WIT AND HUMOUR, POETRY AND COUPLET HAPPENED IN ELEVENTH SESSION (2017) OF SIXTEENTH LOK SABHA (31.01.2017-09.02.2017 & 09.03.2017-12.04.2017) Sr. Date Subject Name of Poetry/ No. Member/Minist Humour/ er Couplet/ Repartee 1. 06.02.2017 Motion of Thanks to the Shri Tariq Couplet President’s Address Anwar 2. 06.02.2017 Motion of Thanks to the Shri Bhagwant Poem President’s Address Mann 3. 06.02.2017 Debate on the Motion of Shri Poems Thanks to the President’s Jyotiraditya Address Madhavrao Scindia 4. 06.02.2017 Debate on Motion of Thanks Shri Rakesh Poems to the President’s Address Singh 5. 06.02.2017 Motion of Thanks to the Shrimati Jyoti Poem President’s Address Dhurve 6. 06.02.2017 Debate on the Motion of Dr. Mahesh Couplet Thanks to the President’s Sharma, Address Hon’ble Minister of State of the Ministry of Culture and Minister of State of the Ministry of Tourism 7. 07.02.2017 Motion of Thanks to the Shri Alok Poems President’s Address Sanjar 8. 07.02.2017 Debate on the Motion of Shri Narendra Slokas Thanks to the President’s Damodardas Address Modi, Hon’ble Prime Minister 9. 07.02.2017 Debate on the Motion of Shri Narendra Poem Thanks to the President’s Damodardas Address Modi, Hon’ble Prime Minister 10. 08.02.2017 General Discussion on the Shri Rodmal Poem Budget (General) 2017-18 Nagar 11. 08.02.2017 General Discussion on the Shri Couplets Budget (General) 2017-18 Mohammad Asrarul Haque 12. 09.02.2017 General Discussion on the Shri Sudheer Poem Budget (General) 2017-18 Gupta 13. 09.02.2017 Discussion on the Budget Shrimati Poem (General) 2017-18 Santosh Ahlawat 14. 09.02.2017 General Discussion on the Shri Om Birla Couplets Budget (General) 2017-18 15. 09.03.2017 Discussion on Maternity Shrimati Poem Benefit Amendment Bill, 2016 Santosh Ahlawat 16. 10.03.2017 Discussion on Private Shri Nishikant Poem Members’ Bill, Sixth Schedule Dubey of Constitution Amendment Bill 17. 14.03.2017 Discussion on General Budget Shri Dinesh Poem – Demands for Grants, Trivedi Ministry of Railways 18. 14.03.2017 Discussion on General Budget Shri Om Birla Poem – Demands for Grants, Ministry of Railways 19. 16.03.2017 Discussion on General Budget Shri Hukum Poem – Demands for Grants, Deo Narayan Ministry of Agriculture Yadav 20. 16.03.2017 Discussion on General Budget Shri S.P. Poem – Demands for Grants, Muddahanume Ministry of Agriculture and Gowda Farmers’ Welfare 21. 