List of Contents Dated Title of article (or brief description if untitled) 1 05/02/2003 (Brains of Oak playing the History Men; dispute about elements in the paper) 2 26/02/2003 (Ruminations on Kevin Keegan and football after a match against Albert) 3 12/03/2003 (Ruminations following a Brains victory over Dr O’Neill) 4 19/03/2003 (Ruminations following a Brains match against the Griffing Braggarts) 5 02/04/2003 The View from BallyOak 6 09/04/2003 Very little Shock or Awe 7 16/04/2003 Ballyboke Bugle Saturday Supplement 8 23/04/2003 Reflections on Brains v TUFKAC from our rambling correspondent 9 28/05/2003 Ballyboke Boa Vista v Carrauntuoil Lost Wanderers Cup Final Report 10 15/10/2003 (First match of the 2003/04 season) 11 12/11/2003 (Poking fun at the Opsimaths) 12 19/11/2003 (A bit of fun at the expense of Mike and Mary O’Brien) 13 26/11/2003 “To: Dusty and Buffalo Springfield From: Reeks Benefits Agency Audit Team” 14 03/12/2003 (A letter from Emmanuelle Kant) 15 17/12/2003 (A Christmas message from Father M) 16 14/01/2004 Bog - Snorkellers of the World Unite 17 28/01/2004 Seven Sins That Shook The World 18 04/02/2004 Not The Only Fruitcake 19 11/02/2004 An Apology 20 25/02/2004 Of Reeks and Pigs 21 03/03/2004 Marshall Dillon and His Smoking Gun 22 10/03/2004 Eine Kleine Weldkrieg 23 17/03/2004 In Which Fr. Megson Casts A Dark Shadow Across The Cabinet 24 24/03/2004 South Reeks Reporter Postbag 25 31/03/2004 (Reflections on an Opsimaths paper) 26 07/04/2004 The Big Match – Souvenir Programme 27 14/04/2004 Fr. Megson's housekeeper opens the door.....and her heart 28 05/05/2004 Quiz Feedback and Wasps 29 12/05/2004 Millwall fan writes.............. or should I say scrawls 30 19/05/2004 A Very Unsporting Cup Final Build Up 31 09/06/2004 More lasting than Bronze 32 13/10/2004 THE ROUGH GUIDE TO LADYBARN 33 20/10/2004 OOPS........IMATHS LET IT SLIP 34 27/10/2004 (Reflections on a home defeat by Ethel Rodin) 35 03/11/2004 (Reflections on a paper set by FCEK which St Caths found far too lengthy) 36 10/11/2004 Fr. Megson has left the Building 37 17/11/2004 Letter from the Baltics 38 01/12/2004 WE WOULD LIKE TO HIRE A TOPLESS BUS PLEASE 39 08/12/2004 Of Cabbages and Queens 40 15/12/2004 Last Night 41 26/01/2005 The Priest Is Not for Turning 42 02/02/2005 A Quiet Night in Ladybarn 43 02/03/2005 FCEK take the FLAK 44 09/03/2005 A Succinct View Of Last Night's Quiz As Told By The Albert Park 45 16/03/2005 St. Patrick's Day - A time to reflect 46 06/04/2005 Wot's a gel to do? 47 13/04/2005 MAGNUS DAVIDUS - SUMMA CUM LAUDE 48 27/04/2005 Wrestling with my conscience - and the cat 49 19/10/2005 Fr Megson is out saying his office until further notice 50 26/10/2005 Ethel well and truly FCEKed 51 09/11/2005 Fr. Megson's pastoral letter 52 23/11/2005 The 'E' word 53 30/11/2005 No 'F' Words This Week 54 07/12/2005 Everyone is human.............even Kieran's lot 55 14/12/2005 FCEK's Manager makes a terse 74 second post- match statement following defeat The Father Megson Archive Articles from the WithQuiz website in date order Dated Title of article (or brief description if untitled) 56 18/01/2006 If Only It Were That Simple........... 57 01/02/2006 Megson's Half Sour 58 08/02/2006 "Just the cheese, love - I won't risk the Danish bacon this week" 59 08/03/2006 Photo-Finish Illuminates The Stadium of Murk 60 15/03/2006 Battle of More Marstons re-enacted at the Red 61 29/03/2006 The Bootleg Tapes 62 24/05/2006 JUMPING OFF THE BATTLEMENTS INTO GLORY 63 25/10/2006 "Man is born free but is everywhere in chains" 64 01/11/2006 A Night of Mystical Fervour at the Bowling Club 65 15/11/2006 (Reflections on a paper set by Albert Park) 66 29/11/2006 (All about Mike Bath and fairies) 67 13/12/2006 (Fr M is transferred to a parish in Gorton) 68 03/01/2007 (A new year message from Fr M) 69 24/01/2007 The Good Old Days 70 07/02/2007 Voting Has Now Closed 71 28/02/2007 Fr. Megson Has Left The Reeks..... 