NOBODY LIKES ME, EVERYBODY HATES ME PDF, EPUB, EBOOK Michele Borba | 336 pages | 03 May 2005 | John Wiley & Sons Inc | 9780787976620 | English | New York, United States THE BOYS - THE WORM SONG LYRICS Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones, See how they wiggle and squirm. Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice And throw their tails away Nobody knows how I survive On worms three times a day. Long, slender slimy ones. Short, fat juicy ones. Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Big fat juicy ones, ooey gooey slimey ones Hanging on the garden wall. First you bite their heads off, Then you suck the juice out, Then you throw the skins away, Big fat juicy ones, ooey gooey slimey ones Hanging on the garden wall. Oh, everybody hates me I think I go and eat worms. Big ones, fat ones Ooey gooey slimy ones Worms that wiggle and squrm. Third one busted Fourth one busted Fifth one tried to run Ohh. Big fat juicy ones, little wee skinny ones, See how they wriggle and squirm. Nobody knows how much I thrive on worms three times a day. Fat worms, skinny worms… itty bitty shitty worms… wormy worms and squirmy worms… long, fat slimy worms… Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I went and ate some worms! Fat worms, skinny worms… itty bitty shitty worms… wormy worms and squirmy worms… long, fat slimy worms… God did they wiggle and squirm. I was a Nanny for a few years of my long life. I got paid for playing with children all day! One of the tools in my box was this song. When ever I encountered a fussing baby I would sing this song. Thank you for bringing back some wonderful memories. Here is the version taught to me 65 years ago and what I have passed on to my son and grandson. Nobody likes me; everybody hates me, Going to the garden to eat worms, Long, slim, slimy ones, Big, fat, juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. Down goes the first one; down goes the second one, Down goes the fuzzy, wuzzy worm. Long, slim, slimy ones, Big, fat, juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. Come up, come up, Come up my supper come up, come up. Freshly butchered pigs reduced to piles of still-warm loins, snouts and feet, next to huge bowls overflowing with trimmed fat. We saw mounds of organ meats — hearts, livers, kidneys and more, intestines ready to be stuffed and made into sausage. And then there are the bowls filled with squirming grubs. Huge ones, as big as my little finger one joint of it anyway. No, it was just another one of our typical atypical days. The last time we were there she had picked up a bunch of delicious food from a lunch buffet located nearby. This time we wanted her to take us there so we could see for ourselves what all they had to offer. I ducked under the low ceiling as we headed down a corridor into the bowels of one of the ancient buildings of Old Town. After a short walk, the corridor opened into a well-lit wider space. Through a wide, open window I could see a number of people seated at tables, and before me was a counter filled with bowls of different Vietnamese dishes. There was steamed rice, of course, the staple ingredient of any Vietnamese meal. The man behind the table spooned SIX of the critters onto my plate. So as I was eating tasty bites of chicken, scooping up bits of rice and sampling the various vegetables I had selected, I kept looking at that little clump of grubs off to one side of my plate. Will I gag as I bite into it? Will I instantly retch and barf up all the stuff I already swallowed? Will I be instantly poisoned? My moment of truth finally came. My plate was now empty save for the grubs and a small mound of rice I had saved in case I needed something to neutralize the taste if it was really bad. I picked up one of the tiny beasts with my chopsticks and studied it closely. It still looked like a grub, just not quite as big as the ones I had seen at the market. Apparently, they shrink a bit during the cooking process. The small morsel was a nice glossy, dark brown, obviously coated in some sort of sauce. From my experience, sauce can cover a myriad of ill flavors, and make even mediocre foods taste good. I insisted that Melanie take several photos to document my endeavor. If I was going to eat a grub, I wanted photographic proof. Lifting the critter to my mouth, I closed my eyes and bit down. It was barely crunchy, yielding easily to my bite. And as I suspected, the sauce was quite savory, very salty and slightly peppery. It actually tasted… pretty good. I chewed and swallowed. My next move was to offer one to Melanie. After all, she has told me time and again that grubs would be a good source of protein, and that I should knock off my comments about how disgusting they are. Now she would have to eat her words. And to her credit, she did. She ate one of my remaining grubs but balked at the offering of a second. I already ate my whole plate of food. New crew were initiated by having them eat a larva, or two. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Guess I’ll just eat grubs - On The Road Now Nobody likes me, everybody hates me. Big fat juicy ones, ooey gooey slimey ones Hanging on the garden wall. First you bite their heads off, Then you suck the juice out, Then you throw the skins away, Big fat juicy ones, ooey gooey slimey ones Hanging on the garden wall. Oh, everybody hates me I think I go and eat worms. Big ones, fat ones Ooey gooey slimy ones Worms that wiggle and squrm. Third one busted Fourth one busted Fifth one tried to run Ohh. Big fat juicy ones, little wee skinny ones, See how they wriggle and squirm. Nobody knows how much I thrive on worms three times a day. Fat worms, skinny worms… itty bitty shitty worms… wormy worms and squirmy worms… long, fat slimy worms… Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I went and ate some worms! Fat worms, skinny worms… itty bitty shitty worms… wormy worms and squirmy worms… long, fat slimy worms… God did they wiggle and squirm. I was a Nanny for a few years of my long life. I got paid for playing with children all day! One of the tools in my box was this song. When ever I encountered a fussing baby I would sing this song. Thank you for bringing back some wonderful memories. Here is the version taught to me 65 years ago and what I have passed on to my son and grandson. Nobody likes me; everybody hates me, Going to the garden to eat worms, Long, slim, slimy ones, Big, fat, juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. Down goes the first one; down goes the second one, Down goes the fuzzy, wuzzy worm. Long, slim, slimy ones, Big, fat, juicy ones, Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. Come up, come up, Come up my supper come up, come up. Come up, come up, Come up my supper come up. Big fat juicy ones, Little thin slimy ones— Oh and how they squirm! Your email address will not be published. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. A person may also benefit from spending time outdoors. The authors of a review of studies acknowledge that an increasing amount of evidence supports the idea that spending time outside can improve mood and help a person recover from stress and mental fatigue. If a person feels an overwhelming sense that everyone hates them, the feeling should pass shortly. However, if a person feels this way for long periods, they should seek additional treatment from a healthcare professional. A doctor may be able to help a person find counseling services that can help them start feeling better. A person may be suffering from an undiagnosed case of depression, bipolar disorder, anxiety, or personality disorder. 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