Ardent anglers pursue fishing greatness on New Hampshire’s frozen landscape By Clay Groves and Dave Kellam 44 January/FebruaryJanuary/February 2012 2012 •• Ardent anglers pursue fishing greatness on New Hampshire’s frozen landscape e are Dave Kellam and Clay Groves, and we have OPD Cusk only enter shallow water in the winter to spawn, so ice W– Obsessive Piscatorial Disorder. Psychologists poorly fishing was our only option. Based on advice from many fish- understand our preoccupation with fish, but our families are ing magazines, we decided to try Alton Bay at night. When we well aware of the symptoms: distractibility around water, arrived, the bobhouse village on the ice suggested a hotspot; inability to tell time while fishing, and severe anxiety during however, the air temperature was in single digits and the place warm days while mowing the lawn. was dead, except for the howling wind. Our OPD served us well when we taught people about fish Dragging our gear-laden sleds onto the ice, we couldn’t at the Amoskeag Fishways Learning and Visitors Center in help but swagger. It might have been the chafing long under- Manchester, N.H. We have since changed jobs and moved to wear, but we think it was our hunter-gatherer machismo burst- different towns, but we still have the affliction. ing forth. So much so, that last winter, while reminiscing about the We brought tons of gear, including chairs, augers, cameras, good ol’ Fishways days, Dave tackle boxes, jigging rods, flash- said, “We ought to try to catch lights, a propane heater, extra every kind of fish in New propane tanks, a coffee can of Hampshire.” And Clay, not suckers and a camp stove. Our to be outdone, replied, “We plan was to drill a bunch of should eat ’em, too!” holes, set up a portable shanty We laughed, and then real- and bounce large glowing ized we had uttered a challenge sucker-tipped jigs off the bot- to ourselves to do something no tom throughout the night. We one else had done before. We also planned to clean, cook and had a chance at infamy through eat the cusk. angling. We began to make After walking about a plans right away. quarter-mile, our backs ached We decided to take one year The first catch - a cusk. New Hampshire's and our faces were numb. and target freshwater fish, freshwater cod. Exhausted, we stopped and set excluding the endangered spe- up camp. A strong frigid gust cies, of course. We could fish together or alone, but we would blew us back on our heels, as if to say, “Good evening boys, eat the fish together. We agreed to keep the first legal speci- you’re in for it now.” men of each species and not use nets or traps. With hypothermia setting in, we pulled out the tent-like Our challenge evolved into an epic quest as we became shelter and it instantly became an elaborate box kite that angling knights in pursuit of the holy grail of fishing. We threatened to drag us to our doom. We wrestled it to the ice started a Facebook page and blog that attracted hundreds of and chucked in all our gear. fans. We soon found ourselves writing newspaper articles and Once inside, we unpacked our secret weapon: a new fish making television appearances. We were even recognized at finder that revealed life 20 feet beneath us. Hope warmed our the town dump! veins as we scrambled for bait and line. We lowered our lures to We could spill the beans right now and reveal how many the precise depth, but instead of a strike we were snubbed. For a fish we caught, but that misses the point. Because the true tro- maddening three hours, fish after fish insulted us. phies of the quest are the lessons we learned along the way. We With no promise of fish and temperatures falling, we decided want to share some of those lessons, starting with one learned to cut and run. Once outside, a minus-9° F wind chill took our while fishing for New Hampshire’s freshwater cod. breath away. We hurled all the gear back into our sleds, lashed the crumpled shanty on top, and hoofed it to the cars. KEEP IT SIMPLE, STUPid As we sat in a McDonald’s booth in Alton, embracing our hot Since we began our quest in February, our first fish was one coffees like they were lost children, we shared our thoughts. Dave we could only catch through the ice. We set our sights on the pointed out that fishing magazine editors are sadistic. Clay added burbot or Lota lota by its scientific name – a fish so nice, a that they were in