OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEY Diary of a Wimpy Kid Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary --, COMING SOON: MORE DIARY OFA WIMPY KID 131ARY- by Jeff Kihhey TO DORIAN _ - - - _ OCTOBER Vlextbies4c7 revolve drouhci rne, bu+ some+irnes dcAuttlIp0.0ES. V6ebliarsksckia:de-kkL---T-sdw----+-6snovie cti.ciu+ d meth w6se wl)ole life is secre+ly 1)6113 filmed for d TV show. l'his world, ahri 1)e_gloe 1-11+ KNOW i+. 14e11÷ -Yrn_sihce_ Saw ovie,,Tve k;hj of 3 +0 MF. HOPE YOU- CREEPS ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES. eYery day +0 see wl)a+±a3__±_6d-!._s._Lithgdiy____ kihcl of COOL. +0 De i+s _awh +elev;sioh S~owr so sone4iiiI3stheri+tvihib3 ever_haw_dhcLibei_v_e Auskte- 2 si3hdls +o le+ -14)er..) khow rn ih oh 4e sure+. , Bete' cornmercia_lreaks.W&ANesicis_ wIleh Im ih Ale bd+Ilroorn, dke a b;3 eh+r-dhce. cif+er 1 fihisillere_. 3 131/±saple±iniesl_Atohaer 60.15L nucil e is REAL and 61N mud\ of i+ is RIGGED. Because illeAitici.s__±6V44.1212thArif Me are co ridiculous, TAmohcler ifsorneahe Fl SE is pulling ibe—c+rihes._ If i+Is all fdke,±tyeLEAST tile ?e0Se_iti_____ clIdr3e can cia. _Lc alive me some juicier slines ±o_work_waty—___ NOW ABOUT "GREG GETS A GIRLFRIEND"? 0--1: "GREG- GETS A MOTORCYCLE'? -OR- "GREG GETS A GIRLFRIEND AND A MOTORCYCLE"? ih while regillyjui-t ACTORS. ikeyre_dc+ors, "LlatAelicl_who's_ my friehai h_dworcLlecause he's tlaih8_1L8redijoLfre±ehdih8 ADafus. 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J17....;512; • BISCUITS-0 p eoheAliba_rve learhej about +elevisioh ;s +ha+ sooher or celed. Bu+ ih ille Id5+ SecISOh + iv-I-trocluce a hew ?e+ or d_ cute k; -to burn? 1 +he ra+ihas. So wheh pi li-t+le bro-therviAabb_wasiarh.,_1__ fivirea +hey were _+ryitia_to_reOacene_asihe star of +he show wiih a fresh hew face— lbe -LwasiNaw_sk___ hewbonalaly_coii14 be ah ACTOR. plabe,lAsAta÷ne-t- be;h3 cahirolletiirkint_ adul-t who was icifieh_frorn view. 9 1 bu+ +6+ dirlh'+ s+op me from cl)eckih3 every ohce ih a wilile jus+ to make sure. S_____ 3- -HD;h3 arouhcl oh }tic owh. So +}leh Iwohclerecl kile_wcts ac+ually a super-63})-+ec}y wihrlui toy or eVeh Some kid 0f ROBOT. Illeh I thoo ..1dhi maybe EVERYBODYACQUIAL_____ me wctS d r0i)O-1- dhCI I WdS +6e ohly de+Udi 1-lurricth be;h5 ih -I-1,e family. Robn+c_herd elec+riciiy for power, So +6+ would explaih why we have +wo or +i)ree owl-le-Fs ;h every room of ANe house. 10 would ALSO ex?laihsoe +11;h3s my ictreh laihk = m ho+ 1;s+ehih,cy. lAYBE-r WE SPOULD GO AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND :F(7.i-tARGP- OUR RATTFRTFS- roboi-s use 1)4++er;e re were GO, bu+ do lutve d fCW8,UeSSeS. s\AU ER 'P.111F/ •41' , 511519vise 11 T—fia cl ou+ if my family members were rol)0+s was +0 See if 1 cnutel a-+ ohe of +4ern +o s6or+-c;rcui+. Bu+ eiiiyer Pd415 d ktd±erTrOOf model or ile".sdu + d regular 6tvidh wi4 ho SehSe of /wrnor. MAT ihc;cleh+ 3o+ me 3rouhclecl for a week..— oocl m bu+ Ta %)il, I'm sure +1)e ra+ih, js were ih -11)e +oile+ for d wile af+er +11a+. JUNE 0 12. 3ueSS +6ereS d ciNahce +6a+ rni_juS±...sth Ordihdr/ life+_diaLtrn NOT +Aye_tharo_Lsopie TV_sbow. Bu+Alere could s+ill be_SOMEONE fmci- Alere Wd±C1lib8. VIA__ailAe_Ththe±SjbAle, uhiVerse,Alere's GOTTA ih+elli3e11± life au+ +1)ere. Sorme_enie sdy +},a+dlierNS were atiehc Are—SMARL ahcl %ILA+ keeiih3 d low +1-le 16eire_ ?rotidbly syyjb3_0h uS Se.COhd4 3d±1eriti9_ihforrrid-hoh dbou+ live our lives. 13 Myleii.s±6±bousellie,ssiceaduayiantledrones_. ±6±Ae_aliehs use ±o_learn itna3es_bdck +a Aleir__ 41;1:IL Because ;f youve ever Seeh d ?ic-fure of d CI 11 y U? dace its pre-Hy obvious 4eir eyes are cidufillf_66±ecksArgeros. Seem +0 be reap ct+e4 cio3 ?on?. Bui• Suess Ale/ye 30+ + eir rectsohs for +6+. .1111 i - ..f. .... c ctp ...........0 : . ....., ve triecl to eliaiti_r_m± cries +o r,y iareh+s cold o+6er 3rowh-ups, bu-f it's ?re-Hy /clear hobocly itighis +0 }Near w6a+ soLnelickuts_ioscy. So every cluthce_8e±)_ 1 rndke sure itle_AlithS khow oh +11eir sicle. TAKE ME o+ i+ ri36±_Abov-t___±.6ellies4_+}lou.31‘. or Because if t1,05(/ )1•TOFS,_ we Cdh pktAttalleth dh dliehjtIVAS101a_dilf Secohj bow_ 15 1lNeAtt,8_Ls÷_I_'Ye-ALWAYSfel±Aesaneaht's___ ou+ kee1ih3 +cil)S oh my life. 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So if T was }per, 6ck?_A)_ehed +o me. 17 If Ncon:0 looks +6 o+11er way IANeh I rn crossih3 e siree+ or sorne+6hcjiikethicuti, bldrne i)er. acAua_le,el_kilaci of BAD as 1\1,dhd tut S +0 keel) dh eye oh r,e +weh+y-four worketillarri_sdaer jife,_ctc d wdi+ressi_sa_sile edrhej ri311+ +o RELAX. 13 I}lope sl\es si±tirlaihdx1MileAsibere_______ ih }NeciVeh recidih3 }ter rorndhce hoVelS, the hni. we+c6h3 Some oh prfeful rnidclle scilnol kid 40;h3 bis }Nornework every hi5}11-. .11 d 1° r cn Ili +ell you TI-LIS: 'tf 15 c+ ;h+0 Iledveh, Im isih+ i)001 Alta c nr doihs ino?-41e-loor ArauhdAe_clou 19 -Theres ho cluthce j...rn sohha 3e+ s+uck wd+cilih3 oversorie3red±rdh.akacLSAdrclLy__eyehkbew_---- i. ol..../ IN I I' ,___ ....—_. 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