The Futurist’s 2018 Coffee Order Flat whites and macchiatos are so 2017. When you ask a barista for one of these cutting-edge beverages, they’ll know you’re serious about disruption. The Cognitive Cortado The Wearable Latte layer of milk adjusts according to your Twitter stream comes in a pouch designed to be directly ingested into coffee has blended itself, the bloodstream via a range optimizing for taste of biohacking devices The Facial-Recognition Frappuccino The Viral Flat White stick your nose into the whipped cream to unlock the frosty coffee core* millennial pink milk with *not yet compatible with small noses, iridescent unicorn sprinkles as current data is limited to nose profiles of company employees, all of whom are adult males espresso tastes bitter until exposed to flash photography (and probably after too...) The Machine-Learning Macchiato The Smart Mocha milk appears once fingerprints are recognized on cup* dot of milk grows or shrinks chocolate was optimized using based on coffee shop’s “proprietary algorithm” Yelp rating coffee roasted at the level espresso identical to all other people with your zip code espresso, but costs 2x as much statistically prefer *still in beta testing The Data-Driven Doppio The Autonomous Affogato coffee brewed according to collective preferences of those in front of and behind you in level of espresso dynamically line (your “coffee pool”) adjusts according to the number of steps you’ve ice cream flavor dynamically logged that day matched to coffee bean profile* *human override available in case of unwise flavor selection luminary-labs.com/holiday2017.