The Rip Off Press Mail Order Catalog Absolutely No Pictures Edition Stuff for sale December 2018 THE NO PICTURES VERSION OF THE RIP OFF PRESS MAIL ORDER CATALOG Need to see pictures of the items we sell? Visit our website! If you don't own a com- If phoning in your order (Charged to one of the aforementioned cards only): Call puter, go to your public library and somebody will be happy to help you log on: www. 530 885-8183 (toll free inside US only, 888-978-3049). Have your want list and ripoffpress.com. You can order online using Visa, MasterCard, or American Express, or your charge card handy. We’ll take it from there. We are usually available to answer save a cart and then email or call us. We can access the cart online, check stock, and the phone in person from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. Pacific time, Monday give you a total you can use to pay us via Paypal or check/money order. through Friday. Weekend hours vary. Ordering for Delivery Outside the U.S. PLACING YOUR ORDER Payment must be made in US Dollars. Checks or money orders must be payable Sorry, we do not ship C.O.D.! through a U.S. bank, so charge cards or Paypal are the preferred payment method. We With orders to be mailed in we accept US checks or money orders, Visa, ship via International Priority Mail (First Class on posters), which generally takes a week Mastercard, and American Express. You can also order via email and pay us using or two to arrive. Paypal (to [email protected]). If mailing in your order you can use any sheet of paper. Start by writing your name, shipping address, e-mail and /or telephone WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF ORDER PROBLEMS number. You must be over 18 years of age and sign a statement to that effect, in If there is any problem with your order, probably the quickest and most effective way to order to order items with an asterisk (*) after the title in the catalog. After filling in the deal with it is to send us an e-mail. That way you can get through to us at your conve- above information: nience, and we will see your message within a few hours at a time when we have access to all of our records. Our e-mail address is [email protected]. If you don’t have 1. Write the description (including ISSUE NUMBER on comix), product code, price, access to e-mail, you can call us by phone. Please call 530 885-8183 (toll free inside quantity and total cost for each item ordered. To avoid credit memos on out- the U.S.: 888-978-3049). If we’re not there to answer your call you can usually leave of-stock items when paying by check or money order, you may specify alternate a message on our voicemail. You may also notify us of order problems by letter (P.O. selections. Box 4686, Auburn CA 95604-4686). 2. Use a calculator to add up the merchandise total, and write it down. 3. Add 7.5% sales tax on the merchandise total, only if you live in Possible problem situations: California (new rate effective 2013). Nondelivery: 4. Add the charge for postage and handling for the amount of your mer- If your order has not arrived within two weeks of the time you placed it (allow 3 chandise total (see the charts below). If you are ordering both posters/ weeks for processing time plus air delivery overseas), please advise us of the date your art prints etc. and books/comix, add the shipping charges from each chart order was placed and what you ordered. If you have a cancelled check or your charge together. Shipping tiers are based on the merchandise total for each type account was billed, please tell us the date of deposit. If you supplied an email address of item being ordered. with your order, you will receive tracking notifications as your package travels to you via U.S. Mail. 5. If you have a gift certificate, credit memo or discount certificate, subtract it. Enclose your original copy of the credit memo/certificate. Shipping Damage: Please notify us of the date of delivery, your invoice number and what item(s) were dam- 6. If you have a balance due from a previous order, add it. aged. Please hold onto the damaged merchandise in case the Post Office needs to see it. 7. Total the items in 2 through 6. This is your Grand Total. Enclose check We’ll notify you of what’s being done. (made out to Rip Off Press) or money order in this amount and mail it Mis-Ships: with your order, or write down your Visa, Mastercard, or AmEx account If your order arrives with incorrect, missing or factory reject items please tell us information (including the expiration date and your billing name & your invoice number and what the problem is. We’ll advise you what we’re going to do address, if different from “Ship to”) to charge to your charge card (don’t to fix the problem. If we want you to return a misshipped