4 • THE JOHN ADAMS TOWER, March 321 1978 DOYOU REMEMBER? • NOTso LON& 160. 1971 ( < Disturbed by the officials Aronson urg~ him to re-evaluate t~e situation. · video tape equipment to his freshmen class. Need we say more? Is this who we think it is? Is he a freshman, too? HeJ Cwidak, where's the teacher?! Mr. Brady? Mrs. Starkweather? (1966] [1963] ... Mr. Schutz? Mr. Seeley? [1963] • [1951] ' .lohn Adams High Sl·hool as it appeared in 1940,. thc _\Car dasscs l'Ommcnl'cd. Photos from John Adams ALBUM Hairl... Hairl... Hairl... Hair!... Hairl... Hair!... Hair!• • • Hair!. HairI . Halrl. Hairl Yes officer, that's the man!!! Mr. Poe, don't you think it's getting Mr. Schutz, Mr. Szucs, where are -Mr. Cordell, Mr. H?.Jaway, where is a little long? those -milJion-dollar hairstyles?! it? 2 - THE JOHN ADAMS TOWER March 32. 1978 -II: BULLETIN Letter.s to the · Editor ~- After reading a recent letter to indebted to a handful of its .active really shocking isn't it? To think the moving of the vehicles, he the editor, about spirit week, I felt students. In fact, never have so that students actually can't read or could simply call the newspaper A ransom note has compelled to bring out my many, owed so much, to so few. I write- or add, I'm shocked! Also staff 'which would promptly tow been discovered in the typewriter and issue a response. · am speaking, of course, about our these seniors ·have schockingly bad tl}ese offenders away. The Tower Tower. The kidnapper's Brilliant! His' contests and style in fire-fighting crew. Some of my vocabularies. Wow, . what a would teach these pests a lesson · demands are "1 inch that letter amaze 1.-Me only wishes fellow pupils have developed a shocker! But since I go to Adams I and do a great favor for JARS. · box popped popcorn, 2 that I could duplicate his' ideas. sense by which they can spot fires realize how priviliged I am, and I'm - Responsible Freshman and retfort them before the fires r. plate lunches with Seriously, however, I must take sure no one is shocked by this - remark which I just did make-. Give -:-::::l-il:liClir::::&HCBB:::llilCIMICIIIMC8:IRIICIRiCliiHClikCRB chocolate milk, a Tran­ umbrage at his arguments, or at actually exist. I marvel at your i. least a few of them. Surely no one talent and am honored by your very me the test, and I'll shock everyone I have heard some rumors of the s po bus - with driver still mistakenly believes that spirit presence in my school. And by doing so good! reinstatement of weighted grades. and 40c. All this must week has anything to do with incidentally, I also wish to thank _A English Scholar .It is the opinion of this student that be ready before fifth raising spirit to support a sports you for the physical activity which c a e a - a a s s a s 8 8 8 8 8 the grades are heavy enough hour." team? Gee-no. Any perceptive has been provided us, in the already. It would be an unfair Principal W. Przy­ person wc:>uldrealize that it's (or is process of our life saving. _As an underclassman I feel that I burden to "better students as they bysz says that the that its') real purpose is to give the Exercised Peer speak for all my peers in wishing would have to bring home a 3 or 4 school "will definitely seniors a chance to put the rest of iRRH&k&HRH&HHRH> this year's seniors our blessings for pound report card, whereas other pay the ransom. How­ the school in its place. "Are you the rest of their lives. We're going students' report cards will only be 9 Me, Victor Gets, of sound brain ever, the cafeteria staff sure?" "ABSOLUTELY!" Of to miss you, and I'd just like to say or 10 ounces. Obviously no student ' course, there is a subtle secondary & body, has decided to give up that we all wish your class a · should have to face such a has notified me that purpose-- to delay third hour. being editor that does the work successful existence and hope you miscarriage of justice. today is not chocolate "When we're tardy, we're tardy which I did when it was time to do will continue your educations in !:_utureJARS Counselor milk day. We plan to hardy!" Promoting school spirit? the work. I done did ~njoy that stuff . college, because you are the solve this by giving How quixotic. I mean, really man, but, it's no more fun as I have for freshman class of 1996. HHHHBHHHHHHHBBH> them [the