16.03.2017 Discussion on General Budget Shri Badruddin Poem – Demands for Grants, Ajmal Ministry of Agriculture 22. 17.03.2017 Discussion on General Budget Shri Poem – Demands for Grants, Jyotiraditya Ministry of Defence Madhavrao Scindia 23. 17.03.2017 Discussion on General Budget Shri Hari Om Poem – Demands for Grants, Pandey Ministry of Defence 24. 17.03.2017 Discussion on General Budget Shri Rattan Lal Poem – Demands for Grants, Kataria Ministry of Defence 25. 20.03.2017 Debate on supplementary Shri Arjun Ram Couplet Demands for Grants (General) Meghwal, Minister of State in the Ministry of Finance and Corporate Affairs 26. 20.03.2017 Discussion on Supplementary Shri Humour Demands for Grants (General) Bhartruhari Mahtab 27. 22.03.2017 Discussion on the Finance Shri Abhishek Poem Bill, 2017 Singh 28. 20.03.2017 Debate on supplementary Shri Arjun Ram Poem Demands for Grants (General) Meghwal, Minister of State in the Ministry of Finance and Corporate Affairs 29. 20.03.2017 Discussion on Supplementary Shri Ninong Poems Demands for Grants (General) Ering 30. 17.03.2017 General Budget – Demands Shri Ashwani Poem for Grants, Ministry of Kumar Defence Choubey 31. 17.03.2017 General Budget – Demands Shri Om Birla Poem for Grants, Ministry of Defence 32. 17.03.2017 Discussion on the General Shri Rattan Lal Poem Budget – Demands for Grants, Kataria Ministry of Defence 33. 17.03.2017 Discussion on the General Shri Jay Poem Budget – Demands for Grants, Prakash Ministry of Defence Narayan Yadav 34. 23.03.2017 Discussion on the Private Shri Poem Members Bill - Constitution Mallikarjun (Scheduled Caste Kharge Order)(Amendment) Bill, 2017 35. 24.03.2017 Discussion on Private Shri Nishikant Poems Members Bill on Sixth Dubey Schedule to the Constitution (Amendment) 36. 27.03.2017 Discussion on Mental Health Shri Ashwani Poems Care Bill Kumar Choubey 37. 28.03.2017 Discussion on National Shri Manoj Poem Institute of Technology, Tiwari Science Education and Research (Second Amendment) Bill 38. 30.3.2017 Supplementary to Starred Shri Mahesh Humour Question No. 405 Giri “Technologies for Water Services pertaining to Ministry of Drinking Water and Sanitation” 39. 30.3.2017 Supplementary Starred Shri B. Vinod Humour Question No. 402 Kumar “Functioning of Krishna River Management Board 40. 