TV PROGRAMS MONDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2014 14:30 Auction Kings 17:20 Austin And Ally 14:55 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 17:45 Gravity Falls Edition 18:10 Jessie Review 15:20 Flying Wild Alaska 18:30 Good Luck Charlie 00:00 My Family 16:10 Fast N’ Loud 18:55 Dog With A Blog 00:30 Tough Guy Or Chicken? 17:00 Ultimate Survival 19:20 Violetta 01:25 Call The Midwife 17:50 Dirty Jobs A miracle couldn’t 20:05 Jessie 02:15 Stella 18:40 Car vs Wild 20:30 Wolfblood 03:00 New Tricks 19:30 Sons Of Guns 20:50 Dog With A Blog 03:55 Him & Her 20:20 How Do They Do It? 21:15 Gravity Falls save ‘Winter’s Tale’ 04:25 My Family 20:45 How It’s Made 21:40 Shake It Up 05:00 Me Too! 21:10 Auction Kings 22:00 Austin & Ally 05:20 Nuzzle & Scratch: Frock n Roll 21:35 Auction Hunters: Pawn Shop 22:25 A.N.T. Farm iracles can happen,” says the trailer for 05:40 Boogie Beebies Edition 22:50 Good Luck Charlie “Winter’s Tale,” starring Colin Farrell and 22:00 Gold Rush ‘M 05:55 Garth And Bev 23:10 Wizards Of Waverly Place based on the 1983 novel of the same 06:05 The Large Family 22:50 Gold Rush 23:35 Wizards Of Waverly Place name. Fair enough. But not long into the actual 06:15 Me Too! 23:40 Ice Cold Gold movie, you’ll soon start to doubt that. Because you’ll 06:35 Nuzzle & Scratch: Frock n Roll realize that this movie truly needs a miracle to save it 06:55 Boogie Beebies from ending up a soppy, syrupy mess. And, sorry to 07:10 The World Of Stonehenge say, that miracle never comes. In (lukewarm) defense 08:00 Beautiful People 08:35 Blackadder The Third 00:15 Eat Street of screenwriter-director Akiva Goldsman (“A 00:45 Lonely Planet: Roads Less Beautiful Mind”), it’s always tricky to adapt a popular 09:05 Walk On The Wild Side 00:40 Oddities Travelled novel. For one thing, people who’ve read it have pre- 09:30 Doctors 01:05 Oddities 02:35 Deadly Arts 10:00 Casualty 01:30 Weird Connections conceived notions of how things should be. And 03:30 Bondi Rescue 10:55 New Tricks 02:00 Prophets Of Science Fiction Mark Helprin’s novel is a long one, meaning the 03:55 On Hannibal’s Trail 11:45 The World Of Stonehenge 06:15 The Gadget Show author had plenty of room and time to weave his 04:25 Banged Up Abroad 12:40 Beautiful People 06:40 Tech Toys 360 tale, as subtly as he wanted. 05:20 A World Apart 13:10 Blackadder The Third 07:05 Weird Connections 06:15 The Witch Doctor Will See But Goldsman employs all the subtlety of a wreck- 13:40 Walk On The Wild Side 07:35 Weird Connections You Now ing ball. From the beginning, we’re asked to relin- 14:10 Doctors 08:00 Europe’s Secret Earthquakes 07:10 Eat Street quish all sense of logic and reason, and accept that 14:40 Casualty 08:50 How Tech Works 07:35 Eat Street impossible, unexplainable things are happening. 15:30 New Tricks 09:15 How Tech Works 08:05 Lonely Planet: Roads Less That would all be fine, in a film made with wit and 16:25 The Weakest Link 09:40 The Gadget Show Travelled 17:10 Eastenders 10:05 Tech Toys 360 charm and a breezy sense of magic. It’s been done. 09:00 When Vacations Attack 17:40 Doctors 10:30 Creating Synthetic Life But not here. The good news? Only this: Colin Farrell 09:55 Deadly Arts 18:05 The World Of Stonehenge 11:25 Superships is hugely appealing, and his natural charm is almost 10:50 Bondi Rescue 19:00 My Family 12:20 Prototype This enough to make you forget the silliness of the rest of 11:15 On Hannibal’s Trail 19:30 Only Fools And Horses 13:10 Prophets Of Science Fiction 11:45 Banged Up Abroad it. Almost. The film begins, briefly, in the present day, 20:00 New Tricks 14:00 Ways To Save The Planet 12:40 A World Apart to which it will later return. A man finds a box, which 20:50 Spooks 14:50 Weird Connections 13:35 The Witch Doctor Will See he hopes will give him some clues to who he is. 21:40 Moone Boy 15:20 The Gadget Show You Now Which he doesn’t know. But we don’t really know 22:05 Call The Midwife 15:45 Tech Toys 360 14:30 Eat Street that yet. 23:00 The Weakest Link 16:10 Space Pioneer 14:55 Eat Street 23:45 Eastenders 17:00 Moon Machines 15:25 Lonely Planet: Roads Less 17:55 Prototype This Travelled 18:45 Superships 16:20 When Vacations Attack 19:35 Through The Wormhole With 17:15 Deadly Arts Morgan Freeman 18:10 Bondi Rescue 20:30 Man-Made Marvels China 00:05 Cash In The Attic 18:35 On Hannibal’s Trail 21:20 Under New York 00:50 The Hairy Bikers: Mums 19:05 Banged Up Abroad 22:10 The Gadget Show Know Best 20:00 Deadly Arts 22:35 Tech Toys 360 01:40 Come Dine With Me 21:00 George Clarke’s Amazing 23:00 Man-Made Marvels China 02:30 Come Dine With Me: Spaces 23:50 Under New York Supersized 22:00 Somewhere In China 04:05 Cash In The Attic 22:55 Earth Tripping 08:40 Bargain Hunt: Famous Finds 23:20 Maverick Chef 09:20 Celebrity MasterChef 23:50 Eat Street 10:15 Come Dine With Me: BEAUTIFUL CREATURES ON OSN MOVIES HD Supersized 00:00 The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody 11:50 The Hairy Bikers: Mums 00:20 The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody 06:00 Salvage Code Red Know Best 00:45 Jonas Los Angeles 07:00 China’s Mystery Mummies 12:40 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow 01:05 Jonas Los Angeles 08:00 Mega Factories 13:25 Celebrity Fantasy Homes 01:30 Suite Life On Deck 00:20 Secret Brazil 09:00 Predator CSI 01:00 Live Cricket Test Match 14:10 Antiques Roadshow 01:50 Suite Life On Deck 01:10 Aerial Assasins 10:00 Street Monkeys 00:00 Boogeyman-18 09:00 Top 14 Highlights 15:05 Homes Under The Hammer 02:15 Wizards Of Waverly Place 02:00 Dragon’s Feast 11:00 Salvage Code Red 02:00 Cherry Falls-18 09:30 Trans World Sport 15:55 Homes Under The Hammer 02:35 Wizards Of Waverly Place 02:50 Hunter Hunted 12:00 Cruise Ship Diaries 04:00 The Presence-PG15 10:30 Futbol Mundial 16:50 Bargain Hunt: Famous Finds 03:00 The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody 03:45 Africa’s Deadliest 13:00 Britain’s Greatest Machines 06:00 Shadow Conspiracy-PG15 11:00 Live AFL Nab Challenge 17:35 Cash In The Attic 03:20 The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody 04:40 Brutal Killers 08:00 Soldiers Of Fortune-PG15 14:00 Top 14 Highlights 18:20 Antiques Roadshow 03:45 Jonas Los Angeles 05:35 Dragon’s Feast 09:45 Superman vs. The Elite-PG15 14:30 Super Rugby 19:15 DIY SOS: The Big Build 04:05 Jonas Los Angeles 06:30 Hunter Hunted 11:15 The Da Vinci Code-PG15 16:30 Super Rugby 20:10 Rachel Khoo’s Kitchen 04:30 Suite Life On Deck 07:25 Africa’s Deadliest 14:00 Soldiers Of Fortune-PG15 18:30 Futbol Mundial Notebook: London 04:50 Suite Life On Deck 08:20 Dino Mania 00:00 Web Therapy 15:45 The Apparition-PG15 19:00 PGA European Tour 20:35 Come Dine With Me 05:15 Wizards Of Waverly Place 09:15 Kenny And Zoltan’s Venom 00:30 The Daily Show With Jon 17:15 The Da Vinci Code-PG15 Highlights Flashback to 1895. An immigrant couple with a 21:30 Come Dine With Me 05:35 Wizards Of Waverly Place Quest Stewart 20:00 Doom-18 20:00 PGA Tour Highlights baby is trying to enter the country, but they’re 22:20 Antiques Roadshow 22:00 The Killing Jar-18 21:00 ICC Cricket 360 06:00 Austin & Ally 10:10 Alien Crab 01:00 The Colbert Report turned away due to illness. On the boat back home, 23:15 Bargain Hunt 11:05 Wild Case Files 01:30 Saturday Night Live 21:30 Top 14 Highlights 06:25 Dog With A Blog they set their baby son afloat onto a tiny wooden 06:45 A.N.T. Farm 12:00 Hooked 02:30 Girls 22:00 Super Rugby 07:10 A.N.T. Farm 12:55 Grizzly Cauldron 03:00 The Cleveland Show boat, like Moses, so he can float back to the prom- 07:35 Wolfblood 13:50 Hunter Hunted 03:30 New Girl ised land. Now we get to 1916 (stay with us.) That 07:55 Gravity Falls 14:45 Africa’s Deadliest 04:00 Seinfeld 00:00 Goon-18 boy’s grown up to be Peter Lake, who makes his way 08:20 My Babysitter’s A Vampire 15:40 Prehistoric Predators 04:30 The Tonight Show With Jay 02:00 Tough Guys-PG15 in New York as a petty thief. We learn he’s at odds 08:45 Jessie 16:35 Game of Lions Leno 04:00 Spy Hard-PG15 02:30 Trans World Sport with a former boss, Pearly Soames (played by Russell 00:05 Ice Cold Gold 09:05 Good Luck Charlie 17:30 Attack of the Big Cats 05:30 Seinfeld 06:00 The Animal-PG15 03:30 Super Rugby Crowe in an almost comically unpleasant, sinister 08:00 Falling Star-PG15 05:30 WWE Experience 00:55 You Have Been Warned 09:30 Shake It Up 18:25 Wild Case Files 06:00 Raising Hope performance.) Soames wants nothing more than to 06:30 Friends 10:00 The Brothers Solomon-PG15 06:30 WWE This Week 06:00 Mythbusters 09:55 Austin And Ally 19:20 Grizzly Cauldron kill Peter - “and I want him to stay dead,” he says.