1 (blank) 2 Epic Fail The Journal of a Homeless Gamer Book 4 On and on By rabb1t aka Eric Stryker First .pdf, e-published July, 2010 This is version 0.209, e-published July, 2012 First web published in July, 2010, at http://www.rabb1t.com/epicfail/ First page of book 4 – http://www.rabb1t.com/epicfail/epfail157to158.html Current e-published version – http://www.rabb1t.com/epicfail/epicfail4pdf.pdf 3 4 Table of Contents Week 157 Day 1095 – 7/1/11 – Beginning again, again, again Day 1096 – 7/2 – Working or not tomorrow Day 1097 – 7/3 – Two Cs Day 1098 – 7/4 – Sad changes Day 1099 – 7/5 – Back to not normal Week158 Day 1100 – 7/6 – It goes to 11 and beyond Day 1101 – 7/7 – It’s ok to pee Day 1102 – 7/8 – The lot stayed empty Day 1103 – 7/9 – Another fancy dinner Day 1104 – 7/10 – Where’d the juice go? Day 1105 – 7/11 – Stinky world smells bad Day 1106 – 7/12 – Interview posted Week 159 Day 1107 – 7/13 – Good comments Day 1108 – 7/14 – Compressed like a sponge Day 1109 – 7/15 – Tears for the spider Day 1110 – 7/16 – The wrong way idiot Day 1111 – 7/17 – Saved a spider Day 1112 – 7/18 – Trust Day 1113 – 7/19 – Gaing with snacks Week 160 Day 1114 – 7/20 – Nearly year 12 Day 1115 – 7/21 – Plus one Day 1116 – 7/22 – The bunny with no hop Day 1117 – 7/23 – Crutches hurt more Day 1118 – 7/24 – Disabled Day 1119 – 7/25 – One sock Day 1120 – 7/26 – Appetite returning Week 161 Day 1121 – 7/27 – They love my shirt Day 1122 – 7/28 – Forgetting how to walk Day 1123 – 7/29 – The bunny with zoom Day 1124 – 7/30 – Pizza and cuties Day 1125 – 7/31 – I’ve seen you around Day 1126 – 8/1 – Thee falls Day 1127 – 8/2 – May need surgery Picture series 23 Week 162 Day 1128 – 8/3 – Smooshed knee Day 1129 – 8/4 – Another bad spill Day 1130 – 8/5 – Dumb burocracy Day 1131 – 8/6 – Could be worse Day 1132 – 8/7 – The left boot Day 1133 – 8/8 – Mini library Day 1134 – 8/9 – Five down Week 163 5 Day 1135 – 8/10 - $2695 reduced to $50 Day 1136 – 8/11 – Falling asleep Day 1137 – 8/12 – Lonely birthdays Day 1138 – 8/13 – Eating oddly Day 1139 – 8/14 – Stretching on forever Day 1140 – 8/15 – Hoping for the best Day 1141 – 8/16 – Three more weeks Week 164 Day 1142 – 8/17 – Free hot chocolate Day 1143 – 8/18 – A blur Day 1144 – 8/19 – So fast Day 1145 – 8/20 – Nice surprises Day 1146 – 8/21 – Strangers Day 1147 – 8/22 – The ghost who said “Boo, damn it” Day 1148 – 8/23 – Shift it Week 165 Day 1149 – 8/24 – Missed hot Day 1150 – 8/25 – Spilt soda Day 1151 – 8/26 – Hangin’ Day 1152 – 8/27 – Winded Day 1153 – 8/28 – Friendly day Day 1154 – 8/29 – Peeling like a snake Day 1155 – 8/30 – Guild drama continues Week 166 Day 1156 – 8/31 – Feeling sick Day 1157 – 9/1 – A new world Day 1158 – 9/2 – Yikes, spider Day 1159 – 9/3 – Strange party, not so strange Day 1160 – 9/4 – So sick Day 1161 – 9/5 – Boring online game Day 1162 – 9/6 – Paw is free! Picture series 24 Week 167 Day 1163 – 9/7 – Crashing laptop day Day 1164 – 9/8 – Searching Day 1165 – 9/9 – Feel beaten up Day 1166 – 9/10 – Not belonging Day 1167 – 9/11 – Guild robbery Day 1168 – 9/12 – Looking forward Day 1169 – 9/13 – Little things Week 168 Day 1170 – 9/14 – People care Day 1171 – 9/15 – Freedom at a cost Day 1172 – 9/16 – Two