Celebrity Divorces Prostitutes Are Cheaper Than Gold Diggers

Celebrity Divorces Prostitutes Are Cheaper Than Gold Diggers

CELEBRITY DIVORCES PROSTITUTES ARE CHEAPER THAN GOLD DIGGERS Author: Doug Raynor / Artist: Jason Seiler A full color, fully illustrated, humor book with dozens of photo- graphs and caricatures of celebrities. The book is 8 ½˝ x 11˝ and hardcover. The book’s contents and its page count which will be either 256, 360, or 456 will be determined by the amount of money raised to finance the making of it via crowdfunding in a project on the Kickstarter website. Contact E-mail: [email protected] Website: golddiggersepidemic.com Facebook Page: facebook.com/pages/Gold-Diggers-Epidem- ic/1397423190506953 Twitter Page: twitter.com/golddiggersepidemic YouTube Channel: youtube.com/user/GoldDiggersEpidemic Google+ Page: plus.google.com/u/0/102592606408898586433/posts BOOK DESCRIPTION CELEBRITY DIVORCES: PROSTITUTES ARE CHEAPER THAN GOLD DIGGERS is a humor book poking fun at outrageously expensive celebrity divorces. Its premise is that celebrities who pay enormous divorce settlements to their gold digging ex-spouses would have been better off with the cheaper, CHAPTER DESCRIPTIONS no strings attached alternative of using prostitutes. In addition to the expensive divorces the book will also feature: Chapter 1: What Is A Gold Digger? Definition of the term gold digger and ways to recognize gold diggers. Casting a comical eye on the gold digging that occurs in May-December couples. Chapter 2: Prostitutes Are An Alternative! Commentaries on different aspects of prostitution including: Commentary about Charlie Sheen who enjoys a lifestyle that embraces the fact that prostitutes are cheaper •The Benefits Of Prostitution than gold diggers and is the poster boy for this philoso- •Why Does Marriage Exist? phy. •Is Human Monogamy Natural? •Wives, Mistresses, And Girlfriends Are Dishonest Prostitutes Celebrities who have been involved with prostitutes •Prostitution Versus Conventional Dating Is The Same As Grocery Store and people in the sex industry who have dealt with celebrities to show that prostitution is already a service Shopping Versus Hunting commonly used by the rich, powerful and famous. Chapter 3: Celebrity Divorces Politicians and bureaucrats whose careers have been Dozens of examples of celebrity divorces with outrageously expensive disrupted or destroyed by sex scandals that could have divorce settlements awarded to gold digging ex-spouses including been avoided by using prostitutes. those of: Celebrity quotes about marriage, divorce, and/or pros- titution. • Silvio Berlusconi • Mel Gibson • Bill Murray • Steven Spielberg • James Cameron • Mick Jagger • Greg Norman • Bruce Springsteen Definition of and ways to recognize gold diggers. • Phil Collins • Michael Jordan • Chris Evert • Sylvester Stallone Examples of male, female, gay and straight gold diggers. • Tom Cruise • Jennifer Lopez • Sean Penn • Donald Trump • Michael Douglas • Madonna • Ron Perelman • Mike Tyson A list of the largest divorce settlements in history. • Clint Eastwood • Paul McCartney • Lionel Richie • Bruce Willis • Albert Einstein • Rupert Murdoch • Arnold • Tiger Woods 7 chapters covering different aspects of prostitution • Harrison Ford • Eddie Murphy Schwarzenegger and gold diggers. Chapter 4: Famous Clients Of Prostitutes NUMBER OF CELEBRITY PROFILES Several examples of celebrities who have been clients of prostitutes to IN DIFFERENT CHAPTERS show that it is a form of entertainment enjoyed by a wide diversity of people including: 256 360 456 CHAPTER PAGE PAGE PAGE • Hugh Grant • Eddie Murphy • Jimmy Swaggart NUMBER COUNT COUNT COUNT • James Harden • Eliot Spitzer • David Vitter • Ted Haggard (Governor of New York) (U.S. Senator, Louisiana) CHAPTER 3 34 52 65 • Jerry Springer • U.S. Secret Service CHAPTER 4 9 13 18 CHAPTER 5 9 13 15 Chapter 5: Famous Courtesans, Prostitutes, Madams, CHAPTER 6 6 8 16 Brothel Operators And Escort Agency Operators CHAPTER 7 37 62 94 Several examples of famous courtesans, prostitutes, madams, brothel operators and escort agency operators including: NUMBER OF CARICATURES IN THE BOOK • Kristin M. Davis (Manhattan Madam) • Heidi Fleiss (Hollywood Madam) All the caricatures in the book will be created by the international- • Suzy Favor Hamilton (former Olympic athlete and prostitute) ly