James Madison University JMU Scholarly Commons The iF xer, 1969-1973 JMU Special Collections 11-13-1971 The iF xer, November 13, 1971 Madison College Press (Free) Follow this and additional works at: http://commons.lib.jmu.edu/fixer Custom Citation The iF xer, November 13, 1971. Harrisonburg (Va.): Madison College Press (Free). This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the JMU Special Collections at JMU Scholarly Commons. It has been accepted for inclusion in The iF xer, 1969-1973 by an authorized administrator of JMU Scholarly Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Ul.Ubh 5 f^er/efh (Z, Pk^lr**r' Aj«,/Vj", (o "We are all here to enjoy, to ■ ■: ^7^) ■ ! v}' know, to create, and to share our happiness with all others .:^aWj around us," ♦V / M L-&m # u ®loTI\ v-yi <§© Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Irff^jp>) I %s c i/V)\ N7 I' l-gMVrl k74.. III ' SOCIAL WORK ABBAND WESTERN STATE i. i< fNj g> '•£& ?*•/ !>■■ HOSPITAL IK yk \ -iv \ Uy RorFor any social work student 7. V ■jf J'ir^TP considering employment with 'West-Vie st- rs ern State Hospital (in Staunton),^Staimton), {•A. the followingfollowing' should be considered:considered; —0 caseloads ranging in some instances ' ' - >.7* a ^y. iT ■ uptip to several hundred; the direc- tor of Social Service is over 65; n ' IsTy 7' you may be subordinate to a Jr. a LB . A "Mn...i & * .flmsetpmiipejs• Li/ m physician v/ithwith less formal back- ground in psychology than yourself}yourself 5 _rrue If God is One, what is your departmentdepar tment will have no in- -False_Ialse hadbad-'Charle3arles Manson '70 service training; your starting pay will be less than that of _True-True To shoot a robot genocidal R.N.'sR,N,'s without the B„S. degree; -False_False policeman in the defense and you may'be distressed to learn of life is a sacred act. that the primary method of treat- Timothy Leary '70 ment is by drugs—no, netnot psycho- analysis, group therapy or behav- _True You can only do that which ior modification, although some -False_False is called good,good. electro-shock therapy is still Baba Ram Dass '70 used. However, if you feel that you _True Everybody is doing the best can fight excessive red tape, in- -False_Ealse they can. adequate (number of) supporting Ken Kesey '63 mental health professionals (psy- chologists, psychiatrists, etc.),etc,), -True__True I am you, and when you ad- rigid status qucism and disorgan- J?alse-False mit that, you will be ization, maybe you should give free,free. I am just a mirror Western State a try. If, you think Charles Manson '70 of yourself as an agent of social change (constructive) you will True Only that in you which is find either site (there are 2 lo- _Palse-False me can hear what I am cations—2 miles apart) a consider- saying. able challenge. Once employed, ask Baba Ram BassDass '70 questions, challenge the answers, find out if alternatives have been _TrueJTrue You have only one body, tried, openly challenge, in staff _False_Ealse Lingerie ad '68 conferences the opinions of staff members with seniority and even _TrueJErue If the judge says death send (or better yet, carry) formal -FalseJTalse I am dead. I've been suggestions to the "powers that dead. BeathDeath is life. be" which will with relative prom- Charles Manson '70 ptness, be rationalized away. Right on, social workers! _True Obedience to the law is RorFor Peace and Justice, "False"Raise freedom. Ft.Rt. Bix,Dix, 20th Century Carl H. Hanbury JErue-True There's cops outside and 0 "False"Raise cops inside. "The most beautiful thing in Ken Kesey '66 the world is freedom of speech."speech," BiogenesDiogenes JErue-True If you think you're free, J?alse^Ralse there's no escape pos- 0 — sible. Baba Ram BassDass '70 The male chauvinists who-;who-;- -TrueJErue You're perfect, you can called women on Madison's campus _Palse_Ralse never do any wrong.wrong, last week claiming to be con- Charles Manson '69 ducting a poll for The FixerRixer on premarital sexual relations (Cont. on page 2) were in NO way connected with the paper. Tapes of the interviews have L.,L./k-, I rV.op~-r- — -^1 ■ . the fixer. ,,,,,••...... page 2 ,,,,,».....* •< (Truth cont,)cont.) True What we are doing is go- _TrueTrue With all thosethose sidhis,,sldhis,. 