PAGE 8 POST-GAZETTE, JULY 3, 2020 The time has come, the walrus said, TO TALK OF MANY THINGS of shoes and ships and sealing wax of cabbages and kings by Sal Giarratani WE ARE NOW NUMBER 4 I kid you not. He actually sent BRAVEHEART (Blu-ray) has found Christ, and aspires to IN UNEMPLOYMENT out a letter to the entire col- Paramount Home Ent. join the clergy — but his crimi- We’re Number 4! We’re lege Community that allowing The exhilarating, triumphant, nal record means no seminary Number 4. Shout it from the cops in its bathrooms perpetu- and award-winning master- will aCCept him. When Daniel rafters at the Garden, right? ates “feelings of oppression, piece Braveheart has arrived arrives in town, one quick lie Only three states now have a silenCing, and marginalization.” in Limited Edition 4K Blu-ray allows him to be mistaken for higher unemployment rate than Making war with police over toi- Steelbook from Paramount the town’s new priest, and he the good old Commonwealth lets is completely irrational and Home Entertainment. Cele- sets about leading his newfound of MassaChusetts. Thank Parade float with Great this college president is appar- brating its 25th anniversary fl ock. Though he has no train- you, Governor Charlie Baker. message ently so afraid of some folks in 2020, Braveheart won fi ve ing, his passion and charisma The other three states have (Photo by Sal Giarratani) in Black Lives Matter that he Academy Awards®, includ- inspire the community. At the Democrats as governors, mak- decided to lock toilet doors on ing Best PiCture. The riChly same time, his unconventional ing us Number 1 in states with Floyd with a simple yet power- the cops. Is this what President detailed saga of power, pas- sermons and unpriestly behav- RepubliCan governors. Can I ful message which stated “The Kennedy was talking about in sion, and the fi ght for freedom ior raise suspicion among some hear a large THANK YOU to Power of the People is Greater his Profi les in Courage”? stars Mel Gibson (who also of the townsfolk — even more Governor Baker again? than the People in Power.” FINALLY, took home the Oscar® for Best so as he edges towards a dark CONGRATS TO Under our representative FAREWELL TO THE KING Director) as William Wallace, a seCret that the Community DENISE AND MARIO democratic republic, the people Over on BeaCham Street in bold Scotsman who rallies his hasn’t revealed in the confes- Congratulations go out are the sovereigns. Elected and the City of Chelsea now stands countrymen to liberation from sional booth. to Denise Hajjar and Mario appointed government offi cials a large empty lot where the well- oppressive English rule. The BODY CAM (DVD) Casamassima on their wedding work for us and not the other known King Arthur’s Motel & Steelbook inCludes aCCess to CBS Paramount Home Ent. date July 10, 2021. way around. A few years back Lounge strip club once stood. a digital copy of the fi lm and When a routine traffi C stop COLUMBUS while watching the Dorchester Few cared about its demolition. previously released commen- results in the unexplained, SAILING OUT OF CHELSEA? Day Parade there was a fl oat I can remember a sign outside tary by Mel Gibson, along with grisly death of her Colleague Several members of the in the parade sponsored by the building that advertised that more than two hours of previ- — fellow offi cer, veteran Renee Chelsea City Council have put Dot Out with another power- you should come in and check ously released bonus content, Lomito (Mary J. Blige) inves- forth an order at the June 5th ful message about faCing up out their kitChen. I always including interactive timelines, tigates the bizarre murder. city council meeting to imme- to change that went “I am no laughed at that sign and fi gured a making-of doCumentary, Realizing footage of the inci- diately remove the Christopher longer aCCepting the things I it had to be an inside joke or multiple behind-the-sCenes dent will play for her eyes-only; Columbus statue in Chelsea cannot change, I am changing something. No one ever went featurettes, and more. Lomito discovers a mysterious Square and replaCe it with the things I cannot accept.” there for the food. Chicken was DARK FORTUNE (DVD) figure in the body cam foot- something remembering the We are living in tumultuous never on stage. I’m sure those Corinth Films age. Haunted by visions of the indigenous peoples who onCe times with both COVID-19 and truCkers probably didn’t even In Dark Fortune Eliane Hess, event, she suspects something Called Chelsea home. The statue soCial unrest and people are know the place had a kitchen. shortly after fi nishing her mas- supernatural is