30.3.2017 Discussion Under Rule 193 on Shri Ananth Humour Sustainable Development Kumar Hon. Goals Minister of Chemicals & Fertilizers and Parliamentary Affairs, 41. 30.3.2017 Discussion under Rule 193 on Shri Adhir Poem Sustainable Development Ranjan Goals Chowdhury 42. 05.04.2017 Discussion on Footwear Shrimati Anju Poems Design and Development Bala Institute Bill 43. 06.04.2017 Discussion regarding National Shri Hukmdev Poems Commission for Backward Narayan Yadav Classes (Repeal) Bill and Constitution (One Hundred and Twenty Third Amendment) Bill 44. 06.04.2017 Discussion on Taxation Laws Dr. Shashi Humour (Amendment) Bill Tharoor 45. 10.4.2017 Discussion on National Shri Hukmdeo Poems Commission for Backward Narayan Yadav Classes (Repeal) Bill and Constitution (One Hundred and Twenty-Third Amendment) Bill 46. 10.4.2017 Discussion on National Shri Jai Prakash Poem Commission for Backward Narayan Yadav Classes (Repeal) Bill and Constitution (One Hundred and Twenty-Third Amendment) Bill 47. 11.04.2017 Discussion on Human Shrimati Anju A poem Immunodeficiency Virus and Bala Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (Prevention and Control) Bill 1 A COUPLET While concluding his speech on the Motion of Thanks to the President’s Address on 06.02.2017, Shri Tariq Anwar recited the following Urdu couplet:- ''PÉ® ºÉVÉÉxÉä BÉEÉ iɺÉB´ÉÖ®, ¤ÉcÖiÉ ¤ÉÉn BÉEÉ cè {ÉcãÉä ªÉc iÉªÉ cÉä ÉÊBÉE <ºÉ PÉ® BÉEÉä ¤ÉSÉÉxÉÉ BÉEèºÉä cè * ” <ºÉ ¶Éä® àÉå ªÉcÉÒ BÉEcÉ MɪÉÉ cè ÉÊBÉE càÉ ãÉÉäMÉ ¤É½ÉÒ-¤É½ÉÒ ¤ÉÉiÉå BÉE®iÉä cé, ãÉäÉÊBÉExÉ càÉÉ®É PÉ® BÉEèºÉä ¤ÉSÉäMÉÉ, {ÉcãÉä +ÉÉ{É <ºÉBÉEä ¤ÉÉ®ä àÉå ºÉÉäSÉå * On hearing this, there were thumping of desks from the Opposition Benches. 2 A POEM While concluding his speech on the Motion of Thanks to the President’s Address on 06.02.2017, Shri Bhagwant Mann recited the following poem:- “ xÉnÉÒ BÉEä ÉÊBÉExÉÉ®ä +ÉMÉ® ªÉä ®ÉVÉxÉÉÒÉÊiÉBÉE ãÉÉäMÉ ¤ÉºÉ VÉÉAÆ, iÉÉä ãÉÉäMÉÉå BÉEä +ÉÉäÆ~ nÉä PÉÚÄ] {ÉÉxÉÉÒ BÉEä ÉÊãÉA iÉ®ºÉ VÉÉAÆ* MÉxÉÉÒàÉiÉ cè ÉÊBÉE àÉÉèºÉàÉ {É® <xÉBÉEÉÒ SÉãÉiÉÉÒ xÉcÉÓ, ´É®xÉÉ ºÉ£ÉÉÒ ¤ÉÉnãÉ £ÉÉÒ <xÉ ®ÉVÉxÉÉÒÉÊiÉBÉE ãÉÉäMÉÉå BÉEÉÒ JÉäiÉÉå àÉå ¤É®ºÉ VÉÉAÆ * Þ On hearing this, there were thumping of desks from the Opposition Benches. 