cahoots with tackle manufacturers. We both biologist named it twice. New Hampshire anglers call it a cusk, were disappointed, but wanted to carry on, so we decided to try a and it looks like the love child of an eel and a catfish. traditional Granite State cusk fishing method. •• January/FebruaryJanuary/February 20122012 55 On his way home, Clay stopped in Center Harbor Fish number five and set up six cusk lines, which are heavy lines anchored to the bottom, baited with suckers, and tied in our quest! to a stick overnight. Cusk are the only fish in New Hampshire that can be legally caught this way. The next day on his way to work, Clay walked onto the ice in dress pants and a tie. He turned a few heads as he chipped out the lines and pulled up four nice cusk. Lesson learned: simple is better. Where hundreds of dollars of gear failed, six paint stirrers and some string succeeded. This lesson served us well through- out the quest, and allowed us to focus on the fish instead of our equipment. IT Ain’T OVER ’TIL THE LifE insUrancE SALESMan Sings Cousin Ron lands the first black crappie. Many fishermen are curmudgeons. They yell at kids for making noise and grumble at friends who are late. These guys usually end up fishing alone, and that’s too bad, because during our quest we learned that fishing with others adds a whole ’nother dimen- sion to the experience, especially if that person is Clay’s cousin Ron. “There goes a dogfish, chased by a catfish.” The B-52’s “Rock Lobster” lyrics heralded the arrival of cousin Ron, a life insurance salesman from Lowell and a self-proclaimed Karaoke star. As he danced our way, we could tell he was enthusiastic about helping us catch our target fish: the black crappie. After quick hellos, we offered him fishing tips, like using waxworms instead of mealworms with small, colorful ice jigs, and to avoid setting the hook hard in the paper-thin mouth of a crappie. Ron nodded and The diminutive but delicious yellow perch. grabbed a rod. Mmmm...poor man's surf n' turf! The taste of victory is sweet. Well - it's crunchy, anyway. 6 January/February 2012 • On his way home, Clay stopped in Center Harbor Ron belted out an Anthrax tune as he wiggled the Poor Man’s Lobster 1 and set up six cusk lines, which are heavy lines /16 ounce yellow jig at the end of the ultralight line. Simple recipe produces anchored to the bottom, baited with suckers, and tied This triggered a strike, and Ron landed the first crap- gourmet results. to a stick overnight. Cusk are the only fish in New pie of the day, an 8-incher. It was fish number 5 in Boil water with salt and a little Hampshire that can be legally caught this way. our quest! red wine vinegar; add one-inch The next day on his way to work, Clay walked Our little crappie was much smaller than the 2.8- chunks of cusk and boil for onto the ice in dress pants and a tie. He turned a few pound record pulled from the Bellamy in 2000. But it two minutes. The cusk is done heads as he chipped out the lines and pulled up four was legal, and thus qualified for our quest. when it's tender and looks ter- nice cusk. “It was California Dreamin, So we started screa- rible. But don't be fooled; the Lesson learned: simple is better. Where hundreds min', On such a winter's day.” Ron sang the Dead hot fish dipped in melted garlic of dollars of gear failed, six paint stirrers and some Milkmen’s “Punk Rock Girl” lyric as he caught a butter is fabulous! string succeeded. This lesson served us well through- second crappie. Now that was two fish to our zero. out the quest, and allowed us to focus on the fish It seemed the secret was singing, so as an experiment instead of our equipment. we joined the chorus of “Don’t Stop Believin’” and pretty fish. It had a vibrant yellow-green hue that was Clay was rewarded with a nice 10-inch crappie. We disrupted by dramatic dark vertical bands. Its pectoral IT Ain’T OVER ’TIL THE LifE then caught and released many more crappie that day and anal fins glowed bright red. The exquisite structure insUrancE SALESMan Sings to an off-key soundtrack. of the mouth and gills were fascinating as we manu- Many fishermen are curmudgeons. They yell at As Ron drove away, we realized that catching fish ally worked the dead fish’s mouth. All in all, we were kids for making noise and grumble at friends who is good, but the people you fish with really make the becoming very proud of our catch.