VOL II, Issue 6, March 25, 2015 New Mexico’s second-largest newspaper Payday Loan Rabble-rouser PAGE 13 Why Intel Will Leave N.M. Page 5 The Best Day of the Week For Not Getting Shot by APD PAGE 10 Meet Jimmy McGill’s Love Interest, Page 23 PAGE 2 • March 25, 2015 • ABQ FREE PRESS www.freeabq.com NEWS www.abqarts.com Editor: [email protected] Associate Editor, News: [email protected] Herrera School Buses ABQ Free Press Pulp News Associate Editor, Arts: [email protected] comPilEd By ABq frEE PrEss stAff New Mexico’s second-largest newspaper Albuquerque’s VOL II, Issue6, March 25, 2015 Have dollar, Australia man getting ready to eat Advertising: [email protected] Premier Facility breakfast. Wildlife rescue officials On Twitter: will travel were called. “When I got there I actu- @FreeABQ - for - The strong dollar against the Euro is ally had to tear the box to get it out, IN THIS ISSUE hitting U.S. exports, but it’s having that’s how tightly squeezed in it was. 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Page 8 the famous video of a woman walking airdrop into North Korea 100,000 into a fountain in a shopping mall DVD and thumb-drive copies of Copy Editors Gary Glasgow editorial cartoons ......................................................................................................Page 8 while texting, now comes the tale of “The Interview” via helium balloons Jim Wagner Analysis: Your guide to ISIS/ISIL in a thousand words or less .........................................................Page 9 a woman who was hit by a freight has been met with the usual fire and Wendy Fox Dial Mayor should tell APD officers he’s sorry ......................................................................................Page 11 train while walking and texting. Like brimstone talk from the regime of Kim Letters to the editor............................... .........................................................................................Page 11 motorists and bicyclists hit by trains, Sales Manager Jong Un. “All the firepower strike Robert Reich: Corporate America is looking after itself, not America ............................................Page 14 27-year-old Sheena Keynna of Lake- means of the frontline units of the Greta Weiner, (505) 345-4080, Ext, 803 land, Fla., walked around the crossing Some of the government transparency victories in Santa Fe ........................................................Page 15 [Korean People’s Army] will launch Sales representative gates. She broke her arm after being without prior warning” to destroy the Roots of European Muslim radicalization go back to colonialism ..................................................Page 15 Jeffrey Newman, (505) 345-4080, Ext. 805 clipped by the speeding train and was balloons, North Korea’s military said thrown into the air, according to the in a statement, according to the French Operations Manager New York Daily News. news agency AFP. 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The council argued werewolves, mermaids and centaurs. 24 Republican Rep. Tom Kirby of Corrections policy: Screens: Furious franchise rushes in ............................................................................................Page 25 the flag represents “colonialism and It is the policy of ABQ Free Press to correct Loganville, Ga., doesn’t have anything imperialism.” A vice president at UCI errors in a timely fashion. Contact the editors Enter our 2015 Editor’s Choice Photo Contest…….. ....................................................................Page 25 against most mythical part-human said the “misguided” vote resulted in at the email addresses on this page. 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