FREE THE MARGE BOOK: SIMPSONS LIBRARY OF WISDOM PDF Matt Groening | 96 pages | 01 May 2009 | HarperCollins Publishers (Australia) Pty Ltd | 9780061698804 | English | New South Wales, Australia The Simpsons Library of Wisdom Series by Bill Morrison JavaScript must be enabled to use this site. Please enable JavaScript in your browser and refresh the page. We are shipping all orders on time, but please expect possible delays in transit. The post office and other shippers are overwhelmed and some shipments may experience significant delays. Some international orders have seen delays as large as weeks. Auction in progress, bid now! Weekly Auction ends Monday October 26! By Matt Groening. Bart Simpson, the much-maligned, misunderstood, under-appreciated "underachiever," comes clean and God help us! Now the truth can be told at last as Bart offers up his School Survival Guide, secret codes, pullable pranks, dream tattoos, favorite El Barto "tags," and the Xmas list to end all lists and future visits from Santa. This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you The Marge Book: Simpsons Library of Wisdom it becomes available. Culled from The Simpsons Library of Wisdom comes this hilarious and insightful series of portable, quotable books that will eliminate the need for all religions and philosophies, exalt man's role in the universe, and make the world a better place The satirical musings of Matt Groening's The Simpsons will be at the tip of your tongue and a fingertip away with this newest volume in the wildly popular, critically-acclaimed series The Simpsons Library of The Marge Book: Simpsons Library of Wisdom. Marge Simpson, the woman with the impossibly blue and improbably high hairdo, is more than just America's number one Mom. She is a complex woman with an inner life, hopes and dreams, and an incorrigible family that she holds together with wifely devotion, motherly love, and extra special home-spun creativity. From a teenage feminist out to set the world and her bra on fire to the real head of the Simpson household, Marge Simpson brings the Library of Wisdom just what it needs Allow the portly proprietor of 'The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop' to guide you through the ins and outs, the fast food takeouts, online dates, things he hates, Wonder Woman dreams, internet schemes, chick flicks, Kung Fu kicks, gaming freaks, fan boy geeks, comic books, condescending looks, Tolkien's Middle Earth, his own middle girth, and every other aspect of pop culture from his own expertly acerbic point of view. Hi-diddly-ho, true believers! Ned Flanders, everyone's favorite no-nonsense neighborino, is here to lend a helping hand, full of homespun and home-schooled hints! Moe Szyslak, pug-ugly purveyor at the local waterin' hole, has done it all! Get to know the man behind the apron strings, the misunderstood mixologist with the gold-plated heart, as he educates you in everything from dating essentials, poetry, and cocktail napkin jokes, to charity work, babysitting, and surviving the holidays without putting a noose around your neck! Homer Simpson is a man's man, an Average Joe, a loving father and husband, and a devoted beer drinker. But do you know the "real" Homer? Find out what's on Homer's mind, The Marge Book: Simpsons Library of Wisdom the mysteries of Homer's fridge, hang out in Homer's haunts; meet his friends and enemies; and spend a typical day with the lovable lout who will lift you out of your D'oh-ldrums. There's more to Ralph than meets the eye. He might be that kid you feel like pointing towards and laughing at, but Ralph Wiggum has a 'special' way of disarming you with his completely off-kilter statements that always have the ring of truth about them. See the world through Ralph-coloured The Marge Book: Simpsons Library of Wisdom as he muses on household pets, poetry, constellations, homemade gifts, hiding spots, sports, school, right and wrong, crime and punishment, love, leprechauns, wookies, wiggle puppies and a lot more non-booger and paste-related subjects. So don't just stand there with your finger up your nose. In The Simpsons Library of Wisdom, Matt Groening, the creator of 'The Simpsons', offers an ongoing series of portable and quotable books that will eliminate the need for all religions and philosophies, exalt man's role in the universe and make the world a better place Date This week Last week Past month 2 months 3 months 6 months 1 year 2 years Pre Pre Pre Pre Pre s s s s s s Search Advanced. Issue ST. Published by HarperCollins. Available Stock Add to want list Add to cart Fine. Published Sep by HarperCollins. Available The Marge Book: Simpsons Library of Wisdom Add to want list This item is not in stock. Published Mar by HarperCollins. Published Oct by HarperCollins. Issue ST No image available. Read a little about our history. Comic books in 'Simpsons Library of Wisdom' Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Want to Read saving…. Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Other editions. Enlarge cover. Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Open Preview See a Problem? Details if other :. Thanks for telling us about the problem. Return to Book Page. Marge Simpson, the woman with the impossibly blue and improbably high hairdo, is a complex woman with an inner life, hopes and dreams, and an incorrigible family that she The Marge Book: Simpsons Library of Wisdom together with a healthy homemade helping of common sense. Join the coupon-clipping queen of discount shopping at the nearby Sprawl-Mart, at a meeting of the school PTA, in the middle of a bodice-rip Marge Simpson, the woman with the impossibly blue and improbably high hairdo, is a complex woman with an inner life, hopes and dreams, and an incorrigible family that she holds together with a healthy homemade helping of common sense. Join the coupon-clipping queen of discount shopping at the nearby Sprawl-Mart, at a meeting of the school PTA, in the middle of a bodice-ripping romance novel, at a theatrical performance of her one-woman show, or in her crusade against cartoon violence, domestic strife, and suburbia's quiet life of desperation. Get A Copy. Hardcover96 pages. Published March 10th by Harper Design first published March 1st More Details Original Title. The Simpsons Library of Wisdom. Other Editions 1. Friend Reviews. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. 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