kidnappers] when a school's got class, who myself no time. Next Senior Class President a can of Nestles's needs spirit? We've got many Thanks for everything, because My brain hurts! It's a wonderful HHHHHHRH&HHR&HH> -Quick and two plastic large, happy cliques -- and that sometimes I had fun sometimes. feeling as I walk through our newly spoons." ain't bad. I mean, like man, who Thanks to all of you again_for doing painted halls. Both colours & odor the things which you done. As distinguished member of combine to affect me in this Shapiro;· a page · cares if they despise each other-­ a s. just as long- as everyone is Vic the freshmen class, I am proud to wonderful way. As if in a dream editor on the TOWER consistent. M HHHBHH> say that after 27 weeks, I have land, - my head _spins gracefully · commented "There are R. Guildenstern II discovered the optimum use of the through this painted menagerie : probably two kidnap­ ----- into _a state 9f total nausea . Yes, In recent ·months I have been · John Adams Tower. With all of the , pers. I hope they IHHHHHHHHHHHHBH> shocked at the news that high illegally parked cars at our school this change truly exemplifies decide to keep· him." schools seniors in Florida can't instead of Mr. Sheebish coming JARS. Recently JARS has become pass an Equivalency Test. That 's over the loudspeaker to demand DISCLAIMER TO THE .... If anyone has been •---------ll!ll!lllll•T-h•c• --,•~--- _.,•_,•,.•'t'c•.,•..• _------•----------------------------offended by the material in this paper please · accept our 1 h1, '-j C (JI ' t humblest apologies, and please e I/<;' l'l h :.k e. L- I\ don't sue us - We're so broke ,,_ ,0r-~ - . TRACTIONLIN-E you'd have to give us the money to ay you. Sirs: this purpose I would like to in making a truly successful investigate for me a question need help! I co·nstantly fall Just a quick little note to propose buying this publication April Fool's · issue that people which has been weighing heavily asleep in Math class. _What can I inform you that I feel your to go with my_ Plains Gazette. will bother to read! on my mind. Is the whole world -do?! "newspaper" stinks. I wouldn't · , Larry Flint Arnold VonBunk crazy or is it just me? Snoozy even let . Amy use it to line the Confused Snoozy: Hope the teacher is bottom of her bird's cage! I Sirs: Sirs: Westville asleep, too! Jimmy Carter Sit on it! Recently I read in your paper ,Confused: Don't worry yourself, Sometime President of U.S. The NEW Sweathogs a request for a contract to be it's the whole world. Sirs: put out on one of your teachers. Could you tell me where I Sirs: Sirs: Might I suggest to that person Sirs: could buy an essay on Romeo Good luck next year. Anything •~- I would like to inform you that that he take a very simple What penalty might I face if J and Juliet? I've checked every· ' the proper spelling of my name would be better than this piece do-it-yourself course at my school should kill a certain English I where! is W-1-L-L~I-A-M (got that right) of trash. I sure hope, for your of "self defense." teacher who gave me a C on the , Ill P-R·Y-Z ... P-Y-R-Z ... sake, that there's an improve­ Idi Amin Dada best paper I ever wrote? ' Ill (iterate): Come to our office; P-Z-R-Y ... P-R-Z-Y·B-S ment. Field Marshall, Doctor, Profes­ Furious A printed response might fall P-R-Z-Y-B-Y-Z-S ... Oh, what sor, Furious: J-0 to life, but do it into the wrong l hands . the heck! Sirs: President-for-Life, anything we anyway. He deserves it. And William Przybysz (got it right!) How dare you steal our idea forgot, besides, you'll be a hero. Principal for a fake letter column. We are Liberator of Uganda. .Goetz John Adams High School - currently filing a plagiarism suit in Federal Court. Have fun! Sirs: Si;s: am ~urrently enrolled in 'd .•s Co ·. Ve/ red Sirs: National Lampoon Staff I would like to comment on Basketweavmg I and have What the (expletive deleted) your already taken Sex Life of the by Betsy Brazy do you (expletive deleted) people Sirs: Jesse Whitcomb African Bullfrog I plus II. What think you're (exp. de.) doing? You'll never match us, so why can I talk next year to remain LATEAFTERNOON -TUESDAY are you trying. Go back to This piece of (exp. de!.) is (e.d.) Sirs: eligible for football. Victor Goetz has been found! writing a "real" newspaper.