72 07/03/2007 Galway Love 73 14/03/2007 And so it goes...... 74 21/03/2007 Pure Fiction 75 28/03/2007 An e-mail From Dusty 76 25/04/2007 The Sun Has Got Its Hoodie On.... 77 17/10/2007 Tahini Sunset 78 31/10/2007 The Blessing Of The Unmarked Graves, forsure 79 09/01/2008 Dusty Claws Back..... (1) 80 06/02/2008 Dusty Claws Back (2) 81 19/03/2008 A Viaduct Too Far... 82 26/03/2008 Memo to Lord Bath from Lemsip Parsnip MP 83 08/10/2008 A New Season of Discontent 84 15/10/2008 The Getaways - Mad, bad and unlikely to Know 85 12/11/2008 (Reflections on the meaning of the team name ‘The Men They Couldn’t Hang’) 86 19/11/2008 MIKE AND ALICE UP AGAINST THE VIADUCT 87 03/12/2008 ........in which Dusty repents for causing Ivor's damnation..... 88 17/12/2008 Merry Christmas to everyone from The Charabancs of Fire 89 14/01/2009 The Great Ladybarn Charabanc Crash 90 21/01/2009 (A Mike Bath look-alike photo) 91 28/01/2009 Lancet and Chance it.... 92 04/02/2009 There'll Be Blue Birds Over The White Bits of Dover...... 93 18/02/2009 SPW's Freudian nightmare fails to materialise.....for now 94 14/10/2009 The Withquiz Moderator Appeals For Calm 95 04/11/2009 Diversity Challenge 96 25/11/2009 A Less Than Glorious Mystery Shop 97 09/12/2009 Fr Megson's Big Match Preview 98 13/01/2010 Dusty's Yuletime Blog 99 10/02/2010 Home & Away 100 17/02/2010 Withquiz Exclusive: John Terry and Ashley Cole Relegated To Page 5 Shock 101 10/03/2010 The Lonely Passion of Roddy's Bicycle 102 17/03/2010 I Luv Lvov 103 24/03/2010 Pismo Iz Ukraina 104 31/03/2010 Pismo Iz Stockport 105 14/04/2010 WithQuiz fever in Ukraine 106 27/10/2010 Last Quango in Ladybarn 107 24/11/2010 Iron In The Royal Sole? 108 01/12/2010 FM Warning: Culture Can Kill 109 26/01/2011 From our own correspondent in Ladybarn The Father Megson Archive Articles from the WithQuiz website in date order Dated Title of article (or brief description if untitled) 110 09/02/2011 Write on, Dusty 111 23/03/2011 Waiting For Biffo 112 05/10/2011 Saint Oliver Plunkett had it easy 113 02/11/2011 Ballyboke Bugle Saturday Supplement (1) 114 23/11/2011 She Died With Her Metal-Tipped Boots On 115 11/01/2012 Dedicated to Tony, who appears to be missing his spiritual mentor 116 17/10/2012 A View from the Ladybarn Charabanc 117 28/11/2012 A Postcard from Mablethorpe 118 05/12/2012 Through plate glass darkly - a belated view from the Reeks 119 02/01/2013 A View from the Fiscal Rocks 120 06/02/2013 A View from the Statosphere 121 13/02/2013 A View from our Papal Turf Accountant 122 06/03/2013 A View from Heaton Norris Park 123 27/03/2013 Can't Believe It! 124 10/04/2013 Very little Shock or Awe 125 17/04/2013 Ballyboke Bugle Saturday Supplement (2) 126 24/04/2013 Brains v TUFKAC 127 16/10/2013 I Dreamt I Dwelt In Marble Halls 128 06/11/2013 Hope Springs Infernal 129 18/12/2013 (Some Christmas shopping advice) 130 29/10/2014 A Blob is Born 131 19/11/2014 A Blob takes shape 132 03/12/2014 Pulpit Palpitations 133 17/12/2014 Blobber Soul 134 14/01/2015 Two more ringers sign up for WithQuiz 135 18/02/2015 Chaste all the way home 136 14/10/2015 ‘Summoned by Bells' 137 11/11/2015 Nothing special 138 02/12/2015 The Buckfast years 139 20/01/2016 Big boot and custard cream 140 12/10/2016 Peaks and Troughs 141 26/10/2016 Carry on Kampfing 142 22/03/2017 (Farewell to Dave Barras) 143 24/01/2018 Sour Aul Cleric up for grabs 144 14/02/2018 Letters to the Editor The Father Megson Archive Articles from the WithQuiz website in date order 05/02/2003 Brains of Oak playing the History Men; dispute about elements in the paper (no title) A Chara, To give notice of our appeal against defeat by The History Men on 29/01/03 on the following beach-like grounds; 1) An overweight brain was fielded by Ivor. This is a bantam-brained league and middle-heavyweight brains simply cannot be tolerated. 2) They infringed the foreign player limitation rule by fielding 3 Sassenachs. This rule must be enforced rigidly or before you know it hordes of highly-opinionated Czech ladies already massing on our easternmost borders according to my satellite will muscle their way in drinking our hard-earned beer and taking all the plum QM jobs which are our children's heritage (if we are sober enough to have any of course).