'FalseFalse inging backward-butbackward-but in do- False with all those powers, ing so we become freer. wow,,wo;r,. what I can do.,do,, I can Sherry and Jerry Brummel make the world a better 1970 place to live in, Heh. Watch it,lt«. Far-Out is fine.fine, I am... Baba Ram Dass 1970 Who's minding the Someone else,else. stop©?store? True What this country needs Gordon Ashby 1966 False is sanitysanityrf Individual sanity, and all the rest _True We don't want a commune, will come true,.true. False We want a community,. Ken KesayKesey 1970 Ken BabbsEabbs 1969 _TrueTrue Once you seesee that thethe True If you want something False roperone is not a snake, you _FalseFalse for nothing, go jerk can't make the rope into off. a snake again. The illu- Bob Weir 1970 sion's done for you,. Baba Ram Dass 1970 __True_True Nobody guaranteed you it False was going to be easy. _TrueTrue RealReal wealth cancan onlyonly in- Ken Kesy 1970 _False__False crease.crease, Buckminster Fullerl9?7 __TrueTrue There are no secrets at False all. ^TrueTrue You have toto give up know- Baba Ram Dass 1970 False ing you know in order to be it all. _True Lies, all lies. Baba Ram LassDass 1970 FalsaFaIs^ Ken Kesey 1965 _TrueTrue Not toto understand is to __True__True In the province of the False be on the inside;Inside; to un- False mind, what one believes derstand is to be on the to be true either is outside. true or becomes true, Chuang Tzu 270 B.C. John Lilly 1970 ^TrueTrue It'sIt's aa bitbit hardhard toto bull-bull- _True Take what you can use, False shitshit thethe ocean, It's not False and let the rest go by. listening, you know what Ken Kesey 1969 I mean? David Crosby 1970 True Love kills., False Roy Sebern 1968i960 _True Total paranoia is total True You can only love life False awareness. _True You can only love life Charles Manson 1970 False when you can love death- — The fear of death is the prime motivating force _True If you resist evil, as False soon as it's gone you in this country at this fold. moment. Ken Kesey 1970 Baba Ram Dass 1970 - 0 _True There is only one sin. FOOD? False Fretting, Neal Cassady 19^61966 To find out what our wonderful dining hall has dreamed up to _True When the wrong man uses tempt our taste buds,, just dial "FalseFalse the right means, the MENU(6368) and a sweet, sexy, right means work in the young voice will Inform you wrong way.,way,, what your next few meals will Fritz Peris 19^91969 consist of. _True My eating will not fill "False your stomach.stomach, , MEDITATION LECTURE Barry Stevens 1970 There will be an introductory lecture on TranscendantalTranscendental Med- JTrue_True There are no accidents itation on November 17» (Wed.), False whatsoever in the uni- at 8:00P.M.8;OOP,M, in Jackson Hall verse.verse, Room 1. All faculty, students, Baba Ram Dass 1970 and Interested persons are in- (cont.(cont, col. 2) vited to attend. This will be the begi-nning of another course. 0 0 fff f ST1S^Tl dcl fo V/xpr boY y2d>5yZ S 5 Sfuci<2St u cis rxtpf arT)cJ,arl/cJ. e5 IMee^cLedIMee^cied _ >.v. cr C.C.Ucah VZ75" 9C S353 -• V,- 'U-—/'V / • vrxm' The Fixer .pagepage 3, FOOD: PART .IV WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT YOUR Dieting ECOLOGY:ECOLOGY! INSTALLMENT IV We're supposed to be Virginia How we can save some trees: slim in Amerika,Amerika. And so we diet. It's hard though. ■*Try*Try not to use the post office at The food-makers and food-sell- all; communicate long distance via ers are always tempting us. Can- messenger (a much more cosmic dies and cookies are deliberately method). If you must write, don't placed near the check-out counter use envelopes and seal letters so we'll grab at them while wait- with degradeable glue. No waste ing,ing. Canada Dry "tastes like love" scratch paper or stationery. Use tweytaey tell us, and we'11"comewe*11"come a- both sides; write small. Explain liue on Pepsi;Pepsi;' They offer us bot- to correspondents what you're do- tled and packaged replacements ing. for the real thing, and in one ^Cancel subscriptions to newspa- way or another most of us get su- pers that don't keep to minimum cked in without knowing it. size and which are two-thirds ad- People often overeat and eat vertising (most of it designed to sweet stuff when anxious or frus- further increase individual con- trated. Amerika creates bad jobs, sumption of products), and which bad vibes, bad wars, bad schools, use up to 350 pages a week per and bad rules about how people subscrib9r--asubscribsr--a tremendous rip- should relate to each other, and off of trees; more paper is used then Amerika offers to relieve up for daily papers than for any- some^of out tension with tran- thing else. quilizers, aspirin, make-up, "escape machines," T.V.