“To good eating belongs good drinking” - German proverb Mr Jones: The Bank Manager Mr Jones is a lot of things to a lot of people; husband, father, friend, confidante, adviser – but Bank Manager is his preferred role. Keeping the balance sheet in check, having structure and order in his day-to-day work, commanding respect; these are the simple things that get Mr Jones out of bed each morning. He relishes the satisfaction of helping people, but he isn’t a pushover; ‘firm but fair’ is what they always say. As a bank manager, he has the keenest of radars too; a blaggard can be identified even before the first handshake. A tall, well-spoken, distinguished man, fiercely patriotic, with an air of authority about him. es,Y it is fair to say that Mr Jones is a stable kind of a chap, a real pillar of the community; a great British family man; an all round good-egg. That is, until you scratch the surface….. Mr Jones: The Old Rascal Mr Jones is a lot of things to a lot people. And to Miss Wright – or Flo, he is everything. Now, a stronger-willed man would’ve resisted the amorous advances of their Girl Friday, but this unfortunately, is Mr Jones’ one weakness. Driving his trusty Rover 60 to work each day, he often dreams about where he can next take Miss Wright for a surreptitious weekend away, under the guise of a business conference. Mr Jones’ “business trips” have become increasingly frequent since his union with Miss Wright. The irony is, there is only one official banking conference each year that he has to attend, and he attends alone... Bournemouth and Brighton are their favourite destinations, but opportunity takes them to other parts of the country too; as long as it is nowhere close to Cleethorpes, but how long will their luck last? Wolf of Wall Street £50 This is the big one; the one we’ve been working on for months; the one that everyone should try at least once in their lifetime. Loaded with some of our all-time favourite premium spirits, and served in a quirky skull bottle that’s yours to keep as a souvenir of this legendary house-designed cocktail Go on... we dare you to take a trip down Wall Street. Served with a Quaalude shot on the side! Grey Goose VX, Crystal Head vodka, Grey Goose Citron, Licor 43, Heering Cherry, Absinthe, cranberry, lemon, strawberry, raspberries, edible gold, dry ice Cocktails Let the Evening be Gin… Negroni £8 Bombay Sapphire, Martini Rosso, Campari, orange Rhubarb & Custard - Counting House Original £9 Warner Edwards Rhubarb, Licor 43, vanilla, lemon, egg white, Angostura; creamy with flowers + a sweet treat Light Bulb - Counting House Original £8 Tanqueray 10, Pimms, ginger beer, French garden fizz, raspberry, lemon, mint, orange Banker’s Swizzle £7 Bombay Sapphire, cinnamon, lemon Our House £6.50 House strawberry-infused Bombay Sapphire, tarragon, lime Hard Day Martini £9 Star of Bombay, Vermouth, orange; let your bartender know how you like it! Bubble Bath £8.50 Bathtub gin, lemon, raspberry, egg white... watch it bubble! The Gist - Counting House Original £7 Brockmans, honey, blueberries, cranberry Cocktails Hakuna Ma Vodka Miss Wright - Counting House Original £8 Vanilla vodka, Chambord, vanilla, raspberry, apple Cosmopolitan £6.50 Absolut Citron, Cointreau, lime juice, cranberry juice; an all-time classic The Real Pornstar Martini £8 Absolut vanilla vodka, Passoa, vanilla, passion fruit, apple; served with a shot of Prosecco - the Counting House Signature Spice By The Sea - Counting House Original £7.50 Finlandia, lime, elderflower, honey, chilli Espresso Martini £7.50 Vanilla vodka, XO Café Patron, Frangelico, espresso, sugar, vanilla The Toff - Counting House Original £6 House infused toffee vodka, brown chocolate, half & half, and a cheeky kick of Sambuca + fire to ignite the taste buds Grey Goose Gangster - Counting House Original £8 Grey Goose, Blue Curaçao, white chocolate; beauty in simplicity Velvet Violette £8 Vanilla vodka, black raspberry, violette, egg white Cocktails Rumming La Vida Loca Cuban Zombie £10 Bacardi Carta Blanco, Bacardi Carta Oro, Bacardi Carta Negro, lime, Grenadine, passion fruit, pineapple, cranberry, orange, maraschino cherry & Absinthe Cuban Pussy £8 Havana Club Especial, Chambord, Grand Marnier, orange, apple Prinny Pink - Counting House Original £6.50 Koko Kanu, Chambord, Passoa, sugar, lime Traditional Cuban Mojito £7.50 Bacardi Carta Oro, white sugar, lime, vanilla, mint leaves – served with soda or ginger beer. From Cuba, where it all began Twisted Cuban Mojito £7.50 As above, with a modern twist; choose from passion fruit, raspberry, or strawberry flavour Cross Cuban Colada £8 Bacardi Carta Blanca, Koko Kanu, pineapple, coconut, half & half Banana Nitro - Counting House Original £8 Bacardi Carta Blanca, Wray & Nephew, lime, banana Rum-Ting-Tini - Counting House Original £8 Bacardi Oakheart, Passoa, vanilla, passion fruit, lime, apple Cocktails Whiskey Me Away, Mr Jones Smokin’ Jones £9 Woodford Reserve Bourbon, Angostura, orange, brown sugar, honey, maple, smoke (A traditional