THE INIMITABLE JEEVES PDF, EPUB, EBOOK P. G. Wodehouse | 253 pages | 30 Mar 2007 | Everyman | 9781841591483 | English | London, United Kingdom The Inimitable Jeeves PDF Book Wooster, there is a cat close at hand! The stage seemed to stretch out in front of me like a trackless desert, and there was a kind of breathless hush as if all Nature had paused to concentrate its attention on me personally. All in all, therefore, I was in no fit state to receive shocks, especially shocks like this. It is like all these French places, mainly sands and hotels and casinos. Casting my mind back, it seemed to me that "bright" just about described them. My Man Jeeves by P. You have been very, very unjust to this poor man. A good UK first edition, later issue hardback 11 titles on half title page - in a facsimile dustjacket, fitted with a removable clear mylar sleeve - All my books are always securely packed with plenty of bubblewrap in professional boxes and promptly dispatched within days - Pictures available upon request. An absolute sitter came unstitched in the second race at Haydock Park," said young Bingo, with some bitterness, "and I dropped my entire month's allowance. He stalked out, followed by Jeeves. I mean the way something always comes along to give it you in the neck at the very moment when you're feeling most braced about things in general. Am I right or wrong? The girl took the piece of paper, shoved it in her bag, grabbed the money and slipped it to brother Sidney, and then, before I knew what was happening, she had darted at me, kissed me, and legged it from the room. It is the Worcester Sauce that gives it its colour. We Woosters do not lightly forget. Num Pages: pages. The fact is, Sir Roderick is being rather troublesome. I punched the bell for Jeeves, who drifted in and stood waiting with an air of respectful devotion. Absolutely hang on your words. I mean, they're both such frightfully good chaps, you know. So Jeeves very sportingly shot Cyril out into the crisp morning air, and didn't let me know of his existence till he brought his card in with the Bohea. I'm bound to say that the more I contemplated the binge, the less I liked it. We two were alone in a world of music and sunshine. And, if I may make the suggestion, I think it might be judicious to stress the fact that they were stolen by——". Another dandy from the master. Published by Penguin Books, Middlesex, She had never called me anything except "Mr. El inimitable Jeeves P. That is why the jar, when it came, was such a particularly nasty jar. The curate chappie prattled on of this and that; the girl admired the view; and I got a headache early in the proceedings which started at the soles of my feet and got worse all the way up. And, as I started to toddle across the intervening space, I had a rummy feeling that I'd done this very thing before. It certainly was one of the best and brightest. Discover new titles and books you might not normally pick up and buy, or re-examine books you already know and love. Anyway, he was there, swinging a dashed efficient shoe. I tottered back to my room to dress for dinner, feeling like a toad under the harrow. The Inimitable Jeeves Writer Bingo and the Little Woman. Bertie, do you believe in love at first sight? Incredible, of course. Well, I felt just like that now. Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. I will gladly continue my nephew's existing allowance, but beyond that I cannot go. Jeeves was in the waiting-room. I'd been pally with Bingo practically all my life, and yet I didn't remember ever having heard that his uncle lived anywhere is particular. Priority shipping available. The Great Sermon Handicap. My hat was snatched abruptly from my head! About this Item: Dorset Press, Gregson did not actually confide in me, sir, but I fancy that some such thing may have occurred. By no means intelligent. I say, old crumpet, did my uncle seem pleased to see you? It was Honoria Glossop laughing. A French hotel [Pg 51] manager wouldn't be likely to let real money wander away from him without counting himself in on the division. It was one of those occasions about which I shall prattle to my grandchildren—if I ever have any, which at the moment of going to press seems more or less of a hundred-to-one shot. Fred Thompson and one or two fellows had come in, and McGarry, the chappie behind the bar, was listening with his ears flapping. Anyhow, things seemed to be buzzing along quite satisfactorily, and Bingo said he had got an idea which, he thought, was going to clinch the thing. He laid another case on the table beside the dud one, and, by Jove, you couldn't tell them apart. The Inimitable Jeeves Reviews Even as I was putting it on I got a sort of impression that it was a trifle roomy; and no sooner had I let go of it than it settled down over my ears like a kind of extinguisher. The mewing appears to come from the adjoining room. You know, the way love can change a fellow is really frightful to contemplate. I always look back to that lunch with a sort of aching regret. Thinks you so much above him, don't you know. Why, his collar buttoned at the back—I mean, he would have deceived a bishop. Much Obliged, Jeeves P. Spenser informed me that she had expressed some such intention. I suppose in the case of a chappie of really fine fibre and all that sort of thing, a certain amount of gloom and anguish would have followed this dishing of young Bingo's matrimonial plans. Plot "The Inimitable Jeeves" is the second in a collection of stories featuring the big- hearted, thick-headed Mr. A century after their debut, his comic duo of aristocratic Bertie Wooster and all-knowing manservant Jeeves rank among Wodehouse's most popular creations. There are no products in your shopping cart. If my cook has a fault—which I am not prepared to admit—it is that she is inclined to stress the pepper a trifle in her made dishes. The kid Oswald was hunched up on the bridge; and, as Bingo wasn't visible, I took it that he had got into position. The capers often involve lying to various relations; one involves Bertie posing as an author for some time. View all. It was twenty to two when I got to the flat. My experience is that a fellow never really looks his best just after he's come out of a cell. Jeeves was in the waiting-room. Aunt Agatha Speaks Her Mind. You may have had experience of the system? Poor copy in the original title-blocked cloth. He took it away with him. One of the worst. About this Item: Herbert Jenkins, Signed and inscribed by Richard Briers. A fine copy in fine wrapper which has had a small chip restored at top of spine. Soft covers, missing most of spine, front cover detached. She is devoted to the little brute. This is now a rare title and nice copies with wrappers really only appear when collections come on to the market and then they are snapped up. The front panel was tipped into the book and the spine was used as a bookmark and were in mint condition. Why, by Jove, Jeeves, do you think that parson was Soapy Sid? I couldn't move a step, dash it, without one of them popping out from somewhere and freezing on. At school he had the finest collection of actresses' photographs of anyone of his time; and at Oxford his romantic nature was a byword. It is nothing so serious as that. The Inimitable Jeeves Read Online It couldn't be because he was hard up. But nowadays it's so easy to write letters of introduction that everybody does it without a second thought, with the result that some perfectly harmless cove like myself gets in the soup. A Letter of Introduction It really was rummy the way the Hemmingway family had taken to me. A touch [Pg 36] of the hidalgo. If I sprang it on him cold, he'd tie himself in knots on the hearthrug. It amazes me that a man as young as you can have been able to plumb human nature so surely to its depths; to play with so unerring a hand on the quivering heart-strings of your reader; to write novels so true, so human, so moving, so vital! Why, take it from me, laddie, he would have shoved you behind that clump of bushes over there; he would have got me to lure Honoria on to the bridge somehow; then, at the proper time, he would have told me to give the kid a pretty hefty jab in the small of the back, so as to shoot him into the water; and then you would have dived in and hauled him out. Bingo frequently describes his feelings for a particular girl in terms of "holy devotion," which is obviously ironic considering the amount of women he has "fallen in love" with. The Jeeves Omnibus - Vol 3 P. But—but how did they come into her possession? I suppose to a fellow who for weeks had been tackling macaroons and limado it must have been like Heaven.