MESHUGA GODZILLA REVISITED GET AFTER IT Godzilla’s tremendous, effendi! so many of his monster foes ruined in action nothing is so tender anymore stories printed out of sight monsters erased by permanganate roll off down sod clouds complete it’s outré played by nuns in battle habit too noisy Godzilla seems to be humping a robot fire! Monsters do their endzone dance Earth is boring soon it begins to snow another story entirely here are laps of flame picK up all monsters and immediately drop them it’s the noise that attracts them so shut up! watch out for that tail piece IT’S THE BIG ONE They’re trying to hurt it! anything else? that ain’t right! to stay and watch? let him hose the mantis good all mantids play hocKey smashed for their troubles go Zilla! accidentally KnocKs out baby with his tail bad Zilla! the girl flutes him to erection his tail’s too long weighs him down that girl she shows a picture of the whole rest of the movie! her very presence ruins the equipment put that egg bacK! they hang around in their battle fatigues no time for any more phony showing Zilla must be ready for his morning pants baggy HELP IT Godzilla’s Japanese but his son’s an Israeli that baby is dynamite and born learnèd Dad has to Keep on taking naps the humans bellyache monsters too smart! well don’t make it a habit Bobo that red water fixed the man all up so they gallivant picK growths they turn foolish alright ooo! The baby woKe the spider such opprobrium comes down baby and mantis face off run for it! the spider has eyes of Prell they’re trapped! a flight of rocKs could save them they fall into the Cave of Many Experiments and all they can do is clam up HOW ABOUT UNC? Meanwhile the professor can’t even fix a telephone cord a sure sign of overall defeat can’t turn over a rocK better nap some more soon have faux gills ready to scarf then let them get out the spider doesn’t thinK so instead fixed the radio by accident Knows the secrets of outside and they all go awishin’ egad something or other the girl hoards prettiness remarKable in a person rare among monsters all these falling stones are clods somehow the humans would be safer far away they Know that but they’re too hurried expected to snap to it they don’t even TOO COLD FOR HORROR This story needs a fresh hairnet too many monsters overcome a tale release them run wild for life there’s too much energy interference ‘Zilla throws rocK spider falls over his whole life’s an inflated worry acts liKe stage monKey real silly these humans and their capsules what now? the monsters have called for Klaatu! now no one can leave real trendsetters these men in suits pretending to be horrid but hey! it’s snowing we’re saved! once frozen white these monsters are pushovers still they remain as everyone remains CRASH ETC Little boy has to pee his pants so they have to shoot him incomprehensible crystals become veiled women and scoot soon will come big roaches and darK chickens Earth will be regusted explode seems some things will tell you other things come to the cabaret! no that’s not right we enter a terror of tiny trucKs announcement: the robot is at the lake but what about our lunch supply? why you… him and his fight oh! etc talK or you’ll die this is all a horrible ad for the past’s used-up idea of a possible future it’s not?! this countryside is too pleasant we must delay it they drive off in open shorts TROUBLE WITH THINGS YOU CAN’T MISS Terror of the MechaZhivago oh yeah? what does he stand for when he’s at home? sunKen pilings for sweet creatures? ugh he rises on zircon pillars start Jetson Sissy! specially the head switch on D.T. Lights fresh legs are on tap for lunch use one on toast this must be another bad area get out! lower it all! we’re not made of bombs while bacK at the Ocean Exploitation Institute yesterday they sanK a moon sighted a gigantic psychiatrist rising ToKyo’s been destroyed so many times they sleep through it now as it all screeches to a halt advances vast glue studies undersea ACTIVATE SIZE BOX Temporary Announcement! A new monster has emerged while in other news movie shares are up but the lake is intact and we’ve stopped moving let’s get paid and go nuts settle for outmasKing everything don’t wanta get bitten by anything eh? go through everywhere Russia for example wherever it’s queer the heroic Godzilla with its brass preludes we see a toy jetplane bring blood to a face get him! hope this doesn’t bring the rubber Godzilla or another blacK chicKen? must be following the mustard plan and club monsters all get dizzy and fall over anyone got a ride? only by nature PUT THAT DOWN Activate the powders eject summer iodine but where is the monster? is Gordo bacK yet? your sliver set? everything’s out still the mantis too big! shows a strange radio can’t you fix it? not until I’ve fixed it out there? in that tree? it’s an atheist’s egg and beyond? Baby Zilla nuts! he wants to shoot the ocean then big Godzilla cometh and all this endeth 2 I 19 CLARK COOLIDGE .