mummttmna. p j This Week in Room 1434 Gallery 1434 dishes up yet another serv­ The small room contains photographs ing for the art-hungry eye. This week’s show and paintings of spaghetti and other types of is titled “Not with my spatula you don’t" and pasta. Two parallel rows o f photographs run features the work of Paco Shima. O f the along the perimeter o f the room. It's a verit­ Gallery’s two rooms, Shima’s paintings and able photo sh oot fo r noodles w hen shown in photographs are center stage, and each room different sauces and dishes. It seems to play carries a different theme. The large room in­ off the idea of what my great-grandma used cludes several paintings, each bordered with to say when looking at her prepared meal: different colon of glitter, making them quite “Looks like picture.” It’s an interesting take pretty to look at. It’s this glittery glory that on every student’s staple m eal, and perhaps it catches your eye and forces you take in the will make you think twice before you sit entire piece. That’s when you’ll realize many down to that next plate of noodles. Paco of them also come with their own scents. It’s Shima’s work m il be on view until May 8. a nice touch. The paintings consist mostly of Gallery hours are from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. organic shapes. They look like tongues and — Tami T . Mnoian liven, or other organs of the body. It’s all very colorful and somewhat disturbing to see. 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