SANTA’S SCHEDULE* DART Red Line DART Blue Line 5:00–6:20 MEET Meet at Absinthe, 1409 S. Lamar, Ste. 008 ($4 Whipped Hawaiian Santa) DART Green Line 4 Deep Ellum 1 POSE Get your picture taken! Thanks to nakedlens.org for badass photo services! Walk Baylor BUY Buy $5 DART pass at the station! (Avoid lines; buy before & bring w/ you) Train Station Pearl Deep Ellum 6:25 WALK Parade to Cedars Station for a train ride to Akard Station Green Room 6:36 RIDE RED LINE from Cedars to Akard, arriving 6:50p OR Serious Pizza St. Paul 6:39 RIDE BLUE LINE from Cedars to Akard, arriving 6:53p Wits End 6:50–6:52 WALK Parade up Pacific to Thanksgiving Square for some soaking-wet fun! 7-11 Fuzzy’s Taco 2 Maracas Sandbar 6:55–7:05 PLAY Prepare to get armed and get wet — ready, aim, squirt! Akard Three Links Cantina & Grill 7:05–7:10 WALK ParadeFair Park through Thanksgiving Square to St. Paul Station West End Beach Ellum 3 7:10 RIDE GREEN LINE from St Paul to Baylor station, arriving 7:16p 2 Thanksgiving 7:16–7:30 WALK Parade down Commerce to Sandbar Cantina & Grill Square 7:30–8:45 DRINK Sandbar Cantina & Grill, 317 S 2nd Ave ($6.50 alcoholic snowcones) & EAT $5 chimichangas, $6 bacon wrapped chicken stuffed jalapeños, $5 fried cheesecake PLAY Beach volleyball — get sandy, Santa! 3 FIGHT The war continues … Snowcones and SNOWBALLZ! Union Station 8:45–9:00 WALK Parade along Main St to Deep Ellum 9:00–10:40 PLAY Play in Deep Ellum CONGA Maracas (formerlyMLK Monica’s) 2914 Main St (Happy Hour prices for Santa!) Conga line, tequila-shooting fun and delicious food to boot! Convention Center ROOF Wits End, 2724 Elm St; no cover, Santa! — bands downstairs, acoustic on roof DRINK ($2 beers — Session, Genesis, PBR, Lonestar) EAT Serious Pizza, 2807 Elm St, ($2 Schlitz, Lone Star,16oz PBR, $3.25 cheese slice) 4 ROOF Green Room, 2715 Elm St, ($4 infused vodka, $1 cash for vodka-soaked fruit) EAT Fuzzy’s Taco Shop, 2706 Elm St, (all-day breakfast, tacos start at $1.99, Cedars Buy DART pass $4 large goblets of local beers from Lakewood Brewing Co & Revolver Brewing) 5 End here 10:40–10:45 WALK Parade along Crowdus or Malcolm X to Baylor Station 10:45 RIDE GREEN LINE from Baylor to West End, arriving 10:56p Start here 1 Lee Harvey’s Meet up at Absinthe 11:06 RIDE BLUE LINE from West End to Cedars, arriving 11:12p 11:12 WALK Parade along Akard and Beaumont to Lee Harvey’s 11:15–12a CHILL Lee Harvey’s, 1807 Gould St Santa’S RULES DRINK Coffee & cold water, Santa! It’s time to sober up! ❍ Stuff Santa needs to bring: 5 BAND Fruitcake SuperBeing 1. Cash & ID 4. Walking shoes 12:00 END Thanks to everyone for being part of Dallas Santa Rampage! G’night! 2. DART pass 5. Squirt gun 3. This handy map & schedule 11:34p RIDE RED LINE from Cedars to Mockingbird Station, arriving 11:55p* OR Summer ❍ Santa doesn’t get arrested. Please remember the FOUR F*CKS: 11:39p RIDE BLUE LINE from Cedars to Mockingbird Station, arriving 12:00a* OR 1. Don’t f*ck with Kids. 3. Don’t f*ck with Security. 12:02a RIDE RED LINE from Cedars to Mockingbird Station, arriving 12:23a* OR 2. Don’t f*ck with Cops. 4. Don’t f*ck with Santa. 12:07a RIDE BLUE LINE from Cedars to Mockingbird Station, arriving 12:28a* ❍ Along the Rampage Route, YOU will be responsible for YOU! Remember, 10:00p–2a DANCE After Party at Crown and Harp, 1914 Greenville Ave (upstairs) Santa creates this Rampage, but you are in charge of your own experience. If the Booty Fits, Santa Twerks it with DJs Sean Sparks & Boston Morgan, ❍ This is a Leave No Trace Event! Pick up after yourself and your fellow Santas. featuring the very best in booty bouncing music (mystery Santa drink special) ❍ Santa responds to HO HO HO! When you hear it – from many Santas together – August 10, 2013 *Afternoon trains from MBS to Cedars take 20 mins: RED 4:37, 4:57, 5:17; BLUE 4:42, 5:02, 5:22 facebook.com/DallasSantaRampage join in & move along! This signals that Santa is ready to hoof it to the next stop! twitter: @DallasSanta * This is Santa’s planned schedule, but details are subject to change without notice, so be flexible and follow Santa on Twitter: twitter.com/DallasSanta Version 2.0.