dinners Day 1173 – 9/17 – Another weird day Day 1174 – 9/18 – Not looking, but feeling Day 1175 – 9/19 – Super mega backup Day 1176 – 9/20 – Orders Week 169 Day 1177 – 9/21 – Super mega backup complete Day 1178 – 9/22 – Not my party, again 6 Day 1179 – 9/23 – Boots and background Day 1180 – 9/24 – Leaving already? Day 1181 – 9/25 – Not bricked Day 1182 – 9/26 – First day, again Day 1183 – 9/27 – Shadow of death Week 170 Day 1184 – 9/28 – Suddenly very worried Day 1185 – 9/29 – Sad day is saaaddd Day 1186 – 9/30 – Hopefully tomorrow Day 1187 – 10/1 – Might still be broken Day 1188 – 10/2 – Another sad day Day 1189 – 10/3 – Waiting Day 1190 – 10/4 – Springer time Week 171 Day 1191 – 10/5 – Even more waiting Day 1192 – 10/6 – Guess I got lucky Day 1193 – 10/7 – Sort of vroom Day 1194 – 10/8 – No fifth gear Day 1195 – 10/9 – Want to go home Day 1196 – 10/10 – Seven hours for nothing Day 1197 – 10/11 – Day of rest Week 172 Day 1198 – 10/12 – Stalling Day 1199 – 10/13 – “Tell your sister you were right” Day 1200 – 10/14 – More repairs Day 1201 – 10/15 – I’m on a boat Day 1202 – 10/16 – Stranded Day 1203 – 10/17 – So much walking Day 1204 – 10/18 – Feel sick Picture series 25 Week 173 Day 1205 – 10/19 – Promising Day 1206 – 10/20 – Remaining hopeful Day 1207 – 10/21 – Wearing my bus pants Day 1208 – 10/22 – Yet another day of waiting… and waiting… Day 1209 – 10/23 – Anyther year, another dead car Day 1210 – 10/24 – Sineater Day 1211 – 10/25 – Hesitating Week 174 Day 1212 – 10/26 – Miracles Day 1213 – 10/27 – Fewer miracles Day 1214 – 10/28 – Little more than a blur Day 1215 – 10/29 – Unremarkable day Day 1216 – 10/30 – Simple things are not simple Day 1217 – 10/31 – No Halloween for me Day 1218 – 11/1 – A rare smile Week 175 Day 1219 – 11/2 – Sun up to sun down; sad reminders Day 1220 – 11/3 – More unremarkable Day 1221 – 11/4 – People who are not me Day 1222 – 11/5 – Pouring rain; the four hundred 7 Day 1223 – 11/6 – Torture Day 1224 – 11/7 – Another sad day Day 1225 – 11/8 – Over budget Week 176 Day 1226 – 11/9 – A follower, a server, a cute girl Day 1227 – 11/10 – Noob at life Day 1228 – 11/11 – Gaming day Day 1229 – 11/12 – Still do not want Day 1230 – 11/13 – Can you imagine Day 1231 – 11/14 – Special podcast Day 1232 – 11/15 – Winter shirts at last Week 177 Day 1233 – 11/16 – Dodger Day 1234 – 11/17 – My character’s home Day 1235 – 11/18 – Still no car Day 1236 – 11/19 – Almost cried Day 1237 – 11/20 – One headphone Day 1238 – 11/21 – Nap day Day 1239 – 11/22 – A sad start Week 178 Day 1240 – 11/23 – Impending sad Day 1241 – 11/24 – Thanksgiving, not Day 1242 – 11/25 – The pain in the tooth and the nice kitty Day 1243 – 11/26 – Extreme pain Day 1244 – 11/27 – Constant extreme pain Day 1245 – 11/28 – Maxiumum dose Day 1246 – 11/29 – Somewhat normal Week 179 Day 1247 – 11/30 – Just about settled to normal Day 1248 – 12/1 – The fractured self Day 1249 – 12/2 – The tiny home Day 1250 – 12/3 – The fast unwanted day Day 1251 – 12/4 – Cold all day Day 1252 – 12/5 – Uneventful day Day 1253 – 12/6 – A rare ok day Week 180 Day 1254 – 12/7 – Do not feel good Day 1255 – 12/8 – A blur of noise Day 1256 – 12/9 – Nothing to say Day 1257 – 12/10 – Not 36” Day 1258 – 12/11 – An odd day Day 1259 – 12/12 – Not much Day 1260 – 12/13 – A nice sound Picture series 26 Week 181 Day 1261 – 12/14 – The terrible day Day 1262 – 12/15 – In recovery Day 1263 – 12/16 – Is this all? Day 1264 – 12/17 – Uncanceled / So sad a bunny Day 1265 – 12/18 – Sad day of busses Day 1266 – 12/19 – Star Wars eve 8 Day 1267 – 12/20 – The lightsaber goes meeeaaarrr Week 182 Day 1268 – 12/21 – Fun day Day 1269 – 12/22 – Warm paws Day 1270 – 12/23 – A year of podcasting Day 1271 – 12/24 – Sad Xmas eve alone Day 1272 – 12/25 – Just a day Day 1273 – 12/26 – Twas the night before laundry Day 1274 – 12/27 – Unknown Week 183 Day 1275 – 12/28 – Bartender / Ninja / Jerk Day 1276 – 12/29 – Not car Day 1277 – 12/30 – A little rain, a little crying Day 1278 – 12/31 – Not a party for me Day 1279 – 1/1/12 – Helping and not Day 1280 – 1/2 – Everything hurts Day 1281 – 1/3 – A bit different Week 184 Day 1282 – 1/4 – So confused Day 1283 – 1/5 – I can’t imagine Day 1284 – 1/6 – Unusual day Day 1285 – 1/7 – Sad health Day 1286 – 1/8 – Feel like 300 lbs. Day 1287 – 1/9 – Kids item Day 1288 – 1/10 – Horrible blood pressure Week 185 Day 1289 – 1/11 – Wrecked laundry Day 1290 – 1/12 – Not free Day 1291 – 1/13 – A sad reminder Day 1292 – 1/14 – Terribad Day 1293 – 1/15 – Gamepad Day 1294 – 1/16 – Eve of a car Day 1295 – 1/17 – Fail car sale Week 186 Day 1296 – 1/18 – Return to sad Day 1297 – 1/19 – Nice comments Day 1298 – 1/20 – Digital phoenix Day 1299 – 1/21 – Pee and situps Day 1300 – 1/22 – Terrible dreams Day 1301 – 1/23 – Dimes Day 1302 – 1/24 – Feeling a bit normal Week 187 Day 1303 – 1/25 – Not having fun Day 1304 – 1/26 – Sad trap Day 1305 – 1/27 – Tired Day 1306 – 1/28 – One wolf dead Day 1307 – 1/29 – rabb1t life for a day Day 1308 – 1/30 – Seven Day 1309 – 1/31 – Just a guy Week 188 Day 1310 – 2/1 – Worried, but hopeful 9 Day 1311 – 2/2 – Go eat something Day 1312 – 2/3 – Imagination Day 1313 – 2/4 – A sad surrender Day 1314 – 2/5 – Not giving up Day 1315 – 2/6 – The test drive Day 1316 – 2/7 – Smiling girls Week 189 Day 1317 – 2/8 – Another smile Day 1318 – 2/9 – No face Day 1319 – 2/10 – Offline mode Day 1320 – 2/11 – A bit chaotic Day 1321 – 2/12 – Too many fries Day 1322 – 2/13 – On the horizion Day 1323 – 2/14 – Wub day Picture series 27 Week 190 Day 1324 – 2/15 – A virtual party Day 1325 – 2/16 – From good to sad Day 1326 – 2/17 – Sad and ouchie Day 1327 – 2/18 – Still my friend Day 1328 – 2/19 – Bathroom trips Day 1329 – 2/20 – 90% Day 1330 – 2/21 – 90% the second Week 191 Day 1331 – 2/22 – Five and ten Day 1332 – 2/23 – Still hoping Day 1333 – 2/24 – Podcast in one day Day 1334 – 2/25 – Sleepy, sneezy blur Day 1335 – 2/26 – Famly day Day 1336 – 2/27 – Another lonely and sad day Day 1337 – 2/28 – Leet day (not) Week 192 Day 1338 – 2/29 – Online fun Day 1339 – 3/1 – The following friend Day 1340 – 3/2 – Blurry Day 1341 – 3/3 – More online fun Day 1342 – 3/4 – Even more online fun Day 1343 – 3/5 – Not a midnight launch Day 1344 – 3/6 – Mass day Week 193 Day 1345 – 3/7 – Dashed hopes Day 1346 – 3/8 – Phew, fixed Day 1347 – 3/9 – Weekly now Day 1348 – 3/10 – Different game sweetie Day 1349 – 3/11 – Wating Day 1350 – 3/12 – Surprise podcasting