1 I l9s a AS BRIOADCAST ET : (OPEN WI TH CAVAL I ER ET 554 . .#2) ;... ~ G;'NT :i IT'S GRAND OLE OPRY TIME! ANOTHER B1G PRINCE ALBERT SHOW! STARRI NG RED FOLEY ! . .HOLD TiLL RED SINGS : •,APPLAUSE.~----•---°-~-- ...AND.....-. .-CHEERS...... ~ ..« ..WITH.. .,~. .. ..SONG........... .+INTRO...»......,,........-....~... ...~.~..,...,..... ~...... .. -..... MUSIC :I4 ,MISSISSIPPI" . .FOLEY APPLAUSE FOLEY :' WELL THANKS - AND A GREAT BIG HOWDY TO ALL MY GOOD FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS OF PRINCE ALBERT SMOKINI TOBACCOIS GRAND OLE OPE2Y ! GRANTs IT'S STILL THREE DAYS TILL JULY THE FOURTH, RED, BUT THE FIREWORKS START HERE RIGHT AWAY -- WITH TONIGHTIS SPECIAL GUEST, CARL SMITH! PLUS ROD BRASFIELD! MINNIE PEARL! CLAUDE SHARPEIS OLD HICKORY SINGERSI THE JORDANAIRES! AND THE ENTIRE PRINCE ALBERT GANG! r~ ~. FOLEY :~'WELL SIR, IF WEIRE GONNA START THE FIREWORKS LIKE YOU SAY, GRANT, WE'LL NEED A LITTLE. PUNK . ; GRANT :t'` GOLLY WHAT A COINCIDENCE, RED - LOOK WHO IS COMING UP OVER THE HiLL! FOI.EY :`a ' NONE OTHER THAN THE HOHENWALD SKY ROCKET HIMSELF- ROD E3RASF tELD! ~APPLAUSE....~ .,.-. ..~AND.....,., .F'LAYON.._. .. (ROD OVER) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/upu03d00/pdf RODO''r' LITTLE PUNK! FLITTER, i1M NOT SO LITTLE . MR . FOLEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY UNCLE CYPE FALLINI OFF THE BARN YESTERDAY? F~)L.EY :f' YOUR UNCLE CYPE FELL OFF THE BARN, ROD? WAS HE SERIOUSLY HURT? WE DON'T KNOW - HE AINIT STOPPED BOUNCINI YET . AIN'T STOPPED BOUNCINI YET? HOW COME? f HE HAD ON HIS NEW SPRING PANTS WHEN HE FELL! (LAUGHS I JUST LOVE TO GET A G00DIN ON RED FOLEY LIKE THAT1 H I-DY FR I ENDS . .(WEAT„H,.ER) PORE A UNCLE CYPE . I F;ECK HIM AND AUNT SAP HAVE MORE 'ACCIDEN S THAN ANYBODY . ONE REASON THEY HAVE SO MANY ACCIDENT IS THAT THEY CiOTH 1KE AND DISLIKE THE SAME THINGS . .T,EY BOTH LIKE TO IGHT AND THEY DISLIKE EACH OTHER! GOLLY, TI-~E OTHER WEEK Tj~ERE THEY HAD A F 1 GHT AND WHAT THEY DONE TO EAC OTHER WA /A CRIME . .SHE ENDED UP WITH WATCHMANIS EYES -- [30TO EYES WA WATOHINI HER NOSE . .AND OLI UNCLE CYPE WOUND U~ WiTH /TEN COMMANDMENT TEETH-- ALL OF IEM WAS f3ROKEN ! THE ONLY THING HEY AGREE ON IS MY GAL SUZY . THE OTHER NIGHT AUNT SA S,YS "RODNEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SEE IN SUZY" . SO 1 AYS 'AUNT SAP, SUZY IS A PRETTY GAL . SHE+S GOT SKIN LIKE RIPE P AEH, SHEIS GOT aHEEKS LIKE APPLES, AND LIPS LIKE CHERF'IES" . UNCLE CYPE PIPES UP AND SAYS "SHUCKS, THAT AIN T NO GAL . .JU T PUT A DAE3 01 MAYONNAISE ON IER AND YOU GO A FRUIT SALADl1 (ROD CONTID OVER) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/upu03d00/pdf ROD :' SO I SAYS "MEBaE SUZY AIN'T GOT SUCH A GOOD FIGGER, BUT DON'T YOU THINK SHEIS SORTY CUTE?" AND AUNT SAP SAYS "SHEIS CUTE JUST LIKE ONE 0' THEM LITTLE SUMMER BEACH COTTAGES . SHE'S ALL PAINTED IN FRONT, SHEIS GOT A BIG BACK PORCH - AND THEY AINIT A THING IN THE ATTIC :" ' COUR , I GOT MAD - T I LL li REMF,MF3E ED HOW FAT SUZY REALLY WAS . T OTHER NIGHT WE WENT FE A RIDE AN D PARKED IN