targeting the has been in Chelsea Square demanding for needed changes Well, now that place is a part ter’s thesis, is summoned to the cops in her unit. As the attacks since December 12, 1938, and in both government attitudes of history and most people hospital to help provide care for escalate, she must race against proClaims on its base that and action. are probably saying, “Good a young boy named Yves who time to unCover the mystery Columbus was the “Discoverer Change is never an easy Riddance.” is the sole survivor of a hor- behind these killings in this of AmeriCa.” At that time, it aCtion and hopefully Change rendous car wreck that claimed intense action thriller. was placed there by the large entails dialogue on how to get the lives of the boy’s entire fam- STREET SURVIVORS: Italian American community in to that new plaCe without yelling ily. Yves is spared physiCally, THE TRUE STORY Chelsea. and blocked ears. Remember but carries deep psychological OF THE LYNYRD SKYNYRD SIGNS OF THE TIMES I saw the new hash tag or wounds. After the two begin to PLANE CRASH (Blu-ray) ReCently, I viewed a poster motto last week over in West Your develop a bond, Yves is allowed Cleopatra Ent. being carried during a peaceful Roxbury on Centre Street at to stay with Eliane for further In 1977, a plane Carrying protest over the death of George the Parkway YMCA, it read Loved Ones observation as she makes a Southern rock legends Lynyrd “Emerging Stronger Together.” formal evaluation of the boy so Skynyrd mysteriously runs LEGAL NOTICE STRONGER! TOGETHER! Not that the Court Can determine out of gas mid-air enroute to a a bad idea is it? where to plaCe him … whiCh concert, crashing into a danger- Commonwealth of Massachusetts STOP THE SILLY STUFF The Trial Court The president of Berklee both Yves and Eliane hope is ous Louisiana swamp, killing Middlesex Probate and Family Court not with the boy’s ignorant several of the band members, 208 Cambridge Street College of MusiC has announCed aunt. Eliane digs further into crew, and both pilots. Street Cambridge, MA 02141 that Boston police offi cers may the Case and disCovers that Survivors: The True Story of the (617) 768-5800 no longer use College bathrooms. Yves’ mental trauma reaChes Lynyrd Skynyrd Plane Crash Docket No. MI20P2555EA baCk to an earlier time than tells the story through one Estate of LEGAL NOTICE the accident after the aunt dis- of the survivors, drummer JOHN AMAND WALSH Also Known As DV-210 SUMMONS closes the abusive nature of the Artimus Pyle, who not only JACK WALSH (DOMESTIC VIOLENCE The Post-Gazette deCeased father. That trauma survived the fatal Crash (that Date of Death: April 17, 2020 RESTRAINING ORDER) accepts memorials envelops both Eliane and Yves Claimed the life of the band’s Superior Court of California, CITATION ON PETITION FOR County of Santa Clara in this taut, emotional drama. founder and front man Ronnie FORMAL ADJUDICATION 201 N. First Street throughout the year. EVIL: SEASON ONE (3-DVD) Van Zant among others), but To all interested persons: 191 N. First Street CBS Home Ent. + who also bravely pulled the A Petition for Formal Probate of Will with San Jose, CA 95113 Appointment of Personal Representative Family Division Please call Paramount Home Ent. remaining survivors out of the has been fi led by David A. Walsh of Irvine, Case Number: 19-DV-000950 CA requesting that the Court enter a formal 617-227-8929 Where does science end and plane wreckage before stagger- 1. Person asking for protection: Decree and Order and for such other relief as Jonathan Wayshak the supernatural begin? That’s ing to a nearby farm for help. requested in the Petition. 2. Notice to the mysterious — and — danger- LAUREL AND HARDY: THE The Petitioner requests that David A. Caroline Alida Weiland Walsh of Irvine, CA be appointed as Personal ous — line explored by skeptiCal DEFINITIVE RESTORATIONS The person in (1) is asking for a Domestic LEGAL NOTICE Representative(s) of said estate to serve With- Violence Restraining Order against you. psychologist Kristen Bouchard (4-Blu-ray) Kit Parker Films out Surety on the bond in an unsupervised when she teams up with priest- For those too young to remem- 3. You have a court date: NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE administration. August 14, 2020 Notice is hereby given by Stanley Service, in-training David ACosta to ber them, Laurel and Hardy IMPORTANT NOTICE Time: 9:00am Dept. 66. explore the evil, humanity is were a comedy act during the You have the right to obtain a copy of the Address of Court above Inc. 3430 Washington Street, Jamaica Plain, MA, pursuant to the provisions of Mass capable of.