Saints Row: The Third (Saints Row: 3) Assassinations Guide Target: Karl • From: Shaundi • Location: Airport • Subject: Drug ring leader won’t play ball with Saints • Job Description: Karl hauls bags at the airport. He also smuggles drugs in them, and ruthlessly steps on anyone in his territory. Steal a cart at the airport and I’m sure he’ll come check you out. • How to complete this job: Just get to the airport and steal a cart. Karl will show up immediately. Shoot him down to complete this job. Target: Almonzo • From: MR. Roller • Location: The Grove • Subject: Taking a permanent dive • Job Description: I represent the Concerned Professional Gamblers of Steelport, and we’re unhappy Almonzo didn’t take a dive when he was supposed to. Harass his Luchador buddies in The Grove to get him to show. • How to complete this job: Go to The Grove and start killing the gang members wearing Luchador costumes. You must reach three stars otherwise Almonzo won’t show up. One of the members carries the GL G20 weapon. Use it for increased efficiency when you fight Almonzo. Target: Lt. Gorshin • From: Pierce • Location: New Colvin • Subject: Crooked Coop • Job Description: The Syndicate’s golden boy on the Steelport PD is Lieutenant Gorshin in New Colvin…that’s what Northeast Steelport is called. Anyway, make some noise there and he’ll probably come to you. Then cap his ass and we’ll be better off. • How to complete this job: Go to New Colvin and when you enter the area, kill some civilians to increase your Police notoriety. Gorshin will show up with several police officers. Kill him first and then disappear quickly. Target: DJ Enigmus • From: DJ Vangela • Location: Salander • Subject: Stop this DJ from spnning • Job Description: I can’t take it anymore! That trance crap Enigmus plays is messin’ with my groove. Go to Salander and blast some K12 from your radio, that’ll get her out. Then end her! • How to complete this job: Salander is an area in Steelport. Go there, and while driving, select the K12 radio station and drive around. Enigmus uses decoys and all of them are marked on your map. Kill all decoys to find the real DJ. Target: Mike • From: Saint Rocco • Location: Rosen Oaks • Subject: Lite’em Up • Job Description: This one’s personal. Mike’s a fireman who tried to burn down my poker den back in Stillwater. Now, he’s hiding from his debts in Steelport. Go to Rosen Oaks and Activate 911 – Emergency in your contact list and he and his coworkers’ll show up. • How to complete this job: Go to Rosen Oaks and use the phone to place an Emergency Call. Mike will appear accompanied. Take him out and disappear. Target: Harry • From: Mrs Vandergriff • Location: Loren Square • Subject: Kill my husband! Urgent!!! • Job Description: I need help! My Harry is trying to kill himself, and that means I won’t get the insurance money! You’ve got to kill him before he dies! He’s planning to jump off the bridge that runs from The Grove to Loren Square. Hurry! • How to complete this job: To finish this job, open your cellphone and track it. Drive until you reach a large bridge, and you see the round symbol that marks your target. Be careful because Harry is surrounded by cops. Approach the place and assassinate him, then run away. Harry is dressed in yellow. A good idea is to park your car at the end of the bridge, so you can escape the cops faster. Target: Officer Dealy • From: Saint Rocco • Location: Bridgeport • Subject: Drop this hard-ass • Job Description: Dealy’s honest, but a real hard-ass. He’ll bust Saints just for taunting people in public. It’s our right to be assholes, ain’t it? Act up in Bridgeport…taunt some people, and he’ll show. • How to complete this job:Simply go to Bridgeport and find a crowded area. Press left on your D- Pad (on Xbox 360) and taunt several civilians. When Officer Dealy shows up, shoot him and vanish. Target: Chandler • From: Concerned Citizen • Location: Sunset Park • Subject: Concerned in Steelport • Job Description: Good day. My name isn’t important. What IS important is how Chandler’s ambulance-chasing practice takes advantage of Steelport’s victims. Taking him out would be a civic improvement, for which you’ll be compensated. Stage an accident downtown…get a car to run you over… and you’ll find him. • How to complete this job: Drive to Sunset Park and when you get there exit the car. Look around and approach a moving vehicle, then jump in front of it. Make sure that the car has enough speed to knock you down. Chandler will spawn near you and he is alone. Take him out to finish this assassination. Target: Luther • From: Pierce • Location: Loren Square • Subject: Stalk the Stalker • Job Description: Luther’s a creepy-ass sex-fiend. hey, world’s full of’em right? Except the keeps comin’ on to me every time he sees me in Loren Square. Do me a favor and remove him from circulation. His twisted ass’ll approach anybody who seems friendly, so just compliment a bunch of people. • How to complete this job: In Loren Square, find a populated area and compliment some civilians by pressing Right on your D-Pad (on Xbox 360). When Luther comes out, kill him. He is alone and he is dressed in a yellow jacket. Target: Dr. Wang • From: Mrs. Vandergriff • Location: Loren Square • Subject: I’m hideous! • Job Description: Darling! Dr. Wang botched my facelift and now I look hideous. I can’t stop smiling at all! Go in for your own cosmetic surgery at his downtown office and make sure you’re his last patient ever. • How to complete this job: Open your GPS and find the cosmetic surgery office called Image as Designed. It is marked on your map by an icon showing the head of a surgeon. Enter the office and order a surgery, and then exit. Dr. Wang will appear near the office; however, he is also targeted by another hitman. Make sure you kill him first! Dr. Wang is wearing a yellow suit. Target: Tony • From: Concerned Citizen • Location: Camano Place • Subject: Concerned in Steelport • Job Description: It seems Tony, the owner of Leather and Lace up in Camano Place, thinks customers service means beating down anyone causing trouble. Go there and show him the customer is always right, even when they want him dead. Go there and order some clothing. That should get him to the register. • How to complete this job: Tony’s store is clearly marked on your map. Get there, go inside and buy something. He will appear inside the store with a baseball bat in his hand. Take him out, but stay alert because your action will increase your Police notoriety and the officers will wait for you outside. Target: Agnes • From: Shaundi • Location: Ashwood • Subject: To hell with urban morality • Job Description: There’s a group in town, called the Crusade for Urban Morality. They’re a modern- day Inquisition run by some chick named Agnes. A little streaking by her HQ near the church in Ashwood oughtta bring that repressive bitch out. • How to complete this job: First go to the location marked on your map, and you will find the church. When you get there, you will see a clothing store. Go inside and makes sure you drop your clothes, including underwear. Go outside and start streaking (press down on your D-Pad, on Xbox 360). When Agnes shows up, keep in mind that you have no weapons; therefore press the right thumbstick to hit her and finish this job. Return to the store and recover your clothes. Target: PR0TIP • From: 00BER1337 • Location: Burns Hill • Subject: D00D! Frag this N00b! • Job Description: Saintsbook needs better security. Anyway, I have a job for you. Pr0tip has pwnd my ass in PvP 2 many times. Go pwn his ass for real. He’ll be bragging near Decker HQ. • How to complete this job: The exact location of PR0TIP is also marked on your map. This is an easy job since all you have to do is to go to Burns Hill and eliminate him, but you should be aware because he is surrounded by several opposing gang members. Kill them too and disappear. Target: Randall • From: Mr. Roller • Location: Point Pryor • Subject: Bad for business • Job Description: Randall works in security at the Three Count. He also helps himself to the take. Cause a little trouble up around that casino…assault some patrons or something…to draw him out, and you can make Steelport safe for honest gamblers. • How to complete this job: Randall is a security-officer and he is well armed. To get him, go to the casino and look around for ‘’well dressed’’ civilians, especially near the limousines parked outside. Kill one or two and Randall will spawn. Take him out as well as his coworkers if you wish, and you will finish this assignment. Target: Jake • From: Raspuntin • Location: Camano Place • Subject: I’m looking for a professional. • Job Description: Call me Rasputin. I’m highly-placed in the Morningstar, but have my reasons for wanting to embarrass the current leadership. Jake’s a cement truck driver who helps bury the bodies. You’ll find him driving around Salander. Eliminate him and I’ll trust you with something bigger. • How to complete this job: Drive to Salander and you will see Jake’s truck on the streets.