THE MOONLIGHT THERE, AND IID BEEN GGIN' SUZY AROUND THE WAIST IN THE DARK THERE FOR HALF- -HOUR, AND FINALLY SHE SAYS "F;ODNEY, WOULb, YOU PLEASE, STOP SQUEEZ I N' MY ARM S" WELL SIR, I GOT\TO F ELIN' REAL ROMANTIC THERE IN THE MOON- LIGHT SO I SAYS " ., WOULD YOU MIND TELLINI ME WHY YOU F I RST FE LL I N LQ~/E ~n( I TH ME" AND SHE SAYS "RODNEY, I T WAS BECAUSE 0' T I?IM B I G St10ES YOU WAS WEAR I N' " . SO I SAYS nSUZY,WHA I N THE CATt~, I f, HAS B I G SHOES GOT TO DO WI TH YOUR FALLINI iiN LOVE WITH ME? AND SHE SAYS rrWELL, RODNEY, I ALWAY "HEARD THAT THE BIGG R THE FEET, THE MORE ROMANTIC THE LOV F~ . .AND I'D STILL LIKE T MEET THE FELLER THAT'LOANED YOU .TEMSHOES :" ~_F~OD. .._... .,.WILL.,._..... CLOSE,-.. ._ ~._ ..WITH........... ...ONE..»_. .~OR TWO.. » _,OF.__ ..HIS. ... ...OWN.-.... ...JOKES....._ ~.. APPLAUSE AND PLAYOFF _. r...... .........,...,...,. _........ ~.... ~_ TUfZNER :' ~SAY, WHAT YOU GOT PLANNED FOR THE FOURTH, RED? FIREWORKS? FOLEY :' N~T MEt I LIKE PEACE AND QUIET BETTER'N MOST ANYTNING-- ALMOST : TUF~NER :' : JSHOCKEDI NOT BETTER THAN PR 1 NCE AL.E3ERT, RED i (FOLEY OVER) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/upu03d00/pdf - 4 - ,- ; FOLEYi ARE YOU KIDDING? PRINCE ALBERT MAKES PEACE AND QUIET DOUBLY~ ENJOYABLE . PRINCE ALBERT IS SO RICH, FULL-FLAVORED : T!1 ;'NEr: : k YEAH, SEEMS T0,'ME THAT 'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS -- SMOKERS EVERYWHEREI WHY, PRINCE ALBERT IS THE LARGEST-SELLING SMOKING TOBACCO IN AMERICA ; r ~' YEP, MOST SMOKERS KNOW JUST W, HAT TO LOOK FOR, I N A TOBACCO . AND WHERE TO FIND IT T00-- IN PRINCE AtBERT ; YOU SEE, PRINCE ALBERT IS SPECIALLY MADE FOR SMOKING ENJOYMENT . ITS CHOICE TOBACCO IS SPECIALLY TREATED TO INSURE AGAINST TONGUE F3ITE— AND CRIMP CUT TO BURN SLOW AND EVEN, AND SMOKE COOL! TURNER) :•- `S0 FELLAS, BE SURE TO BUY PR I NCE ALL3ERT -- THE NAT I ONAL JOY SMOKE : FOR CONVENIENCE, ASK FOR PRINCE ALBERT IN THE HANDY POCKET TIN WITH THE HUMIDOR-TOP! FOR ECONOMY, ASK FOR PRINCEy ALBERT IN THE BIG POUND-SIZES SINGING}')'JUST FILL YOUR PIPE UP WITH P .A . AND TAKE A PUFF OR TWO . YOU'LL GET THAT EXTRA.......,.....__ SMOKING JOY F'R I NCE ALBERT E3R I NGS TO YOU : , !~, FOLEY : ( ; TONIGHT, WE HAVE THE PLEASURE OF BRINGINI YOU ONE OF THE FINEST OF THE NEW CROP OF FOLK-SINGERS . .HEIS ONLY 23 YEARS OLD, BUT ALREADY THE GOOD PEOPLE DOWN IN MAYNARDSVILLE, TENNESSEE, ARE TALKINI ABOUT ELECTINI lIM MAYOR . HERE HE IS, ALL 6 FEET, 1 INCHES OF SIM . .OUF; GOOD-LOOKINI PRINCE ALBERT GUEST . .CARL SMITH : APPLAUSE (FOLEY OVER) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/upu03d00/pdf FOLEY : CARL, BEINI SUCH A YOUNGSTER OF 23, YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN RADIO AND RECORDINI VERY LONG, COULD YOU? . {,- .~ kED, I STARTED IN RADIO WHEN I WAS 13 IN ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA, AND I BEEN SINGINt EVER SINCE . F')LE:Y : . GOLLY THEN, BEFORE YOU GET TO QE AN OLD MAN OF 24 WEID BETTER HAVE A SONG HERE QUICK! CARLIS GONNA SING " ._...___~.._........._..._..,..