Old Fashioned can also be created – just ask your bartender) Lynchburg Lemonade £6.50 Jack Daniels, Triple Sec, house sweet & sour mix, citrus, lemonade Gentleman’s Club - Counting House Original £9 Gentleman Jack, brown sugar, mint, orange Feeling Fresh Raspberry Ripple £6.50 Chambord, white chocolate, half & half Grasshopper Robber £6 Crème de Menthe, white chocolate, half & half Pink Sea Tea £7.50 Finlandia, Bombay Sapphire, Bacardi Carta Blanca, Triple Sec, Tequila, house sweet & sour mix, pink lemonade Pin Fection - Counting House Original £7.50 Pin Gin, white chocolate, half & half, popcorn Margarita £6.50 Jalapeño infused tequila, Cointreau, agave, black salt, lime Gangster’s Paradise £7 Koko Kanu, Bacardi Carta Oro, Blue Curaçao, lime, pineapple Koko Sling - Counting House Original £7.50 Koko Kanu, Passoa, mango, apple, pineapple & passion fruit Tasting the Stars Chambord Royale £6.50 Chambord, layered with Prosecco French Garden Fizz - Counting House Original £6 Mint, lemon, elderflower, lime; finished with Prosecco Blushing Banker - Counting House Original) £6 Rhubarb and lemon; finished with Prosecco Heart of the Ocean - Counting House Original £7 Vanilla vodka, Blue Curaçao, vanilla; finished with Prosecco and edible glitter Cointreau Fizz £7 Cointreau, passion fruit, agave, lime; finished with Prosecco Perfectly Peachy £7.50 Archers, peach, lemon, sugar, pink grapefruit, mint; finished with Prosecco Aperol Spritz £7.50 Aperol, Prosecco, soda, & orange Give it a Shot B52 £4 Kahlúa, Grand Marnier, Baileys, fire Cheeky Tikis £3 A selection of House Wall Street Quaalude £4 created rum-based Vanilla vodka, Frangelico, Baileys shots with a variety of depth and Money Ball £3 flavour. Perfect for Crème de Menthe, Baileys the adventurous ones looking to try Slip of The Nip £3 something new and Grenadine, Sambuca, Baileys exclusive. Ask your bartender for The Patron - Counting House Original £4 our current selection Patrón Silver, XO Café Patrón White Wines Grape Variety 125ml 175ml 250ml Bottle 1. La Brouette Blanc, Côtes de Blend £3.10 £4.30 £5.70 £17.00 Gascogne, Producteurs Plaimont, France Starbright, pale yellow colour. Aromas and flavours of lemon, green apple and hints of stone fruit. Palate is vibrant and zesty with Gascony’s hallmark fine acidity. Refreshing citrus finish. 2. Marques de la Musa Viura, Viura/ £3.25 £4.60 £6.10 £18.00 Chardonnay, Bodegas San Chardonnay Valero, Spain Pale in colour, this mouth-watering white bursts with herbaceous, white peaches and camomile notes. Light and zesty, its citrus notes culminate in a refreshing finish. To drink chilled on any occasion. 3. Rosario, Sauvignon Blanc San Sauvignon Blanc £3.70 £5.00 £6.55 £19.50 Pedro, Valle Central, Chile Rosario Sauvignon Blanc has a pale yellow colour. The wine displays intense tropical fruit flavours such as pineapple and mango, together with subtle herby notes. 4. Pinot Grigio Luna, IGT Pinot Grigio £4.00 £5.30 £7.00 £21.00 Venezie, Cecilia Beretta, Italy Exceptional Pinot Grigio showing wonderful freshness and a subtle underlying minerality. Well- balanced on the nose and palate with grilled almonds, ripe gooseberries and a delicate citrus finish. 5. The Southerly Chardonnay, Chardonnay £25.00 South East Australia Brilliant pale lemon with green hues, the nose shows lifted citrus, white peach and cashew nut. The palate is packed with ripe pear, grapefruit and brioche fruit with focussed minerality, fine texture and complex Asian flavours of kaffir lime and lemongrass. 6. Ana, Sauvignon Blanc, Sauvignon Blanc £29.95 Marlborough, New Zealand Pale lemon in colour. The nose is typically Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, with plenty of upfront grass and gooseberries. The palate is fresh and clean with characters similar to the nose. There is a lovely citric acidity to balance. 7. Les Fosses d’Hareng, Chenin Blanc £30.00 Vouvray, Loire, France Deep straw-yellow colour. This off-dry wine displays aromas of white blossom, ripe stone fruit, and mineral and savoury notes. The mid palate is gently weighted, with flavours of ripe fruit, apricots in particular and hints of honey. The palate richness is counter-balanced by Chenin Blanc’s hallmark acidity, giving a harmonious, balanced finish. 8. Sancerre, Domaine de la Sauvignon Blanc £35.00 Grande Maison Chaumeau- Balland, Loire, France A tiny farm produces this; one of the finest Sancerre’s to be found. Perfectly balanced fruit, with a dry finish. Delicious with shellfish, fish generally and chicken dishes. 9. Chablis, Domaine Vincent Chardonnay £45.00 Dampt, Burgundy, France Pale lemon in colour. The nose shows soft jasmine notes and delicate apple and pear, with a hint of ginger. The palate is elegant with a classic, flinty minerality, balanced by soft, creamy fruit Rosé Wines Grape Variety 125ml 175ml 250ml Bottle 10. La Brouette Rosé, Comté Tolosan, Blend £3.10 £4.30 £5.70 £17.00 Producteurs Plaimont, France Bright vivid pink in colour with upfront, juicy red fruits on the nose and palate.