Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM Sun Feb 27, 2011 06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG Hearts At Home: Listen To The Children Religious programme. 06:30 CARRY ON REGARDLESS 1961 Repeat WS G Carry On Regardless Complications arise when a domestic agency, which boasts of its ability to carry on regardless of any request or assignment, tries to live up to its slogan. Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Connor, Joan Sims, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey, Bill Owen 08:25 CROOKS ANONYMOUS 1962 Repeat G Crooks Anonymous A compulsive jewel thief is persuaded by his girlfriend to join crooks anonymous and get on the straight and narrow. Working as a London department store Santa Claus, he weakens when he learns that a quarter of a million pounds will be left in the building over the weekend. Starring: Leslie Phillips, Julie Christie, Wilfred Hyde White, Stanley Baxter, J Robertson Justice 10:20 BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE 1948 Repeat WS G Bonnie Prince Charlie Amongst the grandeur of 18th Century Scotland, Prince Charles Stuart rallies his fellow countrymen to seize the throne of England. Starring: David Niven, Margaret Leighton, Jack Hawkins, Judy Campbell, Morland Graham, Finlay Currie 12:35 FOUR FOR TEXAS 1963 Captioned Repeat WS PG Four For Texas Two feuding friends find they must join forces to outwit baddies Bronson and Buono to win their dream girls and open their dream casino. Starring: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Anita Ekberg, Ursula Andress, Charles Bronson Cons.Advice: Mild Violence 15:00 THE CINCINNATI KID 1965 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG The Cincinnati Kid Steve McQueen stars as the Cincinnati Kid, the hot new poker stud in the Big Easy - 1930's New Orleans - who is determined to take on the current king of the game, "The Man". The stakes are high but become even higher when the Kid becomes involved with a beautiful femme fatale - who just happens to be the wife of the game's dealer. Starring: Steve McQueen, Ann Margret, Edward G Robinson, Karl Malden, Tuesday Weld Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Mild Coarse Language, Adult Themes 17:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER PG Mice Tracey's plan to hold a perfume-selling party hits a major snag when Sharon discovers some furry gate-crashers. Starring: Peter Polycarpou, Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke, Lesley Joseph 17:30 BLESS THIS HOUSE WS PG Wives And Lovers 18:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS PG The Heather Biblow Story Fran is shocked to learn that her biggest rival is starring on her favourite soap opera. Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy 18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned HD WS G Chester Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean and Lionel travel to Los Angeles to discuss turning their story into a film. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton 20:00 ALLO ALLO Repeat WS PG The Wooing of Widow Artois Bad news for Flick. Hitler wants his painting. Flick decides to conceal the real painting inside a sausage in Renés café and send Der Fuhrer one of the forgeries. The airmen now conceal themselves in a cow costume to try to escape. 20:30 UNDERBELLY FILES: THE MAN WHO GOT 2011 Captioned Repeat HD WS M AWAY Underbelly Files: The Man Who Got Away The true story of Australian criminal genius David McMillan, the only westerner to escape from the notorious Bangkok Hilton prison. A rich kid who chose a life of crime, McMillan was on Interpols Top Ten Most Wanted list by his early 20s. Starring: Claire van der Boom, Toby Schmitz, Jeremy Simms, Aaron Jeffrey, Josh Lawson, Brendan Cowell Cons.Advice: Drug References, Frequent Coarse Language, Drug Use, Sex Scenes, Some Violence 22:30 JINDABYNE 2005 Captioned Repeat HD WS M Jindabyne Stewart finds a corpse while on a fishing trip with friends however, he waits until the trip is over to call the police. When his wife learns about this, there relationship begins to crumble as she attempts to atone for her husband's actions. Starring: Gabriel Byrne, Max Cullen, Laura Linney Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Some Violence 00:55 ALLO ALLO Repeat WS PG The Wooing of Widow Artois Bad news for Flick. Hitler wants his painting. Flick decides to conceal the real painting inside a sausage in Renés café and send Der Fuhrer one of the forgeries. The airmen now conceal themselves in a cow costume to try to escape. 01:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS PG You Bette Your Life Fran offers herself for the charity auction Mr. Sheffield is putting together with Bette Midler. Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy 02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries. 05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G Panic In The Bush Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Feb 28, 2011 06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. 09:00 ALIVE & COOKING WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen. 09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. 10:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS PG The Heather Biblow Story Fran is shocked to learn that her biggest rival is starring on her favourite soap opera. Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy 10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG The One Where Rosita Dies There's trouble when Rachel breaks Joey's prized recliner. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins work as a telemarketer and talks to a suicidal man. Stars Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and guest starring Jason Alexander and Elliott Gould. Starring: Jason Alexander, Elliott Gould, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer 11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE PG Benedict Arnold Slipped Here A Cabot Cove home, now fallen into disrepair and reputedly once frequented by Benedict Arnold, becomes the scene of deadly competition and murder. Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Tom Bosley, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul 12:00 RETURNING LILY 2003 Repeat WS PG Returning Lily For workaholic wife and mother, Emma Burke, the magic is gone. Then she's asked to return the ashes of a dear departed nanny to Hawaii. Once on the island paradise, Emma embarks on an emotional journey towards rediscovering the meaning of life. Starring: Virginia Madsen, Andrew McFarlane, Lainie KAZAN Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References 14:00 CANAL ROAD Captioned Repeat HD WS M Olivia's personal and professional lives collide when a troubled former friend, Bianca, re-enters her life. Spence is enraged to learn a drink driver has received a more severe sentence than the man who killed his wife and son in a car accident. Starring: Paul Leyden, Diana Glenn, Brooke Satchwell, Patrick Brammall 15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG Second Best When their stud ram is stolen, the Drovers women unmask an unlikely sheep rustler. Starring: Rachael Carpani, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Michala Banas 16:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean and Lionel travel to Los Angeles to discuss turning their story into a film. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton 16:30 ALLO ALLO Repeat WS PG The Wooing of Widow Artois Bad news for Flick. Hitler wants his painting. Flick decides to conceal the real painting inside a sausage in Renés café and send Der Fuhrer one of the forgeries. The airmen now conceal themselves in a cow costume to try to escape. 17:00 THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW Captioned HD WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 18:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat WS PG The Boca Story Sylvia decides to invest in a condo in Boca. This much anticipated fact that should come as a blessing for Fran upsets her deeply. Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy 18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG The One Where They All Turn Thirty When Rachel turns thirty, the gang each think back to their 30th birthdays. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a startling discovery while trying to patch things up with Ursula. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer 19:00 THE ZOO WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. 19:30 THE ZOO WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers. 20:00 ANIMAL EMERGENCY Captioned Repeat WS G Kelly has accidentally run over the family cat Charlie in the driveway, has Charlie used up every one of his nine lives? A debilitating disease forces Deacon the 14 year old Maltese Shitsu Bisson into intensive care.