® ® ® Barstool Handbook & Entertainment Guide COST OF BOOZINESS HOUSE HIGHBALLS PREMIUM ULTRA PREMIUM IRISH WHISKEY & COCKTAILS MARTINIS LIQUORS LIQUORS Single (1-oz.) Single (1-oz.) Single (1-oz.) Double (2-oz.) 6.75 Double (2-oz.) 7.75 11.50 7.50 Double (2-oz.) 10.50 Double (2-oz.) Double (2-oz.) 10.50 11.50 14.50 Premium Liquors SCOTCH Chivas | Glenivet | Glenfiddich IRISH WHISKEY Bushmills | Jameson VODKA Absolut | Ketel One BOURBON Bulleit | Jim Beam RYE Wiser's | Crown Royal |Crown Apple WHISKEY Jack Daniel's | Jack Daniel's Honey RUM Appleton' Reserve| Bacardi White GIN Bombay | Hendrick's | Tanqueray Captain Morgan Spiced TEQUILA Jose Cuervo Premium Liqueurs BAILEYS IRISH CREAM | B&B | BLACK SAMBUCA | DRAMBUIE | FRANGELICO | GALLIANO GOLDSCHLÄGER | GRAND MARNIER | JÄGERMEISTER | KAHLUA | SOUTHERN COMFORT Ultra Premium GREY GOOSE | PATRON SILVER | DON JULIO Liquors JOHNNY WALKER BLACK Ask your server for other options ORIGINAL SPICED RUM GOLDSCHLAGER™ 2 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST the CLASSIC COCKTAILS Double (2-oz.) 12.50 – OLD FASHIONED – Bulliet Bourban, Simple Syrup & Bitters, garnished with an Orange Peel. – GINGIN MULE – Tanqueray Gin, Simple Syrup, Lime Juice, Mint & Ginger Beer. – PALOMA – Don Julio Blanco, Pink Pink Grapefruit Juice, Simple Syrup, Lime Juice & Soda. – BOURBAN SOUR – Bulliet Bourban, Fresh Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Bitters, Egg Whites – KETTLE ONE FIZZ – Ketel One, Cucumber, Mint, Lime Wedge, Soda topped with Lime Slush. the MARGARITAS Slushed unless Single (1-oz.) 6.75 Double (2-oz.) 10.50 ordered on the rocks – LIME MARG – Margarita Mix & Lime Juice; salted–rim. – BANANA STRAWBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Banana Liqueur, Real Strawberries & Lime Juice. – CALIFORNIA MARG – Melon Liqueur, Smirnoff & Lime Juice. – FROZEN IRISHMAN – Tequila, Blue Curaçao & Lime Juice. – PEACH MARG – Margarita Mix, Peach Schnapps & Lime Juice and Peach Juice. – RASPBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Smirnoff Raspberry, Lime Juice & Raspberry Juice. – SOUR APPLE MARG – Margarita Mix, Sourpuss Apple & Lime Juice. – SOUR RASPBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Sourpuss Raspberry & Lime Juice. – STRAWBERRY MARG – Margarita Mix, Real Strawberries & Lime Juice. the BULLDOGS All Bulldogs are served in a 20–oz. jug 14.75 – LEPRECHAUN POP BULLDOG – 2-oz. Sourpuss Apple, Lime Juice, slushed with a Smirnoff Ice inserted upside down. – MEXICAN BULLDOG – 2-oz. Lime Margarita with a Corona inserted upside down. Denotes a "Staff Favourite" All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST 3 martinis the martinis MARTINIS All O’Bryan’s Martinis are SHAKEN and served without ice unless specified Double (2-oz.) only 10.50 – 007 – Smirnoff or Tanqueray Gin, Vermouth, twist of Lime & Stuffed Olives. – BAD APPLE MARTINI – Butter Ripple Schnapps, Sourpuss Apple, Coconut Rum, P.J. & O.J. – BLAST MARTINI – Smirnoff Raspberry, Sourpuss Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, touch of Cassis, P.J. & a splash of Lime Juice. – BUBBLE GUM – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Banana Liqueur & O.J. – CANDY APPLE – Sourpuss Apple & Butter Ripple Schnapps. – CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY – Smirnoff Raspberry & White Crème de Cacao. – CHOCOLATE EXPRESS MARTINI – Van Gogh Espresso, Irish Cream - Shaken on ice with Chocolate Milk – COSMOPOLITAN – Smirnoff, Triple Sec & Cranberry Juice. – CRANTINI – Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice. – GIMLET – Dry Tanqueray Gin, Lime Juice & a splash of Lemon Juice. – JOLLY RANCHER – Sourpuss Raspberry, Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice. – PURPLE POCKET PLEASER – Sourpuss Raspberry & Blue Curaçao. – TRADITIONAL MARTINI – Tanqueray Gin & White Vermouth. – TRADITIONAL MARTINI (DRY) – Tanqueray Gin, White Vermouth & a splash of Scotch. – TROPICAL MARTINI – Orange Vodka, Coconut Rum & P.J. – TWISTED FLIRTINI – Smirnoff Raspberry, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, P.J. & a splash of Lime Juice. – TWISTED VANILLA KISS – Smirnoff Vanilla, Irish Cream & a Chocolate Swirl. 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Sláinte (slahn–che) 4 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST cocktails the cocktails COCKTAILS Single (1-oz.) 6.75 | Double (2-oz.) 10.50 Worldwide Classics – ALABAMA SLAMMER – Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Triple Sec & O.J. – ARIZONA WATERMELON – Southern Comfort, Amaretto, O.J., P.J. & Cranberry Juice. – BAHAMA MAMA – Coffee Liqueur, Banana Liqueur, White Rum & Milk. – BANANA PEACHY – Banana Liqueur, Peach Schnapps, Pina Colada Mix. ✴SLUSHED✴ – BARTENDER LOVE JUICE – White Rum, Coconut Rum & P.J. topped with Strawberry Slush. – BIG BOOTY – Smirnoff Blueberry, Peach Schnapps and Sprite with a Lime Slush on top. – BEACHCOMBER – Smirnoff, Peach Schnapps, O.J. & Cranberry Juice. – BELLINI – Bellini Mix, Peach Juice and Lime Juice, with a Cassis float. ✴SLUSHED✴ – BERRY BANGER – Smirnoff Raspberry, Smirnoff Blueberry, Cranberry Juice, Soda & topped with Ribena Black Currant Syrup. – BLACK CURRANT MOJITO – Gin, Cassis, Simple Syrup, 2 Lime Wedges, 4–6 Mint leaves (Muddle), top with ice and Soda, garnished with Lime Wedge. – BLACK RUSSIAN – Smirnoff, Coffee Liqueur on the rocks. – BLARNEY STONE – Blue Curaçao, Gin, Jagger & Sprite. – BLOODY MARY – Smirnoff & Tomato Juice, spiced with Worcestershire & Tabasco Sauce served in a salted–rim jar. – BLUE HAWAII – White Rum, Blue Curaçao & P.J. – BLUE RASPBERRY – Smirnoff Raspberry, Blue Curaçao, Sprite & Lime Juice. – BOAT DRINK – White Rum, Coconut Rum, O.J. & P.J. – BRITT’S HANGOVER – Tanqueray Gin, Soda with Lime Slush top. – CAESAR – Smirnoff & Mott’s Clamato Juice, spiced with Worcestershire & Tabasco Sauce, served in a celery salted–rim jar. – CALEB’S BLUE KOOL-AID – Smirnoff Blueberry, Soda & a splash of Cranberry Juice. – CARMALYZER – Butter Ripple Schnapps, White Cacao, Coke & Milk. – CHERRY KOOL–AID – Melon Liqueur, Amaretto, Cranberry & Soda. – CHI CHI – Smirnoff & Pina Colada Mix. ✴SLUSHED✴ – CREAM SODA – Smirnoff Vanilla, Smirnoff Raspberry & Coke. – DAIQUIRIS – White Rum & Lime Juice. ✴SLUSHED✴ There are only two kinds the Irish and those who wish they were! of people in the world... All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST 5 cocktails – Smirnoff Raspberry & Soda topped with Peach Slush. cocktails– DEZZY – DOUBLE DOGGER – Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, Root Beer Schnapps & Coke. – ELECTRIC BLUE ICE TEA – Long Island Iced Tea Mix, Blue Curaçao, Sprite & Lime Juice. – FLORIDA LOO – Overproof Rum and Coconut Rum, O.J. & P.J. – FRECKLED LEMON-AIDE – Vodka, Lemonade, topped with ✴SLUSHED✴ Real Strawberries. – FRUITLOOP – Tanqueray Gin, Sourpuss Raspberry & Soda, topped with Strawberry Slush. – FUDGESICLE – Amaretto, Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream & Milk. – FUZZY NAVEL – Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff & O.J. – GEORGIA PEACH – Peach Schnapps, Long Island Iced Tea Mix & Coke. – GEORGIA PUNCH – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice & Monster Energy Drink. – GINGIN MOJITO – Gin, Coconut Rum, Mint, P.J., splash of Lime Juice & Monster Energy Drink. – GREEN GODDESS – Smirnoff, Melon Liqueur, P.J., Lime Juice & Soda. – GREYHOUND – Smirnoff & Pink Grapefruit Juice. 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Answer: – HALEY'S COMET– Sourpuss Raspberry, Blue Curaçao, Smirnoff Vodka, Sprite & a splash of Cranberry Juice. – HARVEY WALLBANGER – Smirnoff & O.J. with Galliano floated on top. – HAWAIIAN PUNCH – Smirnoff, Southern Comfort, Amaretto & P.J. – HOLY WATER – Sourpuss Raspberry, Blue Curaçao & Sprite. – HONEY POT – Jack Daniel's Honey, Kahlua, Banana Liqueur in Milk. – HOOKERS 'N' BLOW – Smirnoff Raspberry, Banana Liqueur & Coke. – HOT FOR TEACHER – Sourpuss Raspberry, Smirnoff Blueberry, Peach Schnapps, Sprite & Soda. – INBRED LEPRECHAUN – Jack Daniel's, Irish Whiskey & Coke. – IRISH ROSE – Irish Whiskey, Ginger Ale, a splash of Lime Juice & Grenadine. – IRISH TEA TIME – Smirnoff Raspberry, Peach Schnapps, Iced Tea & Water. – JACK & JILL – Jack Daniel's, Jack Daniel's Honey with a splash of Coke, served in a rocks glass. – KENTUCKY PEACH TEA – Jim Beam Bourbon, Peach Schnapps & Iced Tea. – KITSILANO BERRY FREEZE – Smirnoff Blueberry & Soda, topped with Strawberry Slush. 6 All prices are subject to 5% GST and 10% PST cocktails cocktails– KOOL-AID – Amaretto, Melon Liqueur & Cranberry Juice. – LEMONADE LOVE – Raspberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Lemonade, topped with Peach Slush. – LEPRECHAUN URINE SAMPLE – Melon Liqueur, Blue Curaçao, Smirnoff, P.J., O.J., & a splash of Sprite. – LIFESAVER – Melon Liqueur, Coconut Rum, P.J. & slushed Real Strawberries. – LONG ISLAND ICED TEA – Long Island Iced Tea Mix, Lime Juice & Coke. – MAD DAWGS COOLDOWN – Vodka muddled with Mint, Sprite and Lime Juice and topped with Real Strawberries. – MAI TAI – White Rum, O.J., P.J., Lemon Juice with a Dark Rum float on top. – MALIBU LOO – Overproof Rum, Coconut Rum & P.J. – MELON MASHER – Melon Liqueur, Long Island Iced Tea Mix, Sprite & Lime Juice. – MEXICAN BEACH – Tequila, Coconut Rum & Pineapple Juice. – MISSY O – Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka, Soda, topped with Raspberry Slush. – MOLLY T-BIRD – Smirnoff Blueberry, Melon Liqueur with Sprite & a splash of Lime. – MONKEY’S BRUNCH – Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream,