333399999 st Sun 21 Dec 2014 Parent and Toddler Group Two sessions left of 2014 for group. 50p Friday 12th & Friday 19th December. On the 19th we will have the raffle of the Christmas hamper and Santa will be visiting. First SOCIAL CLUB session in 2015 will be Friday 9th ENTERTAINMENT Jan. Sat 20th Dec Max Cunningham Xmas Nite Bar Open 7pm Boxing Day Open All Day Any information or news for The Bridge Boxing Nite Robert Dinsmore Bulletin should be e-mailed to me at [email protected] New Years Day "QUEEN OF Or left at 9 Carnany Grove or telephone THE BOARD" 4pm Rosemary Magee at 02830851647 by a Tuesday evening at the LATEST. SYMPATHY Mayobridge GAC deeply regrets ****FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY*** the death of Sean Magee, brother of After months of planning the Mayobridge former player, Peter Magee and Strictly come dancing crew finally got would like to express sincere together for practice. condolences to Peter, his mother What a line up we have in store for Mary Anne, sisters, Mary and everyone. Limited number of tickets will be available Carmel and the extended Magee and Rooney Family Circles. for this great night and NO tickets will be held for anyone Tickets will officially are on sale now Get in early folks What a night in store Dancers will be revealed in due course ***MAYOBRIDGE DOES STRICTLY COME DANCING*** Jolly Tots Playgroup Forms now available at Jolly Wednesday 14 January Tots for pre school funded Round 3 (all games at 7.30pm) places for September 2015. Group A Forms to be returned to Jolly Down v v UUJ at Pairc Esler Cavan v Monagan at Kingspan Breffni Park Tots by 13 Jan 2015. Group B Derry v QUB at Celtic Park DR. MCKENNA CUP FIXTURES Donegal v Fermanagh at Pairc MacCumhaill 2015 Group C Tyrone v Antrim at Healy Park The full fixture list for the 2015 Bank of Armagh v St Mary’s at Athletic Grounds Ireland Dr. McKenna Cup is as follows:. Sunday 18 January Sunday 4 January Semi Finals (1) Group A Winner v Group B Winner (2) Group C Winner v Best Runner Up Round 1 (all games at 2pm) Group A Saturday 24 January Monaghan v UUJ at Clones Final 1 v 2 Down v Cavan at Pairc Esler DOWN’S NATIONAL LEAGUE Group B FIXTURES 2015 Fermanagh v QUB at Brewster Park Sc Date Round Home Away Ground Derry v Donegal at Celtic Park ore Group C St. Conleth's 1 Group Kildare v Down Park, Armagh v Tyrone at Athletic Grounds Feb Newbridge Antrim v St Mary’s at Creggan 7 Roscomm Páirc Esler, Group Down v Feb on Newry Sunday 11 January Kingspan 28 Group Cavan v Down Breffni Park, Feb Round 2 (all games at 2pm) Cavan Group A 8 Páirc Esler, Cavan v UUJ at Kingspan Breffni Park Group Down v Galway Mar Newry Monaghan v Down at Clones 15 Cusack Park, Group B Group Westmeath v Down Donegal v QUB at Pairc MacCumhaill Mar Mullingar Fermanagh v Derry at Brewster Park 28 Páirc Esler, Group Down v Meath Group C Mar Newry Antrim v Armagh at Creggan 5 Páirc Esler, Group Down v Laois Tyrone v St Mary’s at Healy Park Apr Newry CHRISTMAS JOKES It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over How do you know Santa has to be a man? the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of No woman is going to wear the same outfit finding a large one. year after year. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these Good King Wenceslas phoned turkeys get any bigger?' for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, 'Do 'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.' you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even. Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Mary went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.' Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? What denomination?' asked the assistant. A: Because he had low elf esteem. 'Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?' said Mary 'Well give me 50 Protestant and Q: What kind of bird can write? 50 Catholic ones please.' A: A PENguin. One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd Christmas time? leading his flock decided to take a shortcut A: Sandy Claus! across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them fireplace? to the other side. 'Look at that, 'remarked A: He wanted to sleep like a log. Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!' Q: How come you never hear anything What did Adam say on the day before about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ? Christmas? A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other It's Christmas, Eve reindeer, used to laugh and call him names" Which reindeer needs to mind his manners What do you have in December that you the most? don't have in any "Rude"olph! other month? The letter "D". Mum, Can I have a What happened when Santa's cat swallowed dog for Christmas? a ball of wool? No, you can have She had mittens. turkey like everyone else! CROCHET CLASS On Thursdays From 10-12am Mayobridge Convent Come along and learn a new craft have a cup of tea and a chat Cost £3 Everyone Welcome Comfort Zone has now moved to Warrenpoint Town Hall, Wednesday mornings 11am-1pm. As well as a new venue the club are pleased to announce that they now have trained physical activity coaches attending who offer a gentle exercise class suitable for everyone. We would be delighted to welcome new members, male and female 40 plus who are young at heart and would like to get out, meet new friends, catch up with old friends and take a little gentle exercise into the bargain. If you would like further details call Sinead on 07922743827 or ring the SPACE office on 02830835764. SITUATIONS VACANT Homecare Independent Living employs Care Assistants from the community to work in their local community. We provide care to people in their own homes and we work closely with the Health and Social Care Trusts in Northern Ireland in this regard. We currently have vacancies in the Warrenpoint, Rostrevor, Rathfriland and Newry areas. If you are interested in applying for this position please visit our website at www.hcil.com to apply online or alternatively you can phone our HR Department on 028 37511333 ext. 5. .