Shop. Get what you need in the way of clothing and furnishings now and use this convenient way of paying: One-third in January W' one-third in February and the balance in March. Of course^ there is no carrying charge. 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But ously studied my last article. I know mystery, but they are waiting and you remember, when so doing, it is against your clean hearts would not permit you can truthfully tell of them. These tales the rules of social etiquette to turn the to ignore the sacred collegiate demands are meant only to strengthen your ego head and stare. Keep it properly erect, of furthering your social education. Con­ and reassure you of your basic appeal move only the eyeballs. By this time sequently your thirst for the means and to the opposite sex. They must not lead you shall have found the girl that co­ end of this wisdom must have strongly you to the conclusion that the same at­ incides with your tastes — if you have led you to my sage advice. I also hope titude will prevail at the mixer. You altered them to fit the occasion. The that none of you, because of your fervor must not ignore the powerful eflrects of ability to adapt himself to the environ­ and zeal, have attempted to apply this environment. The St. Mary's girl is ment is one of man's greatest gifts; be newly found knowledge before reading not awaiting your arrival. She is mag­ thankful and convince yourself that you this complementary guide, for a little nanimously making herself available. are satisfied, not resigned. All that needs knowledge can be a dangerous thing. You must prove your mettle. Proceed be done is to ask the belle to dance. These words have been affirmed by many slowly and with caution. If someone is holding her hand, do not campus politicians. They are always Upon reaching the door of the Stu­ do so. She is taken, find another. worried about the student body. dent Center, I feel it permissible to offer If you cannot find any available girl, And should there be any young mis­ two paths of advice. The first per­ even after you and the girls decide to creants that believe they can graduate tains to the economic minded gentleman, settle for the de facto instead of the from this institution without paying the second, to the determined and dash­ de jure, reread the movie section, mark homage to the belles of St. Mary's, I ing. According to the theoretical plans the fifty cents as a bad investment — beseech them to cease clutching those of a successful mixer, there should be debit to the left, credit to the right — blankets and sucking their thumbs. This present an equal number of males and and meet your friends downtown. is not security. There are other things females. This is an arrangement con­ to do on a Saturday night besides haunt­ ducive to a maximum amount of mixing, But should you be rewarded in your ing the Huddle and Washington Hall, and you of the first class do not care quest do not participate in more than or making faces at roommates. So take to spend your fifty cents unless this two dances. While dancing you are in to heart these words of advice and re­ equality, in number, has been accom­ imminent danger of being bird-dogged. turn to the masses before someday the plished. If you have anticipated my Suggest a coke and a cigarette. If she instincts of man cause you to run the advice by thinking that all that need be neither drinks nor smokes, award her gauntlet of blind dates. done is to ask the first member of stu­ the class- Bible, that is, except if she dent government that presents himself— chews. Then recommend window-watch­ ADVANCED LESSONS he will be recognized by the fact that ing. This is a quaint Notre Dame tra­ If you have sufficiently practiced the he is the same fellow who wears a coat dition in which the couple just looks out art of being a complacent conformist, and tie even when he isn't going to din­ of a Student Center window. It sort of the initial stages of having a bearable ner — if the conditions are favorable, in means they don't wish to be distui'bed. I mixer are now accomplished. You are reaching this conclusion you are incor­ recommend the w^indows overlooking the polished, inside and out. It is now time rect. You are incorrect because you have Court because you can then have a race for you to start over to the Student forgotten that the student governor is counting the flagstones below. This race Center, but first you had better cut renowned for his belief in theories, also negates the necessity for conver­ out that movie section of the SCHOL.ASTIC. v.'^hich faith has conditioned him to auto­ sation, which can be tedious. But if This will save you the trouble of either matically answer you affirmatively. You conversation should arise, do not feel carrying the whole magazine with you must not be too credulous. Choose some compelled to make any revealing state­ or memorizing the column. After finish­ member of your group, and have him ments, such as the fact that your brother ing this, meet some of the other fellows examine the conditions. If he does not is an accounting major, or your sister who are going to attend the mixer. Due return at a prearranged time, you fol­ goes to Rosary, or that you stutter. If to the application of the previous guide, low. If he returns with a negative you have more than one date, she will your ego is inflated, but the dangers of report, divvy the scout's price of admis­ have more fun discovering these things deflation at a mixer are many, so you sion among the group, check the movie over a period of time. and your acquaintances must strengthen section, and go downtown. Should you be dissatisfied even after one another. While walking along, ex­ accomplishing the above, cannot bear change tales of all the girls that are GREAT ODDS to sit through another movie, and don't heme waiting for you. Do not let the The path to be taken by the deter­ relish making faces at your ropnunate, mere fact that there may be only two mined and dashing is to rationalize that do not tiy, try again. Why be a stub­ eligible girls in your home town deter the money is going to a worthy cause; born fool. Try something different, like you from emulating any tale told. Re­ remember, "What though the odds be studying. I hear it has been done. But member, you are a Notre Dame man, great or small, ol' Notre Dame will win now I must bid you good night and you have blossomed, your fame has over all," and rush right in — where pleasant dreams, because it is time for spread, and girls will now travel many angels fear to tread.