,. \ February, 1922 25c the Copy Ohio University Libraries, University Archives, http://media.library.ohiou.edu/ ~- ~ ~ i Qyalif)r - ~ in . -, I : ~ \portraits I ' ~ndividuality iS the keynote ~ ~ to a perfect portrait. Bring;. ~ · I ~ · / ing out the real p~rsonality, ~ M the fine points in character, ~ W · the. little traits · that inake us ~ ~, d ·what we are. If you .. want " ~ . , ~ a photo of your real self, of what your friends see to Phone A love and admire: call oq , fi• fi 1 w 1101 ~ ,ffi for 1 ' M· Y Appointment .. W, . - ~ ' '' . ~ CUtLUMS; i~ , STUDIO- - i~ 1 ~ . 28 ~~~o::s~~~~~reet ~ ~ ' '• ~ ' ©II ll~~lllt~~~~IE ~=~lltE::IIJI~II~3111EE~=~IIIt~::~~IE~ll:£~~»11© I THE GREEN GOAT · Page One The Business Management of The Green Goat wishes to take this means to show their appreciation of the liber­ al manner in which the business houses of Athens have support­ ed this first issue of The Green Goat. The following merchants' advertisements appear in this issue: The College Inn \Vindsor Columbia Theatre Bentley Craft Shop Security Savings Bank McKee Drug Co. McPherson Shoe Repair Shop The Palace Sommer's Store Athens Steam Laundry Hutchinson & Stickney Preston's Swanson Furniture Co. Logan's Book and News Millikan's Jewelry Store Scott Haney Co. Ideal Shoe Shining Parlor The D. Zenner Co. Mathews & Wolfe Jacobs & Drake Model Restaurant Moler Auto Sales Co. Leader Confectionery Grones & Link Littler'~ Bakery , Kerr Hardware Co. Maxwell's Novelty Store Athens National Bank Hotel Berry Barber Shop Colonial Cullum's Studio Coe's Shoe St0re Home Furnishing Co. Cornwell's Crystal Restaurant Cline's Pharmacy Majestic Theatre Antorietto Overmyer's Bakery J. L. Beckley & Son ~ American Dry Cleaning Co. The Bank of Athens Lash's Drug Store The Messenger Printery THE GREEN GOAT Page Two ------------------------------------ UTCHINSON & TICKNEY Columbia H ONEST SHOES Records Tell us your Record wants-we are at your service. Any Record we fail to find in our stock of more ATHENS, OHIO than five thousand can be gotten for you within two or three days. The Store where fitting is the rule, Swanson Furniture Co. not the exception MUSIC AND GIFT SHOP 25 North Court St. He--"Why didn't you answer my letter?" She--"1 never received it." He--"You didn't?" Chas. C. Millikan She--"No, and besides I didn't like some of the things you said in it."-Burr. JEWELER and OPTICIAN 0-HI-0 He--"My, but that is a beautiful arm you have." ATHENS, OHIO She--"Yes, I got that playing basketball." He--"Do you ever play football?"-Voo Doo. 0-HI-0 1st Enfant-My sister got a pearl from an oyster. 2nd Enfant-That's nothing; my sister got Our Shines Last a diamond from some poor fish.-J ester "\\r e invite you to visit us 0-HI-0 Bounder-What are all those trunks doing THE IDEAL over there by the stage door? Rounder-Why those are the chorus girls' clothes. Shoe Shining Parlor Bounder-Let's go to another show. Maxwell Brothers' THE NOVELTY STORE Model Restaurant 16 South Court St. for QUALITY AND SERVICE School Supplies Hair Nets, all styles. Towels and Toilet Soap. Fancy Hair The place where students can Ornaments. Post Cards. Candy and afford to eat Peanuts. E. P. Barker, Prop. Opp. Opera House THE GREEN GOAT Page Three -------------------------------------- SHOE REPAIRING C!tnllege Inn -at- The Place McPHERSON'S to PROMPT SERVICE Next door to Logan's Book Store Spend Your Spare Time 16 West Union St. FOR MONEY DEPOSITED ON AND AFTER OCTOBER 1st, 'WE PAY FOUR PER CENT COLUMBIA Four per cent interest on Certificates of Deposit if left twelve months. Three per cent if left six months. No interest after twelve months unless re­ newal. No interest except for the full six months or twelve months. Principal may be withdrawn THEATRE without interest at any time according to Bank reg­ ulations. We pay 2¥:: % compound interest on savings ac­ counts subject to deposit and withdrawal as per reg­ Home of ulations. Absolutely safe-under state control and with six hundred thousand ($600,000) dollars of as­ sets. GOOD ENTERTAINMENT The Security Savings Bank ATHENS, OHIO OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS D. H. Moore _______ President C. G. O'Bleness ______ Cashier F. L. Alderman __ _ Vice-Pres. F. B. Kiltau ____ Asst. Cashier A Dante Joke Hon. I. M. Foster Judge L . G. Worstell J. Halliday Cline Mrs. Dante-"What are you writing about now dear?" 1st Prof.