recognized, award winning artist Jason Seiler. The caricatures • Dennis Hof (Bunny Ranch brothel operator) will consist of iconic images of celebrities from famous television • Jason Itzler (NY Confidential escort agency operator) and movie roles, celebrities with gold digging themes, and current • Madame de Pompadour (courtesan for King Louis XV of France) appearances of the celebrities or appearances of the celebrities at the • Sammie Spades (former Hillary Clinton intern, porn star and prostitute) height of their fame. TYPE OF 256 360 456 Chapter 6: Politicians And Bureaucrats Who Could Have FULL COLOR PAGE PAGE PAGE Avoided Sex Scandals By Using Prostitutes CARICATURE COUNT COUNT COUNT Accounts of many politicians and bureaucrats whose careers were FULL BODY 27 27 27 disrupted or destroyed by sex scandals and how they could have avoided trouble by using prostitutes (who are better at maintaining BUST 1 20 39 discretion) including: TOTAL 28 47 66 • Bill Clinton (42nd President of the United States) If the book is 256 pages it will have the following 27 full color, full • John Edwards (U.S. Senator, North Carolina) body caricatures and 1 full color, bust caricature for a total of 28 • Ted Kennedy (U.S. Senator, Massachusetts) celebrity caricatures. Full color, full body caricatures: • David H. Petraeus (Director of the Central Intelligence Agency) • Mark Sanford (Governor of South Carolina) • Bill Clinton • Mick Jagger • Sean Penn • Eliot Spitzer • Anthony Weiner (U.S. Congressman, New York) • Tom Cruise • Michael Jordan • Arnold • Howard Stern • Johnny Depp • Jennifer Lopez Schwarzenegger • Sylvester Stallone Chapter 7: Gold Diggers In May-December Couples • Clint Eastwood • Madonna • Jerry Seinfeld • Donald Trump How money is extremely important in relationships (contrary to the • Harrison Ford • Eddie Murphy • Charlie Sheen • Mike Tyson publicly promoted idea of romantic love) by presenting numerous • Mel Gibson • Bill Murray • Anna Nicole Smith • Bruce Willis examples of May-December couples. The term May-December refers • Hugh Hefner • Al Pacino • Steven Spielberg • Tiger Woods to a couple with a significant age gap between the two individuals in- Full color, bust caricature: Elin Nordegren volved. The term May-December comes from the idea that one person is in the spring of life (May) and the other person is in the winter of life If the book is 360 pages it will have all the celebrity caricatures in (December). The older person is almost always rich (or very close to it) the 256 page book and the following 19 full color, bust caricatures for which is the main reason why the younger person (gold digger) forms a a total of 47 celebrity caricatures. relationship with them despite the big age gap between them. Celebri- ties who are the older persons in May-December couples include: • Woody Allen • Simon Cowell • Gene Hackman • Russell Simmons • Alec Baldwin • Rodney Dangerfield • Jay-Z • Bruce Springsteen • Marc Anthony • Hugh Hefner • James Howard Marshall • Al Pacino • Silvio Berlusconi • Michael Douglas • Elton John • Steven Tyler • Grover Cleveland • Ice-T (the celebrity is the • Jerry Seinfeld • James Brown • Albert Einstein • Paul McCartney • Robin Williams (24th President of • Don Imus younger person • George Soros • Cher • Morgan Freeman • Jack Nicholson the United States) • Mick Jagger Anna Nicole Smith) • Sylvester Stallone • Ellen DeGeneres • Jay-Z • Paul McCartney • Howard Stern If the book is 456 pages it will have all the celebrity caricatures in • Johnny Depp • Elton John • Rupert Murdoch • Donald Trump the 256 page book and 360 page book and the following 19 full color, • Michael Douglas • Michael Jordan • Eddie Murphy • Ivana Trump bust caricatures for a total of 66 celebrity caricatures. • Clint Eastwood • Larry King • Greg Norman • Robin Williams • Harrison Ford • Rush Limbaugh • Bill O’Reilly • Bruce Willis • 50 Cent • George Clooney • Nick Nolte • Frank Sinatra • Mel Gibson • Jennifer Lopez • Aristotle Onassis • Buzz Aldrin • Dustin Hoffman • Gary Oldman • Jason Statham • Gene Hackman • Madonna (the celebrity is the • Nicolas Cage • Anthony Hopkins • Alex Rodriguez • Lawrence Taylor younger person Jackie • James Cameron • Janet Jackson • William Shatner • Stanley Tucci Kennedy Onassis) • Jim Carrey • Ben Kingsley • Gene Simmons.

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