3 POEMS While participating in the Debate on the Motion of Thanks to the President’s Address on 06.02.2017, Shri Jyotiraditya Madhavrao Scindia recited the following poem: Þ ÉʤÉMɽÉÒ ¤ÉÉiÉ ¤ÉxÉä xÉcÉÓ ãÉÉJÉ BÉE®Éä ÉÊBÉExÉ BÉEÉäA ®ÉÊcàÉxÉ {ÉEÉ]ä nÖvÉ BÉEÉä àÉilÉä xÉ àÉÉJÉxÉ cÉäA * ” Further he went on to conclude by reciting the following poem:- “nä¶É àÉå º´ÉiÉÆjÉiÉÉ BÉEÉÒ ¶ÉÉàÉ xÉcÉÓ cÉäxÉä nåMÉä, VÉ´ÉÉxÉÉå BÉEÉÒ BÉÖE¤ÉÉÇxÉÉÒ ¤ÉnxÉÉàÉ xÉcÉÓ cÉäxÉä nåMÉä* ¤ÉSÉÉÒ cÉä VÉÉä ABÉE ¤ÉÚÆn £ÉÉÒ ãÉcÚ BÉEÉÒ, iÉ¤É iÉBÉE ãÉÉäBÉEiÉÆjÉ BÉEÉ +ÉÉÆSÉãÉ xÉÉÒãÉÉàÉ xÉcÉÓ cÉäxÉä nåMÉä* ” On hearing this, there were thumping of desks from the Opposition Benches. 4 POEMS While concluding his speech on the Debate on Motion of Thanks to the President’s Address on 06.02.2017, Shri Rakesh Singh quoted the following poem:- “{ÉlÉ BÉEÉ +ÉÆÉÊiÉàÉ ãÉFªÉ xÉcÉÓ cè É˺ÉcɺÉxÉ SÉfÃiÉä VÉÉxÉÉ * ºÉ¤É ºÉàÉÉVÉ BÉEä ÉÊãɪÉä ºÉÉlÉ àÉå +ÉÉMÉä ¤ÉfÃiÉä VÉÉxÉÉ ** <iÉxÉÉ +ÉÉMÉä <iÉxÉÉ +ÉÉMÉä ÉÊVɺÉBÉEÉ BÉEÉä<Ç UÉä® xÉcÉÓ VÉcÉÆ {ÉÚhÉÇiÉÉ àɪÉÉÇnÉ cÉä ºÉÉÒàÉÉ+ÉÉäÆ BÉEÉÒ bÉä® xÉcÉÓ ºÉ£ÉÉÒ ÉÊn¶ÉÉAÆ ÉÊàÉãÉ VÉÉiÉÉÒ cé =ºÉ +ÉxÉÆiÉ xÉ£É BÉEÉä {ÉÉxÉÉ ºÉ¤É ºÉàÉÉVÉ BÉEÉä ÉÊãÉA ºÉÉlÉ àÉå +ÉÉMÉä cè ¤ÉfÃiÉä VÉÉxÉÉ * Þ Further he went on to quote a Poem of Poet Makhan Lal Chaturvedi:- Þ SÉÉc xÉcÉÓ, àÉé ºÉÖ®¤ÉÉãÉÉ BÉEä MÉcxÉÉå àÉå MÉÚÄlÉÉ VÉÉ>óÄ, SÉÉc xÉcÉÓ |ÉäàÉÉÒ-àÉÉãÉÉ àÉå ÉˤÉvÉ {ªÉÉ®ÉÒ BÉEÉä ãÉãÉSÉÉ>óÄ, SÉÉc xÉcÉÓ ºÉ©ÉÉ]Éå BÉEä ¶É´É {É® cä cÉÊ® bÉãÉÉ VÉÉ>óÄ, SÉÉc xÉcÉÓ nä´ÉÉå BÉEä Éʺɮ {É® SÉfÚÄ £ÉÉMªÉ {É® <~ãÉÉ>óÄ * àÉÖZÉä iÉÉä½ ãÉäxÉÉ ¤ÉxÉàÉÉãÉÉÒ, =ºÉ {ÉlÉ {É® näxÉÉ iÉÖàÉ {ÉEåBÉE! àÉÉiÉß-£ÉÚÉÊàÉ {É® ¶ÉÉÒ¶É-SÉfÃÉxÉä, ÉÊVÉºÉ {ÉlÉ VÉÉAäÆ ´ÉÉÒ® +ÉxÉäBÉE! Þ On hearing this, there were thumping of desks from the Treasury Benches. 5 A POEM While laying her speech on the Motion of Thanks to the President’s Address on 06.02.2017, Shrimati Jyoti Dhurve recited the following poem:- Þ ÉËcnÚ cÉä àÉÖÉκãÉàÉ cÉä, ºÉ£ÉÉ BÉEÉ àÉÉxÉ ®ciÉÉ cè * ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ BÉEä PÉ® àÉå MÉÉÒiÉÉ iÉÉä BÉEcÉÓ BÉÖE®ÉxÉ ®ciÉÉ cè ** àÉVÉc¤É SÉÉcä VÉÉä cÉä, ºÉ£ÉÉÒ ºÉä {ªÉÉ® cè càÉBÉEÉä * càÉÉ®ä ÉÊnãÉ àÉå iÉÉä ÉʺÉ{ÉEÇ ÉÊcxnÖºiÉÉxÉ ®ciÉÉ cè** Þ 6 A COUPLET While participating in the Debate on the Motion of Thanks to the President’s Address on 06.02.2017, Hon’ble Minister of State of the Ministry of Culture and Minister of State of the Ministry of Tourism Dr. Mahesh Sharma quoted the following couplet of Poet Mirza Ghalib:- Þ lÉÉÒ Jɤɮ MÉ®àÉ, ÉÊBÉE NÉÉÉÊãÉ¤É BÉEä =½åMÉä {ÉÖVÉæ, näJÉxÉä càÉ £ÉÉÒ MÉA, àÉMÉ® iÉàÉɶÉÉ xÉ cÖ+ÉÉ * ÞÞ On hearing this, there were thumping of desks from the Treasury Benches.