item we will furnish you with forget to sign it). a postpaid envelope. POSTAGE & HANDLING CHART - New rates effective 1/21/18 All orders are shipped via U.S. Mail (First Class Mail or Priority Mail, depending on size and weight). If you’re ordering both Comix/Books and Posters/Art Prints, add the charge shown for the merchandise total in each category together to calculate your total shipping charge Comics, Books and all items under poster size Air Mail (Priority/Priority Mail International) Merch. Total Inside the USA Canada Elsewhere Worldwide Tier 1 $7.70 $33.25 $35.25 Under $60 Tier 2 $14.65 $70.50 $75.75 $60-$99.99 Tier 3 $22.00 $105.80 $113.70 $100 and up Posters, Art Prints, and Press Sheets (includes mailing tube), sent via Priority Merch. Total Inside the USA Canada Elsewhere Worldwide Tier 1 $14.40 $46.20 $47.90 $30 or less Tier 2 $22.10 $49.80 $51.80 $30.01 - $100 Tier 3 Free $53.50 $56.10 Over $100 RIP OFF PRESS • P.O. BOX 4686 • AUBURN, CA 95604 •PHONE 530 885-8183 • Toll Free inside U.S.: 888-978-3049 • e-mail: [email protected] TITLES IN STOCK (visit our web site - www.ripoffpress.com - for pictures & latest information) Update 12/3/18 Not Quite Dead #4 Comic Rip Off Comix #10 Front Cover Digital Art Amazon Attack 3-D Thrill as the guys get hired for big bucks to open for Print (Signed/Numbered) Classic girl fight, with 2 pr. bound-in specs. cover price FABULOUS FURRY the “Grateful Pistols” at their fabulous reunion concert! “The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers in the 21st 3.95. Grade: Fine Shudder as Gnarly Charlie discovers the Horrible Truth Century” is the feature story. Also featured are GTRF2857 .................................................$6.00 FREAK BROTHERS about the band! Laugh as they hire an Image Consultant Dinoboy, Battle of the Titans part 3, the cartoonists of Amazon Comics Gilbert Shelton’s Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers have to put an answer to the question, “just what the hell Spain, and more. kind of band is this, anyway?” ROROC.10Z ............................................$100.00 Stack, cover price .50 Grade: Very Good ruled the Underground Comix scene since their first GTRF1002 .................................................$8.00 appearance more than 40 years ago. All comix issues RONQD.4C .................................................$5.00 listed here are current editions in black and white. Philbert Desanex’ Dreams Comic COLLECTORS’ ITEMS American Splendor #10 Some issues are now out of print but available under cover price 3 Grade: Fine A great collection of classic Gilbert Shelton stories We have now cataloged and photographed a large the Collectors’ Items category. GTRF1006 ...............................................$20.00 including the 99,998th, 99,999th and epic ‘Philbert’s number of items from our extensive collection of rare Freak Brothers # 5 Comic 100,000th Dream.’ Plus ‘Philbert Gets a Job,’ with a comix and related merchandise, and you can buy them! American Splendor #11 By Shelton and Sheridan. The Hirsute Trio comes into guest appearance by his alter ego, Wonder Wart-Hog. A You may also purchase a signed, sealed, and dated cover price 3 Grade: Fine some money and they decide to start their own country fat 52 pages and recommended for readers of all ages. Certificate of Provenance stating that the item you GTRF1007 ...............................................$15.00 commune in ‘Grass Roots.’ Includes matching Fat ROPHIL.1C .................................................$5.00 purchased is from the personal collection of Rip Off Freddy’s Cat strips at the bottom of each page. Reading Press co-founder Fred Todd. Price for the certificate is American Splendor #12 copy, cover price printed at 3.25. RIP OFF COMIX COVER $4.95 per item. cover price 3 Grade: Fine GTRF1008 ...............................................$15.00 ROFFB.05C ................................................$5.00 ART PRINTS 3-D Exotic Beauties Pinups and comics, with 2 pr. bound-in specs. cover American Splendor #14 Freak Brothers # 6 Comic New – Underground Comix history, exclusively from In 1978 Paul Mavrides joined the team, to produce price 3.95 Grade: Fine cover price 3.50 Grade: Fine Rip Off Press! This unique series of giclée prints will GTRF2854 .................................................$6.00 GTRF1009 ...............................................$10.00 ‘Six Snappy Sockeroos’--multipage stories such as ‘The memorialize the original ten-issue, comic size run of Parakeet that Outwitted the D.E.A.’ the Rip Off Comix series (1977-1979), and will eventu- 3-D Flintstones #1 American Splendor #15 ROFFB.06C ................................................$5.00 ally include all 20 front and back covers.