--Weren't you a little hard on that Dante-"Oh, Hell, 'you wouldn't understand Freshman when he looked at his watch a couple it."-L ampoon. of times? 0 - HI- 0 2nd Prof.--No! If he had only looked at his watch I wouldn't have minded so much, but Fresh Fresh.-"Great day for the race." when he held it to his ear to see if it was going or Wise Senior-"What race?" not--then I gave up.-Brown Jug. Fresh Fresh.-"Ha! Ha! The human race." Wise Senior-"What do you care? You don't 0-HI-0 belong to it!" 0 - HI-0 That cross-eyed girl we saw the other day may have been a preacher's daughter, but we'll be He-"Passed by your house last night." damned if she looked straight. She (bored)-"Thanks."-Jester. SHOP i\ T SOMMER'S Ladies' Ready-to-Wear Girls' Under-Things Hose, All the Wanted Colors College Girls' Corsets ATHENS, OHIO Our Prices Are Lower Page Four THE GREEN GOAT / Fine Assortments of Littler Says: CHOCOLATES, including BOX \ . that it is to your advantage to buy GOLDEN .I CRUST BREAD because it is pure bread and our CANDIES Cakes are made right and sold right. If your groc­ er, by chance, don't handle Golden Crust Bread, call CIGARS, CIGARETT~S and No. 6 and we will. deliver it to you with our truck. No one has as good Doughnuts as those which are ICE CREAM made in our bakeshop. They are the kind which melt in your mouth. The · Leader Confectionery Littler's Bakery FOR FIRST CLASS WORK Others Repair Them visit WE REBUILD THEM HOTEL BERRy I BARBER SHOP Mathews & Wolfe CHRIS LOMAX, Prop. 40 North Court St. The people of President Street will soon be Better Than ·Nothing sea sick on the high C's. Prof.-Your brain is a good example of a 0 - HI- 0 perfect vacuum. The Goof- Don't blame me. I was raised on evaporated mille "I beg your pardon," said the convict, as the Governor passed his cell. 0 - Hf-0 0 - HI- 0 "That beats all" said the waiter, as he I hear that your old man died of hard drink. dropped the dish of beets. Yes. Poor fellow. A cake of ice dropped on his head. 0-HI-0 0-HI-0 Ain't We Poets? She (fixing the mussed up hair)-My, but I like it in the Fall. I wish I was an editor And in my hair a rose, ~e-Hum, I like it any time.- Gargoyle. And when they brought me stuff like this, I'd paste them in the nose. 0-HI-0 0-HI-0 Fair Enough Prof.-This is the last time I will ask you Just A Suggestion for your absent slip. Steude-Thank Heaven! That's the last of He-Will you always love dating with .me? that foolish question. She-No, sometimes I'd like to dance. THE GREEN GOAT Page Five A FULL LINE OF SEND YOUR LAUNDRY TO Home Made Candies THE and Athens Steam Laundry LOWNEY'S ' and APOLLO Quality Work and Prompt Service CHOCOLATES is our motto THE PALACE W. S. Southerton T. H. Neutzling C. R. Wilson Circumstantial Evidence When you want Rolls for special occasions Max-The Dean wears false teeth. you want the best Climax-Who told you? Max--Came out in the course of conversa­ tion when I was talking with him today. TRY 0-HI-0 Overmyer's Oh Dear! Her-Did I ever show you where I was vac­ New System cinated? Him-No. Her-Well, we'll drive around that way. Pecan, Peanut, Cocoanut, and Cinna- man for sweet rolls. Our Parker House 0 - HI- 0 rolls help make delicious sandwiches. To The Point Overmyer's New System Bread is Prof.-How did I tell you to write that baked fresh every hour and theme? Frosh-Well, you wasn't any to polite about tastes like home made it. 0 - HI-0 No Kick Coming A Slight Mistake Prospect-I'd like to see a good second hand book. Kate- Why did you return J ack's pin? Logan-So would I. Duplicate-He wanted me to marry him. 0 - HI- 0 0-HI-0 A Personal Remark Must Have Been Great Harry---'Where were you skating this after­ noon? Grape-I see your man has a mustache. Harriet-Don't get so fresh. Jewes-Yes, I had a ticklish time tonight. Page Six THE GREEN GOAT ---- -- If You Like Home Cooking Come to the CRYSTAL RESTAURANT 20 West Union Street MAJESTIC <!tf1r Bin(tsnr A Place to Dine That's Different BreakfasL ______________ 6 to 11 A. M. ATHENS' Luncheon _________ 11 A. M. to 1 P. M. Tea __________________ 3 to 4:30 P. M. FINEST THEATRE Dinner __________________ 5 to 7 P. M. Bring your friends and spend a social hour Refonner (argument alively)-Why, good heavens, skirts are at the knee now. Sophisticated One-What? Are they! When did they come down ?-Sun DOdger.