-..._ ~" FOR US, EVERYBODY, JUST LIKE HE RECORDED IT A FEW WEEKS AGO! MUS I C :".r.rtw+rw+a..w .~ ..l~....«+ww".A+++.-..~a.-~r ..w..w1+.~" ,.. .+w .w. ... .wCARI~SM. .. ..I..~ TH..... _APPLAUSE....,..,....._......... FOLEY : ` SOUNDS EASY - SINGING, DOESN'T IT, WHEN CARL SMITH SINGS? AS EASY AS ROLLING A"MAKINrS" CIGARETTE WITH PRINCE ALBERT! AND THATIS ABOUT THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD -~ THANKS TO PR I NCE ALC3ERT IS CR I MP CUT : ANB; T-HANK~--T'0--`, ~ AND H 1 S STRONG E30W I N1ARM.,--WE-4RE--aONNA HAVE US A L I'f`TLE Q-~NCA-N-'--FiE ~E ! CIMON, EVERYBODY UP FOR "NEW MONEY"I w---- MUS1C : SQUARE._..._.,.,....~ p.._.ANGE..... _...._. .....~. ~ ..SEC..._..»_. .)..., APPLAUSE FOLEY : LET'S ALL FIND A COMFORTABLE ROCKER AND SET A SPELL WHILE THE JORDANAIRES SING US ONE OF THEIR MOST POPULAR SPIRITUALS, "DRY BONES" ; . JORDONA I RES MUS I C :` "DRY_..._ .._E30NES"._~_......--- .. .._.._ ...~._. ....... ._...._ rLn ~ Ln APPLAUSE °' ON m Ln . .DOWN ON CUE FOR : Zn _SEGUE. _.»... ._TO. .. .._~ ACCORDIAN. ... ..» .B... .G........, »__. .... .._~_ ....._.~.___ (FOLEY OVER) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/upu03d00/pdf FOLEY :" WELL, THIS IS THE TIME OF CUR PRINCE ALBERT OPRY THAT I, PERSONALLY, LIKE BEST OF ALL -- THE HYMN TIME . TONIGHTIS SACRED SONG IS ONE IlVE SUNG BEFORE, BUT YOUR KIND LETTERS HAVE TOLD ME YOUID LIKE TO HEAR IT AGAIN - SO HERE IS "JUST! CANIT KEEP FROM CRYINI SOMETIME" . ."JUST.. .... ...... ...CANIT......~ KEEP FROM ...CRYINI... ........ .. SOMETIME" ~...,.~_.FOL£Y... APPLAUSE ~~ ;:. FOLEY :, ` THANKS FRIENDS . .NJN/ THEN, WE HAVE NEXT HERE A---- TURNER : OUT OF MY WAY, PAL . .I'M IN A HURRYI ONLY GOT A FEW SECONDS TO SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAYl r f' FOLEY :` ~YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY? r,4 .r TURNER :•''H(wJ FAST PR I NCE ALBERT ROLLS I NTO A F{ RM, SMOOTH "MAK I NIS" CIGARETTE : F'OLEY :` AW, YOU DONIT NEED TO SAY THAT, GRANTI JUST TELL THE FELLAS LISTENING TO TRY PRINCE ALE3ERT, IN A"MAKINIS" CIGARETTE . THEYILL SEE FOR .THEMSELVES.. _.................. ~ HOW QUIOK AND EASY P .A . ROLLSZ BECAUSE PRINCE ALBERT'S GHOICE TOBACCO IS CRIMP 6UT . .SO IT CLINGS TO THE PAPER . .DOESNIT BLOW AROUND . .DOESNIT DRIBBLE OUT THE ENDS, LIKE THAT! (SNAPS FINGERS) ANYONE CAN ROLL A"MAKINIS" CIGARETTE HE'S PROUD TO SMOKE, WITH PRINCE ALBEF;T : S INGING :' SO ROLL YOUR OWN WI TH GOOD P .A . AND TAKE A PUFF OR TWO . YOU'LL. GET THAT .EXTRA....,.....,.. SMOKING JOY F'R I NCE ALBERT C3R INGS TO YOU! (FOLEY OVER) http://legacy.library.ucsf.edu/tid/upu03d00/pdf FOLEY : CLAUDE SHARPE AND HIS OLD HICKORY SINGERS GIVE US A PREVIEW OF TtIE GLORIOUS FOURTH COMINI UP TUESDAY-- WITH "YOU'RE A GRAND OLE FLAG"! rll1S I C :-~ ',' -"YOU.~ fF;E wA .wr+GFIAND..~..~.. .r. ..OLD.. .w. ..FLAG",. .+. ... ....w~rw~.OLD H. ..I.+ ..w++~wwCKORY.+r~ror S I NGERS..~n+ l Cy F >LFY : e ~`CAf;L SMITH, YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN WITH SOMETHINI HE WANTS TO SAY . .~ SMITH : SURE IS, RED .